Who's got the most Perfecto-fish awards? And who's got the highest ratio of Perfecto-fish awards to responses?

I think it might be @DominicX… I seem to remember him saying he had a ton of them. In the hundreds, if I’m remembering correctly. I don’t have any, so I’m out.

I only have five but perhaps given the typos in my posts, I obviously should have many more :D

@augustlan 423 to be exact. :) I probably have the most of them, though I’m not sure if that’s really something to be proud of…

I have about 7000 responses and 25 fishes.

I was absolutely positive that I had over 100, but I think it may have been reset when my account was deleted. I could be wrong. In any case, right now I have 15.

A mere 134 fishies.

I now have 189, which gives me a response to fish ratio of about 16.67.

Eight fucking fishies only…., 4118 4119 responses.
Ratio? You do the maths, please.

Edit: Apparently I have nine now.
Just got one added, right after I wrote this answer…., could be a clue as to why they are awarded?

If @DominicX is king, @Jeruba is probably queen. She has 394. Since neither of them have their answers showing in their profiles, I can’t determine their ratios.

11,600 & some responses, 31 perfect fish. I’m guessing the majority of those were because I wanted to add a little more to a question/response.

11,600 responses and only 8 fishies. Hmm, does this mean I don’t edit much?

Edit: Could be.
Edit 2: Maybe not.
Cheese.
Edit 3: Now I have 9 fishies… weird.

I have 6. What does that mean? I have no idea how you get them. What am I bad at? Do I even want to know?

Where or how does one find his own stats? I see what I have earned but not how many times.

@gailcalled Hover over your awards with your mouse pointer and stay fixed…, it will show you a pop-up with a description (be it cryptic) and the amount of times rewarded.
Edit: Forgot the where; on your gailcalled page under the tab Awards.

@rebbel: Thanks. I had forgotten. I have 40 perfecto fishes and 23,551 responses. Does that have some profound meaning?

@gailcalled You are welcome!
And no.

I have 395 of them, I blush to say. Afterthoughts ‘R us. (Took me a while to find the information, and in between times I re-re-recorrected another post.)

I give up. I can’t for the life of me figure out how to get the perfecto fish award. Psst! maybe someone will PM me to let me know. I would be eternally grateful:)

I did, @AmWiser. (Thought there were enough clues in my post just above.)

Over 10,600 responses, and only 7 fishes. I guess prephrasing does help.

^^I’m all smiles and grins right now.^

You’re so easy to please, @AmWiser.

Damn! @AmWiser You have got some clout around here! No one told me how to do it. I don’t know if I am interpreting @Jeruba‘s clue properly, but it sounds like you have to have at least two answers in editing at the same time and one has to be on its third or fourth edit. Is that right? Or do I have to bribe someone to tell me the answer.

If this is right, then I have new respect for those with a lot of these fish. I can barely keep one thought in mind at a time, much less two. And to reedit them both at the same time just boggles my mind. Makes me feel pretty stupid. I don’t think I could edit my way out of a paper bag.

In fact, overall this prize business makes me feel pretty stupid. I don’t know how any of these prizes are achieved. They seem to appear randomly from time to time. They make me feel quite inadequate. I think I hate them.

@gailcalled 2nd edit on two questions at a time?

No revealing the answers publicly, folks!

<< 4100+ responses and zero perfecto fish. I think I know how they arrive now and I’m a little surprised I have never done the required steps.

@Blueroses I know what you mean. I love trying to figure things out but this one really had me stumped. It’s a well thought out award on Fluther’s part.

I have received 52 of them over the course of 2,484 responses. So I get them approximately 0.020933977 times per response.

Sometimes I get them on purpose, though.

I guess it means I’m not a perfectionist at all. In fact, could anyone be less of a perfectionist around here than I am? What does that mean? Jellies hate perfectionists? They lurve flaws? I am arguably the most flawed person here. Or perhaps I just talk about it the most? And jellies are kind… so very very kind to those of us with many flaws. Should this encourage people to have flaws?

But only a special kind of flaw, since bad spelling and lack of capitalization are a problem. Is it a sign of another thaw that I even bother to think about this?