How long until we have to fly naked?

Haha that gave me a great mental image.

Until the world ends. Mayhaps two more years. ~

Would pretty much cut out my flying grumble, looking into ships

They will have to come up with some sort of super duper body scan. The whole security thing is annoying and time consuming but what is the alternative???

That gave me a horrible mental image.

Well, if people would just stop bringing their damn bombs and shit on planes…

But that probably ain’t never gonna happen.

The terrorists are probably already researching explosive breast implants.

It’s only a matter of time before they start chloroforming us pre-flight.

Aw man! Can’t we get a fig leaf at least?

NOOOOOOOO!!!!
Unless I’m sitting next to Matt Bomer. Then it’s all yes, yes, yes.

@Allie You can sit next to me… I don’t need the whole fig leaf (sob) I can share.

@Tomfafa Haha, ok. I’ll have to find a way to smuggle on a sheet for a makeshift toga to use for myself. I’m so not comfortable naked… unless I’m drunk.

Will the flights still serve alcohol? They should give us free drinks if this ever happens.

@Allie – I clicked on the link thinking I was going to see a picture of a gorgeous naked hunk. He is pretty cute but it was still a let down, heheheh.

@rooeytoo Uhh, here you go. I wouldn’t mind sitting next to him either.

@Allie What are you trying to hide!? No toga! No sheets! No blankets! No pillows… no bathroom… we should take a bus.
@rooeytoo That guy let you down? Maybe the name… matt boner is a little aggressive! Try a tom…

@Allie Eye candy is always welcome.

@Allie A little quick with those pics eh?

@Tomfafa Hahaha, what are you implying? That I have pictures of handsome men open in various tabs on my laptop. Is that what you’re implying? If so, you’d be kind of correct.

I’ve got an underwear shot…. smaller tits… bigger forearms… nipple piercing… large tattoo… when you are 26, I’ll send it to you.

I’m Bruce Campbell and I support nudity in planes

Fly naked: It’ll put color in your cheeks.

@Mike_Hunt Maybe the necranomicon has a spell to make clothes disappear…

Deadites? On my plane?!

@Haleth A good paddle and I’ll put color on YOUR cheeks!

@Mike_Hunt I laughed out loud when I read the name “Mike Hunt.”

Would’ve made Snakes On A Plane… Not that different.

Doesn’t sound too bad to me.

some window pane acid will help you on that trip

@Allie
Now that one’s as old as the hills

I’ve been flying nude for years.
Weirdos.

feels good man

@Tomfafa D:

James Bond had some famous double entendres
Plenty O’Toole from Diamonds Are Forever
Pussy Galore from Goldfinger
and of course Austin Power’s famous
Alotta Fagina

@Allie – wow, thanks, that one is much better, no let down there!!! Do you know what seat he is in, I want to book the one beside him!

Typical women. Already thinking about taking advantage of this new hypothetical nude flying system for their own personal desires!
You’ll notice that aside from Bruce Campbell over there, no male made such sinister remarks.

I will refuse to take off my kilt, being a good Scotsman

They’re going to have to double up on the barf bags and the booze. Will first class still be assigned by the price you paid for your ticket? Guess it won’t matter to me anyway, I have a coach rear end.

Maybe we will have to wear “Snuggie’s”! They don’t hide much if you are already naked.

@Sandydog
Q:What’s worn under a Scotsman’s kilt?
A: Nothing. Everything works just fine.

I laugh when I see the title of this question in my inbox and check to see if anyone else has meanwhile been inspired to say something funny. Really great question @tyrantxseries

The seatbelt concerns me..