If I'm having some little twinges in my chest, that means I shouldn't do laundry today, right?

It means your timer wants you to set it for 10 mins and only do 10mins worth of housework today.

Then, you should put your feet up and partake in a chocolate. to end the chest pain, of course

Those twinges aren’t going away on their own. Now get out there and rob that liquor store.

Laundry is, in my opinion, the least terrible of household chores. I did my laundry today. :P

I don’t know about laundry, but you certainly shouldn’t be vacuuming or scrubbing the toilet.

I think the 10 min timer and chocolate are a given.

No doubt! : )

Actually, it means you shouldn’t have done laundry yesterday. It’s a lag time thing.

@GladysMensch But I lost my ski mask.

I think i saw it in the laundry pile

Oh shit.

It means I’ll come and do your laundry. Then you can come here and do my dishes. The whole arrangement sounds very relaxing.

Twinges for laundry? Yeah, sure, like I will quit smoking today…..no way.