[NSFW] If you had the best mind-blowing sex with a clown, but found out they were homely out of the makeup, would you go back for more if invited?
[NSFW] It has been a while , so I thought I would reintroduce this question This question with a little more clarity. If you found yourself boinking a clown and she (women can substitute a male clown), performed the most mind-blowing sex on you that left you like a horse rode hard and put away wet. It was the best toe-curling sex you could remember in a good long while. You are out at the bank, market, etc. and this homely woman with a body (women substitute a guy) comes up to you and calls you by name. She goes on to say how great she remembers that night. She reveals upon your confused look that she was the clown you boinked at such and such, X amount of time ago, and she was in town passing through and wanted to invite you to her hotel room for an encore performance. Would knowing how homely she appears hinder you from taking her up on the offer, or would you go off the memory of how she caused your toes to curl and left you breathless? If you did go, would you insist she do it in her clown makeup as before or in total darkness as to not have to see her face?
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If you are having sedx with people before ever seeing their face, I think the first thing you need to do is get aq blood test. after that, give the lady some special gift. You only had sex with a girl you think isn’t good looking enough for you. She had the misfortune of giving her best to a guy who clearly didn’t deserve it.
I would not “boink” a clown as I do not find clowns sexually appealing.
And any situation of hypothetical anonymous sex is going to have all parties involved at equal advantage/disadvantage. I would not be showing my face to someone whose face I could not see. That’s why the masks come off at midnight.
I would not have had sex with a clown in the first place because I do not like clowns. They freak me out.
Like Ugly Bob from South Park when he sleeps with Céline Dion with a paper bag mask on.
I’m sorry, I thought you said mind blowing sex with Clunes.
So sorry, I’ll just get back to my 10th viewing of Doc Martin : P
I’d have sex with a Clune. No clowns though, no thank you.
I hate the circus.
I’d stop the clown alright and then I’d start a deliberate rant about how circus’s are inhumane.
Hopefully after that the only foreplay going on there would be me chasing the clown grabbing his coattails while I shout about animals, elephants like Tyke. :’(
@Hypocrisy_Central You state an impossible situation, one that is inherently contradictory and cannot happen in our space/time continuum.
Namely, it is impossible for a clown to perform the most mind-blowing sex on you, the best toe-curling sex you could remember in a good long.
[ general ] If you get drunk/stoned enough, you could find yourself boinking a clown, a mime, or some band geek under the bleachers, or some mud duck in the back seat of a car or the bathroom at a concert.
No, none of them ever happened to me, sorry to take your quips away.
Mime is actually an incredibly erotic performance artform. Complete silence, no touching, no props. It’s not all white-painted faces stuck in invisible boxes on the street corner
I have no idea what a “mud duck” is.
^ Mud duck: A woman that is homely, unattractive; a three-bagger, one bag for her head, one bag for your head (so no one knows who you are should you be seen with her), and a spare in case yours or her bag break.
@Hypocrisy_Central Yeesh. Imagine for a second a world where we judge guys’ personalities the way we judge womens’ faces. How would that work out for you?
^ A personality has to be experienced, a face can be seen when it walks through the door, it would work fine for me.
I already imagine his face as one of the grotesque masks from that episode of The Twilight Zone.
^ That would make me a modern art master piece LOL LOL
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