What could you wear on your head that would make people stop what they are doing and stare in awe and amazement?

A two foot clone of yourself.

A frankensteinian meat dragon made from orphan meat.

A naked dwarf performing felatio on a ripe banana.

A chicken

The Papal crown.

Hats do nothing for my looks; so, shaving my head is probably the ONLY way to achieve the reaction you described!!!

A mini fridge.
When you open the door, I am eating the sandwich of your dreams.
that’s all I’ve got

@rebbel A mini me is a safe bet.
@ragingloli Hopefully it is not too hot out when wearing your meatcake
@ucme that just might get the attention of the Gendarmerie
@janbb a penguin crossing the road with a chicken on its head will be a head turner
@zenvelo You will part the crowds with ease with that on your head
@LadyMarissa A shiny pate will always attract attention
@lucillelucillelucille Will you share that ham sandwich?

@Vignette -No, for it is awesome & amazing. No share for you!

Another head.

((slams @lucillelucillelucille‘s door shut))

@seawulf575 You will fit right in with the drunk crowd.

@Vignette -pbbbt!

A mirror, as lots of people are enamored of themselves..lol.

I want a top hat, correction, I need one in my life.
A shiny one with a satin band holding a shocking pink flamingo feather.

@ucme Like Elton John?

@Inspired_2write No, more of a dandy highwayman in days of yor, be the ladies he’d be attempting to woo.

@ucme It worked on me

@lucillelucillelucille Haha, yeah but you always were an easy gal :D

@ucme Slap!! ;)

< this. If it were a hat, but it is a picture on my shirt.
At first glance people might not get it.