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If you get to name your own USS Starship, what would it be?

Asked by mazingerz88 (19058points) September 23rd, 2011

I’m thinking mine could be the USS Starship Kick-Ass. Lol.

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wundayatta's avatar

I would call it
USS Starship.

I’m very creative with names.

I had a cat once. I named it Koshka. Koshka means cat, in Russian. Like I told you. Very creative. Once I had considered having my name changed to “Person.” I’m glad I didn’t. If I’d done that, then I’d have had to change it to “Alien” after a while. Sigh.

Dutchess_III's avatar

USS SST ok…I’m tryin!

sleepdoc's avatar

USS Avatar

Dutchess_III's avatar

USS Jefferson Air Ship!

mazingerz88's avatar

USS Sakitomi ( in honor of Sulu, suck it to me, see? )

sleepdoc's avatar

Been waiting for the next answer from @Seek_Kolinahr

Seek's avatar


I’d take the USS Solidarity (NCC-4217). That’s just such a powerful word. It would be a support vessel for developing Federation colonies – shipping people and necessary freight in and out, rendering assistance and protection when needed.

I’d also rather like the exploration vessel USS Enigma (NCC-3698-B). Perhaps a Miranda-class vessel. Nothing too big.

Scooby's avatar

HMS Valiant…….

zensky's avatar

USS Fluther.

zenvelo's avatar

Star Ship Bifrost, the bridge to Asgard. It would have to be painted in rainbow colors though.

mazingerz88's avatar


Klingon Commander – Fire on Solidarity!

Klingon helmsman – Firing disruptors!

Klingon Commander – No wait! Solidarity, that’s sweet. Target Enigma instead. I hate mysteries.

Klingon helmsman – Firing photon torpedoes! With extreme prejudice!

KlingonCommander – Hold fire! Enigma, hmm, cool name actually.

Klingon helmsman – Enemy torpedoes full impact 2 seconds! Klingon Bird of Prey Dodo Bird destruction imminent! Commander, you’re an idio—

Rarebear's avatar

It depends. What class of starship is it?

Seek's avatar


Thanks. Now I have to clean coffee off my neighbor’s computer. Oi!

reijinni's avatar

USS Archer

zensky's avatar

The Good Ship Lollipop

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Neizvestnaya's avatar

Starship Jurisprudence

ucme's avatar

USS-R Glasnost Comrade Jerkmiov ;¬}

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hobbitsubculture's avatar

When I finally get my own kayak, I have been planning on naming it The Chimaera, after Grand Admiral Thrawn’s flagship. And yes, that is Star Wars, not Trek. No one has better ship names than the Imperials. My partner is going to name his The Ragnarok. :)

So it’s the USS Chimaera for me, unless my kayak already has the name. Then I’ll just name it after one of the other Imperial Star Destroyers. Probably the Judicator.

Kardamom's avatar

Of course it would be the USS Jean Luc Picard!

poisonedantidote's avatar

USS Avant-Garde

Dutchess_III's avatar

@Rarebear It’s a class uh….VI. Right. VI. Warship. Top Secret class VI Warship. The USS WeGonnaKickYerAss.

Kardamom's avatar

@Dutchess_III I didn’t realize it was a warship. I’m amending my answer to USS Robert Irvine.

Dutchess_III's avatar


K. USS Mohammad Ali!

reijinni's avatar

USS Franklin Roosevelt

Hibernate's avatar

USS Ennys. [Because someone doesn’t want this name for a girl :( ]

Bluefreedom's avatar

USS Reverie

filmfann's avatar

Hmmm, I’d steal a line from Brewster Rockit, and name it the USS Indestructible 2.
(don’t ask what happened to the Indestructible 1)

Berserker's avatar

USS Drakkar. Space Vikings, but with a peace flag. :)

Dutchess_III's avatar

USS Titanic (that’s what happened to it @filmfann)!

talljasperman's avatar

USS Weaton Smasher… Or Canadia 2056

HungryGuy's avatar

USS Klavierstein

Actually, I wrote about the starship Klavierstein in one of my stories. It wasn’t set in the Star Trek universe, though.

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