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[NSFW] What unasked question do you want to answer?

Asked by ETpro (34469points) November 8th, 2013

Surely there is something that has not been asked, or hasn’t since you arrived on Fluther, that you’ve been itching to answer. Well TGIF because here’s your chance. Pose your unasked question as the answer to this question, and then you can answer it yourself. You’re off the hook. It’s not your fault you are answering your own question, it’s mine. That’s what I asked you to do. And if your question is G rated nature, not to worry. Just click to the SFW version here.

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17 Answers

ragingloli's avatar

Why have we not had sex yet?

ucme's avatar

Q: Is the Queen’s pussy so old that it’s haunted?
A: I shall never know, thank fuck!

SQUEEKY2's avatar

Q:Why is the average driver so damn clueless when it comes to sharing the road with transport trucks?

A: Because the average driver,has the IQ of a hammer.

talljasperman's avatar

Do I have a yeast infection? My asshole is very itchy at night, I love to scratch with or without toilet paper and my shit sticks to my hand…Its like some weird anal leakage. WTF?

Blondesjon's avatar

I can’t give you the question, but I can give you the answer.

Andy Warhol’s Cock.

ucme's avatar

15” of fame.

Blondesjon's avatar

well done sir

ETpro's avatar

@ragingloli I can answer that. A) You aren’t here. B) If you were and for that purpose, my wife would kill both of us.

@ucme Strange question, but whether you’re thankful or deeply disappointed, that’s definitely the right answer.

@SQUEEKY2 I don’t know about the average driver, but anybody that risks getting crushed by an 18 wheeler is clearly dumber than a bag of hammers.

@talljasperman Ha! I can see such a question being asked. I do believe @wildpotato has the right answer for you. And wash your hands.

@josie Thought better of it, did ye? :-)

@Blondesjon & @ucme And you two did not plan that as a set-up? I am suitably impressed.

ucme's avatar

@ETpro Myself & the not so fair headed jonathon never plan amything, this shit just comes real natural like. Maybe he’s my brother from another mother, hugely unlikely, but ya never know.

Skylight's avatar

Question: Do you understand how much of your reality is programmed into you?

Answer: 99%.

Question: Wouldn’t I know if it were?

Answer: No.

Question: How does one break free?

Answer: Challenge it.

Question: How?

Answer: Question conclusions. Question everything you’ve ever heard.

Question: Then what?

Answer: Then you are at the beginning of your true journey.

ETpro's avatar

@ucme Hugely unlikely? All it takes is a philandering dad. How hugely unlikely is that?

@Skylight I’m sorry, but I have to question all it that answer. :-)

ucme's avatar

@ETpro Phil Andering, sounds like he may be of Dutch/German descent :)

wildpotato's avatar

Q: Does anyone else think it’s creepy and pedophilic that the bare shave is the current fashion for women’s pubes?

ETpro's avatar

@wildpotato I certainly do. Give me natural.

MooCows's avatar

The bare shave is not so bad in my book…
Its the stubble that grows back in that I
can’t stand…..prickly and itchy!

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