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What's the weirdest/funniest Google search suggestion you can find by only starting out with two words?

Asked by erichw1504 (26398points) September 10th, 2010

Here’s a fun thing to do:

1. Go to www.google.com
2. Type in two common words that begin a sentence
3. Find the weirdest, funniest, or most interesting suggestion that Google gives you

It’s ok to use three or four if you have to… as long as they’re interesting!
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erichw1504's avatar

Where can… I find Chuck Norris

DrasticDreamer's avatar

Technically this is three words, but… “Is it wrong” leads to, at the very top of their suggestion list, “Is it wrong… to sleep with your brother?”

erichw1504's avatar

You are… a pirate!

Vunessuh's avatar

If you type in why won’t my p, the first search suggestion is why won’t my parakeet eat my diarrhea.
Um, ew. XD

erichw1504's avatar

@Vunessuh Haha! Nice find.

erichw1504's avatar

Google is… skynet!!! :O

iammia's avatar

Can We…..pretend that airplanes

Doesn’t even make sense!

erichw1504's avatar

@iammia It’s from a song that’s currently on the radio.

harple's avatar

who would…pay for the vaccination of badgers

Edit – sorry, I was on .co.uk – that ok?

erichw1504's avatar

@harple Now that is interesting.

SamIAm's avatar

Why can’t I… Own a Canadian
hahhaa

Plucky's avatar

…..“why is ..a raven like a writing desk”

Hawaii_Jake's avatar

I typed in “I am” and “horses” came up in the top 4.

chyna's avatar

Who thinks…Milley Cyrus is hot? Ugh.

Plucky's avatar

Never try…to teach a pig to sing.
His big…white self.
Don’t believe ..the double-dippers.

Lol there’s so many ..this is fun :P

Plucky's avatar

Lol Miley Cyrus…. eew.

erichw1504's avatar

This is… why you’re fat

erichw1504's avatar

My large… intestine hurts. WTF? How would you know if your large intestine is hurting?

Plucky's avatar

lol But mom….it’s shark week.

iammia's avatar

Should women…..shave pubic area…Hm!

iammia's avatar

ahahaha Should men…...wear thongs…Um NO!

janedelila's avatar

“Why does m…” Why does my dog smell like fish? Uh…someone asked that?

AmWiser's avatar

Take a….Load off Annie
Teach me…how to dougie

aprilsimnel's avatar

My mom… doesn’t have papers. Oops.

rebbel's avatar

The biggest….loser.

Plucky's avatar

Someone is…wrong on the internet.

Never!

ChocolateReigns's avatar

Apple worm…Bank. Sounds like you’ll get the feeling of biting into an apple and finding half a worm if you try that bank.

I tried a lot more, but I couldn’t find anything funnier.

Is it just me, or is Google different?

MissAnthrope's avatar

Mr. T ki…. lled Tupac

harple's avatar

@ChocolateReigns… it’s not just you

America should… invade Canada (hey, not my words!)

shpadoinkle_sue's avatar

Simon says…stamp.
Aliens love beef jerky
Duck fart

Arp's avatar

How is… babby formed

Old, but classic ^_^

SamIAm's avatar

but dad I’m Jesus Christ

aprilsimnel's avatar

You are… likely to be eaten by a grue

Sorry.

shpadoinkle_sue's avatar

Well she’s…married to the muffin man.

crazyivan's avatar

Things named… after Stephen Colbert

anartist's avatar

@PluckyDog well they are selling smelly bras. You never would have guessed that your words would lead to a product. Try typing “tantra chair”

Whitsoxdude's avatar

How smelly…. are ferrets
My grandpa…. is a vampire

janedelila's avatar

My child…is a monkey. Funny, my child is isn’t a monkey.

Jeruba's avatar

Stop trying . . . to make fetch happen

anartist's avatar

shovel held
Search Results 1. MURDER SUSPECT ALLEGEDLY WOKE MOTHER FOR SHOVEL

zen_'s avatar

Typed: Oy vey and got this “Oy vey not even wrong.”

Whitsoxdude's avatar

What color.. is blood
Brains are.. quite rich in cholesterol
Why the.. f do you have a kid
Why books.. should be banned

shpadoinkle_sue's avatar

Money make…me handsome
Freeze you…diseased rhinoceros pizzle

anartist's avatar

@shpadoinkle_sue I just tried “freeze you” and didn’t see “diseased rhinoceros pizzle “anywhere on the search page. What do you make of that?

anartist's avatar

my baloney has a first name
Knee Hating Gods Finally Strike

Whitsoxdude's avatar

@anartist Put a space after freeze you.

Arp's avatar

@Whitsoxdude Brains are quite rich in cholesterol :)

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