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What would be the opening & closing lines in your autobiography?

Asked by ucme (46209points) June 24th, 2010

Yeah something pertinent with enough intrigue to draw the reader into the story of your life so far.Then an appropriate way to close leaving the reader satisfied but wanting more.Of course any such book may go unwritten or at least unpublished, but at least you tried god damnit,at least you tried.Humour as always is welcomed & encouraged.

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dpworkin's avatar

It was the best of times, it was the worst of times…

… yes, yes, I said yes, I mean yes.

ZEPHYRA's avatar

“Something is rotten in the state of the universe(not Denmark)......”
“Nothing can direct it.”

“And only God knows what will come up next…...”

janbb's avatar

(Joycensian – interesting.)

“Little did she know how large chickens would loom in her life.”

“And the feathers were everywhere.”

rebbel's avatar

“It was chilly, when Ma rebbel went to the hospital, that saturday morning in June.”
..............
“It was chilly, in the morgue.”

AmWiser's avatar

“Oh no she didn’t….”

“Oh YES she did”

eden2eve's avatar

“It was a dark and stormy night….”

”.... and just then the sun came up, it was a beautiful day!”

shego's avatar

Born on a beautiful spring day in April….
She accomplished everything yet nothing she planned….

aprilsimnel's avatar

It’s the only bit of Buffalo I remember, though I wasn’t old enough to know where I was…

…and I’ve finally learned to be grateful for everything.

gailcalled's avatar

Happy families are all alike; each unhappy family is unhappy in its own way.

So we beat on, boats against the current, borne back ceaselessly into the past.

Sueanne_Tremendous's avatar

I never knew it was a closet. All I knew growing up was that I was locked behind a door that had a key I couldn’t reach.

Yes, the key was always within my reach.

mattbrowne's avatar

I love new ideas.
In the end one of my ideas made a difference.

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