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Are you this Jelly? The Jelly below me______ Part 9!

Asked by AmWiser (14915 points ) February 16th, 2011

The game rules are:

Respond to the question/statement from the poster above.
Ex: I might make the statement:
The Jelly below me drinks 10 cups of coffee daily

The response might be:
False! I hate coffee or,
True!

Then they might state:
The Jelly below me has blond hair.

There are no right or wrong answers, so be as creative as your heart desires.

Thanks to the Mods, we can continue this thread weekly until…. Happily, this is becoming the Never Ending TJBM Game. Hopefully all most Jellies will join in.

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454 Answers

AmWiser's avatar

The Jelly Below Me (TJBM) is looking at the sun shine through the windows and is thinking its time to do some major spring cleaning.

lucillelucillelucille's avatar

Pretty soon…it is still too cold to do windows,but I did watch a beautiful sunrise this morning over the river.Maybe I’ll wait for Vunessuh to visit in July and force her into manual labor! LMAO!
TJBM loves hamsters.

erichw1504's avatar

False.

TJBM eats whole jalapeños for a snack.

poofandmook's avatar

False. I hate spicy things.

TJBM has a club foot.

john65pennington's avatar

The Jelly below me is wanted in three states. This person had dodged apprehension, due to some clever disguises and alias names. Is this you?

poofandmook's avatar

@john65pennington: you didn’t respond to the statement above! ;)

Coloma's avatar

False. My feet are perfectly functional.

TJBM had accidently thrown away a bill

blueiiznh's avatar

Accidently and on purpose too.
TJBM pays all there bills on time

Seelix's avatar

Yup! Early, even.

TJBM finds cat hairs on their freshly-washed clothing, even while on vacation.

Jude's avatar

True! I can’t get rid of the darn stuff!

TJBM could use a nap.

Coloma's avatar

False. Just woke up about 30 minutes ago. Had a great nights sleep, raring to go!

TJBM likes Champagne

poofandmook's avatar

True!

TJBM has a rumbley in their tumbley.

erichw1504's avatar

True. As well as a fumble in their stumble.

TJBM has been in a fight.

Cruiser's avatar

Yes more than once! ;)

TJBM plays the piano!

erichw1504's avatar

False. Can’t play an instrument to save my life.

TJBM is listening to music.

tranquilsea's avatar

False. Listening to a stupid commercial.

TJBM hasn’t been sick in years.

Coloma's avatar

False. I had some killer bug in the middle of the summer last July, but so far nothing this winter, I do get a flu shot.

TJBM is in the mood to throw a party!

poofandmook's avatar

True, planning a housewarming party and having fun throwing together the menu!

TJBM can stand on his/her head.

tranquilsea's avatar

True

TJBM is sick of winter

Mat74UK's avatar

True! Roll on spring.
TJBM is living life at the moment.

AmWiser's avatar

TRUE. I think I’m living at the moment:D
TJBM is an avid reader.

JilltheTooth's avatar

True! So many books, so much Fluther, so little time.

TJBM watched the Westminster dog show.

poofandmook's avatar

False… I won’t have cable until we move in 8 days.

TJBM’s favorite color is purple.

bunnygrl's avatar

ooooooooo true true true!!! I LOVE purple and lilac and lavender and all the shades in between :-)

TJBM loves furbabies and believes they can be more human than humans.

Coloma's avatar

True/false

I love my animals dearly but, I don’t project human traits on them.
They are feeling, sensitive creatures but they are not humans.

TJBM has a planetarium nearby

LuckyGuy's avatar

True. There is one about 30 minutes from here. I like it. The seats are so comfy you feel like napping.

TJBM should be doing something else right now.

Coloma's avatar

False. Nothing I HAVE to do today if I don’t want to.

TJBM likes going to stage plays

Pandora's avatar

True but only musicals.
TJBM lives in a nudist colony.

erichw1504's avatar

False. And I wouldn’t want to either. Unless only size 0 – 5 age 18 – 28 women were allowed.

TJBM has allergies due to the big warm up recently.

Baddreamer27's avatar

False! This jelly doesnt have allergies…

TJBM loves art.

Tropical_Willie's avatar

Yes I do.

TJBM knows that it’s Thursday in Japan.

Coloma's avatar

True.
Infact on this day last year I had just landed in Taiwan. 13 hours over the Pacific ocean…whew!

TJBM likes Sushi

erichw1504's avatar

False. It doesn’t taste that bad, but knowing the fact that it is uncooked food I just can’t do it.

TJBM claims to have mild mysophobia (germophobia).

JilltheTooth's avatar

Nope. Super slob, here.

TJBM has more pens in his/her house that don’t work, than ones that do. I know I do

Coloma's avatar

False. But I do have more socks and pajamas than an army of women could ever use. lol

TJBM is waiting for it to snow ( projection )

lucillelucillelucille's avatar

No,but I wouldn’t mind if it did.We still have alot though-enough to wipe out in.:)
TJBM is elegant on the dance floor.

Pandora's avatar

False wouldn’t know how to keep my hips from moving to make that work. LOL
TJBM has a peg leg.

poofandmook's avatar

False, I wish my legs were that skinny!

TJBM isn’t wearing shoes.

Pandora's avatar

@poofandmook so it because of the peg leg?

poofandmook's avatar

@Pandora: lol I quick edited my answer… didn’t see you typing, and you beat me to it!

tedibear's avatar

Sadly, false. I hate wearing shoes.

TJBM wants pasta for dinner.

Cruiser's avatar

YES! But bad carbs so diet says no!
TJBM owns a convertible.

Jude's avatar

False (would love a Ford Mustang convertible. A girl can only dream).

TJBM’s temperature (outside) is 50 and above. It hit 50 here. Yay!

tedibear's avatar

@Cruiser – get some whole grain pasta! It’s good stuff and not a simple carb.

jonsblond's avatar

True. but it’s too muddy to do anything. :/

TJBM has a mud room in their home. I do. It’s full of mud right now.

poofandmook's avatar

True… unfortunately it’s the bedroom in the basement that gets water when the snow melts >.<

TJBM is at work right now.

tranquilsea's avatar

False, although this is harder than any work I ever got paid for.

TJBM like to wear nail polish

bunnygrl's avatar

false these days, not much for make up either unless I have to (like for work).

TJBM watches Mike & Molly (new comedy from the makers of “Two and a Half Men” and “The big Bang Theory”) and loves it :-)

partyparty's avatar

False – never even heard of them – sorry
TJBM has more than one pet

Tropical_Willie's avatar

Two dogs, sisters one looks like a Golden retriever and other looks like a Black Lab.

TJBM is going to get a “new” car soon. I am!

erichw1504's avatar

True, sometime in March. Just got a new job and my current car is literally about to break in half.

TJBM has a medical or dental appointment before the end of the month.

tranquilsea's avatar

True! I get these damn braces off next week.

TJBM has long eyelashes

Jude's avatar

True.

TJBM is in a funk.

bunnygrl's avatar

True, a little, but it’ll get better it always does eventually.

TJBM loves to wear hats…..

tranquilsea's avatar

True. I wish hats would come back in so I could have more selection.

TJBM loves to whistle.

erichw1504's avatar

True. Usually when I’m cleaning up after dinner and doing the dishes.

TJBM collects something and would like to tell us what it is.

Jude's avatar

True. Art Deco.

TJBM is craving fruit.

erichw1504's avatar

True. Fruit does sound good right about now.

TJBM cleaned some part of where they live today.

tinyfaery's avatar

I clean everyday.

TJBM plays a musical instrument.

tranquilsea's avatar

True. I play the clarinet.

TJBM is married.

Jude's avatar

False.

TBJM has dry hands (from the Winter).

Coloma's avatar

True!
I should wear gloves more when I do all my outdoor stuff, but…I don’t. ;-/

TJBM has eaten goose eggs

OpryLeigh's avatar

No but it is on my bucket list!

TJBM recently got something new.

poofandmook's avatar

True, a bunch of new things including my beautiful orange KitchenAid mixer!

TJBM is annoyed right now.

Jude's avatar

False. I’m a bit hungry, but, otherwise, I’m happy.

TJBM is going to have an early dinner. Big hawngry over here. I’m having my dinner now. :)

Coloma's avatar

True!

TJBM is in the middle of a T- storm with snow and hail right now ( projection )

Jude's avatar

False. Blue, sunny skies (as I look out my window).

TJBM has a pet within a 4 feet of them, as they hang out at Fluther.

tranquilsea's avatar

True. Although he’s more like a foot away.

TJBM buys lottery tickets

Lightlyseared's avatar

Nope. It’s a tax on stupidity.

TJBM can poach an egg in a saucepan properly.

poofandmook's avatar

False, but then, I’ve never tried.

TJBM has to visit the facilities in the near future.

Lightlyseared's avatar

Probably, given the rate I’m drinking wine at.

TJBM can’t wait till the weather warms up a bit.

erichw1504's avatar

False, I wait no longer; warm weather has already arrived. Currently sitting at 69 degrees here!
Although my allergies aren’t particularly happy.

TJBM is wearing jewelry.

poofandmook's avatar

True… various piercings I can’t really remove.

TJBM is waiting anxiously for some big life event.

erichw1504's avatar

True. Can’t wait to move back to the East Coast near my family.

TJBM learned something new today.

Jude's avatar

True. I need to take care of my physical self.

TJBM has some of the windows open!!!! I do!!

Fyrius's avatar

Nuh uh. All closed.

The jelly below me spends more time on the internet than their better judgement approves of.

Lightlyseared's avatar

True. Mostly on Fluther.

TJBM can think of something more interesting than this to ask.

erichw1504's avatar

True.

TJBM has been stung by a jellyfish.

osullivanbr's avatar

True. Ouch, but true.
TJBM can have one hell of a good time with some jelly, 50 feet of rubber hose, and a diving helmet.

erichw1504's avatar

True, in my imagination.

TJBM has more than one computer at home.

Tropical_Willie's avatar

Yes, five some days.

TJBM can’t believe the weekend is near.

erichw1504's avatar

False, the weekend is not near until Thursday afternoon, by my book.

TJBM has facial hair.

Coloma's avatar

False. And, I hope it stays that way.

TJBM is feeling relaxed right now

geeky_mama's avatar

True..and about to take a nap.

TJBM is having an unusual snack.

Coloma's avatar

Mmmm, false. Unless you consider olives and sweet potato tortilla chips and a salad to be unusual.

TJBM has a lot of spring yardwork coming up again

erichw1504's avatar

False. Don’t have much of a yard to work with at my townhouse.

TJBM plans to go on a vacation this summer.

tranquilsea's avatar

Truish. We’re heading down to spend part of the summer with my mother-in-law. That is rarely a vacation.

TJBM like classical music

osullivanbr's avatar

True. Love classical music.
TJBM has been on 3 continents.

Seelix's avatar

True! North America, Europe, Asia.

TJBM has a headache.

erichw1504's avatar

False. Oddly enough, since my allergies are kicking my ass right now.

TJBM would like to live in a high-rise apartment in a city.

tinyfaery's avatar

No way. I’m not a big fan of heights.

TJBM is allergic to some sort of food.

erichw1504's avatar

False.

TJBM is waiting for a phone call.

Jude's avatar

True.

TJBM is wearing a bathrobe.

Tropical_Willie's avatar

Not today.

TJBM remembers “Classic rock” before it was called that, album play lists.

erichw1504's avatar

False. I’m not that old.

TJBM has met a celebrity before and would like to name him or her.

osullivanbr's avatar

True. I went to a funeral with Colin Farrell. It was Jonathan Rhys Meyers mother’s funeral. I was friends with a relative of his.
TJBM will join my in my campaign to get all that money that the nice prince has waiting for me in Nigeria by providing their bank details to me. We can split it 50/50.

erichw1504's avatar

True….... waaaaait a minute!

TJBM has stolen something from a store before.

Lightlyseared's avatar

God no. I’m still waiting for the first Nigerian astronaught to give me my cut of his salary (plus compound interest) after he got stuck in space for 50 years.

TJBM know what a 419 is.

Coloma's avatar

False. Is it a police code?

TJBM likes windy days

erichw1504's avatar

False. Wind is annoying.

TJBM has a favorite number that is more than one digit.

osullivanbr's avatar

True. It’s 419.
TJBM has slid down the stairs on a piece of wood before. Who hasn’t? C’mon.

Lightlyseared's avatar

Well. They are better than rainy days.

TJBM likes to pull funny faces at babies..

@Coloma 419 is the name given to those “advance fee” – “give us your bank account details and we will make you rich” email scams

erichw1504's avatar

True. Why not?

TJBM can ollie on a skateboard.

downtide's avatar

False. I’ve never been on a skateboard in my life and I’ve no idea what an ollie is.

TJBM skipped breakfast this morning.

Jude's avatar

False. I had my Cheerios!!

TJBM is about to play some Wii. (I am)

ZEPHYRA's avatar

No, I would love to though.
TJBM shaved off his beard recently.

downtide's avatar

False. I wish I could grow one.

TJBM lives somewhere which still has snow on the ground.

erichw1504's avatar

True, but barely. All will be gone by the weekend.

TJBM is about to eat dinner.

downtide's avatar

False. I had my dinner about 4 hours ago and will be going to bed soon (it’s 11.30pm here)

TJBM has an interesting-shaped birthmark.

ratboy's avatar

See miraculous Jesus birthmark—$5.00.
TJBM has dated twelve starlets, but only scored with three.

Lightlyseared's avatar

False. If I date, I score.

TJBM feels a little sad knowing that there are more tigers kept as pets in the US than there are living in the wild.

cak's avatar

Very true. I find it disgusting that there are many undocumented tigers as pets in the US and other areas. People get bored with them and mistreat them. I better get off my soapbox now.

TJBM is hoping for at least one more good snow storm.

stardust's avatar

False
I’m snowed out for a long time to come

TJBM is an avid reader

Haleth's avatar

So true!

TJBM loves classic rock.

Tropical_Willie's avatar

Yes, 1967 through 1973.

TJBM has never ridden on public transportation.

cak's avatar

False – I’ve taken cabs and used the subway in NY. Never a bus, though. Don’t know why, they just aren’t convenient where I live.

TJBM believes you must cut the crust off the bread before you eat a sandwich.

tedibear's avatar

False! Although this was true as a child.

TJBM has kissed someone in the last hour. (This includes pets!)

P.S. This jelly is really happy to see @cak here. :)

Dutchess_III's avatar

Oh..yeah! I kissed my grandson! TJ is glad to see @cak too!!

TJBM wishes their dogs were well trained.

DrBill's avatar

No, but I wish the cats were

TJBM loves apple pie

AmWiser's avatar

True. And sometime ala-mode;-)
TJBM will bake an apple pie this weekend.

jonsblond's avatar

False. I’m all sugared out thanks to Valentine’s Day. I still have many sugar cookies and cupcakes left if anyone wants some.

TJBM is watching Top Chef while they are fluthering.

Tropical_Willie's avatar

No, watching news getting ready for bed.

TJBM is having guests this weekend.

cak's avatar

I’m watching tv, but not the news. Actually, I have no idea what is on!

TJBM had an awful hair day today. Maybe I’m just hoping that someone else had a bad hair day!

tranquilsea's avatar

Nope. I’m just having an awful day.

TJBM has teenage children

jonsblond's avatar

True. Two.

TJBM has puked at a carnival.

Coloma's avatar

False.

I have a cast iron stomach. Gimme cotton candy, corn dogs and fried zucchini and put me on the roller coaster, not a problem. :-D

TJBM hates clowns

demonictruth's avatar

False!
I love clowns, except for the scary ones that randomly show up at your apartment complex.

TJBM hable espanol
(speaks Spanish for those of you who didn’t know, and sorry for the absence of a tilde)

Dutchess_III's avatar

Me no sprekense es panole. No. Si? No. Or any other language other than ‘Merican English. Although, I can figure out what most ‘Merican two year old’s are saying most of the time, even if they aren’t mine.

TJBM once was called to substitute teach in an almost exclusively Spanish speaking 4th grade class room.

Coloma's avatar

False. My only teaching job was teaching a class for a kids club when my daughter was a pre-teen. I did have a Mexican substitute in 7th grade though, he had us all laughing when he said ’ Hokay kits, take out two shits of paper!’ lol

TJBM likes Asian decor

Tropical_Willie's avatar

Asian, South Pacific, Caribbean, Native American….

TJBM has ceiling fans in their house.

Coloma's avatar

True.

Infact I have a new one yet to be installed.

TJBM is masterful with chop sticks

erichw1504's avatar

False. Can never get the hand of them.

TJBM wore short sleeve outside today.

tranquilsea's avatar

False, I haven’t been outside yet but it is -25c so I don’t think I’ll be heading out without a heavy coat.

TJBM is loquacious.

Coloma's avatar

True, but….I try to be self aware enough to not be a boor.
We ALL have lots to say! :-)

TJBM has a cat rolling around on their keyboard right now begging for attention.

partyparty's avatar

False Don’t have a cat and my two dogs would hate that… they are laid at my feet right now!!
TJBM has too much to do and too little time

blueiiznh's avatar

YES YES YES…I cloned myself to help this
TJBM has awesome plans for the weekend

poofandmook's avatar

False. Next weekend, however… can’t freakin’ wait.

TJBM has a fan blowing right now.

Coloma's avatar

False.
We have gone from 72 degrees on Sunday to freezing rain and snow.
My heat just kicked on and I am nice and cozy.

TJBM is craving Lasagne

poofandmook's avatar

True… I wasn’t until it was mentioned!

TJBM has a pocket full of change

blueiiznh's avatar

NOPE. I have a pocket full of give-a-shits.
TJBM likes crunchy peanut butter vs creamy peanut butter

Fyrius's avatar

The jelly above me does not realise that creamy peanut butter will forever be superior in both even spreadability and deliciousness to the crunchy Unter-butter.

Where the jelly below me lives, the sun is down by the time they read this.

Coloma's avatar

False.
8:58 a.m. on the west coast, days just beginning.

TJBM is in check out mode today, no phone calls, biz. stuff, intrusions, it can all wait.

poofandmook's avatar

False. I wish.

TJBM is has no lights on in the room they’re in.

erichw1504's avatar

False. Always on at work.

TJBM works out.

Coloma's avatar

Sporadically true. lol

I always go soft in the winter, I accept that. I need sunshine for maximum motivation and am not a gym type, I prefer to sweat in privacy. lol

TJBM is wearing something brown

poofandmook's avatar

False… sort of hate brown.

TJBM sneezed in the last hour.

AmWiser's avatar

True. It was my daily sneeze attack which last anywhere from 3 to 10 minutes. Hossin-Pepper!:)

TJBM bites their nails. (How low?)

poofandmook's avatar

False, but I do sort of obsessively trim them so that there is no white part. Which is bad, because my fingertips often hurt. But it feels dirty if I don’t…

TJBM experiences the same minor annoyance every single day.

erichw1504's avatar

True, mostly. I don’t wear my contact every day, but when I do they almost always bother me.

TJBM wore sunglasses today.

Mat74UK's avatar

False could have done with some this morning though, driving into the winter sun was pretty dazzling.
TJBM goes commando on a regular basis.

tedibear's avatar

False.

TJBM just saw an ad for the Chef Basket.

poofandmook's avatar

False.

TJBM has enjoyed a Chinese dumpling in the last 24 hours.

WillWorkForChocolate's avatar

False, but I’m craving Chinese food!

The jelly below me does not watch more than three hours of TV per week.

Coloma's avatar

True!

I don’t watch TV at all. No prime time in my time. ;-)

TJBM has had the hiccoughs recently

poofandmook's avatar

Drove… me… NUTS!!!

TJBM is missing a finger.

erichw1504's avatar

False. All ten present and accounted for.

TJBM has broken a bone before.

Coloma's avatar

False.
Well, my nose, but it isn’t really bone. haha
I have had some major sprains, ouch!

TJBM has been to an American restaurant chain in another country

poofandmook's avatar

False, I have never left the country.

TJBM has a full tummy.

Coloma's avatar

False.
I have had a breakfast shake, that’s all…come to think of it, I AM hungry!

TJBM has a windy day in their zone

downtide's avatar

False. We don’t have any weather at all today. No rain, no wind, no sun.

TJBM would rather listen to the radio than watch TV.

erichw1504's avatar

False. I’m a visual kind of guy, but I do like music.

TJBM has more than a thousand songs in their music collection.

blueiiznh's avatar

OMG yes, i lost count tens of thousands of songs ago.
TJBM still plays their vinyl LP’s

erichw1504's avatar

False, never owned one.

TJBM knows what guano is.

Coloma's avatar

Very true.
Batshit!
I live in a bat zone, they get in the house once in awhile on summer nights and you just have to stay still and wait for them to fly out again.

TJBM is jealous because I was just given home made tamales. lol

erichw1504's avatar

False. Never had one before.

TJBM completed something on their to do list today.

tinyfaery's avatar

Not yet. I just woke up.

TJBM got a good night’s sleep last night.

cak's avatar

True

TJBM wants a piece of cheesecake!

Dutchess_III's avatar

Oh….I love Cheesecake but….not at this moment. I’m still working on VD candy….

TJBM loves scrolling through this question and seeing so many of their friend’s “faces,” playing like a slide show. :)

demonictruth's avatar

Oh so true =)

TJBM went for an extremely long run like I did today

Coloma's avatar

Well….no.

But I DID just wheel my giant trashcan up the hill of my driveway to the road in the freezing sleet. That’s a workout!
My driveway is on about a 45 degree uphill grade and it is around 75ft. long.

So there!

TJBM likes Baileys in coffee

blueiiznh's avatar

Yes….sounds like a good nightcap.
TJBM has read the novels by Stieg Larsson (girl with the dragon tattoo, etc)

cak's avatar

Yes, and actually enjoyed them. Love the foreign version of the movies.

TJBM can’t stand the Twilight garbage.

blueiiznh's avatar

Correct… I am actually going to watch Girl with the dragon tattoo tonight
TJBM is a shoe hoarder

WillWorkForChocolate's avatar

True! Purses too.

The jelly below me loves it when a special package arrives in the mail. I just got my new Hurts CD in the mail today and I was soooooo excited I squealed!

demonictruth's avatar

True again!

TJBM has had to dive out of a moving vehicle before
(or is that just me =P)

poofandmook's avatar

True/False. I’ve had to dive INTO a moving vehicle after forgetting to put it in park, and I’ve jumped OUT of a moving vehicle when the lovely driver started going before I was fully out of the car. But I don’t think that’s what you mean :)

TJBM wishes more people would play!

erichw1504's avatar

Kind of true, seems like there’s a pretty good variety of jellies participating. But, the more the merrier!

TJBM has asked more than a 100 question on Fluther.

OpryLeigh's avatar

Yes, I have asked 101 :)

TJBM has felt jealous today.

jonsblond's avatar

False. No need to be jealous. I’m extremely happy and having a great day. :D

TJBM is not ticklish.

erichw1504's avatar

False. Very false. I’m extremely ticklish.

TJBM joined Fluther more than a year ago.

blueiiznh's avatar

nope, still on my honeymoon here.
TJBM likes fried pickles

geeky_mama's avatar

True. Heck, I like fried anything.

TJBM has a tattoo or two.

poofandmook's avatar

True! Try 14!

TJBM has purchased a non-food item for their home in the last 24 hours.

erichw1504's avatar

True.

TJBM has more than 25 awards on Fluther.

Coloma's avatar

I don’t know. I don’t pay much attention.

TJBM has some gray hair showing up

erichw1504's avatar

@Coloma You have 35

True, I guess. The last time I went to get my haircut, the hairdresser claimed to have found a couple. And I’m not even 30 yet!

TJBM has written more than 5,000 responses on Fluther.

poofandmook's avatar

False… 4933. So close. I was sure it would’ve been over 5k lol

TJBM loves to craft and/or create.

erichw1504's avatar

True. Web sites.

TJBM has more than 4,627 lurve.

Lightlyseared's avatar

True. (no idea how)

TJBM has 1000 “Questions for You”

jonsblond's avatar

Close. 955 I was internetless for over a month and decided to just leave those questions alone once we got internet back.

TJBM misses some Flutherites that have been banned from the site.

Coloma's avatar

True. I miss ChazMaz and his humor.

From she who has recently served time in detention herself. lol

TJBM is HUNGRY right now!

poofandmook's avatar

ChazMaz is banned? Someone PM me and fill me in!

False. I just ate a chocolate covered Oreo :x

TJBM loves to organize.

Lightlyseared's avatar

Sometimes but I can be just as happy in absolute chaos.

TJBM didn’t buy a single music CD last year.

erichw1504's avatar

Yea, PM me too about ChazMaz. He is a cool dude!

True. Actually haven’t bought one in about 5 years.

TJBM Is going home early from work today, since it’s Friday.

tinyfaery's avatar

Work. Haha. What’s that?

TJBM slept 12 hours last night.

downtide's avatar

False, but if you count the extra 4 hours I napped in the afternoon because I was feeling poorly, it added up to 12. :( better now though.

TJBM has to work this weekend.

OpryLeigh's avatar

I have a 2 hour cleaning job that I have to do on Sunday (usually I do it during the week but was unable to this week) but I don’t have to work in my normal day job.

TJBM is a serial over anyliser.

Coloma's avatar

True.
Getting better though! haha
Those of us cursed/blessed with high brain rpms.

TJBM had toast and jam for breakfast

downtide's avatar

False. I had toast and poached egg.

TJBM has travelled by air recently (within a month)

tinyfaery's avatar

No.

TJBM is annoyed at the world right now.

cak's avatar

False, only my husband.

TJBM is wanting to go out for a good drink. If so, can I join you?

Seelix's avatar

Recently true. I went down to get a Butter Pecan coffee from Second Cup – yum!

TJBM doesn’t get what all the fuss is about Glee.

tedibear's avatar

True. Although I haven’t watched it, so maybe there is reason to fuss?

TJBM is somewhere that the wind is blowing very hard!

Blueroses's avatar

True. Off and on, warm and freezing. Isn’t it freaking Springtime yet??

TJBM will accommodate a fetish for somebody he/she loves even if it isn’t a turn-on for themselves.

Coloma's avatar

Nope. I don’ accommodate much these days. lol

TJBM is having a great afternoon!

cak's avatar

False. It’s been a %^$##& day. I plan on having a better day tomorrow.

TJBM Doesn’t get Lady GaGa’s Egg thing. It was just too weird.

tinyfaery's avatar

I totally get it. She was incubating, and now she is “Born This Way”.

TJBM is feeling blah today.

reijinni's avatar

I’m the same old bored self.
TJBM wants Scott Walker out of the governor’s office.

snowberry's avatar

No, actually I don’t.

TJBM has an itch somewhere they can’t-or shouldn’t scratch.

jonsblond's avatar

False. I do have an itch but damn if someone’s going to tell me not to scratch it.

TJBM has a friend stuck in a decade that is not the decade we are in now.

Fyrius's avatar

I don’t think I do.

In the music folder of the jelly below me, the proportion of files that have an S somewhere in the file name is below 35%.

Too much bother? Well, you’re not much of a good sport.
All right then. The jelly below me is too lazy to figure out the answer to the other question.

tranquilsea's avatar

It’s actually 27.3% :-P

TJGM wasn’t immunized as a child.

geeky_mama's avatar

..at least for MMR.
I found out while expecting my first that I’d missed the booster shots.
(As a daughter of a doctor I guess I didn’t get regular pediatric Dr. visits as a kid.)
A nurse came and jabbed me w/ the MMR immunization literally seconds after I delivered my daughter – before I’d even held her. Seemed like cruel and unusual punishment at the time to me.

TJBM is suffering from “Spring Fever”.

nebule's avatar

If ‘Spring Fever’ is what I think it is… then you are right! <blushes>
TJBM has a great Saturday night planned…

Coloma's avatar

False. I have a cold. lol

TJBM wishes they had a butler and cook. I want a Thai chef in the spare room. lol

ilana's avatar

I would actually! But I’d go with a French or Chinese chef.

TJBM has a secret stash of cash hidden away and is gonna tell me where…

demonictruth's avatar

Haha sure, it’s in a film roll
(yes I took the time to do that)

TJBM is too sore to move today

downtide's avatar

False. I’m in tip-top condition :-D

TJBM has lived in a country different from the one in which they now reside.

Blueroses's avatar

Not yet but someday, I hope.

TJBM loves peppermint tea with honey.

Coloma's avatar

False. BUT..I do love cinnamon tea with honey.

TJBM has running water within ear shot, such as a creek, stream, or river

Seelix's avatar

Nope. Wait, does the cat drinking from her bowl count?

TJBM has no get-up-and-go today.

Coloma's avatar

True.
It got up and went with this cold coming on. BUT..I have just enough to order takeout and go take it. haha

TJBM is home alone

demonictruth's avatar

True, my parents are out doing whatever it is that they do.

TJBM wants to ask someone out, but they know it would be awkward if they did

shniernan's avatar

True. So very true. But remember, Brethren before wenches, right?

TJBM is angry with Ebay…

Blueroses's avatar

False. I’m guessing TJAM is though and has a story to share

TJBM has used whipped cream in a more creative way than for topping desserts ;)

downtide's avatar

False, but I’ve used other non-dairy things.

TJBM has done something creative today (what was it?)

shego's avatar

True, I made homemade mozzarella.

TJBM knows how to make their own laundry detergent.

tranquilsea's avatar

True but I haven’t ventured there yet.

TJBM can cross their eyes.

Coloma's avatar

True. But it hurts, so I don’t.

TJBM feels like they are coming down with a cold

downtide's avatar

False.

TJBM managed a Sunday lie-in this morning

blueiiznh's avatar

nope. The puppy got me up. dang its cold out
TJBM lost power at their place in the last week

AmWiser's avatar

False? The only power I have lost is my own. This cold has kept me in bed for 2 days:(
TJBM knows that you feed a cold and starve a fever. Or is it you starve a cold and feed a fever? Gibberish! I’m going back to bed:\

Fyrius's avatar

Is that so? I just wait for it to blow over, whether it’s a cold or a fever. Isn’t a fever sometimes a symptom of a cold, by the way?

TJBM didn’t do squat this Sunday.

Coloma's avatar

False. It is only 7:27 a.m. on the west coast, still plenty of time for doing squat. lol

TJBM plays a musical instrument

shego's avatar

True I play several, but I love the oboe.

TJBM has been thinking about their next step in life.
I have

demonictruth's avatar

True…oh so true.

TJBM is going to a very random party tomorrow

shniernan's avatar

True, a party. A party in my PANTS. And you are invited… :D Anchorman?

TJBM screwed up bad with his/her guy/girl. If only I had a time machine…

tinyfaery's avatar

Nope.

TJBM is waking up with a yummy cup of coffee.

Fyrius's avatar

Never.
Silly jelly, coffee is for all-nighters, not for in the morning. In the morning you need complex carbohydrates.

TJBM is currently wearing glasses. Reading glasses and sunglasses count.

shego's avatar

False, but I’m suppose to be wearing them now while I’m on the computer and reading.

TJBM is reading really good book right now.
I am

Coloma's avatar

True/false

JUST finished a book I got for Xmas this morning. It was very good!

TJBM is enjoying a postcard weather day!

tedibear's avatar

False, unless you mean a snowy postcard!

TJBM is still burping from a great dinner.

Bluefreedom's avatar

False, I’m still at work, but I will be in about 3 hours when I finally have a great dinner.

TJBM never looks forward to a visit to the dentist.

Coloma's avatar

False.

I like going to the dentist, you always feel good after you get your teeth cleaned and everything is good to go. Infact, I am waiting on an appt. now. :-D

TJBM has a mouse in their house

shniernan's avatar

True, it’s in my hand right now. Wireless, too! :D

TJBM likes nutella on his/her sandwich!

DrBill's avatar

False, I eat it right from the jar

TJBM needs printer ink but is putting it off

shniernan's avatar

False, my printer uses children’s tears, not ink. It is much more eco-friendly.
P.S. Nutella from the jar is good too.

TJBM remembers when music was actually good.

Bluefreedom's avatar

True. A large percentage of the music on my iTunes and iPod are from the 1960’s and 1970’s.

TJBM is an animal lover who owns multiple pets.

Dutchess_III's avatar

Yes. Two dogs and a cat (used to have two cats but one died recently:( I like animals, but my husband LOVES animals….he relates to them better than he does people! (Maybe I should start crappin’ in the corners but be really excited when he comes home after being gone for 5 minutes, instead of vise-versa!)

TJBM recently WON a debate with their SO!

Blueroses's avatar

Well, no. There’s a “significant” but not really in the SO category and I never win debates with him

TJBM loves driving at night.

shego's avatar

H to the L NO!!!
it scares me

TJBM is making a nice filling breakfast for their SO, or family

downtide's avatar

No. I made toast for my own breakfast but that was hours ago.

TJBM loves spicy food.

OpryLeigh's avatar

I wouldn’t say I love it but I enjoy it from time to time.

TJBM has accidently sent a text message to the wrong person with disastrous or at least awkward results. This Jelly sent a text message about my boss, to my boss when I meant to send it to a colleague. Luckily I wasn’t slagging him off but it’s slightly awkward now as he knows that I was having a conversation about him behind his back.

Coloma's avatar

False. I never got into texting, I have, a few times, but, I’m a talker not a texter.

TJBM has twins in their family

Seelix's avatar

Yes! My dad is a twin. That’s confusing when you’re a little kid – a man who looks just like your daddy but is not your daddy…!

TJBM is looking out the window to a sunny day.

tedibear's avatar

False. I’m looking at iced over branches and wondering how much I really need to go out…

TJBM could give up chocolate before giving up bread.

osullivanbr's avatar

False. Nobody takes my chocolate away.
TJBM is actually Luke’s father, proving once and for all Vader was a dirty liar.

Coloma's avatar

False. I was a teen when the Star Wars craze hit, meh…never did anything for me. lol

TJBM loves getting pedicures

AmWiser's avatar

Oh yeah! Absolutely! Waiting for a really nice day when I can wear sandals so I can get one:-)

TJBM would love to fire up the outdoor grill.

shniernan's avatar

I would love to set fire to anything, and everything. Fire. Fire is good. Man, a lighter and a can of spray deodorant!! Good times.
@osullivanbr – I am actually proven to be Luke’s best friend’s, sister’s dogwalker’s, old aunt’s nephew. Twice removed. CLOSE ENOUGH.

TJBM just won a great deal on Ebay, and is hoping that their item is as good as it sounds. (condition wise or quality wise. I bought it used.)

reijinni's avatar

Nope, never used ebay.

TJBM wishes that Socialism is more acceptable in this country (USA).

cak's avatar

True and False…yes, I’m split.

TJBM Thinks the couple that named their baby “Facebook” really should seek therapy.

reijinni's avatar

@cak, why are you split?

cak's avatar

@reijinni—I find myself interested and fearful at the same time. Keep in mind I’m almost 40 and have grown up with a certain mindset. I’m also catholic, so I have this guilt. Am I betraying what I know and have been loyal to for all these years?— Good question, though. On another tread we’ll have to discuss.

Coloma's avatar

True.
No comment.

TJBM wants to come over for a mid-morning soak in the hot tub with me? lol, I have been SHAMELESSLY indulgent lately.

Blueroses's avatar

TRUE! Save me a jet :)
I would have been skeptical of the name “Facebook” before I read the reasoning. Now it seems no more odd than naming a child after any revolutionary leader

TJBM has the day off today and no serious plans.

Julietxx3's avatar

True !!! No school for winter break !!
TJBM can sing as well as I can !

blueiiznh's avatar

OMG, there is NO contest. you are the winner
TJBM did something this weekend they are reluctant to share, but will.

osullivanbr's avatar

True. I became King of the Ant people. It involved a lot of robes, a chicken, and for some bizarre reason a 4 inch tube of skittles completely covered in Marmite. Good time though.

@shniernan it’s close enough for me.

TJBM thinks sliding down the stairs on a tea-tray is one hell of a lot of fun.

bunnygrl's avatar

True, as a child I did slide down the cement stairwell of the tenement we lived in on a bread tray (large plastic trays they use to deliver bread to shops in) and I forgot to not have my fingers on the outside of the crate….. er….. ouch and also I fell out at the bottom.

TJBM secretly kinda likes housework….. even ironing :-)

AmWiser's avatar

True. And it’s no secret. My family thinks I’m nuts because I still iron sheets and pillow cases. And sometimes hubby’s underwear.;)

TJBM enjoys playing poker. What kind?

Lightlyseared's avatar

Strip poker. It’s cheaper and more fun.

TJBM has seen The Infidel

tranquilsea's avatar

No, but I think I may judging by the trailer. It looks funny.

TJBM has hurt themselves in the last 24 hours. I did. Nearly cut the top of my ring finger off

osullivanbr's avatar

True. I fell over while trying to do a handstand on top of the washing machine. Don’t even ask!!
TJBM will throw caution to the wind this summer and go skinny dipping.

AmWiser's avatar

False. Been there, done that. :D

TJBM has made a naked snow angel at some point in their life.

tinyfaery's avatar

Hell, no. I don’t do cold and wet.

TJBM had the day off from work today.

tranquilsea's avatar

True. It’s Family Day today (stat holiday).

TJBM would like to lose 10 lbs.

shniernan's avatar

WHO WOULDN’T. <- Probably infants. As most infants are born around 10 lbs, losing 10 lbs would surely prove to be fatal.

TJBM has gone and thumbed up nearly 50 answers except their own on this question.

Mat74UK's avatar

False – but I’m on it!
TJBM – Facebooks on the toilet in a morning?

bunnygrl's avatar

False. I don’t facebook at all, much less on the loo :-)

TJBM wishes sometimes that they could live on a little island with only their loved ones and fur babies for company.

poofandmook's avatar

True… but we just moved into our first apartment last night, so right now, it’s damn near a little island with just our furbabies :)

TJBM has chapped lips.

erichw1504's avatar

False.

TJBM had yesterday off from school or work.

poofandmook's avatar

True.

TJBM has gotten frustrated waiting on hold for a ridiculous amount of time in the last week.

erichw1504's avatar

True. I was on hold for about 20 minutes trying to get my money back for a mix up with a delivery I was supposed to receive.

TJBM has made an animal noise in the past 24 hours.

shego's avatar

True
I will say no more on the subject

TJBM is wanting a chocolate caramel cookie

erichw1504's avatar

False, I hate caramel.

TJBM composed a tweet today.

WillWorkForChocolate's avatar

False, I’ve never tweeted. I hear it’s contagious.

The jelly below me occasionally has a grocery list so long, it takes them 2 hours to get it done.

poofandmook's avatar

False, only two people and furbabies = short list

TJBM does NOT find denim to be all that comfy.

OpryLeigh's avatar

False. I have lived in jeans since I was about 12 years old and, in the right fit, they are the most comfortable clothing I own apart from my birthday suit!

TJBM witnessed some injustice recently.

erichw1504's avatar

False.

TJBM has complained about their food from a restaurant and got something in return.

poofandmook's avatar

True. Once, we didn’t even complain… the waitress comped us because she thought the kitchen took too long. We were too busy talking to notice!

TJBM is getting off work early today.

bunnygrl's avatar

False, it’s my day off, so have been having a restful day, watching tv, reading posts on fluther and hugging my furbaby Jade yaaaayyy :-)

TJBM longs for spring to arrive…...

poofandmook's avatar

TRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUE

TJBM has an open beverage nearby.

erichw1504's avatar

True. Mountain Dew, what else?

TJBM has a new song they like and is looping in their head right now.

WillWorkForChocolate's avatar

True. I still can’t get enough of the UK band Hurts. Two of their songs are on constant repeat in my head.

The jelly below me has seriously felt the need to punch or bitchslap someone recently.

tedibear's avatar

True. But we won’t go there…

TJBM likes jelly!

erichw1504's avatar

True. I love it on my PBJ’s!

TJBM has a “to do” list either hand written or on their computer somewhere.

Coloma's avatar

False.
Not any more!
Kicked @$$ today and now I am done!

TJBM is starving right now

Blueroses's avatar

True and dreaming of a white pizza with artichokes.

TJBM tries to live a basically healthy lifestyle with a few vices for spice.

Coloma's avatar

True. But I tip the scales on a pretty regular basis. lol

TJBM is addicted to rice crackers

WillWorkForChocolate's avatar

False, I can’t seem to form addictions to anything that’s remotely healthy.

The jelly below me texts while driving. shame, shame!

tedibear's avatar

False, false, false. i can barely walk and chew gum!

TJBM knows what cosplay is and doesn’t understand the attraction.

AmWiser's avatar

False. And I’m too busy catching up on Fluther to look it up:\

TJBM is enjoying a glass of beverage right now. What kind? (I hope it’s a glass of wine)

shniernan's avatar

I’m a minor. Why would you hope such things? THAT I WOULD BREAK THE LAW. You’re terrible. I can’t say I care for your taste. I have a large glass of Ex. B. (which is my homemade blend of cranberry juice, sprite, and orange juice. I cannot specify the volumes of these liquids, it’s a secret formula. MWAHAHHAH!)

TJBM also mixes drinks. (Of the alcoholic and juicy natures! :D)

Blueroses's avatar

True. I think cranberry/vodka/lime is a healthy breakfast
and I do know what cosplay is and I do NOT get it

TJBM knows how to sail a boat.

Coloma's avatar

False but…I can paddle a mean raft down the river.
TJBM used to suck their thumb, or, still does.

AmWiser's avatar

True. Until I was 16. Thanks for bringing up such fond memories.:D

TJBM is now sucking their thumb to see what it’s like.

Coloma's avatar

False. Quit mine when I was about 8–9

TJBM can sculpt a really cool snowman, dog, wolf, bear, etc.

shego's avatar

False I can’t sculpt anything out of snow

TJBM has been involved in an ice carving competition.

erichw1504's avatar

False.

TJBM works for the government.

Coloma's avatar

False! Not in this lifetime anyway.

TJBM knows how to ride a horse skillfully

OpryLeigh's avatar

Fairly skillfully. I probably wouldn’t do too well at competition level these days and I have developed some bad habits over the years since I stopped training and just rode for fun.

TJBM is not an animal person.

tedibear's avatar

False! I love animals. I want a dog but we aren’t home enough that it would be fair to the dog.

TJBM loves almonds.

poofandmook's avatar

False. But I do rather enjoy walnuts and cashews.

TJBM is wearing clothing that isn’t really appropriate for the weather outside.

Coloma's avatar

False.

I am still in my pj’s @ 7:58 am PST. and I already did my morning chores in them.

TJBM likes Raisenettes

poofandmook's avatar

true! Actually, I prefer Sunmaid chocolate covered raisins to Raisinettes.

TJBM’s eyes are awfully heavy…

erichw1504's avatar

False. The first half hour of the day is my worst, afterwards I’m pretty good.

TJBM has gone streaking before.

Coloma's avatar

True.

Once friends and I flashed passing cars on a coastal highway, back when I had something to flash at 17. Now I’d just be arrested for indecent exposure. lol

TJBM has chronic allergies

erichw1504's avatar

False. Not chronic, but they have been getting worse each year.

TJBM has been asked to participate in a threesome before.

tedibear's avatar

True. I declined.

TJBM is ticklish behind the knee.

erichw1504's avatar

True. I’m ticklish pretty much everywhere… except my feet (oddly enough).

TJBM has had a wardrobe malfunction in public before.

Coloma's avatar

True!

I have literally had my panties fall off under a skirt. Drop a few lbs. and the underware won;t stay up. lol

TJBM thinks my kitty Marley in my avatar ( taken just a few minutes ago when he wouldn’t get off the bed so I can make it ) is a very cute cat! ;-)

erichw1504's avatar

True. Quite the handsome fellow!

TJBM has been to more than 4 weddings.

poofandmook's avatar

True.. I’ve been IN more than four weddings.

TJBM can’t get a straight freakin’ answer from their SO about what to make for dinner! Gaaah!! no, I’m not frustrated, why do you ask? xD

erichw1504's avatar

False. Not right now, but many times in the past I have.

TJBM has viewed a picture of a naked man/woman online in the past 24 hours.

reijinni's avatar

Not telling.
TJBM like to eat Milk Duds before a dental appointment.

Coloma's avatar

Hah! False. I am OCD about my teeth.

TJBM has a headache right now

erichw1504's avatar

False.

TJBM will watch Fringe this Friday.

bunnygrl's avatar

False, it’s not being shown here right now, I do love it though.

TJBM knows that a hug from your furbaby is the best thing ever to make a bad day go away.

erichw1504's avatar

False… I guess? What is a furbaby?

TJBM is in a video that has been uploaded to YouTube.

Coloma's avatar

No. But my goose Marwyn humping a stack of silk pillows on my living room floor is coming soon! We are calling it ’ The big red sex pillow’. lol

My daughter has it on her camera.

TJBM needs to stock up some items for a storm this weekend
projecting and procrastinating

erichw1504's avatar

False. Not storm coming soon here.

TJBM has been to the movies in the past week.

AmWiser's avatar

False. The last movie I saw was Road to Perdition with Tom Hanks. It’s a waste of money for me to go to the movies because I fall asleep at the very end everytime.

TJBM is considering going on a cruise this year.

Coloma's avatar

False. I’d like to, but, I had 2 vacations last year, sooo, this year is home on the range.

TJBM spent more than $100 at the grocery store today

shego's avatar

False I spent $20

TJBM has a song they listen to to relax.

shniernan's avatar

Yeah… A lot of them. I think mine has to be Lux Aeterna… or maybe… Such Great Heights by The Section Quartet.

TJBM has a song they listen to to get pumped up. (name the song)

Fyrius's avatar

One song? I have a whole playlist.
But this one is my latest addition.

TJBM has left their native continent at least once.

OpryLeigh's avatar

I’ve left it twice!

TJBM enjoys/enjoyed watching Gilmore Girls. I have just started to watch the re-runs they show over here and love it. I have 7 series to catch up on apparently!

tedibear's avatar

False. Although that may be because I’ve not seen it.

TJBM has not only been the state of Oklahoma, he/she has seen the musical “Oklahoma!”

erichw1504's avatar

False and false.

TJBM has stepped foot in both the Atlantic and Pacific oceans.

tedibear's avatar

True. And the Gulf of Mexico.

TJBM recognizes the picture that is @erichw1504 ‘s avatar. This jelly doesn’t!

blueiiznh's avatar

nope
TJBM has swam a mile at one time

erichw1504's avatar

False.

TJBM has something in their pocket right now.

tranquilsea's avatar

True…fluff lol.

TJBM has multiple piercings.

WillWorkForChocolate's avatar

True- 7 in the ears, my tongue is pierced, and until last year, my nose and eyebrow were pierced as well.

The jelly below me likes cold pizza for breakfast.

blueiiznh's avatar

TRUE. I had 2 slices this am
TJBM had a great workout this morning.

erichw1504's avatar

False. I will when I get home, though.

TJBM will be watching The Price is Right today.

WillWorkForChocolate's avatar

False- I haven’t watched it since Bob Barker left.

The jelly below me loves raging thunderstorms.

erichw1504's avatar

True. Extremely true. I can’t wait for the first one of the year! I live in an area that is prone for thunderstorms almost every week during the summer.

TJBM has gotten more than one speeding ticket.

blueiiznh's avatar

True. i love my foot to the floor. I have controlled it over the past 5 free ticket years
TJBM also got a ticket clocked from a plane.

Coloma's avatar

False.
I travel incognito, under the radar. No tickets ever! Heh, yep, I’m smug about it. lol

TJBM is fluthering from a coffee shop right now, like me.

erichw1504's avatar

False. Fluthering from work.

TJBM has won a trophy of some sort before.

Coloma's avatar

False. But I did receive a citizens commendation award last year for what was considered a ‘heroic’ deed. Bah.

TJBM loves cherry pie

DrBill's avatar

True

.

TJBM has a serious crush on their pet

Coloma's avatar

True.

That’s my buddy Marley in my avatar. ;-)

TJBM likes Anchovies

Lightlyseared's avatar

True.

TJBM can suggest something interesting for me to do in London this weekend.

Bluefreedom's avatar

True.
– Changing of the guard at Buckingham Palace
– Tour the Tower of London
– Check out Picadilly Circus

TJBM has several tattoos on their body or plans to get one or more of them.

jonsblond's avatar

False. Two is not several. I wouldn’t mind getting one more though, but that would only make a few. :/

TJBM has visited a ghost town. and enjoyed it

snowberry's avatar

Yup. Many times.

TJBM likes artwork made from “found” or recycled materials.

Coloma's avatar

True/false
Depends on the artwork.

TJBM has been outside before sunrise this morning

OpryLeigh's avatar

False. I left the house at 8am today which is usual for a weekday.

TJBM bought new shoes recently.

tranquilsea's avatar

False. I don’t buy many new shoes.

TJBM was bullied in school.

Coloma's avatar

True.

Only once for a short while in 7th grade. A girl bullied me to give her my lunch money and bring her candy every day. I caved for about a month, then, I pushed her off the school bus one day into a snow drift. That was the end of that! lol

TJBM likes to wear scarves

erichw1504's avatar

False. Not a big fan. Only some men can pull it off.

TJBM has a funny joke they would like to tell us.

Coloma's avatar

True.

What do you get when you cross a donkey with an onion?

Most of the time you get an onion with floppy ears, but, once in awhile you get a piece of ass that brings a tear to your eye!

TJBM has experienced an earthquake

Seelix's avatar

True! It was just a little one, but still weird!

TJBM could really go for a muffin right about now.

shego's avatar

False, I just finished breakfast, plus, I’m not a big fan of muffins.

TJBM writes in a journal,or diary.

tedibear's avatar

False. I’ve tried but I’m just not consistent with it.

TJBM is having a hard time staying awake.

shego's avatar

True, I’m on another one of my 36 hour streaks. I just can’t sleep

TJBM admits to others when they have made mistakes.

Coloma's avatar

True. Absolutely!
Very important if one expects to have healthy relationships and a good barometer of ones overall emotional health. Nothing worse than an insecure person that cannot take responsibility for their stuff.

TJBM is enjoying a clean house this morning

erichw1504's avatar

False, I’m at work. But it was pretty clean during breakfast.

TJBM has witnessed a tornado before.

Blueroses's avatar

True. I’ve seen several and even outran one in a Volkswagen!

TJBM wants to see temperatures above 50 degrees soon.

Coloma's avatar

False. Just came out of 3 weeks of a mock spring and today and this weekend we are getting slammed with rain and snow. I’m lovin’ it, all cozy in my little house just watching the weather happen. It’s wild out there right now! :-D

TJBM has had an ‘exotic’ pet of some sort

Seelix's avatar

True, if rats count as exotic. False if they don’t.

TJBM has let the laundry pile up for too long…

erichw1504's avatar

False. I do laundry every weekend.

TJBM thinks they should continue production on Two and a Half Men without Charlie Sheen.

Coloma's avatar

False/neutral I could care less about anything in the Hollywood crowd.

TJBM drives a convertable of some sort

erichw1504's avatar

False, and I don’t ever plan on it. Not my style.

TJBM watched a video on YouTube today.

Seelix's avatar

Hell yes. I can’t stop watching this. I’ve honestly watched it about 25 times today.

TJBM doesn’t get what’s so funny about the link I just posted.

geeky_mama's avatar

False. I didn’t laugh out loud..but wow, that’s a catchy tune and now it’s stuck in my head.

TJBM is less than thrilled with what’s for dinner tonight.

Seelix's avatar

Nope, I’m adequately thrilled. Every couple of weeks on a Friday night we have Pizza and Zombie Night, and that’s tonight! I’m not sure what the movie will be, though.
I seriously can’t stop watching it. The count is probably up near 40 now. I need help.

TJBM has never had a pedicure.

tedibear's avatar

True. My feet are very ticklish and I’m afraid that I would kick the person giving me the pedicure.

TJBM loves grilled cheese sandwiches.

Coloma's avatar

True. But I have noit had one forever. Hmmm, I do have some sharp white cheddar

TJBM really loves where they live. Their home or apartment.

OpryLeigh's avatar

I adore my home. I hope to stay there for a long time yet as the thought of having to leave breaks my heart. Unfortunately, I only rent it but if I could afford to I would buy it without a shadow of a doubt. I’ve never been there @Coloma but from what you have mentioned, I love your home too!

TJBM has more than one job.

DrBill's avatar

How true, three right now

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TJBM is thinking, “it’s Saturday, why the hell am I up so early?”

.

shego's avatar

So true.

TJBM is watching Saturday morning cartoons.

Coloma's avatar

False. Just been up for an hour or so and so far I have been out in the freezing 23 degree temps. breaking ice on the goose pools. Brrrr!

TJBM was bitten by something during the night (projection, woke up with a spider bite on my neck.)

WillWorkForChocolate's avatar

@Coloma Hehe, I’m so glad you think it was a spider, since I can’t prove my whereabouts for last night…

False, but I frequently wake up with lots of mosquito bites and a few spider bites here and there.

The jelly below me suffers through two week periods of extreme nymphomania several times a year. Like Coloma, I’m projecting. WTB stand-in husband (mine is incredibly busy and constantly tired) for the next week. Expect strenuous hours with insatiable boss. Job pays 5 dozen cookies, $895 and a sock monkey.

tedibear's avatar

Oh to be a man…. 5 dozen cookies and a sock monkey.

False. Never had it last two weeks.

TJBM has snow in their yard.

jonsblond's avatar

True. Our 2 ft melted last week, but we have a fresh coating from last night and expect another inch today.

TJBM watched or had Saturday morning cartoons on their television today.

Coloma's avatar

@jonsblond See @shego‘s post above, repeat ;-)

TJBM is sitting in the sun right now

Dutchess_III's avatar

@Coloma Psst! I wish! It’s cold, wet and gray. BUT it’s supposed to hit 78 tomorrow. It’s just been crazy this week, with the temperature extremes.

TJBM usually spends his or her weekend cleaning house and doing yard work.

sakura's avatar

True Saturday is my cleaning day ;-)
The jelly below me is currently addicted to something

Dutchess_III's avatar

At the moment, I feel I’m addicted to food! I’m SO FREAKING HUNGRY I’m almost dizzy! Hurry up with the grilled chicken and crab salad already!!!

TJBM is going to try a new recipe experiment soon.

sakura's avatar

True gonna try out some new curry recipes soon xx
The jelly below me is a secret country n western fan thanks to robbie on American idol!

Dutchess_III's avatar

Oh, hail no! But I do like Robbie on American Idol!

TJBM wishes the dogs would go take a bath!!!

blueiiznh's avatar

YES, but i will give the bath to the puppy
TJBM is wired

sakura's avatar

false I’m sat chilling with a brew watching football and fluthering!
The jelly below me lurves Johnathan Rhys Meyers

Coloma's avatar

False. Never heard of him. lol

TJBM thinks my ‘neigh-bor’ in my avatar is the cutest thing in the world. He is 8 weeks old.

sakura's avatar

you must find out more about him and watch The Tudors awsome, a bit raunchy but very entertaining! True your Neigh-bour is VERY cute :) The jelly below me has read all the posts previous!

Lightlyseared's avatar

Good God! No. I don’t have the time or the patience.

TJBM wonders if it’s time for “Part 10”

Dutchess_III's avatar

Yes, I am wondering just that!

TJBM likes to experiment in the kitchen.

shego's avatar

True I do.

TJBM always runs out of conditioner before running out of shampoo
I do

shniernan's avatar

This Jelly has a military cut haircut. Even at its longest, I just spike it up. So my hair has virtually no need for attention. O.o AKA I don’t use conditioner.

TJBM doesn’t have a QWERTY keyboard on their phone.

Dutchess_III's avatar

No, I don’t. But don’t need one, either.

TJBM kind of wishes they could magically get another “snow day” tomorrow…..

snowberry's avatar

UM, haven’t thought of it, but I’m rather tired of what they call snow around here, AND that they have no clue how to plow it. So, No.

TJBM just went to bed, and then got up again, and is now fluthering.

Dutchess_III's avatar

No, getting ready for bed now! Not to awaken until dawn.

TJBM loves their job. I love this game!

jonsblond's avatar

True. I do. It is very rewarding.

TJBM has been pricked by a porcupine or cactus. Take your prick pick.

shego's avatar

True I have fallen on top of a fuzzy looking cactus, it hurt like hell.

TJBM has ridden on a motorcycle before.

DrBill's avatar

1800cc Goldwing

TJBM really needs to be in bed considering it is late and they have to work in the morning.

Tropical_Willie's avatar

Not— Currently in Hawaii. It’s 20:40 (8:40 PM)

TJBM know how to wedge clay.

snowberry's avatar

Yes. It’s been years since I have, but I have done it.

TJBM has to drive or ride a long way to work.

shego's avatar

False.

TJBM loves going antique hunting.

Coloma's avatar

False.
I used to be an antique nut, have a couple of pieces still, an antique secretary and buffet, but, have changed my decorating theme to more asian, ethnic, modern the last handful of years.
Out with the old and in with the new! ;-)

TJBM ate waaay too much yesterday. ( projection)

Dutchess_III's avatar

No…I had two slices of toast for breakfast, and a piece of banana bread and some crab salad later in the afternoon.

TJBM needs a haircut!

WillWorkForChocolate's avatar

False. As per my husband’s request, I am once again growing out my hair. /sigh

The jelly below me thinks of KatawaGrey every time they watch Avatar.

Dutchess_III's avatar

LOL! True!

TJBM still asks strictly “yes/ no” questions in his or her mind!

erichw1504's avatar

False?

TJBM watched the Oscars last night.

shego's avatar

False, I personally have never watched any of the award shows. They’re just boring.

TJBM needs to buy some new clothes.

tranquilsea's avatar

False. I have enough to last me a couple of years.

TJBM makes sure that everyone who participates in this thread gets some lurve for their efforts.

WillWorkForChocolate's avatar

True! Lurve slut over here! I give it up prettty easily.

The jelly below me is at least “mildly” allergic to almost everything, including food, animals and trees. (A girlfriend of mine has a little girl who tested positive for almost every single food, animal and plant allergy. It’s awful!)

erichw1504's avatar

False.

TJBM wants to wallop somebody with their “fire-breathing fist”.

tranquilsea's avatar

False, I’m not a walloping type.

TJBM loves to dance.

snowberry's avatar

Not so much, but I’d love to learn. However Hubby isn’t interested, and I wouldn’t want to learn without him. I’m not into ballet/modern dance.

TJBM is eating a late lunch.

erichw1504's avatar

@snowberry We need a new TJBM.

Coloma's avatar

False. It is 11:11 am PST and I am meeting a friend for chinese food in an hour. I am starving now!

TJBM is a morning person

erichw1504's avatar

False. Completely false. I am one of the worst morning people you will ever meet. It takes me about a half hour until I am even somewhat awake.

TJBM was once involved in a human pyramid.

tranquilsea's avatar

True. That’s one of the benefits of being one of many kids. We had enough people to make a human pyramid. They really hurt when they collapse though

TJBM has owned a tarantula.

erichw1504's avatar

False, but I did have a leopard gecko once.

TJBM can’t stand it when someone messes up their hair.

bunnygrl's avatar

LOL true :-)

TJBM loves that feeling you get when lying in bed, and you’re really tired, and just in the seconds before drifting off to sleep, you can feel your entire body completely relaxing and going “ooooooooooooo.” Lovely. One of the best feelings in the world at the end of a crazy day.

erichw1504's avatar

True. I love sleep.

TJBM has bowled a game over 200 before.

Coloma's avatar

False.
I am left handed and fully except that any sport or game involving balls is not my strong point. I havn’t done too well with balls attached to men either. I now lead a ball-less life and it’s good. haha

TJBM is leaving right now ( ba bye ) ;-)

erichw1504's avatar

False. Still here!

TJBM can do a hand-stand for more than a 30 seconds.

bunnygrl's avatar

False lol I have terrible balance in the standing up position and take that away from me and it won’t end well :-)

TJBM is off to bed…. I am <hugs fellow jelllies> night night honeys, sweet dreams <wanders off upstairs with hot water bottle and baby Jade>

tranquilsea's avatar

False. It’s 1:50pm here and -29 Celsius and a blizzard out there

TJBM has children

erichw1504's avatar

False. Although that may change in the near future.

TJBM ate something spicy today.

blueiiznh's avatar

not yet
TJBM is spicy.

erichw1504's avatar

Not yet.

TJBM can put their leg behind their head.

blueiiznh's avatar

yep
TJBM thinks that is TMI

erichw1504's avatar

Nope.

TJBM can fit three or more golf balls in their mouth at once.

blueiiznh's avatar

nope.
TJBM or TJAM can suck a golf ball through a garden hose

erichw1504's avatar

You bet I… nah, I can’t.

TJBM has done a front flip into a pool before.

Coloma's avatar

Probably, but I can’t recall anything that stands out.
I have crashed on water skis and gotten an instant enema. I’d rather not talk about it. lol

TJBM has a tummy ache
projection, oooh, the chinese lunch was not a good choice I wish I were bulimic.

tranquilsea's avatar

False, but I am mostly asleep at this point only 4 hours of sleep last night

TJBM is a vegetarian

shego's avatar

False.

TJBM has a spot that on the couch or a chair that they don’t share.
I do, and my best friends brother went to the extreme, of leaving an indentation on his favorite spot on the couch

snowberry's avatar

I wouldn’t say so.

TJBM is a sugar-holic.

Coloma's avatar

True. Sugar and spice and everything nice. ;-)

TJBM wears a ring of some sort.

OpryLeigh's avatar

True. The ring that my Grandmother brought over from Singapore in the 50’s. I never take it off.

TJBM is reading a really gripping book at the moment. I am. Geek Love by Katherine Dunn which I believe was recommended by someone on a thread here last week. I highly recommend it.

erichw1504's avatar

False. Which reminds me I need to get back into one.

TJBM can’t believe it’s March already.

Coloma's avatar

True. I can’t believe how fast the last 5 YEARS of my life has gone by…damn, talk about a time warp! lol

TJBM is trying to get motivated for their work day projection

erichw1504's avatar

True, can’t seem to get into “work mode”. And Fluther isn’t helping!

TJBM can spin a pen around their finger without it falling.

AmWiser's avatar

True. Can’t everyone:)
I wasn’t gonna..but here goes…TJBM will follow this thread to PART 10

Fyrius's avatar

Do Fluther threads have reply limits?

AmWiser's avatar

@Fyrius No. Threads do not have reply limits. The reason this thread restarts is because the page loads very slowly on some computers (especially after about 200 replies). So you can imagine after 2,000 replies, people would just give up.

Fyrius's avatar

I see.

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