Would you loan Lindsay Lohan your car?
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February 10th, 2011
Saturday morning, the doorbell rings. It’s Lindsay Lohan.
She explains that her car broke down near here on her way to meet a writer who has a movie that she’s read and wants to make. (If you can come up with a more sympathetic premise, use it!)
Near tears, she says she’s sure this is the only chance she’ll have to land the part. She’s desperate to put all the crap behind her and get her career revived. She’s convinced this is THE script.
She asks if she can borrow your car. She’ll bring it straight back after the meeting; she says she’ll make it up to you.
What do you say?
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I say let me drive you and hang around, drive you home. What an opportunity!
Dude, I wouldn’t let the Pope drive my car.
Lindsay Lohan? Puh-leeze!
She could rent it for a reasonable fee.
She would have to live up to my bumper sticker. ’@$$, gas, or grass – Nobody Rides Free’
I’m with @faye. I would not believe that story coming from her mouth. But I would drive her where she is going, or, actually, drive her to an AA meeting.
“Lindsay, here’s the reality of it all. You’re mostly a lost cause at this point in your life and you can’t even buy yourself into a movie role or audition let alone drive yourself to one. What you need to do is spend some more time with your degenerate role models Britney Spears and Paris Hilton and discover that you’re pretty much a nobody. Just get a good laugh from the fact that when all 3 of you put your heads together, you draw a collective IQ of about 23. Bye bye stardom, hello mediocrity. And no, you can’t borrow my car but thanks for asking.”
Theoretically? Hell no. You can’t trust that girl as far as you can push her. That’s how addiction works.
Really? If Lindsay Lohan knocked on my door, I’d be too stunned to say no.
No. But I’ll gladly drive you over to the Pasadena Recovery Center where Dr. Drew has a starring role tailor-made just for you.
You’ll be on Celebrity Rehab. Isn’t that great ?
Out of courtesy, I would agree to drive her (if I could), but that is as far as I would be willing to go.
Of course I would! When that car gets crashed, as it inevitably will be, the check she writes to keep me quiet will pay for my next three cars.
Not a chance, but i’d ride her arse for a dollar though…..if I was in the mood at that precise moment of course.
lol…People have a better chance of learning to flap their arms and fly than borrowing my car…I doubt I would know/care who Lindsay Lohan was Saturday morning….and I’m sure she wouldn’t get through her story before she met my door…
Not her, nor anybody else.
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