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What are wishes people don't make on their deathbeds?

Asked by 6rant6 (13690points) July 3rd, 2012

You’ve probably heard this: “You never hear people on their deathbed wishing they’d spent more time at the office.”

What else do people not wish they’d spent more time doing?

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mowens's avatar

Paying taxes.

ZEPHYRA's avatar

Eating more than they had been.

marinelife's avatar

I wish I had worked more hours.

glenjamin's avatar

Gone to court more often for minor infractions and traffic violations

janbb's avatar

peeing and pooping

Coloma's avatar

Wishing they had cleaned their house more or kept the lawn perfectly mowed…gah…I know alive people that are so obsessed with their boring day to day routines…jesus, they’re dead already! lol

ucme's avatar

Necrophilia, don’t do unto others…....

Judi's avatar

I wish I had watched more TV. ~

flutherother's avatar

I wish I’d eaten more junk food.

talljasperman's avatar

That they had worked harder to make wishes come true earlier in life instead of on the deathbed.

poisonedantidote's avatar

I wish I would get teleported to the moon and raped by space monkeys with a foot fetish

Sunny2's avatar

I wish I’d learned to knit and crochet..

filmfann's avatar

I wish I did more plumbing.

Haleth's avatar

I wish I had read Twilight.

bewailknot's avatar

I wish I had spent more time stuck in traffic

harple's avatar

I wish I’d spent more time on facebook.

janbb's avatar

@harple Brilliant!

thebluewaffle's avatar

I wish for more wishes.

Mr_Paradox's avatar

There are only three things you can always count on: Death, Taxes, and Teddy Bears. So, I’m going to go with wishing that they had more time to spend with a teddy bear.

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