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(NSFW) How would you describe your air biscuits?

Asked by mazingerz88 (24915points) 2 months ago

Your farts. How bad are they? Do they vary in intensity? Sound? Do they knock out your friends, kids and pets? Please describe as graphically as possible.

Plus, any epic tales about yours or other people’s farts are welcome.

From the internet here are other terms for it—-

anal acoustics – Arkansas barking spider – ass blast – bake – bake brownies – Barking Spider – beef – beer fart – bottom burp – break wind – bust ass – butt trumpet – California barking spider – crop dust – cupcake – cut a melon – cut a muffin – cut the cheese – Dutch Oven

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marinelife's avatar

To quote P.G. Wodehouse “Like a sheep with a secret sorrow.”

ARE_you_kidding_me's avatar

Lets just say…. you will socially distance yourself from me in a real hurry.

RabidWolf's avatar

Mine have been so rank my dogs left the room. The cat jumped out of my lap and ran.

mazingerz88's avatar

True story. I farted so loud one night it activated Siri. She then said, “What was that?”

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