If you were to write your memoir but it could only contain 6 words, what would it say?

My memoir is very hard work.

This memoir’s just six words long.

I am bored with this question

‘Lived too little, loved too much.’
Or something.

He came, He saw, He conquered ;)

Lived, Loved, Lost, and now gone

Most of it isn’t written here.

Why is my left arm numb?

Oh fuck, I’m out of words!

She gave more than she got. (Or I would hope it would say that.)

Dadaist trying to be a square

Oh my, what a great ride!

He was born, then he died.

So you think you can dance.

You done stole my question!

@boots : thats only five words

I was a damn good person.

Ella amaba profundamente y vivió plenamente.

@Pol_is_aware

Ok. Here’s one with six words.

“Too late to know me now”

Win. Fail. Succeed. Fail….AGAIN! Win.

Big guy ate well, worked hard.

@cprevite Hopefully ate chocolate chip cookies often.

@jsc3791: without a doubt.

For sale: baby shoes, never worn.

This is the shortest book ever.

I lived a life that’s full.

Kicked ass, changed lives, died happy.

It pays off to strive harder

I was rich, goodlooking and modest.

Girls, fast cars, tropical islands.

atypical life thoroughly enjoyed; eternally too!

this my memoir. u love it!

Started sad; became a great Dad.

bart why u little!!!! doh doh

Not possible in only six words. (6)

Nothing about it was ever simple.

@evelyns_pet_zebra: Hemingway, right?

Always the problem or the solution.

@qashqai: abacus fail.

@Jeruba give that girl a cigar; I wondered if anyone would catch the reference.

Thanks! <puff puff>

This is my memoir. It’s hot!

@anoop66 Funny!

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