What was the worse pick up line someone has ever given you?

“You have a car and a house! Can me and my kids move in with you?”

This was after this drunken train wreck of a woman was going into detail about her violent husband. She wanted me to buy her a round and I said no because my mortgage payment was coming up and I just bought new tires so I was a little tight financially…

Um… (awkward) No.

Never got a lousy pickup line that I can remember. Most of the time the woman made eye contact a few times, then showed up next to me and we started talking and she let me pick myself up. I guess I’m easy.

I used this one: Hi. Are you married? Do you have a boyfriend? Are you busy Saturday night. It worked.

- You are a cutie! Will you come with me?
– Sure honey! Be what you want to be.

This was a line from a school play, a long time ago. Guess the second speaker forgot their line and improvised.

I seem to have lost my phone number, can I have yours?

I was watching the city fireworks from the roof of the YMCA. A guy next to me asked “Are you staying here? Do you mind if I jack off?”

Ick!

All pick up lines are shit, uttered from the mouths of the desperate, instantly forgettable.

Not really a “Line” but, we had a temporary associate that was walking behind me and whistled as he tapped my behind when he was leaving.

I fired him instantly.

In the workplace? How old was he?

I’m not sure, maybe 18 or 19? He hadn’t worked here but only a couple weeks. If I remember right, he was only a cleaner/painter for the facilities.

My mouth dropped open when I read your answer. Youth has it’s own stupidities, but you’d think he might of learned better even at that age.