(NSFW) For what same-sex celebrity would you give it up if you had the chance?
What same-sex celebrity exudes such unutterable sexual appeal that, even though you don’t otherwise swing that way, you’d cheerfully shove your ankles behind your ears for her/him? (If you’re homosexual, the opposite applies; what opposite-sex bohunk or sex kitten would entice you to fly straight for a night? If you’re bi- or pansexual… isn’t there a goat or a table leg or something in need of humping?)
Provide link to a photo if you can, and explain what you find sexy about her or him.
[In answer to my own question: I’m asexual, so I don’t feel sexual attraction to anyone at all, but if I had to choose, I think Cap’n Lou Albano was breathtakingly sexy. He is the epitome of machismo and manliness.]
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I don’t know, I swing all ways. And I think everyone will agree with me on Monica here.
I agree that Monica is gorgeous, but Julie Dreyfus does it for me. Yum. I want to hump kiss her face.
She played Sofie Fatale in Kill Bill, which is good enough for me. XD
I can’t play this game. I like sex with men and women.
@Vunessuh Yeah, she’s beautiful – they share similar features.
They are not gay, but I would ‘go gay’ for Morris Chestnut and Brad Pitt.
If you’re bi- or pansexual… isn’t there a goat or a table leg or something in need of humping?
I hope you didn’t think that was a realistic portrait of what being bisexual and pansexual is. If it’s joke, I apologize, just checking… :\
Anyway, I’d go straight for Taryn Southern. She’s just really cute, love the eyes and the face and she has a beautiful voice. :)
@DominicX
Wow, she does have doe’s eyes, doesn’t she? Beautiful girl.
Tamsin Greig, who played Fran on Black Books. She’s rather androgynous looking, to be sure.
If I were not boringly straight and monogamous I would be delighted to explore gorgeous Monica and would devour Taryn.
I can see what makes certain men very attractive but not one man on earth would make me even slightly interest in them sexually.
Sorry I am wildly enthusiastic about sex with women, but have not even any curiosity about men.
What’s pansexual?
Anyways I didn’t even have to think of this answer. I would totally love to be owned (Or own.) Béatrice Dalle the French actress. She’s got freaky teeth just like me, so it turns me on. She also always plays fucked up roles, like a murdrer or a cannibal, so I just can’t say no.
@Symbeline Someone who feels they can be attracted to anyone, regardless of their sex or gender (this is a separate identity from bisexual because some pansexual people fall in love with/have sex with people outside the gender/sex binary as well).
Salma Hayek or Janet Reno…it’s so hard to pick.
This game doesn’t work for me, either. But I can say that I know several decidedly heterosexual men who say they’d do it with Brad Pitt. He seems to have some mystical pull for straight men.
Sorry, I really can’t think of any women I’d do it with.
I find Scarlett Johansson to be just breathtaking…gorgeous plus amazing body. I think Katy Perry is beautiful as well, she has fantastic boobs, and I like the black hair/blue eyes.
I have a weak spot for Taylor Swift. I adore her hair, and something about her face is very alluring to me. Plump lips, cute nose, porcelain skin, elegant frame.
@jjmah I am with you on that. Sheesh. Yum.
That’s a tough one. I am not available, not even for someone like @Simone_De_Beauvoir‘s Monica. But if I were available, I guess this is my answer.
Back when David Bowie was going through his epicene phase, he would have done. And if I wanted to play the feminine roll any well endowed hunk that for some strange reason found me truly attractive could have me.
Oh man, definitely Audrey Tautou
She just has this classic beauty to her I LOVE and the foreign accent. (I’m a sucker for accents). Especially if her personality is anything like her many movie characters.
I’m not sure this counts: Lady Gaga—one day he/she sports a dick, and the next a camel toe.
Seabiscuit. Ride that sucker all day long.
I’d just like to note that thus far we’ve seen answers from (as near as I can tell) 15 straight women, 4 or 5 queer men, women, and others, and just 3 straight men (two of whom appear to be joking). Are all you lurking dudes chickenshit? Afraid to look like poofters in public? Worried that people might think you crave a side order of sausage with your clams?
(PS: Yes, I was poking a little fun at bi-/pansexuals in my question. I didn’t mean it, and I apologize to anyone who was offended.)
Not my bag! only one gal for dis guy!
Vern Troyer or Danny DiVito….if it ever came to THAT, size would matter! :O
@ChazMaz I didn’t know you identified as a female
I do luv those agenda based comments. It’s just a question, (hypothetical at that) with no life changing or prophetic answer.
@Simone_De_Beauvoir I don’t, but since “she”” identifies” as a “man”, it is as good a choice as any. My opinion, having just as much a right to it as you do. ;-)
@Facade – Its called humor. As others have shown, previous to my answer.
I will add you ladies to the list of people that need to approve my answers before posting. :-)
I believe Ellen identifies as a lesbian woman, not a man.
“I believe Ellen identifies as a lesbian woman, not a man.”
That’s right.
See, over thinking a hypothetical question. Why don’t we discuss why the choices of men that have been chosen would approve of such a hook-up?
Chaz, I’m just making a comment as to whether Ellen identifies as a man or lady.
Carry on…
@ChazMaz I will always gladly push the agenda of facts over incorrect assumptions.
@Simone_De_Beauvoir – Yes, that works great with hypothetical discussion. ;-)
@Facade – Don’t worry you are on my list. I will make sure my answers and questions agree with how you think and feel. :-)
umm….must be something in the air this week or a full moon! I feel your love baby!
@ChazMaz just let the “Blue Cat Ramble And The Good Times Roll” my friend with anyone you so desire on a hypothetical question! should not be any sweat off “nuttin!”
“I’d just like to note that thus far we’ve seen answers from (as near as I can tell) 15 straight women, 4 or 5 queer men, women, and others, and just 3 straight men (two of whom appear to be joking). Are all you lurking dudes chickenshit? Afraid to look like poofters in public? Worried that people might think you crave a side order of sausage with your clams?”
@SmashTheState That’s exactly what I was thinking too. Thanks for pointing it out. I don’t know why these guys are so afraid of even the thought of getting it on with another man. Sad, really. And kind of offensive to gay men.
@HTDC I missed you being on fluther!
Aw you did? Haha, I’ve been lurking around, but it’s good to be here when I am. :)
I simply could not think of a famous, attractive gay man, that’s why I picked an attractive straight guy.
Edit: I don’t know why I thought the question was asking for a gay person of the same sex. Nevermind lol.
@Blackberry Oh no, I don’t think the comment had anything to do with whether or not the man a man would choose is gay or not – just that men don’t offer answers as often to these questions.
Some rather macho friends and I had a similar game, except I worded it “If you had to have sex with someone who would it be”. A buddy gave a classic answer: “Brad Pitt” – everyone in the car went “Eeeeeewwww – you’re gay”.
He thought about it for a sec and calmly said: “Nahhh, that way I could tell everyone ’Yeah – I fucked him.’”
Classic!
My answer was Mike Tyson.
However, in all honesty, I think the best looking guy, by far, who I’ve ever seen is Rob Lowe. I saw him in person and it was just startling, his symmetry and raw room conquering stride and presence.
I wouldn’t mind having my unborn daughter marry a Ryan Reynolds.
Well, I swing both ways anyway, and there’s quite a few men on my “celebrity shag list”. Hugh Jackman, Karl Urban and Viggo Mortensen are usually up near the top.
@ChazMaz – “but since “she”” identifies” as a “man”,”
Um. No. I know that we’ve already cleared up the fact that Ellen Degeneres identifies as a woman, but a person who identifies as a man is a he not a she. Regardless of what’s between his legs.
@downtide on a straight note, i really approve of your man choices.
Well, I am bisexual anyways so this is not a big stretch of the imagination for me. Unfortunately, I pay little to no attention to celebrities so I am not going to be able to list anyone (but one) who is new.
Errr… Peter Steele (if he was still alive), Sam Elliott (back in the 1980’s to 90’s), Sean Connery (his height, to me, was the 1990’s… think “The Rock”).
There are a couple of Flamenco dancers I would do but I doubt anyone would know of them.
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