101 uses for a balloon [in theory] who will start us off?

Tie wrap.
Pear shaped ice ‘cubes’.

Low budget fake breasts.

Fill them with water and freeze them—> effective projectiles to hurl at pesky trick or treaters.

Fill them with water and don’t freeze them. Effective for inciting water balloon wars with the neighboring kids.

Starting a thermonuclear war.

You bring them home and give them to your pet cougar….
https://youtu.be/-gsigh4e7so

They make good clown lures.

Fake boobs for a cheap drag act.

I’m worthless. But I won’t just non-respond , if I have an opinion on the subject….

Balloon art, making animal shapes etc.

Advertising. Birthday parties, breast enhancers, noxious gas storage for tasteless pranks.

Clown condoms

Did any of you watch my link about the cougar, he is cute as hell playing with the balloons?

Great footage squeeek!

Fake fart sounds when slowly letting air out…shock your grandma, thrill the kids!

Rub it against your pant leg to build up some static electricity then press it against the back of its head. The cat can feel it but not see it & have been known to walk in circles for hours trying to find & kill whatever is attacking it. Like this

Musical instrument

I had a dream once. I hundreds of balloons, and I flew/floated over the Atlantic Ocean, back to Europe, where I lived as a child. It took forever, and there was a bad storm along the way. But I made it.
I find it interesting that my mind used hundreds of balloons, when I was fully aware of hot air balloons. This dream was only a few years ago…

Sling shot targets

@MrGrimm888 Sounds like the old guy of the pixar movie UP.

Two uses: Fill the balloon with helium and use it to pull an answer out of @MrGrimm888 OR

Fill the balloon with helium as a temporary cure for ED.

It’s amazing how I remember dream. Like it actually happened.