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[GAME] Can you name an animal you cannot use in a Fluther Question Title?

Asked by Seek (34714points) June 18th, 2014

Because everyone loves a game thread! or something

We already know the Great Tits and the Blue-footed Boobies are out.

Why don’t I start the list with…

Bearded Clam?

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Mimishu1995's avatar

Haha @Seek :)

I don’t have much dirty slang so can I go with some made-up one like Ball Dragon?

Tropical_Willie's avatar

Tits Titmouse

Dan_Lyons's avatar

Pussy Willow. (James Bond)
Dick (Nixon)
Cock (chicken)

Mimishu1995's avatar

Pussy (cat)

Mimishu1995's avatar

Just came up with something: the mods hate this cartoon!

Coloma's avatar

Stud ( I’ve cleaned a horses sheath before…whoa baby. lol )
Cock ( Hey, my cock won a blue ribbon at fair one year. ) It’s true, I used to show exhibition poultry. Japanese Shamos, Jungle Fowl and BB Red Modern Game Cocks)
Ass ( My old neigh-bors were Mules, their daddy really was an Ass. )

Seek's avatar

Horny toad?

Seek's avatar


Hump-back whale!

Berserker's avatar

The French word for seal is ’‘phoque’’, which is pronounced exactly like the English word ’‘fuck’’.
You can even make jokes with it; ’‘ouate’’ in French is a type of cotton, and is pronounced like the English word ’‘what’’.

Cotton from a seal…
...ouate de phoque. Lol.

Also, sperm whale. SPERM.

Kardamom's avatar

As long as you don’t mention “Tit’s”: and “Boobies”: as actual animals, for which they are legitimately named, and you just refer to tits and boobies as euphemisms for female breasts, apparently, you’re good to to on Fluther, no NSFW necessary.

Mimishu1995's avatar

Somewhere on the internet.

Duck you!

dappled_leaves's avatar

I suspect that all animals which have sex are probably off limits. Dirty!

ucme's avatar

Have you ever held a gorgeous beaver when it was dripping wet?
My wife just told me she would like a cockatoo… is she planning a threesome?

rojo's avatar

I was going to say “red snapper” but I see that is acceptable.
Just as a matter of interest, how many red snappers do we have here in Flutherland?

dxs's avatar

Slippery Dick! I saw one in a museum once and couldn’t stop laughing like a 12-year-old.
Well, maybe I was a 12-year-old.

Mimishu1995's avatar

I wonder what happens if I mistype “maggot” because I mistake the letter “f” to the letter “m”...

“Oh yeah! You are a true maggot!”

cazzie's avatar

Cocker Spaniel?

Kardamom's avatar

Check out this adorable Dik Dik

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