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Drug test?

Asked by Lee_27 (348points) June 18th, 2008 from iPhone

what are some easy, proven, at home ways u can pass a drug test.

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wildflower's avatar

Avoid drugs – or is that too easy?

AstroChuck's avatar

I second wildflower. Seems simple enough to me.

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therealcouture's avatar

you could hold your breath until you pass out and claim exhaustion.

cheebdragon's avatar

eat something with poppy seeds in it, at least that way if you fail you can blame it on something else.

Randy's avatar

What kind of test? A urine test? Try cranberry pills and cranberry juice. When not drinking cranberry juice, drink lots of water. Also any activity where you sweat will help flush out your body. All this will still take time though. It also depends on what drugs you’ve taken/done. Some drugs don’t stay in your system as long as others.

El_Cadejo's avatar

Yea pretty much what randy said. Green tea helps to as its high in antioxidants.The whole poppy seed thing is bs. Eating a bunch of seeds wont cover up anything.It will just add opium to the drugs you test positive for. And well unless opium is your drug of choice, what are you hiding?
What kind of test is it, and what drug/drugs have you taken?

Jax's avatar

Indeed it depends on what kind of drugs you have taken in the past. Marijuana or the THC from it stays in your bloodstream for at least 2 to 6 weeks. And this is the mildest drug. Some of the chemical drugs can be traced in your system for more than six months after use.

You could speed things up by doing detox treatments, drinking lots of water, green tea, cranberry juice. But as said before it still takes a lot of time.

So if this is a matter of trust to someone or a test related to a job, I’d advice you to come clean before the test is taken. This way you would at least be honest and possibly receive some credit for that.

girlofscience's avatar

Actually, there’s a drink called Total Eclipse that temporarily “masks” the drugs in your system for a few hours and allows you to pass a drug test. It has worked for me in the past. You can buy it at any GNC, and it is about $45. You can buy either blue or orange. It tastes kinda syrupy. You drink the whole thing about two hours before your drug test.

Trance24's avatar

@cheebdragon that no longer works as too they can tell the difference. There is something in the poppy seed that can be used to differ between the two of them. But it would have been a good try. People used to get away with it all the time that way.

Other then that you can by “system cleansing” kits at a local grocer store. They flush your body of impurities and such. Or you can try the old fashion way of drinking mass amounts of water/ green tea.

Knotmyday's avatar

Going with Wildflower and Chuck on this one.
Not going to preach, though. I’m sure you’ve heard it all.

buster's avatar

Get your little sister or someone clean to piss in a condom right before your U.A. Get a digital thermometer. Right before you go in for the test make sure the piss is warm but not too warm. I think it has to be between 91— 102 degrees after its in the cup or they will reject your sample. The fresher the easier it is to do. You might have to warm it up in your car with a hot water bottle or the car heater. Tape it to your leg. Stick a pin somewhere on your clothing where the people want see it. They make you empty your pockets and check your hands, cap, sleeves and everywhere for such things. Go in poke a hole in the condom and fill up the cup. Tape the empty condom back to your leg. Don’t throw it in the toilet or trash or your busted. If you flush the toilet they reject your sample. I promise if you do this right it works for U.A.s as long as someone doesn’t actually go in and watches it come out your body.

Lee_27's avatar

Well turns out just talked to my boss and that was only a threat to scare certain people, I am by no means a druggie but I can’t say I havent occasionally tried something.

Randy's avatar

@buster- that works unless you get the urine from your girlfriend, wife or other woman and she just so happens to be pregnant. It happened to a friend of mine. His employer came to him and said we have good news and bad news. The bad news is, we’re going to have to let you go. The good news is, your wife is pregnant. He didn’t think it was very good news.

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