How about if you were given $500 to spend in 100 minutes, but it could only be used for items relating to sins of the flesh or other pleasure related uses?

Easy: Alex and I would get an hour long massage and spend the rest of the money on a hotel and paying off my mother to watch the kids.

I would go get the tattoo I want on my left arm. Its gonna cost me about $300. The rest would go to the sex swing I want in my house. They are so fun.

Since you mentioned “sins of the flesh,” I’ll get to the point: I want fleshlights and vibrators and an ex-marine to pay to do anything I ask.

$100 on books (the same $100 I spent in this question, I guess). $200 on a bottle of a good 25-year-old single malt Speyside Scotch. The rest on a decent mp3 player, because I don’t actually own one.

I need a new tv. I want the one that hangs on the wall, I think.

Jim Beam, Maker’s Mark, good Absinthe, and all the Killian’s Irish Red I can get to make up the remainder.

An overnight at one of our favorite hotels… with room service.

Slot machines.

I would use it toward getting a bottle at my favorite night club. Hopefully I could swindle the whole thing for just 1 bottle for $500 =D

I’d spend it on the tattoos I’ve been wanting but haven’t been able to afford. I have 3 in mind; $500 might cover it.

Definitely blow it all on fishnets….nice ones too. WOOF! ;)

No hard goods – does that include an outrageously expensive bottle of sipping tequila? High quality perfume? Sexy underwear?

A meal out in the city I live would easily burn 500USD. So, I choose that. It would also cover a babysitter and transport. 500USD is not very much where I live.

Sexy lingerie, margarita’s, lottery tickets.

One of these and one of these and the rest would go to liquor, ice cream and lube.

@hawaii_jake: Why an ex-marine? DADT has been repealed. Get yourself a strapping young current Marine!

@KatawaGrey, holy shit, that love machine thing is awesome.

i like big buds i can not lie…..

Sushi and saki till it came out of my ears.