What would be a really terrible pick-up line?

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get two small rubber balls, and play with them when you start talking to the girl and ask her if she would like to play with your balls.

Hey, I’ve recovered from Covid-19. That means I have antibodies in my sperm.
Wanna get innoculated?

Archie Andrews married Veronica for the money. He should have married Betty. Don’t you think? Would you marry someone for money or love? I sure hope that it is for love because I’m all tapped out.
Speaking of being tapped out can you buy me a virgin screwdriver? I don’t drink, and I am broke.

Well…..they all are.

I will share some I have experienced.

Him – I never should have left you. It was the biggest mistake I ever made.
Me – your wife looks bored and lonely over there. Maybe you should dance with her.

You should try going out with older guys. (Actually, pretty much any man who starts with “you should” has already offended me.)

You remind me of someone I know/knew.

You look like you would be really great in bed.

Usually I don’t go for women like you.

That guy you’re with is a loser.

If you ever split up with your husband, would you go out with me?

Apparently I was much better at bad pick up lines when I was young and single. Now that I’m married, I haven’t thought of one.

“Does this napking smell funny to you?”

The one that offended me the most was IF I told you you have a beautiful body would you hold it against me??? That was an immediate NOT interested!!!

@RedDeerGuy1 haha, that’s pretty bad and funny. Since you added the honest humor, I’d have bought you a drink just because you made me laugh!

My all time favorite WORST pick up line was to me from a country guy here one year after graduation. “You have nice childbearing hips. Want to go for a ride?” Eww.

“Where have I been all your life?”

When I was in my early 40’s the women that I worked with cajoled me into going to the local bar where a band was playing. Surrounded by younger people and feeling out of place dithering whether to leave or not a young man came up to me and stated:
“You don’t belong here”.

I suppose he was trying to separate me from the herd?

I thought a bit after he walked away from me and then his friend asked me what I thought about what his friend said to me?

I figured it was a game plan that these idiots came up with in order to snag a women…so I told him to tell his friend Thank You , because he is right I don’t belong in a crowd of “boys”.
While he went to tell his friend I called a cab and was out the door waiting for it when these idiots came to me and ‘still” playing “catch me if you want me” ?

I don’t think that they believed that I had actually called a cab? I had called a cab because I didn’t want this gang of “boys” following me home.

Cab came, I go in and the one “boy” who started all this was chasing after the cab, knowing that he said a hurtful think to a total stranger and it backfired on him.

Cab driver asked me if I wanted to stop as he saw the “boy” chasing the cab, I told him “Definitely NOT!

( I explained to the cab driver what had occurred and the fears that it brought up of an ex who was violent and hunting me down at that time in my life.)

Those “boys” didn’t realize what damage that they did that day..I was scared for a few weeks after that.
Apparently they had read a book ,I think titled : The Black Book of Pickup Lines…Or The little Black Book of Pick up lines?

I found it years later and that was one of the lines used in that book of which every male of the younger generation was reading it like it was the assurance and be all of time?

There mistake WAS USING A PICK UP LINE!

Congratulations! You’re the best I can do tonight!

Hey, wanna hook up? My herpes are totally in remission!

Hi, yeah err, I looked at you & kinda grew a boner <neanderthal laugh>
It’s like hey, it pointed you out for me.
Whaddya think, wanna make it go away?

@ucme
OH my God! I hope he got slapped in the face for that one?

I actually had a guy say “Your body was just made for sex!” Then became confused when I rejected his continuing advances. Did I not know a compliment when I hear one?

@LadyMarissa…you know that was a song, right?

@Dutchess_lll it’s also an old Monty Python joke, and may go earlier.

Dr. Hook

Bellamy Brothers

Dolly Parton

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Island remix

@Dutchess_lll YES, well aware!!! I loved the Bellamy Brothers song but found it insulting as a pick up line. It also showed me that the jerk didn’t have an individual thought in that pea brain he carried around with him. Being a song didn’t make it any more relevant!!!

Saying something insulting or intimidating or threatening to the woman was not the intent of the question, if you read the details.

Looking desperate or trying to make a girl feel sorry for you, or saying something about yourself that makes you look like an absolute looser, might be,

My brother usually gets all the best girls, but he’s not here tonight.
(Best reply – That’s why none of the best girls are here.)

Wanna play Twister?

There’s a bar down the street having a wet t-shirt contest.

My friend over there bet me I couldn’t get your panties.

Can I have a bite of that?

When I was 18 I worked at a movie theater. One of the ushers would ask girls “want to fuck after the show?” I thought he was nuts and would probably get fired for asking customers this. But none of the women ever reported him and 1 in 10 would take him up on it.

Ew

@Patty_Melt I’m with you on that, but am still amazed at the reaction from the women. The guy was a pig and yet, none turned him in and some went with him.

Just guessing, the usher was locker room bragging and it never happened.
He wasn’t turned in because they couldn’t proove it.

@Dutchess_lll Actually I saw him in the backseat of a car with one of his conquests one evening. He wasn’t shy or subtle about it.