Could one make a working candle from one's own earwax?

I just threw up in my mouth.

Yes, but it would smell terrible.
Have you ever heard of an ear candle? They used to do this to remove earwax.

Yuck. I hope the answer is ‘No’.

You mean the working man’s candle. Sure.

Ahahahahahahaha

It’s rare that I actually laugh out loud while on the computer but if anyone can do it, it’s you, AC.

But to answer the question, I suppose it’s possible if you’ve found a way to live as long as Methuselah in order to accumulate enough for one the size of a tealight.

Bored much?

That would HURT.

ewwwwwwwwwwwww

I think it’d be too goopy. And also… I’m gonna repeat @trailsillustrated‘s ewwwwwwwww

I’ll try it and let you know.

Also, it wouldn’t taste very good.

@jfos I don’t have any idea why you’d eat a candle made of earwax…...but I most definitely agree with you!

Well, if you can settle for428 months of harvesting, and three seconds of burning….sure. Why not? (sayeth the wife of the financially illiterate Eskimo husband!)

I think you’d have to use snot as a bonding agent. Perhaps you could also fashion a wick from nose hairs.

Why not? and use the ear hair as the wick
Shrek did it.

Lurve for the Shrek reference.

I love love love the Shrek movies. Pure genius from Mike Myers and all involved !

loll..very creative question! But, having said that, have no idea my friend! And, will not be trying to prove or disprove the question. They are very cheap at Walmart!