They say that money talks, all I hear it saying is "goodbye." What does money say to you?

spend me, save me, put me in a bank

“You know you want me…”

@iamthemob Ahh. Quite clever indeed.

Single dollar bill in my wallet, “I’m lonely”. That’s how it usually goes…

BREED ME

Do I make ya horny baby….do I? Yeah baby yeah! XD

My money is rather mute. But then, for the most part, it has no corporeality. Perhaps it’s better that way. Or maybe my money is talking and I’m just not aware of it. We have enough to be comfortable. Maybe even enough to retire on. But I doubt if we will stop working, ever. My wife is a work junkie, and I wouldn’t feel right hanging around doing fun stuff while she works. Perhaps I should give up that idea.

@erichw1504 Too bad so sad.
@Fiddle_Playing_Creole_Bastard Quite witty
@ucme WTF. LOL Loved your answer!

I have a very love/hate relationship with money, so my money says “Haha, you need me” and sticks its tongue at me. :(

@Self_Consuming_Cannibal Yeah cash can be a cruel seductive mistress XD

@ucme LOL. Let’s just hope my wife doesn’t find out about my affair with the dead presidents and of course Ben Franklin. LOL

@Self_Consuming_Cannibal if your money is in pesos, does it say “Adios”?

“Polo!” to my “Marco?”

@iamthemob LOL. Either that or “Yo queiro Taco Bell.”

@perg Oh well you tried.

You know you want to spend me, but yet you save me and put me in your wallet. I’m dying to get out of here and into a cash register. You see that Nook? I know you want it. Why don’t you use me? I’m begging you to use me baby.

@Self_Consuming_Cannibal – I think it says “Tu quieres Taco Bell.” ;-)

@perg – ya money’s wet.

@iamthemob I have been laundering it.

@iamthemob Sorry my espanol is a bit rusty.

I shall give you power, unlimited power!!!!

@Aesthetic_Mess That’s about right.

@ducky_dnl Yes! Now that’s using the old noggin.

@Self_Consuming_Cannibal Yeah, I’m sort of a miser.

@Aesthetic_Mess And just what is a miser?

@Self_Consuming_Cannibal A person who doesn’t really like to spend money.

@Aesthetic_Mess aka my dad. lol

Psst! What are you wearing right now??

“I need to shower.”

@erichw1504 That answer makes absolutely no sense and I love it. Here’s some lurve.

@lucillelucillelucille That’s what your money is saying? lol I guess Washington and Lincoln are sicker than we thought

“Dear Blue, By the time you read this, I’ll be gone. I’m sorry because I know you thought you could be happy with me but I’m just not ready for a monogamous relationship. I must have freedom. I wish you all the best. ~money”

and the worst part… it left me for that Citibank slut!

@Self_Consuming_Cannibal Dirty money?

@Aesthetic_Mess-See @erichw1504 ‘s answer :)

@erichw1504 Wow that really just went right over my head, but now I get it. Thanks. Here’s some more lurve for explaining.

“SAVE ME!!!!” Not very good at that sadly.

@Cruiser Me neither. Thanks for you input. +lurve.

Feel me.

I am dirty.

@noelleptc & @erichw1504 Am I sensing a little sexual tension here? LOL

@Simone_De_Beauvoir Are you talking about yourself or what your money says to you? LOL. +lurve.

@Self_Consuming_Cannibal Just a little ;)

@Self_Consuming_Cannibal Always both, always.

@erichw1504 Well go with it then!

@Simone_De_Beauvoir Awesome.

@noelleptc Well then your money’s cool with me. Can I borrow some? LOL

@noelleptc Especially that Abe Lincoln guy.

“Do I have to sit next to this 10 year old condom?”

@erichw1504 Hey now, it’s only 9½ years old! LOL

“So, who’s this girl’s number? Is she hot?”

@noelleptc Thanks. SCC rubs his dirty, grubby hands together like a fly sitting over a meal and thinks, “hmmm, what can I buy today?”

@erichw1504 What are you talking about?

“What does money say to you?”

It says.

@noelleptc Well I guess that will have to do. I will think of you as I’m eating while using the last of your money. Mwhahaha!

@Self_Consuming_Cannibal The napkin with a random girl’s number on it that you stuck in your wallet.

@erichw1504 I don’t know because the condom leaked and soaked the number until it was unreadable.

@noelleptc as long as it’s spermicidal lube, the money should be happy it’s being safe.

It’s always a pleasure when you cum into a little money I find :¬)

@ucme BRAVO

I’ll stick around if you treat me right.

@iamthemob Don’t ask for an encore just yet, give a fella a chance to recover eh? XD

@ucme – weak…a real man can pull through.

@Blackberry That’s what she said.

@iamthemob but i’ve had a few beers & now i’m all upset &.....well, droopy! :¬)

@erichw1504 Lol.

It mocks me. So, Bill. I see you’ve finally paid off the credit card, and there’s $1,200 in the checking account… Feeling good about that? HA! Time for the furnace to need replacing! What? Don’t have the $8,500 they say it’s going to cost? Don’t have friends that can cut you a deal? TOO BAD! Deal with it.

“Twenty bucks? You could buy [mental tallies] a hundred of these nifty gadgets before running out of money! Go for it!”

@iamthemob I have pesos. All I hear is this.