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Newly crowned Ruler of the World, what will your first words be-?

Asked by mazingerz88 (18450 points ) March 25th, 2011

I’m very interested as to what would matter most for human beings who even in a fictional scenario find themselves having godlike powers and how would they behave.

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Plucky's avatar

I’m queeeen of the world!

JmacOroni's avatar

I think there’s been a mistake….

Summum's avatar

It won’t happen until we progress a long ways.

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Zaku's avatar

First, disarming and making safe all the most dangerous human follies, such as nuclear weapons, nuclear power plants, other industries which are threatening to do major damage to other species and habitats.

Second, protecting and re-establishing the health of habitats for non-human species. Controlling greenhouse gasses.

Third, socio-economic, justice, and political reforms.

Fourth, development and cultivation of education and culture.

Randy's avatar

You guys just fucked up!

buster's avatar

Your mouths will make interesting urinals.

KateTheGreat's avatar

You’ll regret this.

ETpro's avatar

And here I thought my megalomaniacal plans would never bear fruit. Till today, even my cat would not listen to me.

jonsblond's avatar

Don’t be a dick.

mazingerz88's avatar

@KatetheGreat not the smile my empress…

mazingerz88's avatar

Where’s the bathroom-?!

Dog's avatar

I resign.

cookieman's avatar

Um…do I get an intern?

Jeruba's avatar

“Could I please have a small cushion for my back?”

mazingerz88's avatar

Without showing favoritism to any particular country of mine, I declare China the 51st state of America-!

Symbeline's avatar

Finally…every zombie movie ever, IN MY POSSESSION.

Jeremycw1's avatar

If you don’t stand for something, you’ll fall for anything. I don’t know why I would say that… but i would haha

lucillelucillelucille's avatar

Four score and seven years ago our fathers brought forth on this continent, a new nation, conceived in Liberty, and dedicated to the proposition that all men are created equal.

Now we are engaged in a great civil war, testing whether that nation, or any nation so conceived and so dedicated, can long endure. We are met on a great battle-field of that war. We have come to dedicate a portion of that field, as a final resting place for those who here gave their lives that that nation might live. It is altogether fitting and proper that we should do this.

But, in a larger sense, we can not dedicate—we can not consecrate—we can not hallow—this ground. The brave men, living and dead, who struggled here, have consecrated it, far above our poor power to add or detract. The world will little note, nor long remember what we say here, but it can never forget what they did here. It is for us the living, rather, to be dedicated here to the unfinished work which they who fought here have thus far so nobly advanced. It is rather for us to be here dedicated to the great task remaining before us—that from these honored dead we take increased devotion to that cause for which they gave the last full measure of devotion—that we here highly resolve that these dead shall not have died in vain—that this nation, under God, shall have a new birth of freedom—and that government of the people, by the people, for the people, shall not perish from the earth and you owe me money.;)

augustlan's avatar

Let there be peace. If not, I’m going to kick your ass.

ucme's avatar

Shit….I think I left the iron on, do excuse me!

Brian1946's avatar

I’m intrigued, that you’re trying to give the crown to someone, who didn’t even enter “The World’s Most Clever Acceptance Speech” contest. ;-o

ragingloli's avatar

Freedom is irrelevant. Self-determination is irrelevant. You must comply.
Your archaic cultures are authority-driven. To facilitate our introduction into your societies, it has been decided that a human voice will speak for us in all communications. I have been chosen to be that voice.
I am Locutus – of Borg. Resistance – is futile. Your life, as it has been – is over. From this time forward, you will service – us.

YoKoolAid's avatar

Be excellent to each other…..and party on

mazingerz88's avatar

@ragingloli I BOW TO THE BORG!

Written's avatar

Why so serious?

mazingerz88's avatar

Let’s build something! I want it to last forever outlasting the pyramids but I also want it to be colorful so I demand that Lego do it!

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shariw's avatar

Take a number and go to the back of the line.

bunnygrl's avatar

I declare the beginning of a new era of respect. Respect for our fellow humans, respect for animals, both domestic and not, and respect for our planet. It will now be considered a crime of the most serious kind, with punishment to match, to deliberately cause harm to a fellow being, whether human or animal. The world’s wealth will also now be equally distributed amongst all of its citizens, no child will ever again know hunger.

huggles xx

mazingerz88's avatar

It’s my own design
It’s my own remorse
Help me to decide
Help me make the most
Of freedom and of pleasure
Nothing ever lasts forever
Everybody wants to rule the World…now tell me I’m better than Tears For Fears or else!

bunnygrl's avatar

@mazingerz88 Excellent lol!!
<hugs for making me smile> xx

mazingerz88's avatar

@mazingerz88 I see. You must be a Tears for Fears fan? Anyways happy to amuse.

RareDenver's avatar

Don’t pray to a god
we’re in this together all the way
from the old to the young
and from the cradle to the grave

Look to yourself
because there’s plenty of wealth
in us all
if we fight the good fight
then they’re gonna have to fall to us all

Ela's avatar

“Where is my supersuit?!”

mazingerz88's avatar

Shut this whole planet down-! LOL

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