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Why did Santa, after making a list, need to check it twice?

Asked by elbanditoroso (26980points) 1 week ago

Short term memory loss?

Couldn’t read his own handwriting?

Looking for typos?

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12 Answers

kritiper's avatar

He’s old. And meticulous!

Tropical_Willie's avatar

To see if anyone slipped up and moved to the naughty list !

Take it from card carrying; white bearded guy in the red suit with suspenders and wire rimmed glasses !

zenvelo's avatar

@elbanditoroso Fto make sure impertinent little whipper snappers like you are on the naughty list.

Dutchess_lll's avatar

Because it rhymes with “nice.” That’s why.

Patty_Melt's avatar

Because he takes his hot cocoa with a little brandy in it.
He drinks a lot of cocoa.

stanleybmanly's avatar

What Dutch said

JLeslie's avatar

It’s prudent to check twice.

Like “measure twice cut once.“ He only gets one shot. There are no do-overs on Christmas.

ragingloli's avatar

Because there are almost 2 billion children on the planet.
Even though he only visits the ones in rich countries, the poor ones who will not get anything still have to be on the list.

Vignette's avatar

His server keeps crashing and always having to back up off the Cloud and has to compare the backup versions to the hard copies the Elves keep.

lucillelucillelucille's avatar

I believe you are right on all three of your guesses.

ucme's avatar

Because he wants the perfecto fish award.

Patty_Melt's avatar

Tattle tale!

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