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Are you this Jelly? The Jelly below me_Part 22!

Asked by AmWiser (14932points) August 4th, 2011

The game rules are:

Respond to the question/statement from the poster above.
Ex: I might make the statement:
The Jelly below me drinks 10 cups of coffee daily

The response might be:
False! I hate coffee or,
True!

Then they might state:
The Jelly below me has blond hair.

There are no right or wrong answers, so be as creative as your heart desires.

Happily, this is becoming the Never Ending TJBM Game. Hopefully most all Jellies will join in.

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786 Answers

AmWiser's avatar

TJBM has posted on all 22 TJBM threads!

RealEyesRealizeRealLies's avatar

False. I didn’t even know they existed.

TJBM has webbed feet.

lucillelucillelucille's avatar

Yes.I love the look!:)
TJBM plays rugby

Blackberry's avatar

No way, I would be dismantled in rugby.
The Jelly below me is a shuffleboard master, though.

lucillelucillelucille's avatar

LOL! I have KSA on the shuffleboard court.
TJBM cuts their own hair.

Blackberry's avatar

I actually do cut my own hair. It’s pretty easy, all I do move the clippers over my hair until there was less than before lol.
But the jelly below me goes to a salon.

ucme's avatar

False, I shave mine to within an inch of it’s life….sometimes I let the wife do it coz it tickles.
TJBM still has a cake with candles on their birthday.

lucillelucillelucille's avatar

Yes,I do! I love birthdays
TJBM loves Shakespeare

ucme's avatar

Yay, me too….although it’s getting harder to blow those suckers out.
Shakespeare is okay, in small doses.
TJBM is a cowardly pussycat when things go bump in the night.

Blackberry's avatar

Why would I try to be a hero when I could let the cops do that instead .
TJBM likes to go bump in the night.

Jay484's avatar

False.
TJBM is going to have a good day today

ucme's avatar

@Blackberry I was thinking more of a total wimp cowering under the covers begging his wife to go take a look…....me, in other words.

picante's avatar

Usually not.
TJBM has worn a heart monitor.

reijinni's avatar

not really.
TJBM has heard about Bubba Smith.

JLeslie's avatar

False.
How do you “not really” wear a heart monitor?

TJBM hates tomatoes.

Paul's avatar

False, love them.
TJBM is too slow.

lucillelucillelucille's avatar

LOL! Apparently so!
TJBM owns a firearm

MeeblyConevily's avatar

False
TJBM still lives with their mother.

RealEyesRealizeRealLies's avatar

False. She lives with me.
TJBM can’t find their car keys.

JLeslie's avatar

False. We keep them on hooks on the wall so I don’t lose them.

TJBM loves to dance.

OpryLeigh's avatar

True but I am really not very good at it.

TJBM likes TicTacs

Blackberry's avatar

I really do, but sometimes I wish they did something different like put gum in the center lol.
TJBM loves haggis.

RealEyesRealizeRealLies's avatar

True. But she left me for a younger man.

TJBM loves manscaping.

bobbinhood's avatar

Not so much.

TJBM still climbs trees.

Jellie's avatar

I did about a month ago so that would be a yes.

TJBM likes skinny dipping.

Hibernate's avatar

False. Was true a few years ago.

The Jelly bellow me likes oranges.

rebbel's avatar

False. They are much too healthy, and whenever I do take one it is tasting sour.
False again. Our royal family is called “van Oranje” and if it was on me they could move out tomorrow.

TJBM feels sorry for the loser of a boxing match.

Blackberry's avatar

I do; the multiple blows to the head can not be good for the brain.
TJBM has been punched in the head.

Paul's avatar

False.
TJBM is peaceful.

Jay484's avatar

True
TJBM has something fun planned for today

OpryLeigh's avatar

Yes. I am picking up a dog that I shall be looking after during the next week and it just so happens to be my favourite dog of all the dogs I look after which is quite a lot.

TJBM knows someone that is pregnant at the moment.

Blackberry's avatar

Not anymore, she had her kid last month.
TJBM has dark hair.

Paul's avatar

True.
TJBM has seen me around Fluther before.

Tropical_Willie's avatar

Yah, you’re the “Blue guy”.

TJBM has relatives visiting soon.

Coloma's avatar

False. Most of them are dead! Fine with me, the ones I really love are alive. It’s worked out well! haha

TJBM stayed up late last night, just kicking around and lost track of time.

Jellie's avatar

False, last night was the only night I went to bed early.

TJBM is excited about something.

choreplay's avatar

Ya, the last question I responded to.

TJBM is excited to see installment 22 of TJBM

Coloma's avatar

True!

I almost forgot about this question the last week or two.

TJBM likes to indulge in pot brownies now and then That’s why I stayed up so late last night, having a blast being high and re-arranging my house! lol

Blackberry's avatar

I would love to indulge, but my job won’t allow it :(
The jelly below me also can’t indulge.

Jellie's avatar

False (thank god) but it’s been a while since we don’t get weed here :(

TJBM has a doctor’s appointment coming up

RealEyesRealizeRealLies's avatar

True! I’m photographing a doctor next week.

TJBM is plotting a diabolical takeover of planet earth (after my doctors portrait), and will enslave all of humanity in a hypnotic trance to do their bidding as they see fit, which most likely includes licking toe jam from their feet and converting into a renewable energy source.

Paul's avatar

True, (and oddly specific).
TJBM will try and foil my diabolical plan to takeover of planet earth and enslave all of humanity in a hypnotic trance to do their bidding as they see fit, which most likely includes licking toe jam from their feet and converting into a renewable energy source.

Haleth's avatar

False, because this sounds like a pinky and the brain kind of plan.

TJBM is going on vacation soon.

Blackberry's avatar

Yeah, going to Oregon for my friend’s wedding.
TJBM has been to Oregon.

ucme's avatar

False, i’ve never gone to Oregon.
TJBM enjoys colouring in with crayons & stuff.

sweetbee's avatar

Abso..positively do Crayola is a friend of mine!
TJBM Is an awesome cook! :)

Bill_Lumbergh's avatar

It’s totally true! I make a great Hot Pocket!
TJBM is a rabid “sexter”! (as in sex texting)

King_Pariah's avatar

No, but if it’s phone sex that you want well…
TJBM has partaken in, and enjoys, anal.

ucme's avatar

Fuck that shit!…..actually, that’s precis….false!
TJBM has eaten dinner already.

Bill_Lumbergh's avatar

Yep, I ate another Hot Pocket.
TJBM enjoys spoiled milk.

SpatzieLover's avatar

True if its in the form of sour cream
TJBM is lactose intolerant.

shego's avatar

True

TJBM has a job interview

reijinni's avatar

nope
TJBM is not living at their usual accommodations.

King_Pariah's avatar

Nope
TJBM enjoys listening to Lisa Hannigan… and probably wouldn’t mind banging her.

SpatzieLover's avatar

False. haven’t a clue, and have a husband
TJBM plans to put their feet up and relax at some point today.

Jellie's avatar

Sort of. I’ll be going to bed in a while. Well tired.

TJBM cooked their own meal today.

shego's avatar

True, I do most of my cooking from scratch.

TJBM loves meatloaf the food, not the creepy guy

JLeslie's avatar

True. Well, I like my own anyway.

TJBM hates going to the movie theatre.

picante's avatar

False. I love watching first-run movies in the theater.
TJBM has had a professional photo taken in recent times.

King_Pariah's avatar

@shego Meatloaf is awesome! Who doesn’t like paradise by the dashboard lights?

Too true, and I hate photos taken of me, especially when they end up is some publication… grrrrrr….
TJBM is in denial

picante's avatar

False. I deny, deny, deny.
TJBM has a laugh that always draws attention.

SpatzieLover's avatar

Maybe true.

TJBM never uses coupons.

JLeslie's avatar

False. I wish I was better at organizing them though. I wish I used them more often.

TJBM Strikes up conversations with strangers all the time.

Blackberry's avatar

I use to, until I realized most do not want to, and that I also do not care what some people have to say. Lol
The jelly below me likes a BLT with a fried egg.

Coloma's avatar

False. Never tried it that way, but, I love BLT’s!

TJBM is hungry!

MilkyWay's avatar

I’d love a BLT sandwich, but not the egg.
Damn! False, not really hungry.
TJBM loves geese.

SpatzieLover's avatar

I do! We feed the Canadian Geese that come to our yard…and protect them as best we can.
TJBM has a few pets.

Coloma's avatar

True. 2 geese, one cat, and maybe a new kitty soon after losing my Marley 2 months ago.

TJBM is enjoying a magnificent early afternoon, perfect temps! ;-)

SpatzieLover's avatar

True finally the dew point is lower!
TJBM knows bliss.

Coloma's avatar

True. I am in extreme relaxed mode at the moment, just flowing along in bliss. ;-)

TJBM has a garden?

King_Pariah's avatar

Yeah… more like a mini orchard though.
TJBM got wasted last night

MilkyWay's avatar

False :/
TJBM is having a crap weekend.

RealEyesRealizeRealLies's avatar

False. Because the weekend ain’t here yet.

TJBM will work for chocolate.

King_Pariah's avatar

Nah, body is somewhat allergic to chocolate.
TJBM has taken part in truth or dare shots.

MilkyWay's avatar

True XD
TJBM likes to choose dares instead of truth

disenchanted_poisongirl's avatar

True
TJBM hates going to parties

Haleth's avatar

False… ish. I hate going to a great big party only knowing one or two people, but I love going to something small and easygoing with friends.

TJBM has a great recipe for sangria, and would like to share.

MilkyWay's avatar

I don’t know what that is, sorry :(
TJBM hates going to weddings

Coloma's avatar

True!

@MilkyWay Sangria is a type of table wine.

The only wedding I plan of ever attending again will be my daughters, if she marries her live in boyfriend. haha

TJBM is feelin’ groovy today!

MilkyWay's avatar

False
TJBM has a shoulder that hurts whenever they try to lift their arm :’(

JLeslie's avatar

False, but I do have muscle trouble that makes me unable to lift my arms for a long time.

Sangria is wine with fruit in it basically. It is served chilled, even when using red. Common in Spain and Portugal.

TJBM wants to lose some weight.

King_Pariah's avatar

True, well at least lose the remaining fat, its doing a Nancy Pelosi, it justwon’t go away no matter what I do.

TJBM would love to take a nap in a gentle ocean current.

disenchanted_poisongirl's avatar

False
TJBM likes reading Tales From The Crypt

blueiiznh's avatar

its been awhile, but yes

TJBM likes reading Poe

King_Pariah's avatar

Yes, “Once upon an midnight dreary while I pondered weak and weary…” – The Raven, currently my favorite poem.

TJBM enjoys novels by Herman Hesse

reijinni's avatar

hadn’t read his works.
TJBM wants to send Oprah to the poorhouse.

picante's avatar

False. And I hope she doesn’t want to send me to the poorhouse.
TJBM has a collection of which he/she is proud.

disenchanted_poisongirl's avatar

True
TJBM likes horror movies

King_Pariah's avatar

Eh, if it’s good and not just a bloodfest, oh yeah, she’s squirting blood everywhere from her neck, real scary.

TJBM is a nerd deep down inside

disenchanted_poisongirl's avatar

False
TJBM thinks that Twilight sucks

reijinni's avatar

true
TJBM eats pizza with a fork.

Paul's avatar

False, I’m a man, I use a spork.
TJBM knows what a spork is.

King_Pariah's avatar

Nah, I prefer to use a foon
TJBM thinks that eating pizza with a fork is weird.

Paul's avatar

True.
TJBM disagrees.

Blueroses's avatar

Depends on the pie. Some are forkable.

TJBM has seen a good movie lately

disenchanted_poisongirl's avatar

True
TJBM likes roses

Coloma's avatar

True, and ‘Rose’ is my daughters middle name. Emily Rose…haha, waaay before the horror flick!

TJBM is having a relaxing day

disenchanted_poisongirl's avatar

Not exactly relaxing, but it was a good day.
TJBM has to buy a new bed

MilkyWay's avatar

False, I love my bed.
TJBM loves Kung Fu Panda

King_Pariah's avatar

Hell No! Now you got me irked for even suggesting such a thing and now I’m gonna go a punch every panda in the nads that won’t screw to save their species.
TJBM has had a firework fall out of the sky and almost nail them.

MilkyWay's avatar

XD False.
TJBM has seen I Am Number Four

ratboy's avatar

Wrong again, @MilkyWay—I haven’t even seen I Am Number Two yet.
TJBM is dying to scratch that embarrassing itch, but there’s always someone watching.

Jay484's avatar

True.
TJBM had an awesome day today

laineybug's avatar

True, it was pretty awesome.
TJBM has been to band camp.

stardust's avatar

False. We don’t do the band camp thing here.
TJBM would love a large glass of merlot now

Bellatrix's avatar

Well it is only 9.47 am… so I think I will wait until tonight and then, yes, love a nice Merlot.

TJBM has baked their own bread (by hand) before.

choreplay's avatar

Yup, banana nut bread. I took up baking when I was wooing my wife. It was my snickers doodles that won her though.

TJBM would be ashamed if everyone could see their thought over the past few minutes.

creative1's avatar

Nope
TJBM always has dirty thoughts

Bellatrix's avatar

Well always might be a stretch, but it is a pretty regular occurrence.

TJBM likes to read erotic novels.

choreplay's avatar

Novels, no, erotic is a good subject though.

TJBM thinks about the opposite sex most of the time

Coloma's avatar

False. I’m in my ‘mature’ phase of life, I’ll take the hot tub and Happy Brownie over the opposite sex on most days. lol

TJBM loves Mexican food!

desiree333's avatar

True! Had me some Taco Time today actually..
TJBM likes to play board games.

Paul's avatar

True, so very true.
TJBM will give @AmWiser a GQ.

blueiiznh's avatar

only if it is earned. Too much focus on fluthering lurve and all you know.

TJBM went for a swim tonight

cookieman's avatar

Nope, but my daughter did.

TJBM loves a good foot rub.

JLeslie's avatar

False. I have no desire for a foot rub.

TJBM does their own manicures.

blueiiznh's avatar

True

The Jelly That is Below Me needs a haircut

Paul's avatar

False, I like my hair at the moment! Granted it’s a bit of a bad hair day today.
TJBM thinks the above line was completely masculine—along with my hair.

King_Pariah's avatar

False
TJBM is looking forwards to a good night sleep.

Bellatrix's avatar

Your hair looks very nice Paul! And no, it is only lunch time here.

TJBM is a bit blue…

Paul's avatar

So true!
TJBM was posting in Part 21 before this.

blueiiznh's avatar

nope…was posting in 7

TJBM loves walking in the rain

SpatzieLover's avatar

True!
TJBM has done a rain dance. I need rain badly here

Bellatrix's avatar

I love the rain! I want to have sex in the garden in the rain. My husband is a wuss…

TJBM loves to have long baths, with wine and candles… music .. the whole scene.

JLeslie's avatar

Nope. Never was much into candles, come from a long line of people paranoid about a fire starting. I don’t drink wine. I do like a nice bath though, not sure how long is long? Probably never more than half an hour.

TJBM hates unloading the dishwasher like me.

dubsrayboo's avatar

True!
TJBM doesn’t know what to say.

blueiiznh's avatar

yes, yes, yes I do. I love the rain

tjbm is not a wuss

Bellatrix's avatar

No, way ;-) I love the rain too.

TJBM always knows what to say.

Coloma's avatar

Almost always, not quite. lol

TJBM likes to light candles outside at night

Haleth's avatar

So true! I love any kind of outdoor lighting, like Christmas lights, tiki torches, citronella candles… when you have that outdoors during the summer at night, it lends everything such a nice ambiance.

^ upthread My recipe for sangria is red wine, citrus fruit, ginger ale, and rum, but I’m looking to try some new ones… the one I make is basically jungle juice with wine, not very classy.

TJBM is listening to some great music right now.

King_Pariah's avatar

True, depending on your taste in music (The Blower’s Daughter – Damien Rice)

TJBM is already planning out what they’re going to do for Halloween

Bellatrix's avatar

No. I have a hard time planning what I am going to do next week in my private life!

TJBM is always ahead of the game in terms of planning for Christmas, Halloween, Easter and the like.

MacBatman31's avatar

That’s a big negatory! I put the “Pro” in procrastinator!

TJBM has a craving for a stiff alcoholic beverage at the moment.

blueiiznh's avatar

not especially. Loading on water

TJBM has had their morning coffee/tea already

JLeslie's avatar

False. It is just minutes past midnight here.

TJBM joined fluther less than 6 months ago.

Bellatrix's avatar

No, it was nearly 7 months ago now.

TJBM hates conflict.

Jellie's avatar

So false. I looooveeee it.

TJBM wants to buy a new phone.

Coloma's avatar

False. I’m not a big phone junkie.

TJBM has their house all opened up and there is a nice cool breeze

Bellatrix's avatar

Actually it is later in the afternoon here now and the temperature is dropping so it is all a bit closed up. It was a beautiful day earlier though.

TJBM has a favourite pillow that they like to take with them when they travel.

shego's avatar

False, I have a teddy bear

TJBM got carried away with something tonight
well I guess this morning

Paul's avatar

False don’t have the energy at this time.
TJBM is definitely not a morning person.

bobbinhood's avatar

False. Mornings are the best time of day!

TJBM has a Nook or Kindle.

picante's avatar

Sort of—I have the Kindle app for my iPad.
TJBM is sooooo freakin’ sick of this unrelenting heat!!

JLeslie's avatar

Yes, but I would rather complain about the heat than the cold. I am not looking forward to fall.

TJBM has an expensive hobby.

bobbinhood's avatar

False. I would love to get into quilting, but it’s not in the budget. Most of my hobbies are free.

TJBM has made a quilt. If true, will you post a picture?

Jay484's avatar

False.
TJBM know what friday night magic is

bobbinhood's avatar

False.

TJBM will tell me what Friday night magic is.

Jay484's avatar

True, magic is a card game and every Friday night people go and play it. its kinda fun
TJBM sings when they are by them selves

laineybug's avatar

Well my sister is, and we live in the same place. Does that count?
TJBM is sore.

bobbinhood's avatar

Not today.

TJBM is too chicken to get on the Fluther map. I am.

Coloma's avatar

What Fluther map? Tell me more!

TJBM knows what the fluther map is

choreplay's avatar

Yup, jump up to @Leanne1986 post above, there is a link. Im on the fluther map but I have changed my name since.

TJBM is going to get on the fluther map.

Coloma's avatar

True! Just did! I’m going to get on the map, fun!

TJBM knows their latitude and longitude

blueiiznh's avatar

I certainly do. and my elevation

TJBM gets lost in a paper bag

shego's avatar

True

TJBM is getting ready for an important day.

disenchanted_poisongirl's avatar

False
TJBM can play the guitar

blueiiznh's avatar

True

TJBM can play more than chopsticks on the piano.

reijinni's avatar

false, can’t play piano, period.
TJBM has the ability to clog up toilets.

bobbinhood's avatar

Occasionally. But after 5 summers working at camp, I’m crazy good at unclogging them.

TJBM likes wearing scarves.

disenchanted_poisongirl's avatar

False
TJBM likes wearing jeans

bobbinhood's avatar

True.

TJBM likes going nude.

OpryLeigh's avatar

Definitely.

TJBM spoke to an elderly relative today.

Blueroses's avatar

True, but I doubt my grandma would appreciate being called elderly

TJBM is going to a concert soon

disenchanted_poisongirl's avatar

False, but I went to two great concerts last month.
TJBM likes listening to the radio

reijinni's avatar

depends on that station
TJBM is adding himself to the map.

Blueroses's avatar

True. JP added me today.

TJBM is afraid of spiders

Coloma's avatar

False. Unless they are Black Widows. I actually adore jumping spiders, they are so cute and funny, like little crabs. :-D

TJBM has a clogged drain goddamnit, haha

bobbinhood's avatar

I have one that’s getting there. The holes in my shower’s drain cover are too large, so hair sneaks through and causes problems.

TJBM has a popcorn ceiling.

creative1's avatar

Actually true, its in my apartment
TJBM loves to eat popcorn with real butter

Coloma's avatar

@bobbinhood

Yep, that’s my prob. today, have it all pulled apart, but, can’t unclog it, gah..gross!

True, but…I like Kettle Korn the best, we have a local maker of some organic kettle Korn, I can polish off the whole bag in one sitting. lol

TJBM has a plumbers snake I can borrow haha

reijinni's avatar

got one, but it’s too far away from you.
TJBM has spackled their own ceilings.

bobbinhood's avatar

False. I never will. I prefer flat ceilings.

TJBM knows why people started making their ceilings textured.

Blueroses's avatar

True. It dampens noise. I like it, but dusting is a hassle.

TJBM laughed at something s/he saw on the internets today.

Paul's avatar

True
TJBM subscribes to the b3ta newsletter.

MilkyWay's avatar

False
TJBM likes to sleep nude.

Paul's avatar

False.
TJBM is glad to see @MilkyWay back.

Bellatrix's avatar

I am and I wonder how the trip to Pakistan is going. I wonder if she is updating her blog. I am anxious to hear all about her trip.

TJBM either has or knows someone who as worked as a missionary.

King_Pariah's avatar

True

TJBM knows the answer to everything.

Bellatrix's avatar

Naah. Although there are some people who possibly think I THINK I know everything, but they are wrong.

TJBM has an interest in Egyptian history.

bobbinhood's avatar

True? I really like history, but I can’t claim to have studied Egyptian history exclusively.

TJBM likes math.

ratboy's avatar

What’s purple and commutes? An abelian grape.
TJBM not only abides in the Slough of Despond, but deserves to.

Coloma's avatar

False. I’m a little Tinkerbell, happy, silly and good natured.

TJBM likes to water their yard naked

creative1's avatar

Sounds like fun but I think my neighbors in my apartment would have me taken away to the funny farm
TJBM is fluthering while naked

Bellatrix's avatar

Urrm, can you see into my bedroom @Creative? (checks for the camera). I am still in bed :D

TJBM has streaked in the past.

JLeslie's avatar

Never. But I have been topless on South Beach in Miami several times.

TJBM is very into fashion

AmWiser's avatar

False. Not anymore, but my closet can attest to day’s gone by.
TJBM is enjoying a bag of popcorn and perusing Fluther.

JLeslie's avatar

False. I just made cookies for a party tomorrow and I am over sugared having tasted everything. Almond cookies, coconut macaroons, coca-cola cake, and forgotten cookies.

TJBM hated high school.

Jay484's avatar

False, love high school love playing football
TJBM played a sport when they went to high school

Bellatrix's avatar

I played Hockey.

TJBM liked the library at school.

AmWiser's avatar

True. I actually enjoyed the peace and quiet. (Unlike today’s library’s).

TJBM visit’s their local library at least 2x a year or more.

JLeslie's avatar

True.

Whenever my parents visit we make a trip to the main library actually (25 minutes away) so 2 or 3 times a year. And, I am in the local library probably only 2 or 3 times a year.

TJBM doesn’t read many books.

reijinni's avatar

I actually read quite a few books.
TJBM programs in COBOL.

snowberry's avatar

No.

TJBM knows what COBOL means, and will eddicate us all, cuz I sure don’t know!

AmWiser's avatar

True/False..I remember it being used ages ago. COBAL.
I think it’s obsolete in this day and age.

TJBM could use a good massage.

snowberry's avatar

Eh, my brain isn’t connected to my body so well. I don’t experience touch as pleasurable. I wish I did.

TJBM is a tiger in bed.

JLeslie's avatar

False. I can’t have messages because of the muscle trouble I have. Well, I can have a body treatment though.

TJBM likes to swim.

snowberry's avatar

Heh heh, I beat you!

JLeslie's avatar

@snowberry I actually saw you start up after I did, and I thought you were just editing something on your previous post. My mistake.

snowberry's avatar

@JLeslie I’m a happy camper, but I don’t like to swim much.

TJBM is still a tiger in bed.

Coloma's avatar

@JLeslie

You mean your muscle trouble makes retrieving your ‘messages’ hard? LOL

I’d like to think so, it’s been awhile, but I am a Cougar! haha

TJBM is a pancake in bed

snowberry's avatar

It’s my intention to be one right after I post this. And snore too.

TJBM has no intention of going to bed yet. The night is still young.

Coloma's avatar

True. Only 9:06 over here, but, I am going to bed earlier tonight, by 10ish.

TJBM likes Butter Finger candy bars

creative1's avatar

the are only ok, been so many years since I had one
TJBM likes homemade strawberry short cake with homemade whipped cream

Bellatrix's avatar

Haven’t had it I don’t think, but I have always thought it sounds delicious. Do you want to make me some and send it over?

TJBM love hot chocolate fudge cake with ice cream or whipped cream.

MacBatman31's avatar

Yes! I do actually.

TJBM likes to suck toes

shego's avatar

False, that’s nasty!!!

TJBM has a bird living in their backyard

Bellatrix's avatar

I have many, many birds living in my backyard and I love them. It is one of the joys in my life.

TJBM loves rugby union and is very pleased that the All Blacks just flogged Australia!

MacBatman31's avatar

That would be me!!!! You got that one on the nose!

TJBM is going to be watching for me to play league later in their area! cough cough

Bellatrix's avatar

I hope so! That would be cool.

TJBM is hungry and wants dinner (breakfast?).

MacBatman31's avatar

I’m always hungry!

TJBM is going to come in late

OpryLeigh's avatar

I would like some breakfast as it’s 11am here and I still haven’t eaten anything.

TJBM is planning a chilled out afternoon.

sweetbee's avatar

I wish I have so much to do I have to schedule time to breathe.
TJBM Is not a jealous person.

Coloma's avatar

True. My jealously scale is set really low.

TJBM just woke up and is having coffee

Jay484's avatar

False, i did just wake up though but no coffee
TJBM had a good night sleep

Jellie's avatar

False. Haven’t had an easy, relaxing day/night for a few weeks now.

TJBM wants to re-do their home interior.

Coloma's avatar

False. I painted some interior walls last fall a cool metallic bronze color and my bedroom too, and, I juts re-arranged a few days ago. Everythings lookin’ good.

TJBM is playing Scrabble in the scrabble thread

JLeslie's avatar

False. There is a scrabble thread? I love scrabble.

TJBM has a party to go this weekend.

reijinni's avatar

nope. Haven’t done any parties in a while
TJBM has heard of Serco?

bobbinhood's avatar

I have now. Interesting.

TJBM understands @ratboy‘s joke. It’s a good one.

sophiesword's avatar

false. I had to google it and still didn’t understand !

TJBM loves telling yo mama jokes

RealEyesRealizeRealLies's avatar

Yo Mamma knows that’s true!

TJBM keeps permanent skid marks in their shorts.

linguaphile's avatar

Definitely false. Some other Jellies do though.
TJBM has lots of schoolwork to do.

creative1's avatar

Nope just lots of packing
TJBM Wants to move

MilkyWay's avatar

From my current location, yes. Move back home.
TJBM has adopted a kitten.

linguaphile's avatar

True, yes, recently was given a kitten to adopt that I named “Cara” (Irish for friend).
TJBM wants a tall, cold, tinkling glass of iced tea.

MilkyWay's avatar

False.
TJBM loves it when cats purr

Coloma's avatar

True. Cats are great little friends!

TJBM likes Cherry Pie with Vanilla ice cream

sophiesword's avatar

true,who doesn’t?

TJBM is about to go visit his/her grandma

MilkyWay's avatar

False, she’s passed away.
TJBM is crazy for cheesecake

Jay484's avatar

False
TJBM just spent 15 minutes picking out a movie _

MilkyWay's avatar

False
TJBM has seen I am number four

Paul's avatar

False.
TJBM has seen Captain America: The First Avenger.

MilkyWay's avatar

False
TJBM is hungry.

snowberry's avatar

Nope. Just ate. Too much!

TJBM has a dog that badly needs training.

MilkyWay's avatar

False
TJBM likes finches

linguaphile's avatar

Very true! And chickadees and sparrows…
TJBM is munching on perfectly ripe cantaloupe.

snowberry's avatar

Nope.

TJBM keeps bees, or would like to give it a try.

linguaphile's avatar

This jelly wants to save the honey bees… close enough?
TJBM wants to go to Key West.

RealEyesRealizeRealLies's avatar

Haha TJAM is a quicker draw than I.

linguaphile's avatar

TJAM might like Key West.
TJBM has a fixation with tall and fast roller coasters.

MilkyWay's avatar

True
TJBM is a adrenaline junkie

snowberry's avatar

No, but I do like a good belly laugh.

TJBM is known for having a very dry sense of humor…(as opposed to a damp one)?

linguaphile's avatar

True. So is her daughter.
TJBM has gone spelunking, or wants to.

snowberry's avatar

Yep, many times in Nevada, California, Utah, and Indiana. My hubby has mapped caves. He also discovered one in Utah, and was given the privilage of naming it. How cool is that?

TJBM just finished watering their garden, even though it looks like it might rain anyway.

linguaphile's avatar

VERY cool! I went through a few in Virginia. Muddy, wet, and bat-habitated perfect!
TJBM has been to all 50 states!

snowberry's avatar

No, I’d like to though.

TJBM has designer cookie cutters like these http://www.perpetualkid.com/ninjabread-men-cookie-cutter.aspx

Paul's avatar

Didn’t click the link but it’s already false.
TJBM then clicked the link and realised he’d made a big mistake and thinks those are amazing.

Coloma's avatar

False. But I will now!

TJBM likes to bake cookies

Paul's avatar

True, although I prefer making shortbread.
TJBM loves to “make” food themselves.

creative1's avatar

So So true, I love to cook anytype of food
TJBM loves to eat home cooking

MacBatman31's avatar

Only my Grandmothers!

TJBM eats McDonalds on a regular basis.

linguaphile's avatar

False, not anymore. Ugh.
TJBM has won a drawing and ended up with a prize they didn’t want!

shego's avatar

False

TJBM has a habit of experimenting with food

Coloma's avatar

Mmmm, not much, I know what I like, I will try new things in restaurants though, but at home, I cook my die hard favorites. :-)

TJBM is dealing with a pushy person in their life

snowberry's avatar

Hmmmm, I don’t think so. I am careful who I am friends with in real life. Gossip is a big thing here.

TJBM knows how to ski or snowboard.

AmWiser's avatar

False. Tried them once, just so I can say been there, done that.:D
TJBM went to a flee market/garage sale today, or will go to one tomorrow. What did you buy?

creative1's avatar

Nope never
TJBM want to share something they have never done but wants to

snowberry's avatar

I’d like to be a midwife.

TJBM will tell us about a strange dream they had.

Paul's avatar

Yes @snowberry was there and…
TJBM will tune in next week to find out more.

shego's avatar

Yeah, sure

TJBM has way too much free time

Bellatrix's avatar

No. I am usually pretty busy.
TJBM loves lolly snakes.

creative1's avatar

Nope don’t know what a lolly snake looks like but I can guarantee I wont like it because I don’t like the thought of any snake. I used to have nightmare when I was a child that there were snakes and rats all over the floor in my room. I would scream so my mother would turn on my light and when she told me that I was too old for that then I put my furniture in a way I could climb from peice to peice to get to the light switch without touching the floor.

TJBM Has wacky dreams or nightmares

snowberry's avatar

Occasionally. I notice the bad dreams start when I get too hot while sleeping. Happens every time.

TJBM loved Mr. Rogers Neighborhood as a child.

Bellatrix's avatar

No. I don’t know what that is?

TJBM has watched Skippy, the Bush Kangaroo (it was my favourite program when I was little).

snowberry's avatar

No. I don’t know what that is? LOL

TJBM is a coffee freak, and will tell us exactly how to fix theirs.

creative1's avatar

Oh yessss I love Starbucks venti sugarfree vanilla latte with whole milk and no foam. If iced then same but with whipped cream on top and coconut sprinkles…mmmmmmm

TJBM Would love a cup of coffee right now

snowberry's avatar

Yeah! With lots of yummy stuff to make it taste good. In fact, you can skip the coffee and just give me the yummy and I’ll be good.

TBMJ hates coffee, but they love something that most folks think is simply sick and wrong.

Paul's avatar

True, jam sandwiches with ready salted crisps.
TJBM love tea (I swear I’m a walking British stereotype).

bobbinhood's avatar

I’m slowly learning to like it.

TJBM is a snob for chai lattes.

Coloma's avatar

False. No snobbery here, unless I am dealing with adults and their childish emotional issues. Be gone! haha

TJBM hates Clam Chowder and the gritty bits of sand that are always hiding in it. Bleh

MilkyWay's avatar

LOL, False. I don’t know what that is…
TJBM thinks I’m a walking British stereotype… Yo @Paul , that’s my line :P

creative1's avatar

False, haven’t followed you enough to know that, but you don’t know what you are missing about the Clam Chowder, if you ever need a recipe for New England version PM me. It’s so good and creamy.

TJBM makes their own New England or Manhattan Clam Chowder from scratch

JLeslie's avatar

False. I never had attempted either.

TJbM Has made coca-cola cake. (I just did yesterday for a party).

Paul's avatar

Nope, but it sounds interesting… recipe?
TJBM hopes @JLeslie gives me the recipe.

MilkyWay's avatar

True.
TJBM is a good cook.

creative1's avatar

True
TJBM hates to cook

MilkyWay's avatar

False, I love cooking.
TJBM wants to throw a dinner party for they’re fav jellies.

Jay484's avatar

True.
TJBM did something stupid last night

disenchanted_poisongirl's avatar

I don’t remember
TJBM just watched a veeeeery stupid movie. A veeeeeeeery stupid one.

Coloma's avatar

False. Coloma just had a Happy Brownie ( the last of the weekend Happy Brownie Trifecta lol ) and she is getting ready to go out and play in her yard, prune her plants, play in the hose and bliss out with the geezers for the rest of the afternoon, with bouts of random Fluthering. ;-)

TJBM likes to play with garden shears and prune things for fun

reijinni's avatar

I don’t go outdoors that much.
TJBM thinks that @Paul and @MilkyWay should live together.

Jay484's avatar

False, @MilkyWay should come live with me
TJBM just found out something that shocked them

OpryLeigh's avatar

Not just as such but I did a few hours ago.

TJBM had to eat humble pie recently.

JLeslie's avatar

@Paul Recipe is near the bottom of this thread.

snowberry's avatar

Actually I do it all the time. It’s a hobby, and I think it’s best served a la mode.

TJBM is planning a proper vacation before summer is over.

MilkyWay's avatar

False :-/
TJBM hopes @Paul and @Jay484 don’t fight over me.

snowberry's avatar

Only if they share. :D

MilkyWay's avatar

TJBM forgot something.

Jay484's avatar

False
TJBM has a tornado warring right now

MilkyWay's avatar

Jesus no!
TJBM got scolded

creative1's avatar

Nope not since I was real young
TJBM is under 21

Paul's avatar

True.
TJBM is a teen.

MacBatman31's avatar

False! And I’m not looking back!
TJBM is a senior citizen

Paul's avatar

True, I’m under 21 and yet over 60, I am all there ever was and all there shall be.
TJBM knows who I am.

reijinni's avatar

A loud-mouthed snook.
TJBM still uses mapquest.

Paul's avatar

False.
A large edible game fish? No, I’m Papa Smurf
TJBM is a first time poster, hello.

snowberry's avatar

Nope, but I’ll pretend.

Sorry about breaking the thread.

TJBM likes to play world of war craft.

MacBatman31's avatar

NO, I have not ever touched it once.
TJBM is addicted to Call of Duty

snowberry's avatar

Nope. Never heard of it.

TJBM is not fond of watching television,

Coloma's avatar

True. I myself, have not watched TV at home for over 10 years. Only DVD’s.
I have watched a little in hotels when I am traveling and a little when I visit my daughter.

TJBM had a great day! I accomplished a lot outdoors, looks nice!

snowberry's avatar

Yeah, purty good. My son and new daughter-in-law are here visiting. It’s nice.

TJBM is rooting through the fridge while waiting for more answers on fluther.

creative1's avatar

Nope, I am packing up my place while fluthering in between
TJBM hates to move

snowberry's avatar

Yes! Here’s some empty boxes @creative 1 [] [] [][][] [] And of course, don’t forget a few extra dust bunnies under the bed. * ** ***

TJBM is watching a movie

shego's avatar

True

TJBM spent a lot of time outside today

Coloma's avatar

True!

I washed my car and watered all my giant plants and pruned some stuff in my yard.
It is really nice out there, diggin; it this evening! My Myscanthus & Zebra grasses are like giant pineapples like 4–5 feet tall and about 6 feet around, they are so cool!

TJBM is making dinner now Fettucini here and cabbage salad

Plucky's avatar

False (It’s 12:30am here but I am eating a tangerine)

TJBM is thinking of dying their hair.

linguaphile's avatar

True… with bright red streaks!
TJBM is missing someone.

King_Pariah's avatar

Too true
TJBM thinks the world needs to take a giant chill pill

linguaphile's avatar

True, along with some other types of whoa pills but that’s for another thread…
TJBM wonders why men in the 50’s wore their panties so high.

Coloma's avatar

Haha.. looks like he’s wearing a diaper.
TJBM is going to bed now zzzzzz

Bellatrix's avatar

Nope. Still at work. Don’t tell my boss I am fluthering at work :D

TJBM is quite assertive when they need to be.

Paul's avatar

False, I’m always assertive.
TJBM is American.

JLeslie's avatar

True.

TJBM watches religious services on TV.

Paul's avatar

False.
TJBM is an Atheist like moi.

jellyfish3232's avatar

Nay…I was starting to like you, @Paul
TJBM is Christian.

disenchanted_poisongirl's avatar

No, not really.
TJBM is a happy jelly

blueiiznh's avatar

True Happy Happy Joy Joy

TJBM is wide awake and ready for the day!

JLeslie's avatar

True

TJBM wonders if @jellyfish3232 has a clue how many atheists are in our collective?

blueiiznh's avatar

No wonder :)

TJBM believes in Chocolate

Paul's avatar

False, all hail Skittles.
TJBM was just starting to like @jellyfish3232.

disenchanted_poisongirl's avatar

I don’t know that jelly well
TJBM thinks school is awful and most teachers suck

Coloma's avatar

False. Haven’t been in school for 33 years or so. lol

TJBM is waking up hard this morning

blueiiznh's avatar

Yes, but that was hours ago. Does that 4 hour rule still apply?

TJBM is having difficulty focusing today.

reijinni's avatar

perhaps, I don’t know
TJBM eats dry dog food like cereal.

desiree333's avatar

False, no frigging way
TJBM is feeling nostalgic today

snowberry's avatar

Hmmm, Not particularly.

TJBM will soon be a parent. Are you ready?

disenchanted_poisongirl's avatar

False and no no no NO. I’m only 14
TJBM doesn’t like children

snowberry's avatar

False. I love kids!

TJBM is looking forward to school starting. Tell us about it.

bobbinhood's avatar

Oh, yeah! I am super excited to start my masters, and I really can’t wait to begin teaching, as well. I love learning, and I love teaching. I’ll find out what class I’m teaching in just a couple more weeks.

TJBM has an advanced degree.

reijinni's avatar

false
TJBM wants @Paul to be in their class.

snowberry's avatar

I’m not in school….But I could teach a class. (evil grin!) Sure @Paul come on in and sit down. Turn in your homework.

TJBM is a fan of Myth Busters.

Plucky's avatar

True (not a diehard fan but I watch the show when I come across it)

TJBM really needs some antiperspirant today.

blueiiznh's avatar

Nope, a tuna sandwich did the trick

tjbm fears winged flying monkeys.

bobbinhood's avatar

I probably would if I actually encountered them, but no.

TJBM will explain how a tuna sandwich replaces antiperspirant.

snowberry's avatar

Just a little dab ‘ll do ya. A high quality mayonnaise and dolphin free tuna is important (no onions)!

TJBM will make @blueiizna a tuna sandwich for the next time he takes a shower. @bob_ you have competition!

bobbinhood's avatar

I will totally make @blueiiznh a tuna sandwich. I love tuna, and nobody ever wants to have it with me.

TJBM will save me from the wrath of @bob_.

Paul's avatar

Deal with him ya damn self. He’s a nice guy really.
TJBM likes @reijinni xD

Ayesha's avatar

Couldn’t say :)
TJBM Recently ate a yummy pizza.

snowberry's avatar

I’m not fond of it, and the last one I had was acceptable, but I was not inspired.

TJBM has or knows someone who has a pet ferret.

King_Pariah's avatar

Does knew count?
TJBM thinks that chihuahuas are oversized rodents.

bobbinhood's avatar

So true. Loud, obnoxious, over sized rodents.

TJBM refuses to own a dog that’s smaller than most cats.

Ayesha's avatar

False.
TJBM Is a huge fan of 80’s rock.

snowberry's avatar

No.

TJBM thinks it’d be a god idea to have a small dog and a huge dog and take them on walks together. My mom loved the idea.

Ayesha's avatar

No.
TJBM Is a bookworm.

Paul's avatar

True.
TJBM reads iBooks on an iPad.

bobbinhood's avatar

False. The only way I’ll own an ipad is if I somehow get one for free.

TJBM has tried homemade hot fudge.

King_Pariah's avatar

Tried? Ha! I made it, and it was awesome
TJBM plays 40k

reijinni's avatar

false, what is it?
TJBM plays 401k.

MilkyWay's avatar

False.
TJBM has had a good laugh reading some of the posts on here!

Paul's avatar

True.
TJBM thinks @MilkyWay‘s new picture is very artsy.

laineybug's avatar

True.
TJBM wonders why @jellyfish3232 can’t like atheists. Just because we don’t believe what you believe, doesn’t mean you have to dislike us.

MilkyWay's avatar

I don’t think he meant it in a bad way, but true.
TJBM is an agnostic

snowberry's avatar

Nope. Not by a long shot.

TJBM just washed their dog. Or cat. Or hamster. Or bird.

Jay484's avatar

False.
TJBM has awkward moments in their life

snowberry's avatar

Oh, like last week when all that lurve mysteriously disappeared just before I was about to top 10,000 points? Naw.

TJBM is pondering the mysteries of the universe.

Bellatrix's avatar

Hmm… no, I am updating my to do list and the only mystery is how the heck am I going to get all that done!!

TJBM knows there are some fabulous teachers out there in the world.

snowberry's avatar

Yeppers. I’ve got several in my family.

TJBM is an amateur astronomer.

Paul's avatar

VEERRRY amateur.
TJBM is a professional astronomer.

snowberry's avatar

Nope. My hubby was an astronomy TA once though.

TJBM is a natural blond.

Paul's avatar

Was, my hair browned at about 12.
TJBM has a different colour natural hair now than when they were, say, five.

laineybug's avatar

False.
TJBM knows someone with natural auburn hair, like me.

snowberry's avatar

Yep, Several someones.

TJBM has worked in a morgue before.

Paul's avatar

False.
TJBM thinks that would be highly creepy.

Bellatrix's avatar

No! I would love it! It would be fascinating, well for a little while, then I imagine it would be a bit boring. Can’t really sit the residents up and have a cuppa and a chat when you’re bored can you? They aren’t real good at conversation.

TJBM has seen a dead body before.

King_Pariah's avatar

True
TJBM believe the world’s a cube.

Paul's avatar

Believes? KNOWS
TJBM will exude me for my non-sensical answer on @King_Pariah‘s latest question.

Coloma's avatar

False. You’re okay Paul. :-)

TJBM wishes Coloma good luck with adopting a new cat on Weds. Hopefully the resident Princess won’t go postal.

King_Pariah's avatar

True, good luck! (teeheehee Postal >:D)

TJBM likes the music of Louis Armstrong

Jellie's avatar

False. I like just a couple of tracks.

TJBM needs to take a piss right now.

desiree333's avatar

True, I’ll be right back..
TJBM needs to clean out their closet

King_Pariah's avatar

Hahaha… too many skeletons….
TJBM has a pretty clean closet

Bellatrix's avatar

No way. It is full to the brim and I get nagged to empty it out.

TJBM has appeared in a play.

linguaphile's avatar

I sure did—several. Best for me was ” ‘night, Mother.”
TJBM knows what ” ‘night, Mother” is about.

creative1's avatar

Its a one act play where the main character threatens to kill herself
TJBM has seen “Arsenic and Old Lace” as a play

snowberry's avatar

Yep. My daughter was a star.

TJBM thinks dunking a doughnut in youir coffee is disgusting!

disenchanted_poisongirl's avatar

I don’t know. I eat fries with ice cream.
TJBM likes vanilla ice cream

snowberry's avatar

Sure. I wish I could afford to eat lots of it.

TJBM is good at gymnastics, or wishes they were. If so, do you have pictures?

geeky_mama's avatar

False. Did gymnastics as a child but wasn’t really good at it—though my SIL was talented enough to compete all through HS and Uni and then coach gymnastics for many years.

TJBM is having an unusually busy week.

snowberry's avatar

No, but busier than it has been. Family is in town, and we’re alternately chillin’ and seeing sights.

TJBM is afraid of spiders.——> * Ooops! There goes one now!

Paul's avatar

True, I’m scared for you.
TJBM is an arachnophobe.

OpryLeigh's avatar

Not at all. I’m quite a fan of spiders and wonder why so many people are afraid of them.

TJBM felt like “piggy in the middle” recently.

reijinni's avatar

nope
TJBM can shave in the dark.

creative1's avatar

Never had to but I think I could shave my legs in the dark since I use my hands to feel for remaining hair that would need addional shaving.

TJBM is getting ready for lunch and will tell us what they plan to eat

King_Pariah's avatar

No, I’m not getting ready, but with a little luck, it may be something synonymous with cat… wish me luck!
TJBM thinks I’m going to epic fail in my attempt.

snowberry's avatar

Synonymous with cat…kitty? Tom? Tiger? Puss? Pussy-cat? And I’m not going NSFW.

TJBM can explain to me what @King_Pariah means. (Do I want to know?)

bobbinhood's avatar

I could, but you just said you’re not going NSFW, so not really. Besides, I’m pretty sure you already caught on…

TJBM has a you-pick farm nearby.

King_Pariah's avatar

True
TJBM is irritated that snowberry broke the TJBM chain by not responding to my TJBM statement. lol

bobbinhood's avatar

Nope. I like @snowberry. She’ll have to do more than that to irritate me.

TJBM also likes @snowberry.

linguaphile's avatar

I do! I do! She’s cool!!
TJBM loves playing in the snow and having snowball fights AND is over 25 years old!

AmWiser's avatar

True. True. True. Sheese, what can I say:D:D:D
TJBM is afraid of flying.

linguaphile's avatar

Depends… flying on a plane? Sometimes. Flying on a jet-ski? Not at all!!! The more vroom the better!! vrroooom!!
TJBM is going for a pedicure sometime this week and will get funky toenails.

disenchanted_poisongirl's avatar

False?
TJBM likes Gerard Way (I do!!)

reijinni's avatar

he’s ok
TJBM wants to live with Prince?

disenchanted_poisongirl's avatar

False
TJBM does weird things when noone’s looking?

snowberry's avatar

Some people think I’m very strange, that is true, and since I have nothing to hide, I do it when they’re looking too. ; )

TJBM is full of mischief, but it’s the friendly kind.

disenchanted_poisongirl's avatar

True :p :p
TJBM is Iron Man

snowberry's avatar

No. Pillow Woman.

TJBM is fond of unusual flavors of ice cream, such as black licorice. What’s your favorite flavor?

creative1's avatar

Yes, but I like to make my own like the blueberry and cream cheese which was a big hit
TJBM wants to train for a triathalon

MacBatman31's avatar

Maybe one leg of it, not the whole thing though!

TJBM is too lazy for a triathalon!

bobbinhood's avatar

There’s a lot of room between lazy and extremely athletic. I’m a happy medium, so I don’t see any triathlons in my future.

TJBM is surprised to discover that she/he has been spelling and pronouncing triathlon incorrectly for years. I only just learned this because Firefox has a spellchecker. I was shocked.

snowberry's avatar

Hmmm. I don’t recall ever trying to spell triathlon. But I probably would have spelled it wrong.

TJBM has a strangely shaped body part.

Coloma's avatar

Not that I am aware of, but, the parts are starting to sag that’s for sure, so, they might get stranger as they travel further south. :-/

TJBM has funny looking feet

snowberry's avatar

My baby toes are so short there is barely enough room for the joint at the very end. Result is I can barely move them at all. I also have flat feet. People hassle me about my short toes often enough. Ha!

TJBM hasn’t eaten dinner yet.

bobbinhood's avatar

True. I’m getting ready to make some tilapia and mashed potatoes.

TJBM has been on Fluther for over a year.

Coloma's avatar

True. It was a year last March. Sheesh…wtf did I do before Fluther? haha

TJBM likes to wash their hair in the hose on hot days Coloma ‘showers’ on her patio a lot lol

bobbinhood's avatar

No. I prefer not to get a brain freeze from my shower. Our hose water is cold!

TJBM has eaten baked oatmeal.

Paul's avatar

False.
TJBM wants to try baked oatmeal.

blueiiznh's avatar

Already tried it.

TJBM prefers to use the garden hose water for their oatmeal

snowberry's avatar

Eww, no.

TJBM loves to go to public gardens.

blueiiznh's avatar

True, I do. I strolled Boston Public Garden a few weeks ago.

TJBM has listened to In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida recently

snowberry's avatar

Sorta…like just now?

TJBM likes Yanni http://www.yanni.com/

linguaphile's avatar

I do like Yanni!! Have since his first album. Not all musicians age as well as this guy does!
TJBM has surfed indoors.

snowberry's avatar

Nope. But I did teach a bit of skiing technique on roller skates and ice skates. Kinda fun.

TJBM has endless energy.

Jellie's avatar

True. I can work 24 hours of the day when I have to.

TJBM has family visiting.

snowberry's avatar

How did you know??? They are off visiting a public garden, while I stay home and get some rest.

TJBM will tell us how long they’ve gone without sleep. What were you doing?

reijinni's avatar

not really.
TJBM sang I shot the sheriff in front of a police station.

MilkyWay's avatar

LOL! False. With what’s been going on in England, not sure of that’ll be funny either.
TJBM heard about the three guys killed in Birmingham.

Paul's avatar

True.
TJBM is a fan of @AmWiser‘s great game.

Jay484's avatar

True.
TJBM hated driver school

MilkyWay's avatar

False, haven’t been there…yet.
TJBM needs to wait a year before they can learn to drive.

snowberry's avatar

No. I received my driver’s license many years ago.

TJBM loves Jello.

reijinni's avatar

i love jello (no fruit please.)
TJBM is now roasting marshmallows or smores outside.

MilkyWay's avatar

False.
TJBM is worried sick about someone.

Jay484's avatar

True very worried,
TJBM is going to go for a run

MilkyWay's avatar

False
TJBM is sleepy

reijinni's avatar

nope, getting ready for work.
TJBM is watching the new episode of “London’s Burning”?

Bellatrix's avatar

I am, it is morning here and I am watching the ABC News Breakfast program and feeling very sad about what I have been seeing. Thankfully, for now, things seem quieter.

TJBM has been involved in a public disturbance in the past.

snowberry's avatar

Sorta.

TJBM is in excellent physical condition.

shego's avatar

True

TJBM has had a great laugh today from another person, or something they watched.

laineybug's avatar

True.
TJBM has no friends except the ones online.

snowberry's avatar

No. I have a few really good trustworthy friends.

TJBM is wondering why the sky is blue and ice is cold.

blueiiznh's avatar

Not at the moment, but I certainly have done so before.

TJBM has stuck their tongue on something frozen

snowberry's avatar

Yup. But it was only an ice cube, and I did not lose any skin.

TJBM is tired TIRED I say! Of pizza!

shego's avatar

False, I’m going to make homemade pizza and calzones on Friday with some friends.

TJBM knows what concert dress is

snowberry's avatar

Yes (just looked on you-tube) but I don’t get the big deal. It looks like typical formal wear with an emphasis on black. Is there more to it than that? Cun ya eddicate this back woods gal @shego?

TJBM knows how to have loads of fun without using artifical means.

Paul's avatar

@snowberry cough play the game.

reijinni's avatar

TJBM wants to ding @Paul.

AmWiser's avatar

True. Slap on the hand for @Paul:D
TJBM could use a hug today. ((((Hug))))!

reijinni's avatar

sure
TJBM can’t wait for winter.

disenchanted_poisongirl's avatar

True and False
TJBM wants a pet unicorn

blueiiznh's avatar

False

TJBM want a pet dolphin to wax

Paul's avatar

Erm, not sure dolphins are all that hairy.
@reijinni & @AmWiser in my defense she edited it after I put that
TJBM forgives me.

Tropical_Willie's avatar

Sure, anyone blue is OKAY with me.

TJBM can wink one eye and then wink the other.

blueiiznh's avatar

True, I can wink and blink

TJBM can wiggle their ears.

Coloma's avatar

False.

TJBM thinks my new kitty is cute in my avatar!

blueiiznh's avatar

Very cute how are the kitty renovations going

tjbm also loves kitties

disenchanted_poisongirl's avatar

True, but I love dogs more
TJBM likes Coca Cola

snowberry's avatar

Nope. I hate all carbonated drinks.

TJBM has discovered the nirvana called Coconut Butter. I hated all kinds of prepared coconut until I found this stuff. It’s very yummy melted on toast. It’s good for what ails you. And yes, I’m shamelessly promoting it.

desiree333's avatar

True! I was just taking it out of my fridge last night.
TJBM has an annoying texting habit.

snowberry's avatar

Nope. I hate texting. It makes me want to throw my cell phone out the window and run over it.

TJBM is thinking I’m a bit odd for getting angry at inanimate objects.

reijinni's avatar

you have to get angry at something.
TJBM wants to start their own country.

Coloma's avatar

@blueiiznh

Kitty renovations touch and go. haha

The resident princess is feeling quite pissy, but curious too, she hisses and looks angry and then goes outside and then becomes all sweetness and light again. The new one is going to be a handful, she is pushy, vocal and extremely needy, neurotically needy I think. haha Now that she knows there is more to the other side of the door, she is wanting to escape, pathetic paws groping around under the door. lol

blueiiznh's avatar

Nope, been there done that. Don’t drink the Kool-Aide

TJBM appreciates a good kitty renovation project

MilkyWay's avatar

Lol! False.
TJBM is feeling ill.

snowberry's avatar

No. I feel just fine.

TJBM just learned about this story: Successful Face Transplant http://today.msnbc.msn.com/id/44096766/ns/today-today_health/?gt1=43001#.TkQpx4Lkedg

Bellatrix's avatar

No. I heard about this story when it happened and this isn’t the first face transplant. I am glad the lady has a ‘new’ face though. What a horrible thing to happen to a person but a lesson too about keeping wild animals as exotic pets.

TJBM missed fluther while it was broken last night.

Paul's avatar

Was asleep.
TJBM did miss it.

snowberry's avatar

Yep.

TJBM is eatin’ skabetti.

Tropical_Willie's avatar

No pasta tonight.

TJBM is planning the weekend.

Bellatrix's avatar

I am planning to make many posts in the TJBM threads and the like to boost my lurve score.

TJBM has visited the beach recently.

reijinni's avatar

nope.
TJBM has ran out of creativity.

creative1's avatar

Nope, I am creative to the bone
TJBM loves to get creative with food

snowberry's avatar

If it’s simple, yes. If it involves standing on my head, (figuratively speaking), no.

TJBM is a vegetarian.

reijinni's avatar

NEVER!
TJBM wishes death upon PETA.

snowberry's avatar

No, but I do think a lot of the stuff they do is pretty stupid.

TJBM likes their grapefruit broiled with brown sugar on top. Yum!

blueiiznh's avatar

Not sure. Never tried it that way yet.

TJBM knows someone who had a transplant

geeky_mama's avatar

True. And I’ve been tested to donate a kidney & bone marrow.

TJBM is an occasional blood donor.

Bellatrix's avatar

No. I am not allowed to give blood because I lived in the UK in the early 80s. Mad cow and all that.

TJBM volunteers regularly at some sort of community organisation.

blueiiznh's avatar

yes, several in fact

TJBM is avid about nature

Jellie's avatar

Hella yes. Love it. In fact I almost skipped work today to go hiking cause the weather is lovely.
TJBM has been to Thailand.

snowberry's avatar

No, but I’d like to go.

TJBM has a back ache.

Jellie's avatar

OMG I doooo infact I went to the doctor for it yesterday…. this is eerie

TJBM doesn’t like the person sitting closest to them right now.

snowberry's avatar

I’m alone in the room. Maybe a mouse?

TJBM is up early because of a back ache.

Bellatrix's avatar

No. No back ache.

TJBM likes to watch Silent Witness.

reijinni's avatar

never seen the movie
TJBM wants to watch “Jesus Camp”.

MilkyWay's avatar

Nope.
TJBM wants to watch ‘Knowing’.

Paul's avatar

Not sure what that is and my internet isn’t working at the moment to Google it.
TJBM realizes the irony in that sentence.

MilkyWay's avatar

True.
TJBM is feeling lazy.

Paul's avatar

True.
TJBM is in chat.

MilkyWay's avatar

Kinda true. True.
TJBM is there as well.

Paul's avatar

True.
TJBM is chatting to me.

MilkyWay's avatar

True
TJBM is talking in questions

Paul's avatar

True.
TJBM is doing both.

MilkyWay's avatar

Both what?
TJBM is feeling hungry.

Paul's avatar

False.
Both chatting and talking in questions
TJBM is going to get a snack because they are hungry.

MilkyWay's avatar

So true.
TJBM wants to go to bed as it’s nearly 4am.

Paul's avatar

False it’s only midnight.
TJBM once forgot to put a TJBM after there answer.

MilkyWay's avatar

A loong time ago, true.
TJBM will excuse me if I suddenly dissapear, as there most likely will be a power cut.

Paul's avatar

True.
TJBM has 9025 lurve.

MilkyWay's avatar

I do now :)
TJBM will give lurve to @Paul

Bellatrix's avatar

Just did. Only because you asked though @MilkyWay.

TJBM also wants to see The Borgias when it starts.

Coloma's avatar

I don’t know what the ‘Borgias’ are.

TJBM has tired feet lol

Paul's avatar

False, been in bed on my laptop for two hours.
TJBM is eating a delicious Dodo.

creative1's avatar

Nope clams tonight
TJBM loves seafood mmmmmmmmmmm

reijinni's avatar

some seafood.
TJBM will forget to put on clothes before crawling into bed.

Bellatrix's avatar

I don’t wear clothes in bed.

TJBM is going to a concert or some other entertainment event soon.

Coloma's avatar

False. My only entertainment right now is watching my cats hiss at each other. lol
OMG! Cat integration is exhausting, I need a vacation from the micro-farm.

TJBM woke up at 4:30 am

Paul's avatar

False, that’s what time I went to sleep.
TJBM went to bed a lot earlier.

Seaofclouds's avatar

False, but I really should have. I’m not sure exactly what time I went to bed, but it was sometime after 12:30am.

TJBM has something fun planned for this weekend.

Coloma's avatar

Well, no, unless you consider managing the introductions of a new cat to be fun.
Shit, I WAS planning on a little get away, now. lol

TJBM is looking forward to fall

Tropical_Willie's avatar

Yes, indeed. More than enough 100 * days!

TJBM has a thunderstorm in their area.

OpryLeigh's avatar

Nope, I wish I did.

TJBM was given a gift today.

MacBatman31's avatar

Not yet, hoping for one soon!

TJBM has to deal with a family event that they don’t want to be at today. Like me…

creative1's avatar

Nope just a lot of packing today
TJBM want to buy a new house

reijinni's avatar

I want one, but I have a problem paying for one and deciding where to put it.
TJBM has a sibling that they wish they can lock out of their house.

creative1's avatar

Nope I love all my siblings and I am very very close to them all
TJBM is thinking about a new brother or sister for their little one

blueiiznh's avatar

always.

TJBM is thinking of making supper for their little one(s)

Bellatrix's avatar

No, it is Sunday morning here.

TJBM loves to sit in bed and read the Sunday newspapers with a cup of tea.

blueiiznh's avatar

Sunday papers and coffee.—I can hear the squeeze song “black coffee in bed” playing now

tjm reads more than one Sunday morning paper

Bellatrix's avatar

Not anymore. Used to but now I am conscious of the trees I am causing to be cut down. I read one (truthfully really crappy newspaper in print. It is the only SUNDAY available here bloody Murdoch) and then read news online too.

TJBM has a lovely, relaxing Sunday with their child planned.

blueiiznh's avatar

True….. I think there is sand and sun and surf involved

TJBM will tell us the good book they are currently reading.

Bellatrix's avatar

It was recommended by @Blueroses and I am enjoying it a lot! Case Histories by Kate Atkinson. Just started it but I like it and I like her writing style very much.

TJBM has bought books from The Book Depository before.

blueiiznh's avatar

nope….

tjbm gets most of their books from the Library or Antique Stores

snowberry's avatar

That, or someone gives them to me. I’m now at the point of looking for more book cases, which drives my husband nuts!

TJBM likes the low carb diet.

blueiiznh's avatar

not into dieting, just eating healthy.

TJBM loves italian food

creative1's avatar

mmmmmm Italian food
TJBM is making will tell us their favorite food

snowberry's avatar

Hmmm, Although I used to hate coconut, I’ve discovered that I’m in love with coconut butter. It’s simply awesome spread over toast. Lacking toast to spread it on, I’ll eat it by the spoonful.

TJBM has never tried coconut butter, but is willing to give it a try.

Bellatrix's avatar

Never. I have never heard of it! I should look out for it.

TJBM likes their toast crunchy.

blueiiznh's avatar

True, usually just shy of burned

TJBM will tell us their favorite thing to put on toast.

Bellatrix's avatar

Depends on my mood… sometimes Vegemite because it is the spread in my adopted homeland… sometimes jam or marmalade. I am quite into marmalade at the moment.

TJBM is surrounded by original art.

creative1's avatar

yes, my own

TJBM enjoys creating things

Bellatrix's avatar

Given your name, this does not surprise me and I bet you spend a lot of time creating with your little people. I do like to create things. Very much. I start to feel a bit unhappy if I am not in some way using the creative side of my personality.

TJBM has a favourite medium for creating art in (and this jelly is off to do some creating in real life now xx).

Paul's avatar

False, going to sleep.
TJBM has just woken up.

Coloma's avatar

False. 7:17 on the west coast, but, I am going to bed really early tonight, I am wiped out.

TJBM is looking forward to cooler temps in the next few days.

snowberry's avatar

It’s lovely! Thanks for reminding me!

TJBM will tell us what they eat too much of when tempted beyond all reason.

MilkyWay's avatar

Chocolate. :D
TJBM is going to eat something…

snowberry's avatar

We had an early supper. I’m thirsty though.

TJBM drives a convertible.

creative1's avatar

Nope but that does sound like fun
TJBM Thinks rainy days are good to stay in bed all day

reijinni's avatar

If only I didn’t have to do certain things.
TJBM HATES yard work.

snowberry's avatar

If I have to do it alone, yeah.

TJBM loves chewing gum. What’s your favorite?

Paul's avatar

False, more of a mint man myself.
TJBM likes Mentos.

snowberry's avatar

Nope. I like chocolate, but I’m supposed to stay away from sweets.

TJBM has swum with sharks.

Paul's avatar

False, not sure I’d want to either.
TJBM will tell me why they have to stay away from sweets.

snowberry's avatar

My doctor told me that I’d better listen up and start following a low glycemic diet (meaning eating low sugar foods) or I’d end up a diabetic. I try to oblige, but it’s hard.

TJBM has loooong hair.

reijinni's avatar

nope.
TJBM plays rugby.

snowberry's avatar

not ever.

TJBM has taken a ski lesson before.

desiree333's avatar

Nope, I’m too scared to fall…
TJBM is a skiing master

snowberry's avatar

I don’t know if I’m a skiing master, but I ski very very fast. The family made me start wearing a helmet after they figured that part out.

TJBM has slept outside in the snow before.

MacBatman31's avatar

I hate snow.
TJBM doesn’t like snow either!

Bellatrix's avatar

I love snow. Never see it though where I live.

TJBM has a bit of a headache.

snowberry's avatar

No, I feel great.

The jelly below me will give me new inspiration regarding @Bellatrix‘s adventures as a shapeshifting tiger. We will be waiting with baited breath!

Paul's avatar

Wait, what? False. I’ll let @Bellatrix do that.
TJBM is a mutant.

creative1's avatar

Nope just a rose
TJBM is enjoying the day in bed with a loved one

snowberry's avatar

Unless my loved one is my doggie, no. But she is very very sweet.

TJBM doesn’t believe in buying organic food.

reijinni's avatar

if the price is right, I’ll buy it (occasionally buys organic raisins).
TJBM uses whipped cream instead of mayo.

Paul's avatar

False, I have garlic mayo instead of mayo.
TJBM loves garlic mayo.

reijinni's avatar

false, hate mayo
TJBM is a morning person.

shego's avatar

False, I’m a night person

TJBM has a piece of jewelry they wear all the time.

snowberry's avatar

Nope. I don’t even wear my wedding ring right now because the stone got loose, and I haven’t taken it in to be fixed.

TJBM loves to wear jewelery.

creative1's avatar

Only when going somewhere special
TJBM wants to do something special for someone special in their life

snowberry's avatar

Sure, lots of someones!

The TJBM knows that @Blueberry Kid just topped 3000 lurve!

Coloma's avatar

I do now. lol ;-)

TJBM would like to know that Colomas new cat peeled out on her boobs, slashed them bloody and ripped a huge hole in her sun dress. haha God damnit..I LOVED that dress!

Paul's avatar

Peeled out? I’m not sure you needed to share that but.. R.I.P Colama’s sun dress.
TJBM recently went to a funeral morbid I know.

snowberry's avatar

And perhaps @Coloma‘s boobs as well?
No, haven’t been to a funeral in some time, however for the occasion I’m willing to host a funeral for @Coloma‘s sundress.

TJBM has recently cleaned their carpets.

Coloma's avatar

@snowberry

Thank You for the kind words. haha

It was white, it was THE dress of the summer. Sadly mourned.

Paul's avatar

False, my Mother does the cleaning in the house.
TJBM has a “maid”.

MacBatman31's avatar

Yeah, she’s French and wears that hot little outfit. Then I wake up and she isn’t there anymore.

TJBM lives in a mansion.

Bellatrix's avatar

Alas no. Just a house. I don’t think I would want to live in a mansion. Imagine the housework!

TJBM likes to fluther in bed.

MacBatman31's avatar

That is a negatory.

TJBM Fluthers first thing in the morning before brushing their teeth, combing their hair, and looking prettier than ever.

Paul's avatar

You went a bit off rails towards the end four words there.
TJBM wears glasses? I’m grasping on straws here people.

MacBatman31's avatar

It’s called sarcasm.

blueiiznh's avatar

False

TJBM will tell us their favorite quicky habit

snowberry's avatar

I’m not sure what a “quicky habit” is. A bad habit that I enjoy that doesn’t take much time? Sneaking ice cream is one.

TJBM sneaks ice cream to feed their own quicky habit

Coloma's avatar

I don’t sneak anything, the ice creams out in the open, as is my ice cream ass. lol

TJBM is sneaky, period

Bellatrix's avatar

No. I am a pretty transparent person really. Not very good at being sneaky.

TJBM writes poetry.

blueiiznh's avatar

True

TJBM reads poetry

Bellatrix's avatar

I do, but not so often now.

TJBM is looking forward to some rain.

blueiiznh's avatar

Yes, looking at the forecast I am looking forward at a lot of rain

TJBM loves to splash in puddles still

Bellatrix's avatar

I do. I am very in touch with my inner child. Okay .. I AM a child… at least some of the time.

TJBM quite likes a rainy day.

Paul's avatar

True, I hate the sun.
TJBM loves the sun.

snowberry's avatar

If it means I have to stand in it, no.

TJBM has tried smelly cheese such as limburger before. Did/do you like it?

Paul's avatar

Yes and no.
TJBM likes Feta cheese.

snowberry's avatar

Yes!

TJBM has a serious food allergy. What is it?

Coloma's avatar

False. I love almost everything, no food allergies that I am aware of.

TJBM has a lunch date today

OpryLeigh's avatar

I went to visit my dad on my lunch break today. I wouldn’t call it a date as such but a better arrangement than staying at work.

TJBM is having some sort of pie for tea tonight.

reijinni's avatar

don’t do tea.
TJBM is buying a 3D TV.

snowberry's avatar

Well @Blueberry_kid just topped 3000 lurve and we made her bake us a pie for our efforts helping her get there. So I’m saying yes to the pie, and to be fair, I’ll have the tea too.

Regarding 3D, I hate it, so no, I won’t buy anything 3D, even a movie ticket

TJBM thinks 3D is awesome, and wants that 3D TV.

creative1's avatar

I already have a 3D TV
TJBM is having lunch now

snowberry's avatar

No.

TJBM loves a good roller coaster ride.

reijinni's avatar

they’re cool
TJBM wants to live in a land where all the churches are closed and all the schools have a great science curriculum.

Paul's avatar

True, us Atheists can dream.
TJBM is a devote Paultheist.

snowberry's avatar

A WHAT? I’m not going to even try to guess.

TJBM is finding it hard to concentrate.

shego's avatar

True, and it gets harder everyday

TJBM has had an audition before

Paul's avatar

True. Got the part as well.
TJBM wants to know what my part was.

Jay484's avatar

True.
TJBM know what a bee thinks

Paul's avatar

False.
I was a narrator for a Christmas performance of Jesus’ birth (you know, that bullshit) on This Morning.
TJBM has been “in” something.

DarlingRhadamanthus's avatar

True.

I played Guinevere in “Camelot.”

TJBM collects something interesting.

Bellatrix's avatar

Not sure if you would think my collection is ‘interesting’. I collect art glass perfume bottles and also some Matson perfume bottles.

TJBM sleeps on two pillows.

snowberry's avatar

No, I sleep With two pillows, not quite the same thing. One to sort of lay on, the other for my head.

TJBM knows wines. Your favorite is_________.

Tropical_Willie's avatar

Pinotage from South Africa

TJBM lives in the Southern Hemisphere.

snowberry's avatar

No.

TJBM is an amateur astronomer. Tell us about your telescope (or the one you wish you had).

Paul's avatar

False, but this.
TJBM wishes they had access to this.

snowberry's avatar

No, but my husband does for sure.

TJBM is going to a potluck tonight.

Jay484's avatar

False i wish i was though
TJBM had a good night last night

snowberry's avatar

A good night for me is when I’m asleep before my head hits the pillow and I don’t wake up all night. So, yes, I did.

TJBM has been to a national park in Canada.

Tropical_Willie's avatar

Forillon National Park, Cape Breton Highlands National Park and Prince Edward Island National Park.

TJBM has an antique over three hundred years old.

reijinni's avatar

I wouldn’t know.
TJBM has been featured in a news story.

Bellatrix's avatar

No. I have written a quite a few though.

TJBM can hear the rain outside at the moment?

shego's avatar

False it’s not raining here yet.

TJBM is recovering from a massive blood draw.
the doctor is a vampire, and now I’m dizzy

reijinni's avatar

been several years since that feeling.
TJBM wants to give Chuck Norris a swirly.

Paul's avatar

No he’d kill me.
TJBM knows this.

snowberry's avatar

I do now! Thanks @Paul

TJBM recently gave birth, or has a relative who has.

Jay484's avatar

Ture… about 2 months ago
TJBM is hanging out with some one special today (ie… a good freind)

Paul's avatar

False, at home, alone, doing Science coursework.
TJBM sympathizes with me.

Tropical_Willie's avatar

No, and how else are you going to be a “Rocket Scientist” ?

TJBM knows a “Rocket Scientist”.

blueiiznh's avatar

True

TJBM has a temper that shoots off like a rocket

snowberry's avatar

It takes a lot to get me angry.

TJBM is or used to be a police officer

Paul's avatar

False.
TJBM knows a police officer.

blueiiznh's avatar

True.

TJBM has partied with a police officer

Paul's avatar

False.
TJBM thinks partying with a police officer would be dull.

Tropical_Willie's avatar

No, lotsa fun. BBQ in his backyard, everybody got a carpenter apron and he would scoop fresh roasted peanut into the apron, shells go on the ground.

TJBM is going to a picnic / BBQ this weekend.

reijinni's avatar

I wish, but I’m not
TJBM does next to nothing at water parks.

Coloma's avatar

I don’t go to water parks, I’m a river and hot tub kinda girl.
I prefer to not swim in 70% urine. lol

TJBM wants a vacation, now!

shego's avatar

True I want to go to Fiji

TJBM has been to Fiji

Paul's avatar

False.
TJBM has.

Coloma's avatar

False.

TJBM would ear a clown costume all day for $100, but, you had to tell everyone that you wanted to be a clown! How much would it take for you to be a clown for a day? haha

Paul's avatar

True. I’d prefer Great British Pounds though.
TJBM lives in a country that uses Euros.

Bellatrix's avatar

No. We have the Australian dollar.

TJBM likes to collect coins or stamps?

snowberry's avatar

No, but Hubby does.

TJBM just returned home after a trip.

Coloma's avatar

The only trip I’ve taken today is a happy brownie, and I haven’t returned yet. lol

TJBM loves garlic bread

Bellatrix's avatar

I do. It is yummy.

TJBM has owned a bird as a pet.

shego's avatar

False, I’m allergic to them.

TJBM has learned a song in another language.

Bellatrix's avatar

Frère Jacques, frère Jacques,
Dormez-vous? Dormez-vous?
Sonnez les matines! Sonnez les matines!
Ding, dang, dong. Ding, dang, dong.

That’s my lot!

TJBM speaks more than one language.

blueiiznh's avatar

oui

tjbm is sleeping

Bellatrix's avatar

zzz zzz zzz… oops .. sorry fell asleep at the keyboard.. thought I got away with it.

TJBM plans to watch one of their favourite tv programmes this evening and will tell us what it is.

snowberry's avatar

We are trying to watch Tangled on NetFlix but it isn’t working very well.

TBMJ will excuse me while I watch it.

desiree333's avatar

I didn’t know Tangled was on Netflix, enjoy!
TJBM is angry that Apple discontinued the original MacBooks. :’(

snowberry's avatar

No, I have no idea what you are talking about.
TJBM is having trouble with the Internet.

Bellatrix's avatar

No, apart from it’s distracting me from work I am supposed to be doing. That is pretty standard though.

TJBM has more than one device for accessing the Internet on.

creative1's avatar

Oh so very true, don’t most these days
TJBM uses their iphone or ipod touch to access the internet sometimes

Bellatrix's avatar

Very rarely. It just annoys me to use it for the Internet. I also sort of want to be away from technology when I am away from my laptop/desktop and other devices and desk.

TJBM has something really excited planned for the weekend.

MacBatman31's avatar

Yeah, driving home.

TJBM is not loooking forward to their weekend at all.

Bellatrix's avatar

Oh but I am. I love weekends. I love spending time with my family. Even if I have to do things I don’t want to do. At least I am at home.

TJBM likes to read comics.

MacBatman31's avatar

I so DO!! And guess what! They are Batman comics too.

TJBM likes Batman. And knows that Superman is a bitch.

Paul's avatar

True, Batman would kill Superman… you know, if he actually ever killed anyone!
TJBM thinks Batman is a pussy

snowberry's avatar

Naw, he’s a winged rat.

@Bellatrix will catch him, but then she’ll wonder what to do with him until she decides to take his place as the next new Superhero! Go @Bellatrix!

TJBM is waiting with baited breath for the next TBMJ. Level 23 is overdue.

Paul's avatar

True.
TJBM will be @AmWiser making it happen.

creative1's avatar

Nope I hate to disappoint
TJBM will continue this one even after Level 23 is created

reijinni's avatar

perhaps
TJBM wants to move to China.

Paul's avatar

False, America.
TJBM lives in America

OpryLeigh's avatar

False. I love what I have seen of America though and could easily live there.

TJBM enjoys watching My Name is Earl

Hibernate's avatar

I just started watching it again 2 days ago. LOL

Next jelly is disappointed by some other jellies.

Paul's avatar

A couple.
TJBM is disappointed in me.

snowberry's avatar

No I’m not disappointed in you or by any of your responses. They are part of what makes you YOU, and it’s the back and forth that makes Fluther fun.

However some people here take Fluther far more seriously than perhaps they should. A few weeks ago, I was astonished to get a PM with this message: “I am disappointed by your response…” to a question I had answered. I mean, who cares THAT much already? Don’t you have a real life? : P

TJBM likes @Paul.

Coloma's avatar

I do!
In a friendly way, I’m plenty old enough to be his mom. haha

TJBM wishes they were at Colomas’ Happy Brownie Friday. party right now hehe

reijinni's avatar

not really
TJBM wants some egg nog right about now.

Bellatrix's avatar

Eww I do not! Yuck. My step monster used to roll that out each Christmas .. bleh…

TJBM likes my new @Bellatrix Superhero emblem… @snowberry embroidered a big ‘B’ on my fur…. sorry about the noise folks while she was sewing!

Hibernate's avatar

Indeed. That cat is cool.

The jelly bellow me needs to reduce the quantity of alcohol he/she drinks.

MacBatman31's avatar

Needs to? Maybe. Wants to? Hell no!

TJBM loves to enjoy the alcohol!

OpryLeigh's avatar

I don’t really enjoy the taste of alcohol and so I, pretty much, never drink it. The odd cider I can enjoy but that’s about it.

TJBM has had some plans cancelled today.

snowberry's avatar

Not yet.

TJBM is busy purchasing things for school.

Paul's avatar

False, already sorted.
TJBM is far past their School days.

snowberry's avatar

Yep, but I’m purchasing things for my college kids.

TJBM is just waking up. So what’s the first thing to do right after coffee? Fluther!

reijinni's avatar

Don’t do coffee, just come to here and then have breakfast when it’s ready
TJBM is going to the movies.

Paul's avatar

I’ll let @snowberry take this.

snowberry's avatar

I have to be coerced into watching a movie.

TJBM wonders why @Paul posted that instead of playing the game.

Paul's avatar

I was simply being kind.
TJBM is kind.

Coloma's avatar

Kind yes, but… don’t spoon feed me any BS. I will kindly kick your ass. lol

TJBM had Chinese food for dinner last night

reijinni's avatar

nope
TJBM wants a @Coloma colonic.

snowberry's avatar

No thanks. Poor @Coloma!

TJBM is fond of jalapenos.

Bellatrix's avatar

No. They are too hot for me.

TJBM has always fancied being an actor.

reijinni's avatar

not really
TJBM want Rick Perry to run for president (of Mexico).

MacBatman31's avatar

I don’t really know who that is.

TJBM thinks Huckabee is a messed up last name.

snowberry's avatar

I have seen several dozen other last names, that are worse.

TJBM knows someone who is blind or deaf.

Bellatrix's avatar

I know a few people who are deaf or blind.

TJBM can use sign language.

shego's avatar

True, I can carry on a conversation too.

TJBM is bored.

Hibernate's avatar

I never get bored.

The jelly below me has a fetish for violence.

MilkyWay's avatar

False, though I don’t mind a bit of rough play now and then ;)
TJBM is hungryyyyy

Hibernate's avatar

Yes I am. ^^

The jelly below me wishes he/she can have longer weekends.

MilkyWay's avatar

So true.
TJBM has been having NSFW dreams all week

Paul's avatar

Not all week.
TJBM is [redacted].

reijinni's avatar

depends on the day and task.
TJBM wants @Paul and/or @MilkyWay to be a zoo exhibit.

snowberry's avatar

Now that’s an interesting thought. I’ll speak to the zoo architect and get back to ya.

TJBM thinks a human zoo exhibit is a weird idea.

Paul's avatar

True.
TJBM thinks Zoos are cruel.

snowberry's avatar

Depends on the zoo. And I think it’s also necessary to remember that zoos play an important part in conservation and the preservation of many many species. Some might call them a necessary evil. Others call them a blessing, for they offer the only glimpse of many real life wild animals that they will ever see.

TJBM is a golf enthusiast.

shego's avatar

False, I find it to be very boring.

TJBM went for a bike ride today.

snowberry's avatar

Nope. Sounds fun though.

TJBM knows how to play handball.

Coloma's avatar

Yes, but, I do not do any sports that involve balls. lol

TJBM is going to bed really early tonight

shego's avatar

False, unfortunately I still have some work to finish up

TJBM dislikes bringing work home

Bellatrix's avatar

I do, but I regularly have to do it and I would rather do some work here than at the office.

TJBM is an excellent packer of suitcases.

AmWiser's avatar

True. As a matter of fact I was packing my granddaughter’s suitcase this morning so that she can go home after visiting all summer.

TJBM has forgotten their birthday before. I did, but thank goodness for family. tehehe

snowberry's avatar

I’ve tried, but it didn’t happen.

TJBM can’t sleep because someone on the other side of the bed has restless legs syndrome.

MacBatman31's avatar

False. I can’t sleep because I just watched a scary movie!

TJBM cannot watch scary movies and then go to bed.

snowberry's avatar

Yup. No can do. In fact, I can’t watch scary movies at all!

TJBM doesn’t like scary movies either!

Bellatrix's avatar

I am okay with some, but dolly movies like Chucky… ugh no!

TJBM knows the name of the bus driver on the Simpsons (I don’t).

snowberry's avatar

Nope. Don’t care either.

TJBM is starting a new job.

Paul's avatar

False, happy with my administrative job sofa.
@Bellatrix His name is Otto
TJBM knew that^

reijinni's avatar

yes.
TJBM wants to be a senator.

Paul's avatar

False, in a senator.
TJBM has been to Greece.

Coloma's avatar

False. But I have been to Asia.

TJBM is spending money lately like there is no tomorrow

MacBatman31's avatar

True. I think I have a problem…

TJBM refuses to have a credit card because of the same situation.

Coloma's avatar

False. But mine is only for vacations and emergencies.

TJBM is having lunch with a friend

MacBatman31's avatar

False, I have a date with my new car.

TJBM has gotten or is getting a new car soon