Care to recite Shakespeare as you insult the Jelly below me?

Thou Jelly below me is a mammering, toad spotted moldwarp.

My whore, my whore, my kingdom for a whore…

OOOPsss.. The list apparently did not make the OP above. so sorry

—Maybe it might make more sense to say:

Thou, jelly below me, art…

…a puny milk-livered flapdragon!

Thou art a frothy, elf-skinned flapdragon!

That was easy. I just looked to the right.

Thou loggerheaded, flop-mouthed foot licker!

Thou Jelly below me: would thou wert clean enough to spit upon.
Timon of Athens – Act IV, Scene iii.

Cantankerous canker-blossom, owner of no good qualities, deserving of nothing but endless scorn.

I do desire we may be better strangers.

Oh yeasty bat-fouled giglet! Thou mangled rampallian nut-hook! You live in the rank sweat of an enseamed bed, Stew’d in corruption, honeying and making love ove the nasty sty! Thou art a disease that must be cut away.

Thou art a boil, a plague sore.