Where can I buy those horrible Twilight panties?

I bet Hot topic has them

I’m going to have to GQ this for “I just want some Edward panties.” Good luck, ma’am. Your boyfriend is going to flip his &%$*.

@sliceswiththings – Sorry but it seems they wont be made for sale:

I found this info…............
“If you read the article about this, you’ll find that these pattison panties are a joke. i’m pretty sure they’re a one-off and are not being mass produced or sold. they were handmade by an incredibly proficient seamstress.”

Now, if they made a decent Pammy Jock Strap – I’d buy it! (If I could find a big enuff one)

Cafepress will make just about anything if you upload a pic. They also seem to have a wide range of these. Enjoy?

A commenter on that site links back to the original story where it is explained to be a joke, but because of the popularity might become reality soon.

Um, we REALLY didn’t anticipate the amount of attention that these undies would garner… They have been ALL over the world at this point (well, the pictures have the real deal will remain tucked away with our Twi merch stash!) and the furor shows no sign of dying down any time soon. So we just wanted to say…Robert Pattinson, we are really REALLY sorry that you might actually see these one day soon. Please don’t hate us! source

Buy an Edward shirt, then cut his face and paste it on your underwear.

Hmm it seems that I’ll have to get crafty. It’ll be so worth it to see my twilight-despising boyfriend’s face:) Thank you all for looking them up!

@shilolo Those might have to do:)

@gggritso Thanks:)

@sliceswiththings Look up “The Vamp” dildo. Make sure to read the descriptions. :D

If you don’t want sex with your boyfriend again, just tell him.

@ratboy Haha alternatively this will get panties off even faster:)

@avvooooooo Look up the vampire fleshlight. So much worse.

…or better