What is the next thing you usually say first thing in the morning after "good morning"?

“Good morning, need to potty?” Talking to my dog.

Another day another dollar! Should be pound really, but doesn’t roll off the tongue quite as well :¬)

Good morning, need to potty? talking to my 5 year old

After I say “good morning” to my tired self every morning at around 5:00 am I look at my father on Facebook and I say to myself “My father has no life….sigh” then I take a nice long shower. That’s on weekdays. On weekends I don’t even wake up in the morning!

Any one of these 3
I gotta go to the bathfroom
Oooh! I’m hungry
What day is this

Get out of my way I need to potty! Talking to myself

I’m the first one up and I talk to no one…and no one had better talk to me…hahahahaha. I’m not a morning person. Stir clear and stay out of my way in the morning. I get ready in silence…..and I leave in silence…..the first words I here as I go out the front door might be from my youngest daughter…“Have a nice day!” and I will say back “you too.” I don’t talk again till I get to work.

“oh, hi” as the sitter walks in so I can leave for work. then “small coffee with room” after I have walked to the train and ridden into the city.

Hello… Are you going to make tea? To my Hubby, and occasionally AAAAAAggghhhhhhhhhhyoulittlebastard, to the cat, who has taken to jumping us both awake.

“How are the futures?”

You assume the first words out of my mouth are “Good Morning” and not “grrrrr” or “I’m going to kill you” (slurred, of course…)

At that time, I’m incapable of barely walking, let alone actually say anything.

“Asshole!”

@ratboy aimed at who?

I don’t think there is a usual thing I say at all, not even a good morning. I’m usually alone in the house when I get up.

@ZEPHYRA, I’m looking in the mirror.

What’s a “good morning”?

I usually say, “Is there any coffee? No? Will you make a pot?” to my boyfriend, who is usually up hours before me. (And has drunk all the coffee…)