What value are your skills and abilities worth to you? (Possibly NSFW)

I think I have super-billionaire skills.

But the people paying me have adjusted my value to lower middle class.

I think that means I should invest more in my NSFW skills.

That should work, but I’ll need to have sex with my financial advisor to be sure.

And start riding the bus.

Give me a few weeks.

I make an excellent babysitter! I have years of experience as well as education and training.

Whatever somebody else is willing to pay.

Well I may enjoy good sex but I’m not sure I consider it a marketable skill. I live by a truck stop or two so I could probably make some bank if I wanted. Haha!

Priceless

Yawn. Can’t be bothered with heavy ideas like that. I’m a slacker, thinking too much gives me a headache. Let’s go have a few brews and shoot some pool, maybe start a fight. I got your back bud. You stress too much. Just don’t tell my Mamma Bear what we were up to. Dammit, bumped into a wall again! Why do those things always jump in front of me? ; )