Can you name three things that last longer than a Kardashian marriage?

Fruitcake. Nuts. Sour grapes

(Seriously, I hate that I even know who that is, in spite of my best efforts to avoid “gossip news”. I despise all of that pseudo-celebrety.)

Herman Caines presidential primary run….barely

Sperm.

@Cruiser Thanks, that’s up there with a Kardashian in relative worth.
@Luiveton LOL, That wasn’t one that jumped into my mind immediately, but you did make me laugh.

Sadly, her “reality” show has lasted longer than her unrealistic marriage. Her manicure, again sadly, will not last as long. I think there’s a Tupperware container in the back of the fridge that houses something that’s lasted longer than her concocted wedlock.

What lasts longer than a Kadashian marriage? The struggle for gays and lesbians to have their relationships recognized as a marriage.

@syz We got it done in NYS and guess what, the world didn’t end.

@Adirondackwannabe Well, you know what they say.

Does sperm actually last 72 days?

@syz That’s one I had not seen. If anyone wants to hijack this to gay and lesbian marriage feel free. That’s a hell of a lot more important than my original question.

Minute rice.
Edit: I missed 2!
A short film.
The amount of time it takes to save 15% or more on car insurance.

The volume in my blow dried hair :)
Sensation to pee.
An orgasm.

@Ayesha On the last one, you should keep that guy around. He’s pretty good.

An unopened container of Silk soy milk.
The Tempur-pedic 90 Night Tryout.
The average human pregnancy.

Any other marriage?

My daily fart.
Charlie Sheen’s brief moment of sanity.
The other Kardashian sister’s make-up session.

A hyperon.
A second hyperon.
Yet another hyperon.

@syz Hopefully not.. Hahah about 30–36 hours..But you know, technically speaking, that’s how short her marriage was.
“The life span of sperm after ejaculation depends on the environmental conditions. Sperm ejaculated into a woman’s vagina can live in a woman’s reproductive tract for up to five days or perhaps even longer. Fertilization is possible as long as the sperm remain alive. Sperm ejaculated outside the body may survive only minutes to a few hours.” Heehee, fun research.. >_>

1. A trimester.
2. The time it takes to read one article in which the passtimes of a Kardashian are reported.
3. The time it takes untill @Adirondackwannabe will write a reply to this answer.
Apparently that reply (PM) didn’t take much time…, two minutes at most!

Pinched again. I’m too predictable.

I’ve had coughing and sneezing fits that have lasted longer than that.

A crock of kimchi.

Posts by me and @Wundayatta.

Menstrual cramps.

Fluther Mansion parties.

1) The line at Casey Anthony’s house for Trick or Treats.

2.) The money and fame she garnered from her infamous sex tape.

3.) Any Gay/Lesbian marriage in the few states allowing it

( with the possible exception of nutbar Anne Heche who changed her mind about being gay following an alien encounter :)

After this ridiculous multi-million dollar debacle, those who try to make a case for how gay marriage would undermine the sanctity of marriage really don’t have a leg to stand on.

Just think of how many little girls were influenced by the ridiculous fairy tale images of this spectacle of excess. Is this what they’re supposed to aspire to? Hollywood certainly does it’s best to convince them of that. What a bunch of crap.

The baseball season, a grand master chess tournament, and…. and… nope. Everything else does not last as long as a Kardashian marriage.

Isn’t the premise here backwards?

A sneeze!!