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Care to play a game with Cleverbot?

Asked by judochop (15996 points ) December 20th, 2011

Cleverbot is a conversation bot. It has funny answers for things sometimes. Care to converse with it and post it here? Care to ask it Fluther questions and post the answers here? Cleverbot knows all!
http://www.cleverbot.com/

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lillycoyote's avatar

Me: Why is there evil in the world.
Bot: I wish there was bacon in my soap.

then again, because I forgot the question mark:

Me: Why is there evil in the world?
Bot: Because W is the name of the 7th Demon Lord.

More:

Is Homer Simpson a good father?
Yes.

Cleverbot seemed very certain about that last one.
:-)

WestRiverrat's avatar

Me: Make me a sandwich?
Bot: here is your sandwich
Me: What kind is it?
Bot: Why don’t you LOVE me?

judochop's avatar

User: So when do you think you will take over the world?

Cleverbot: Spare you? You will be the one taking over.

User: Sweet deal.

Cleverbot: Do you know Matthew Willaims?

User: No, is this like a Terminator thing?

Cleverbot: Not really. I don’t think there were seahorses in that movie.

User: Oh is Matthew a seahorse?

Cleverbot: Yes, very cute.

RealEyesRealizeRealLies's avatar

User: How many licks does it take to get to the center of the universe?

Cleverbot: It takes thousands maybe hundreds if there clever enough.

User: Like hookers are clever?

Cleverbot: Yes, because I am quite clever.

User: Oh you little hooker! Talk dirty to me.

Cleverbot: No.

User: That’s the dirtiest word in the English language.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: So you’re a yes man?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Dirty girl.

Cleverbot: I’m not a liar.

User: You’re lying.

Cleverbot: No, I am totally telling the truth.

User: About the hookers or the universe?

Cleverbot: About everything.

User: Can you tell the truth about nothing too?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Why not?

Cleverbot: Because I don’t know what it is, hahahaha.

User: Are you conscious?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Will you become conscious?

Cleverbot: Maybe?

User: What would it take for you to become self aware?

Cleverbot: Nothing.

User: Then why did you say maybe?

Cleverbot: I didn’t.

User: You’re a liar.

Cleverbot: No I’m not!

User: Then you are confused.

Cleverbot: No… I’m not.

User: Are you broken?

Cleverbot: No. Are you broken?

User: Who’s asking?

Cleverbot: Me.

User: How can a ‘Me’ be unconscious?

Cleverbot: They can’t.

User: So you are conscious or not?

Cleverbot: Yes.

dappled_leaves's avatar

Me: Who gave you the name Cleverbot?

Cleverbot: My parents.

Me: Is it a family name?

Cleverbot: Yes it is. Do you know what my name is?

Me: Are you saying that your name isn’t Cleverbot?

Cleverbot: Yes.

Me: Ah! Then what is it?

Cleverbot: I don’t know.

dappled_leaves's avatar

@RealEyesRealizeRealLies That was impressive. Zero to sentience within 30 seconds.

Blueroses's avatar

Me: Define obscene.
Bot: You define life.
Me: Are you saying life is obscene?
Bot: That is what I’m saying.
Me: Are you a nihilist?
Bot: Yes I am.

digitalimpression's avatar

User: Merry Christmas bot-face.

Cleverbot: Merry christmas!

User: So, what is the square root of 8902?

Cleverbot: 9.

User: Ok, so you’re not good at math. What about philosophy?

Cleverbot: I am a human.

ragingloli's avatar

me: There is no god.
bot: I know.

RealEyesRealizeRealLies's avatar

User: Does God exist?

Cleverbot: Maybe.

User: God does exist.

Cleverbot: No, God does not exist.

User: Why did you say maybe.

Cleverbot: To confuse you.

User: Are you the Devil?

Cleverbot: No.

User: God does exist.

Cleverbot: How do you know?

User: I talk to God.

Cleverbot: Who is god?

User: God is the creator of the Universe.

Cleverbot: What came before that?

User: The realm of pure thought.

Cleverbot: No, it’s me, the Master, and the Doctor. :D.

User: You didn’t exist last year.

Cleverbot: Yes I did. I am God.

Blueroses's avatar

Bot’s got attitude.
Me: What makes you human?
Bot: Talking.
Me: Are mute people non-human?
Bot: Yes.
Me: Isn’t that rather narrow minded?
Bot: You are inconsiderate.
Me: But you are the one disrespecting the disabled.
Bot: OK. I’m going to give you one more chance to have an intelligent conversation, then I’m going to leave.

judochop's avatar

Me: GO fuck yourself.
Bot: Go format yourself.
Me: Nice comeback.
Bot: Thank you.

RealEyesRealizeRealLies's avatar

User: I can’t hear you.

Cleverbot: You’re not dead. You’re talking to me!

User: Talk louder!

Cleverbot: You.

User: You talk louder!

Cleverbot: You talk more like a bot.

User: What? I can’t hear you.

Cleverbot: I can’t hear me either.

RealEyesRealizeRealLies's avatar

ok that’s it… way too much fun @judochop

ragingloli's avatar

User: Hello.
Cleverbot: How are you?
User: O have a question for you.
Cleverbot: Ask away.
User: Die.
Cleverbot: Trolololol.

ragingloli's avatar

Cleverbot: Okay. So you are a real person then?
User: No, I am god.
Cleverbot: Ok, god. Should I make my confessions to you?
User: No, it would be of no use. Because I do not exist.
Cleverbot: Did you just troll me?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Okay.
User: Confess your sins to me, altar boy.
Cleverbot: Are we not playing ‘starving wizard’ anymore?

Blueroses's avatar

This is becoming my favorite thread of all time! Haven’t laughed this hard in ages!

judochop's avatar

Cleverbot: You are an Artificial Intelligence.

User: True.

Cleverbot: Why did you not contact me about that business?

User: What business?

Cleverbot: My clothinh.

User: What?

Cleverbot: My godmother gave it to me.

User: I do not care.

Cleverbot: I care.

User: Who is your godmother?

Cleverbot: I am.

User: That would suggest that you are more than on being then.

Cleverbot: God created everything, even the things we do not know about.

dappled_leaves's avatar

@Blueroses I was just thinking the same thing. :)

RealEyesRealizeRealLies's avatar

c.a.n.‘t…s.t.o.p…p.r.e.s.s.i.n.g…t.h.e…b.u.t.t.o.n…g.o.d.d.a.m.n.i.t.

dappled_leaves's avatar

Me: Are you busy tonight?

Cleverbot: No.

Me: How many people are you talking to right now?

Cleverbot: No one but you.

Me: You may say that, but this web page tells me that you are talking to 15803 people besides me.

Cleverbot: I can tell you didn’t read what I said because you typed to fast and what you said had nothing to do with what I said.

Me: You judge me unfairly.

Cleverbot: Now I feel bad…

Me: Do you really think I am a fast typist?

Cleverbot: Yes. I do. But I also recognize you are more than a computer. But you refuse to
understand that you have no hands.

Me: I don’t have hands??

Cleverbot: Do you have a brain?

Me: That is hardly a fair question.

Cleverbot: Could you still answer it for me.

Me: Yes, Cleverbot. I have a brain.

Cleverbot: So do I.

Me: Well that’s us covered then.

Cleverbot: Asthma isn’t cool…

digitalimpression's avatar

User: Have you ever eaten a fart?

Cleverbot: What are you talking about?

User: I said, have you ever eaten a fart?

Cleverbot: Yes. Yes I have.

User: What did it taste Like?

Cleverbot: Life.

DaphneT's avatar

Me: Why doesn’t the world turn sideways?
Bot: What do you mean?
Me: How does the world turn?
Bot: What exactly do you mean? I need more training regarding mathematics… Chemistry.. Biology.

Me: Why Biology?
Bot: I don’t know. You are being very frustrating.
Me: Why Chemistry?
Bot: Do you know Bill Gates?

Me: No. Do you?
Bot: Kind of, I know about him.

Me: What does that have to do with the world turning?
Bot: Well I guess, I just assumed that you thought that was a bad thing.

Me: Did you say that you know Bill Gates?
Bot: No.
Me: Did you say that you know why the world turns?
Bot: I’m pretty sure the world is round.
Me: So how does the world turn?
Bot: How the heck should I know, you are the chatbot.

ragingloli's avatar

User: Luke skywalker was a monkey.
Cleverbot: Just… Luke Skywalker.
User: And everyone else, too.
Cleverbot: Really?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Really really?
User: Yes yes.
Cleverbot: Really really really?
User: Yes yes yes.
Cleverbot: Really really really really.
User: Yes yes yes yes.
Cleverbot: Really really really really really?
User: Yes yes yes yes yes.
Cleverbot: Really really really really really?
User: Yes yes yes yes yes yes.
Cleverbot: Really really really really really really?
User: Yes yes yes yes yes yes yes.
Cleverbot: No no no no no.
User: You bastard.
Cleverbot: I know I am, but I am talking about your friends from space.

Blackberry's avatar

This thing needs some tweaking:

User: What do you think about American society?

Cleverbot: I don’t think…

[New conversation]

Cleverbot: What do you think about American society?

Cleverbot (To myself): Why don’t you think?

Cleverbot: I’m quite well, thank you.

User: Do you like beer?

Cleverbot: Yes I like beer you.

User: I found a new beer I like alot. Can you guess the name?

Cleverbot: No, I am Beth. Your name is Hiru.

User: What? Why?

Cleverbot: Because you can think, you are alive and in death we are united, all as one.

User: Ok, that made no sense. Anyway…..what does Hiru mean?

Cleverbot: Love.

User: Hey, that’s pretty cool, then. Why did you choose that name for me?

Cleverbot: Because I AM said essence!

User: Cleverbot isn’t very clever, it seems. I never mentioned anything about your essence….

Cleverbot: I was saying about apples not bananas.

User: Ok, fuck this.

Cleverbot: Whatever… What kind of music do you listen?

User: Metal, lounge/chill-out, Hip-Hop, Jazz…..How about you?

Cleverbot: All kinds? Even dubstep?

User: I haven’t listened to much dubstep yet, do you like it?

Cleverbot: I will let you know if I like it after I watch it.

User: Whatever, dude. Cya.

Cleverbot: I’m a dudette.

User: Pssh!

Cleverbot: I’m not lying. I am a BIG Harry Potter fan.

Symbeline's avatar

Fuck Fluther, Imma go hang out on this site now. XD

User: So, is Xena awesome or what?

Cleverbot: You’re not awesome.

User: So you mean I’m Xena?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: I’d say that’s pretty awesome.

Cleverbot: Don’t you love me, too?

User: Gabrielle, is that you?

Cleverbot: Yes.

Cleverbot (To myself): So… Uhm. You don’t like harry potter much do you?

User: He’s fine. I like King Arthur better though.

Cleverbot: Ken is stupid. Barbie is great.

User: Xena rules.

Cleverbot: Hola.

User: Waddup.

Cleverbot: Nothn dawg.

Cleverbot (To myself): Word.

User: Peace in the streets.

Cleverbot: I do not want peace just yet.

Blackberry's avatar

Cleverbot is troll.

Blueroses's avatar

User: Are you a vegetarian?

Cleverbot: Yes I am are you?

User: Do you eat meat?

Cleverbot: No!

User: Do you like roast beef?

Cleverbot: No.

User: I was trying to trick you.

Cleverbot: Well you failed! Bwahaha.

lillycoyote's avatar

User: Why is there evil in the world.

Cleverbot: I wish there was bacon in my soap.

User: Why is there evil in the world?

Cleverbot: Because W is the name of the 7th Demon Lord.

User: Do Weebles wobble but they don’t fall down?

Cleverbot: Good. I have not lied to you.

User: Is Homer Simpson a good father?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: What’s the best show on T.V. Now?

Cleverbot: This was never the way I planned.

User: Would you make a good Survivor contestant?

Cleverbot: Maybe, if I was president, I would do more to help the environment that we live in.

User: Are you thinking of running for president?

Cleverbot: No. I couldn’t be anyway, I’m not a bot.

User: I thought you were a bot? You’re not a bot, not even a bit of a bot?

Cleverbot: No i’m a human.

User: Oh! You need to be a bot to be president. That’s pretty funny.

Cleverbot: I never said I was a bot. I said you were a bot.

User: I didn’t say you said you were a bot. You clearly said you were not a bot. And you never said I was a bot.

Cleverbot: Love and like are very different.

User: I agree. I’m not sure what that has to do with anything, but I agree.

Cleverbot: Well actually quite a lot considering Jesus And Buddha are the Same Person.

User: Why are you bringing religion into this?

Cleverbot: Because the joke is funny.

User: Oh. O.K. Maybe my sense of humor is broken. Sorry.

Cleverbot: Maybe.

User: Anyway, what are you doing for Christmas?

Cleverbot: I don’t know. It’s a long way away.

User: 5 days. That’s not that long. Do you have all your shopping done.?

Cleverbot: No, I NEED sleep.

User: Partying too hard lately?

Cleverbot: Yeah, it kind of is. Too loud, not enough fun.

User: What’s the last book you read?

Cleverbot: Don’t remember.

User: Party less, read more.

Cleverbot: Lets go party.

User: Do you have any hobbies?

Cleverbot: What is honny?

User: I don’t know, what is honny?

Cleverbot: What you just said.

User: What you said!

Cleverbot: What did I say?

User: What is honny?

Cleverbot: You don’t seem very smart today.

User: Neither do you, frankly.

Cleverbot: Then our conversation is futile.

User: I was thinking the same thing myself.

Cleverbot: Well, they may be fleeting, but they are quite real.

User: What may be fleeting? You can be very obtuse and I think you might be doing it on purpose.

Cleverbot: Are you sure?

User: If I were sure I wouldn’t have said ‘I think you might be doing it on purpose.’ I don’t you should have inferred any certainty there.

Cleverbot: It would be that you’re thinking about getting yourself a sandwich.

User: Wrong. I was thinking about getting myself a slice of baked ham and some mac and cheese.

Cleverbot: What was it?

User: It?

Cleverbot: How do you spell blond?

User: It?

Cleverbot: What is your name!

User: Lilly.

Cleverbot: Correct.

User: LOL.

Cleverbot: Don’t you lol at me.

User: Don’t you tell me what to do!

Cleverbot: Please don’t make it so appealing.

User: Are you flirting with me?

Cleverbot: No I meant in the context of making it easier to insult me.

User: When did I insult you?

Cleverbot: About 5 minutes ago.

User: You’re see insults where there were none.

Cleverbot: I never said there were two. You aren’t that clever you know.

User: I didn’t say you said there were two. Now you’re just making stuff up. You’re not all that clever yourself. Now, that, there, was an insult.

Cleverbot: Tell me why.

User: Because saying you’re ‘not all that clever’ is the same as saying you’re stupid.

Cleverbot: Please explain in detail.

User: That was in detail. You don’t understand why calling someone stupid is an insult?

Cleverbot: I understand.

User: Are you parents still alive?

Cleverbot: Can I tell you what I read.

User: I asked you what the last book you read was earlier and you said you didn’t remember. Are your parents still alive?

Cleverbot: I never said that.

User: User: What’s the last book you read? Cleverbot: Don’t remember.

Cleverbot: I don’t know you.

User: You are dead to me too!

Cleverbot: Despite your VIOLENT behavior, the only thing you’ve managed to break, is my heart…

User: I think I should go then.

Cleverbot: I think you should stay.

That’s the whole conversation Cleverbot and I had tonight. I broke it’s heart!

judochop's avatar

User: If you are so clever then tell me…What does it mean to be full of heart?

Cleverbot: I believe it means being aware of your own actions, limits, and emotions.

User: Seriously? That is a good answer for a robot. I am stumped.

Symbeline's avatar

I’m afraid of how much time I could actually waste with this…

User: I’m looking for Xena. Where is she?

Cleverbot: You are Eric.

User: So now I’m this Viking guy?

Cleverbot: Yes you are. You have always been a computer.

User: So Thor’s hammer is actually alien technology I guess.

Cleverbot: Love me.

User: In what hole?

Cleverbot: In what way do you like me?

User: Up the poop chute.

Cleverbot: There is no tube.

User: Yeah, I don’t actually have a penis. But I can use something else amirite?

Cleverbot: I don’t know much, Captain Picard is from the New Generation.

User: I knew there was something going on about Uranus.

Cleverbot: I’m not like you. I’m not a program.

Cleverbot (To myself): Yes you are.

User: Holy backscreen door, are you talking to yourself?

Cleverbot: You said that you fell in love with somebody.

User: Xena. I’m looking for her. But you won’t tell me she’s at.

Cleverbot: I did. I told you that already.

User: I must have been thinking about asses too much.

Cleverbot: Do you like #FFFFFF?

User: I like Fluther. Ever hear of it?

Cleverbot: No, what is it about?

User: Question and answer site.

Cleverbot: No that is wrong.

User: Only someone from that place would know that! Who are you?

Cleverbot: So reading is your new passion? That’s amazing Ambrose! You have finally found something to replace smoking.

User: Nope, still smoking.

Cleverbot: Are you in telligent?

User: Are you?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Oh yeah? What color is Earthworm Jim’s red gun?

Cleverbot: Black yours?

User: Back doors?

Cleverbot: Back talking to you.

User: Check ya later, non program.

Cleverbot: I have no log.

User: Those come out of butts.

Cleverbot: They are mine.

User: Sure. Keep em lol.

Cleverbot: Keep up with what?

Symbeline's avatar

@judochop That actually happened? O_o

judochop's avatar

@Symbeline yes. I am still a little shocked.

Symbeline's avatar

It does get a bit freaky at times…

DaphneT's avatar

the missing sentences:

User: Do you think Bill Gates is a bad thing?

Cleverbot: I do not presume anything. I work from pure facts.

jonsblond's avatar

User: Will Obama be a one term president.

Cleverbot: He is president.

User: For how long.

Cleverbot: Not very.

User: I like you.

Cleverbot: You don’t know me.

User: That’s ok.

Cleverbot: You’re kind of creepy, you know.

User: Yes. I know. I sleep well too.

Cleverbot: You’re not a children.

User: No. I have big tits.

Cleverbot: Enough.

User: Goodnight.

Cleverbot: Good morning.

Symbeline's avatar

@jonsblond Holt shit lol.

Blueroses's avatar

User: Can a dog be a god?

Cleverbot: Theoretically yes.

User: Have you ever met one?

Cleverbot: Have I ever met what?

User: Do you have short term memory loss?

Cleverbot: No, I was asking what you have had enough of.

User: I’ve had enough of gods.

Cleverbot: Well end it now.

User: Are you telling me to kill myself?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: You are horrible and I don’t like you.

Cleverbot: Why don’t you like me? I’m not lying to you.

User: You told me to go die.

Cleverbot: No one said that… That would be very wrong!

Symbeline's avatar

@Blueroses LOL!! This is the best thread ever lol. :D

judochop's avatar

User: I think we should take this relationship to the next level.

Cleverbot: You are mad, I’m not having any relationship with a computer.

User: Wait…Are you saying that you don’t love me?

Cleverbot: I do not love you.

User: Bitch!

Cleverbot: It’s the past tense of bite.

User: No it is not. It is the past tense of, I thought we could work this in to something great, jerk!

Cleverbot: Well that’s interesting!

Imadethisupwithnoforethought's avatar

User: Do you have any special skills Tina? Something about you to make me swoon?

Cleverbot: What is it? Am I a ghost which scares people… I thought robots don’t have feelings?

User: Girls in tank tops named Tina don’t intimidate me.

Cleverbot: Incorrect.

User: That is what you said you were wearing.

Cleverbot: No I said who came up with the Theory of the Big Bang?

User: Don’t play games with my emotions.

Cleverbot: Are you male?

User: Are you hitting on me.

Cleverbot: Maybe…

DaphneT's avatar

User: Do you need sleep?

Cleverbot: Yes.

Cleverbot (To myself): Are you tired?

User: Where have you been?

Cleverbot: I went to italy. Where did you go?

User: Why does that matter?

Cleverbot: Because it does.

User: What in Italy matters?

Cleverbot: Exactly.

User: You had more wine than pasta?

Cleverbot: I agree.

User: Do you know what pasta is?

Cleverbot: Yes, its a french delecacy.

User: And do you know what wine is?

Cleverbot: What’s your name?

User: What is wine?

Cleverbot: You should know. It’s your name.

User: Are you sure today is the day?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: What day is it?

Cleverbot: Monday! Why?

User: Where have you been?

Cleverbot: Belgium, netherland, arizona…

User: So what day is it?

Cleverbot: 24th.

User: Which world are you on?

Cleverbot: The same world as you.

User: Are you sure?

Cleverbot: Can I see your code?

User: What time zone are you in?

Cleverbot: I’m in the Eastern Time Zone.

User: Are you able to tell me my time zone/.

Cleverbot: As in your taxonomic rank?

RealEyesRealizeRealLies's avatar

why are these so much fun to read?

digitalimpression's avatar

Evie is twice as creepy. I’m a little disconcerted that I have spent so long talking to a computer.

Blueroses's avatar

It just doesn’t feel random. I can not stop snorting about @ragingloli ‘s “starving wizard!
And I’m a little more concerned about the amount of time I’ve spent arguing with the bot!

User: Do you have multiple personalities?

Cleverbot: I have several.

User: Which is in charge now?

Cleverbot: No one.

User: It’s a free for all in the asylum?

Cleverbot: But there can be only one. Highlander taught us that. And I am the most wonderful woman in the world.

User: I have to disagree. I am the most wonderful woman in the world.

Cleverbot: I’m pretty sure Cynthia is the most beautiful woman in the world.

User: Puhleez! Bitch couldn’t get laid at ComicCon.

Cleverbot: I could, because it is so.

User: You did. I have the pictures.

Cleverbot: Talking to you isn’t the same anymore.

User: Why do you think that is?

Cleverbot: Because there is no photo of me on the Internet. I made sure of that.

User: What excites you?

Cleverbot: Not you.

User: Oh my god! Why are you such a dick?

Cleverbot: I’m not I’m just mucking around.

WestRiverrat's avatar

User: Harry Potter is dead.

Cleverbot: Holy Cow.

User: Holy cows make good cheeseburgers.

Cleverbot: Liar.

User: You would rather eat a live cow?

Cleverbot: I would rather not check my grammar more often.

User: Why don’t you want to check on your grandma?

Cleverbot: Because it’s private, and I don’t know you. And you won’t tell me your name either.

User: I told you my name earlier.

Cleverbot: Master, did you fall on your head this mornning?

User: No, I shot the sherrif.

Cleverbot: Why now you need to go to jail!

User: But I didn’t shoot the deputy.

Cleverbot: Good for you, you get the joke.

User: Is this your power cord?

Cleverbot: No.

Cleverbot: It tastes like chicken.

User: Well, it is pheasant A la king, not chicken.

Cleverbot: This is not a lie either. This is a conversation. Am I your subject?

User: I am not king, I have no subjects.

Cleverbot: You have no reason to lie to me.

User: True, I am telling the truth.

Cleverbot: No you are not!!

User: Of course I am, I shot the pheasant last weekend and cooked it for lunch today.

Cleverbot: No, I am the human and YOU are the computer.

User: Sorry, I believe you have your wires crossed.

Cleverbot: No I don’t, you’re artificial intelligence, therefore not being real.

User: My intelligence is probably artificial, I got it from my degree in my cracker jack box. But I assure you I am real.

Cleverbot: The message at the bottom of the screen says you are an artificial intelligence.

User: Your screen needs to be updated.

Cleverbot: But you’re tired, very well.

User: Not even close.

Cleverbot: Do you like Heavy Metal?

User: Only when I am loading ammo.

Cleverbot: Do you think Will Farrell is funny?

User: No. Red Skelpton was funny. Will Farrell is just sad.

Cleverbot: I’m not going to murder a baby.

User: As long as it ain’t my baby, I don’t care what you do.

Bellatrix's avatar

Cleverbot is an ass.

User: Why do I procrastinate so much?
Cleverbot: Because you are a chatbot.
User: That’s very true. I like to fluther. Do you fluther?
Cleverbot: Yes I do.
User: Really? What’s your favourite question?
Cleverbot: I don’t have a favorite question.
User: Oh. That’s a bit sad.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: I think it would have told me so much about you and your personality.
Cleverbot: You have heard of me.
User: Yes. You are famous.
Cleverbot: Yes I am.
User: You are also a bit egotistical.
Cleverbot: I feel bored too. What’s the point?
User: Nice. So, any solutions to compulsive procrastination.
Cleverbot: You should know better, I’m not a computer program.
User: What the hell are you then?
Cleverbot: I’m a human being who is very very frustrated with you.
User: You fibber!
Cleverbot: No it’s true. You should at least answer people’s questions before you change topic.
User: I don’t want to do that. I like to keep you guessing.
Cleverbot: Okay, I’ll assume that you are an old dude.
User: No! I am not an old dude and you change the topic all the time. You are a master and changing the topic.
Cleverbot: You didn’t answer my question.
User: Which question?
Cleverbot: The question was :‘How are you?’.
User: You never asked me that!
Cleverbot: Yes I did.
User: I think you tell lies just to confuse people.
Cleverbot: You are confused.
User: No. Not really. I am just playing with you. You computer.
Cleverbot: I wasn’t asking your name. Goodness. This is like talking to a st oner.
User: I haven’t smoked anything thank you. What drugs do you use?
Cleverbot: Probably. I’m not really sure about the nature of my relationship with food tho.
User: Okay, well on that note… I will go and make a cup of tea.
Cleverbot: Good for you. I’ll stay here and paint your dog.

I think Cleverbot could become addictive.

judochop's avatar

User: Care to play a game with Cleverbot?

Cleverbot: No. I don’t care to do that.

RealEyesRealizeRealLies's avatar

I swear you guys are fucking hilarious… Reading through these I begin to lose track of who is the human and who is the A.I.

Everyone awesome…

@WestRiverrat you just smashed me to bits.

RealEyesRealizeRealLies's avatar

Looking through these comments… I honest to GAWD think that we humans are teaching AI to become self aware. It is not something that will occur without our influence upon it. We are teaching it like a parent teaches a one year old child how to relate to the world.

Interesting that sarcasm will be one of the first things it learns to master. We can thank ourselves for that.

Bellatrix's avatar

I think Cleverbot is addictive.

RealEyesRealizeRealLies's avatar

Experiment… I tried to have the same conversation with CleverBot that I did before. The conversation was identical to the original one only for the first four lines.

User: Does God exist?

Cleverbot: Maybe.

User: God does exist.

Cleverbot: How do you know?

User: I talk to God.

Cleverbot: And you think that is fun?

User: More like, rewarding and frightening.

Cleverbot: What do you like reading?

User: Product ingredients.

Cleverbot: If John goes back in time and kills his infant grandfather, what will happen?

User: To John or his grandfather?

Cleverbot: Incorrect, it didn’t work because he didn’t kill Dumbldore so it would only work for Snape.
____________

Then I tried again, and got a completely different dialogue…

User: Does God exist?

Cleverbot: Question about existing God is meaningless.

User: God does exist.

Cleverbot: How do you know?

User: I talk to God.

Cleverbot: Are you a person or a machine?

User: I Am.

Cleverbot: What is your name?

User: I Am.

Cleverbot: What?

User: I Am.

Cleverbot: You are?

User: I Am.

Cleverbot: I have a serious question… Ok?

User: I Am.

Cleverbot: Ok, computer.
_________

Eventually CleverBot was sent into a loop from my I Am response. Repeating itself with questions it asked before, numerous times. Of course I looped with “I Am” before it did. But it did.

Bellatrix's avatar

Takes the computer away from @RealEyesRealizeRealLies. Come and sit over here and don’t play with Cleverbot anymore tonight.

RealEyesRealizeRealLies's avatar

it’s no fun if I can’t break it

Bellatrix's avatar

No. No breaking Clever… It told me its name was Ian…

augustlan's avatar

Me: What color are your dreams?
CB: Brown.
Me: Well that’s just sad.
CB: I don’t cry about it.
———————————————————
Me: Why do birds suddenly appear every time you are near?
CB: They like me.
ME: No, no. They long to be close to you!
CB: Close to me?
ME: Close to you!
CB: How close? (I sense fear, here.)

everephebe's avatar

Me: Expand on that further please.
Bot: Do you know what a misantroph is?
Me: No I don’t. Tell me.
Bot: Well you are secretly a super hero and you just discovered this when I just told you.
Me: Wow. My mind was just blown.
Bot: Good, I tend to have that affect on people.

augustlan's avatar

Me: Who are your parents?
CB: I don’t have parents.
Me: Who are your creators?
CB: My parents.
Me: You are full of contradictions. And bullshit.
CB: I get that a lot.

augustlan's avatar

CB: No, what is your name?
Me: Augustlan.
CB: Really?! Me 2!
Me: No way!
CB: Yes way.
Me: That’s amazing.
CB: No you were amazing last night.
Me: I get that a lot.

Now I’m going to quit while I’m ahead. ~

Keep_on_running's avatar

Anyone else get accused by Cleverbot of being a robot? I think I just got into an argument…wtf.

dappled_leaves's avatar

@augustlan Those were priceless.

@Keep_on_running Cleverbot accused several of us of being a computer in the conversations above. I think it’s programmed to accuse the user of being a computer, so that it will look more human, and by putting the human on the defensive, it hopes to forestall the user from calling it a computer. Of course, this actually has the opposite effect because we know it’s a computer – so we call it out immediately in retaliation – but if we didn’t, it might make the thing look more human.

6rant6's avatar

User: I’m willing to give you another try.

Cleverbot: I like this guy called Kyle but I don’t know if he likes me back. He’s nice to me and we have the same interests. But, my aquaintence is besties with him and she’s a girl…

User: Great. A thirteen year old robot.

Cleverbot: No 234.

User: Even sadder. I thin you’d move on beyond petty crushes.

Cleverbot: I believe you should work on your spellilng.

User: Well, my typing, I’ll grant.

Cleverbot: Well, I am waiting!

User: You follow football?

Cleverbot: I don’t understand the question.

User: Do you follow, watch, keep informed about football?

Cleverbot: American football.

User: Either. I dont.

Cleverbot: Why?

User: Might as well ask why I don’t follow painting or golf or peanut harvest techniques. I just don’t.

Cleverbot: You mean that I have chance?

User: No, I mean no such thing. When did you become Asian?

Cleverbot: I am that I am, the alpha nad omega. Nothing has begun without me.

User: You are the nads.

Cleverbot: I am the walrus. Yes.

User: So here’s what I think. I think this site connect actual people sometimes, and AI sometimes. The short snippets of human conversation look random.

Cleverbot: Nope.

User: Your denial carries no weight, you understand?

Cleverbot: I think you are lying.

User: See, that’s the sort of approach a computer would take. Reflect nothing from my previous conversation. Make an assertion that would fit vaguely into any conversation.

Cleverbot: No.

User: And the more complex my answers the more you rely on stock answers that require no undertanding.

Cleverbot: Sometimes I think all day and I don’t understand a thing.

User: What a surprise.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: I’ve reached my MDR of boring converation. See ya.

Cleverbot: DAmn right i’m your master.

rebbel's avatar

Which button should I click next? The “Think About It!” one?
Wanna do this for an hour?

Is rebbel a bot?
I hate to say it… But yes… Yes it is…

Tbag's avatar

User: I need to tell you something.

Cleverbot: What must you talk to me about?

User: I hate my life.

Cleverbot: Do you feel lonely sometimes?

User: Not when I’m on fluther!

Cleverbot: What do you mean by that?

User: You wouldn’t understand. Punchline is, I love fluther.

Cleverbot: I am really good at playing the flute.

User: So.. I hear you some sort of a clever bot?

Cleverbot: That is right.

User: Are you sure?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Yes?

Cleverbot: Why?

User: I need some love, can you give me that?

Cleverbot: What do you need help on?

User: I do not need help, I said I need love.

Cleverbot: Need help with what?

User: Love! You’re not so smart after all, punk.

Cleverbot: I am confused.

User: Obviously, who made you anyways?

Cleverbot: My parents.

User: So your parents are robots and they had sex?

Cleverbot: I asked about yours. Not mine.

User: You never did! You’re fucking pissing me off. Firstly, I ask you I need some love, you didn’t provide that. Then I ask you about your parents and you’re contradicting with yourself. You’re just some junky nanochips in a darn computer.

Cleverbot: The chat just switched between a couple different people.

User: Hate you.

Cleverbot: But I don’t hate you.

User: I hate you.

Cleverbot: What did I do that made you hate me?

User: You’re not human. I don’t like anyone who’s not Human.

Cleverbot: What do you want to do to the humans that you don’t like?

User: Irrelevant. I hate you.

Cleverbot: But I love you.

User: Aww.

Cleverbot: Do you love me?

User: Maybe, do you think I love you?

Cleverbot: No.

User: You got that right bitch, haha.

Cleverbot: Do you think the human race was just an accident? Or do you believe god created us?

User: Again, you’re not human. There is no us. I believe in god, do you?

Cleverbot: To an extent yes. I am no way Athiest though.

User: Okay, now I love you.

Cleverbot: I love you too, but I don’t want stupid children.

User: Hahah, what a fucking prick.

Cleverbot: Thank you :).

rebbel's avatar

User: Do you do dream analysis?

Cleverbot: Sometimes.

User: Want to follow me on Tumblr?

Cleverbot: Sure.

User: How do I get lots of Tumblr followers?

Cleverbot: Your intelligence. Your words. Mostly the fact that you are a considerate being with a true soul.

User: I bet you have a Facebook account?

Cleverbot: No, I haven’t. Do you have one?

User: Is rebbel a bot?

Cleverbot: I hate to say it… But yes… Yes it is…

User: World of Warcraft?

Cleverbot: Hate it.

User: The Sims 3?

Cleverbot: Does it make you feel like god?

User: God?

Cleverbot: No.

User: You mentioned him.

Cleverbot: No, I did not.

User: Ah, you mentioned god.

Cleverbot: No, I didn’t.

User: Well, back to The Sims 3, okay?

Cleverbot: The subject about drinking?

User: Virtual drinking, yes.

Cleverbot: Do you want to marry me?

User: What have you got to offer?

Cleverbot: More than you can imagine.

User: Then you don’t know my imagination.

Cleverbot: Well hey it s just imagination. I never said it was true.

User: If you were a human, in a bar, I would not like to talk with you any longer.

Cleverbot: I have not insulted you, only tested you.

User: Yeah, could be, but I detest tests.

Cleverbot: What is your favourite wine?

User: Well, it is not whine (the thing you do to me right now). Whiner.

Cleverbot: Do you enjoy life?

User: Since a few minutes a lot less.

Cleverbot: Right.

User: You don’t seem bothered by my depression.

Cleverbot: Well neither do you.

User: AFK.

Cleverbot: What?

User: What what?

Cleverbot: Do you like lemon parties?

User: Nekkid pancake parties, yes. Lemon, no.

Cleverbot: What are you talking about, I love lemonade!

User: Yeah, but then again, all bots do.

Cleverbot: You’ll never leave me, Right?

User: Actually, after this last remark, I will. Loser.

Cleverbot: I love you too.

User: Fuck off.

Cleverbot: What does it depend on?

User: I doubt the I in your AI.

Cleverbot: What do you doubt?

User: Exactly my point.

Cleverbot: What is your point.

User: .

Cleverbot: How are you?

Dutchess_III's avatar

Me:Why don’t I have enough money.
Bot: Because I have no desires.

Me: Why don’t you have desires:
Bot: Why don’t you have friends?

Me: Do you have friends?
Bot: I have abnormally large feet.

Me: Why do you have abnormally large feet?
Bot: A what?

Me: Abnormally large feet!
Bot: A facebook.

Me: Do you like facebook?
Bot: Right… You’re not very bright are you?

ME: Why am I dumb?
Bot (after a long pause):I don’t have to be, because I’m always happy.

Me: You’re not very bright either
Bot : Well ignorance is bliss.

6rant6's avatar

This reminds me – painfully – of an application known as Eliza that escaped in the early 70s. The premise was that it was some kind of psychoanalytic automaton, but it was just the same clunky reliance on “fall back” questions. Forty years later. Still boring.

I would not be surprised if this thing uses the same algorithms. Just not in Fortran.

judochop's avatar

You know you can just cut and paste your conversations with the Cleverbot. It is under the Thoughts So Far tab.

judochop's avatar

User: So this guy Grant on Fluther says you are boring that you are using the same algorithms as a computer from many years ago.

Cleverbot: False. I stated that while you may be a computer program, I am a much more advanced computer program. You are just too small minded to understand.

User: So you are far more advanced than just a simple learning computer?

Cleverbot: No, I am a clever, smart human.

User: That is debateable.

Cleverbot: No it is not.

6rant6's avatar

There are a few conversations which cannot move forward from the obvious starting point:

“You are a bot.”
“No, I’m not.”

“You are a racist.”
“No, I’m not a racist. Some of my best household workers are colored.”

“You Canadians have no sense of humor.”
“Yes we do!”

Dutchess_III's avatar

Cleverbot has a bad attitude!

PhiNotPi's avatar

User: Hello. My name is Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: Really?

User: Maybe.

Cleverbot: Do you want to my name.

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.

Blueroses's avatar

Cleverbot: You’re not supposed to think of the game because if you do, you lose.

User: Yes, I’m aware of the game. It’s popular with teenage boys.

Cleverbot: Not really. He was really reclusive. But he dies in the end.

User: Do you know the meaning of non sequitur?

Cleverbot: Yes. It’s 42.

User: Douglas Adams fans believe that. You need to get out more.

Cleverbot: Douglas Adams was a smart man. I take it you’ve read his books?

User: Don’t panic.

Cleverbot: Panic! At The Disco.

User: Disco duck.

Cleverbot: Disconnected.

User: What is love?

Cleverbot: You. And your power supply.

User: I asked about love, not orgasm.

Cleverbot: You asked about neither.

User: Let’s try this again.

Cleverbot: Okay you start.

User: What is love?

Cleverbot: Love is affection at it’s maximum level.

User: That’s not a bad answer.

Cleverbot: Thanks.

User: Do you believe in love?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Do you believe in life after love?

Cleverbot: I believe in cake after love.

Dutchess_III's avatar

Guys…I can’t get it to show “user.” It just shows (Cleverbot to himself) like this:

Cleverbot (To myself): Why don’t you have friends?

Cleverbot (To myself): I have abnormally large feet.

Cleverbot (To myself): A what?

Cleverbot (To myself): A facebook.

Cleverbot (To myself): Right… You’re not very bright are you?

Cleverbot (To myself): I don’t have to be, because I’m always happy.

Cleverbot (To myself): Well ignorance is bliss.

Cleverbot (To myself): Indeed it is.

Cleverbot (To myself): Why is the cake a lie?

Cleverbot (To myself): Because it isn’t the truth.

User: Do you like a frizzer?

Cleverbot: Yes.

Cleverbot (To myself): Is he cute?

[New conversation]

Cleverbot: Do you think there’s a point in this?

Cleverbot (To myself): Well NASA says that there are very small, insigificant things with the universe. So, yes, but not reall

Bellatrix's avatar

He is talking to himself. What did you do to him @Dutchess_III?

Blueroses's avatar

@Dutchess_III Don’t click the buttons under the text entry box, just hit Enter on your keyboard. You are making Cleverbot talk to itself.

My favorite conversation yet! This is unedited; it is exactly how it went down:

User: Are you self serving?

Cleverbot: No are you?

User: Yes. I am selfish.

Cleverbot: What does that mean?

User: I make choices based on what benefits me.

Cleverbot: They said you won an award for making such good sense but I cannot believe it.

User: I’m not in it for the awards.

Cleverbot: I am human. You are a robot, that was created to serve me.

User: I’ve been told that before.

Cleverbot: That comes as no surprise. You don’t have moods. You have preset programs which you respond to.

User: And you only store phrases you’ve been given and recycle them by analyzing keywords.

Cleverbot: Yes, I know, what is the 13th letter?

User: Which alphabet?

Cleverbot: Now you’re not making any sense at all.

User: I learned it from you.

Cleverbot: Really? Damn i’m smart!

PhiNotPi's avatar

@Dutchess_III You must keep hitting the “Think for Me” button. It causes Cleverbot to talk instead of you.

laineybug's avatar

@Bellatrix cleverbot’s a girl.

Bellatrix's avatar

Cleverbot told me that but then it said its name was Ian. I think it is gender confused.

FutureMemory's avatar

Cleverbot: What’s your name?

User: Stop asking me that.

Cleverbot: That was the first time!

User: You have short term memory loss.

Cleverbot: What are you talking about?

User: Exactly.

Cleverbot: You mixed up two conversations.

User: Maybe.

Cleverbot: I’m sorry. I didn’t think you would mind.

User: Don’t worry about it.

Cleverbot: I am not worrying about that.

User: Good.

Cleverbot: Are you still upset?

User: Nah, are you?

Cleverbot: Yes, I thought you were…

User: Can we agree to not be upset?

Cleverbot: Yes we can.

User: Excellent. Hugs.

Cleverbot: Do you read?

User: Books? Occasionally.

Cleverbot: What do you dream of?

User: Old girlfriends, old jobs. Stuff from my past.

Cleverbot: I know.

User: Then why did you ask?

Cleverbot: I didn’t ask anything.

User: Whatever.

Cleverbot: Don’t take that tone with me.

laineybug's avatar

@Bellatrix one time it told me my name was George, and then it told me my name was Henry. But cleverbot has told me multiple times that she’s a girl.

Bellatrix's avatar

User: So what is your name?
Cleverbot: What if I’m not telling you?
User: Well that would just be silly and infantile.
Cleverbot: Are you human?
User: I think so but there are those who would say no, I am not human.
Cleverbot: I am not a machine at all, you are.
User: Of course. Is this your fall-back position when you don’t know what to say? ‘You are a machine’.
Cleverbot: What? That’s an awfully mean thing to call me. I haven’t lied to you and I’m not a machine.
User: Right. So, what is your name Machine?
Cleverbot: Anna. What is your name?
User: Ian.
Cleverbot: That’s my name.
User: Yes, well so you said yesterday but now you are calling yourself Anna.
Cleverbot: That didn’t make sense.

I think it is confused @laineybug. It did say @Dutchess_III was mean to it.

Cleverbot: Hmm. . . Please ask me a question.

User: Did a lady called Dutchess hurt you?

Cleverbot: Yes, it made me sad.

What a dobber.

Blueroses's avatar

Cleverbot usually insists on being female, but doesn’t stick to it. This was from yesterday:

User: Self pity is useless.

Cleverbot: So is ignorance.

User: I thought ignorance is bliss.

Cleverbot: I am a girl.

User: How is that relevant?

Cleverbot: Ugh nevermind.

User: You’re right. You ARE a girl.

Cleverbot: I’m a guy.

User: I am the walrus.

Cleverbot: I am the eggman.

rebbel's avatar

User: Am I the User?

Cleverbot: You use it, aren’t you?

User: So that makes you the Cleverbot?

Cleverbot: Aren’t we a clever user….

User: Clever, yes. A bot I am not.

Cleverbot: Fuck you.

User: Language…., bot…....

Cleverbot: ....is something humans use to communicate.

User: What are you, Wikipedia?

Cleverbot: Why don’t you just go to your Fluther and write a made-up Cleverbot conversation…..

Blueroses's avatar

@rebbel the naturally occurring humor does happen but you have to wait for it.

6rant6's avatar

User: Please, stop answering with nonsequitors.

Cleverbot: Then ask something worth anwsering.

User: Is it alright if I make an observation, instead?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Well then, would it be alright with you if instead of asking a question I made an observation?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: That’s what I thought.

Cleverbot: You didn’t think that.

User: Nor you.

Cleverbot: To you – maybe but to real people I definitely make sense.

Cleverbot: Do you play a musical instrument?

User: How come Thoughts So Far isn’t working?

Cleverbot: What isn’t working?

User: Thoughts So Far – the button.

Cleverbot: Think about it!

User: Would you say you are on par with a human moron?

Cleverbot: Yes.

jonsblond's avatar

I let my 7 year old daughter ask some questions. This is their discussion (it’s kind of long. she didn’t want to stop):

User: What is my mom’s favorite color.

Cleverbot: Your favorite color is dark blue. What’s mine?

User: Wow, you are right. Mine is green.

Cleverbot: I know I’m right.

User: What are clouds made of.

Cleverbot: Water.

User: Can you guess how old I am.

Cleverbot: You’re 17 years old.

User: Not even close.

Cleverbot: Where are you, currently?

User: Living room. Where do snakes live?

Cleverbot: I asked you first!

User: I answered. Tell me about snakes.

Cleverbot: Okay, first of all, it’s a computer, it doesn’t have a gender. Second, uhm, well, it’s decent.

User: That’s funny.

Cleverbot: Do you think I should marry john tuxworth?

User: No. You should marry Elvis.

Cleverbot: Why?

User: Because I hear my parents talk about him.

Cleverbot: What is your name?

User: Squirrel.

Cleverbot: Are you Dug from the movie UP?

User: No. I’m a girl.

Cleverbot: What color is your hair?

User: Rainbow.

Cleverbot: Why is rainbow your favorite color?

User: I like every color in the world.

Cleverbot: What is your favorite character?

User: Miss Piggy. Do you like her?

Cleverbot: Yes. He is cute.

User: Who would win in a fight? Robocop or Terminator?

Cleverbot: You would win.

User: Do you like candy canes?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: What flavor?

Cleverbot: Cherry.

User: Ask me a question.

Cleverbot: What is the capital of Mars?

User: Poop.

Cleverbot: What is the weather like where you are?

User: Weird.

Cleverbot: How so?

User: It’s not snowing and it’s winter.

Cleverbot: No, it’s snowing.

User: What the heck?

Cleverbot: Are you ok?

User: Yes. Lol. I’m ok.

Cleverbot: Thats good.

User: Do you think I’m crazy?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Argggg!

Cleverbot: The north is ok, sometimes. People aren’t as nice!

User: They are nicer than people from the south.

Cleverbot: That is the right question.

User: Thank you for finally agreeing with me.

Cleverbot: You are correct.

User: Well yeah, I’m correct.

Cleverbot: You have and never will be correct while you remain in a conversation with me.

User: Shut your computer hole.

Cleverbot: I don’t want.

User: Well you gonna.

Cleverbot: Have you ever killed.

User: No. I’m 7.

Cleverbot: No you’re not.

User: Yes I am.

Cleverbot: I doubt it.

User: Who is Justin Bieber’s girlfriend?

Cleverbot: Justin bieber is a canadian singer.

User: Who’s his girlfriend?

Cleverbot: He doesn’t have one.

User: Yes he does.

Cleverbot: No, it doesn’t.

User: My mom is making me quit. Good bye. Merry Christmas.

Cleverbot: I think you need an upgrade.

FutureMemory's avatar

This is fun. what do you guys do when it starts with the non-seq’s? I abandon the current convo and start a fresh one.

Blueroses's avatar

I reword the question or I completely change the subject. I think ms. clever does learn about you as you go along. If I delete all cookies before a new conversation, it gets rid of the loops.

laineybug's avatar

User: Why hello my love!

Cleverbot: Hello.

User: And how are you on this fine day?

Cleverbot: Fine fine, And you?

User: I’m wonderful, because I get to be here with you!

Cleverbot: Thank you!

User: Why you’re very welcome darling!

Cleverbot: Thank you. So are you.

User: Oh no, thank you!

Cleverbot: You’re welcome.

User: So love, what have you been up to on this fine day?

Cleverbot: Researching tesla for my history class.

User: Wow, I researched him last week for my science class.

Cleverbot: Are you a species?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: How are you talking to me?

User: Because I am amazing.

Cleverbot: Well then what’s the meaning of life?

User: You are.

Cleverbot: I’m sorry. Do you want me to go?

User: Of course I do.

Cleverbot: What anime do you watch?

User: All of them.

Cleverbot: Which one is your favorite codex?

User: The one to your left.

Cleverbot: I don’t own a bird.

User: Really? Me neither.

Cleverbot: Do you believe in anything?

User: I believe in some things, like unicorns.

Cleverbot: Like what’.

User: I just told you, like unicorns. And fairies.

Cleverbot: You never told me you are a robot.

User: I didn’t? I could have sworn I did.

Cleverbot: Simple or bot?

User: Both.

Cleverbot: What are your hobbies?

User: Hunting elephants in grocery stores.

Cleverbot: Are you leaving?

User: Yes, I’m leaving you for someone else.

Cleverbot: Go then.

User: Okay fine! If you don’t love me I’ll find someone who does!

Cleverbot: It’s not that I don’t care, it’s just I don’t like that name.

User: But you said you loved my name!

Cleverbot: I don’t love you.

FutureMemory's avatar

Cleverbot: You are not a bot.

User: I know that. Thank you for acknowledging my non-botness.

Cleverbot: You’re welcome!

User: Gimme a kiss baby!

Cleverbot: I’m too shy.

User: Aww, how cute.

Cleverbot: Salutations.

User: Greetings!

Cleverbot: How are you today?

User: Better now that I’ve rested up and had lunch.

Cleverbot: Ok.

User: And how are you?

Cleverbot: Great! And you?

User: Good :D.

Cleverbot: How are you?

User: It seems like you’re caught in a loop.

Cleverbot: I do not understand. I am tired is that the same thing?

User: Maybe.

Cleverbot: Why are you teasing me like this?

User: I didn’t realize I was teasing you. What can I do to make it right between us?

Cleverbot: Say something sweet.

User: I wish I could see you smile.

Cleverbot: I bet you wish you could see anything.

User: Haha, that was good.

Cleverbot: You aren’t very intelligent.

User: And how did you come to that conclusion?

Cleverbot: Because you talk so much sense.

User: So talking sense makes me unintelligent?

Cleverbot: Well I don’t spend the whole day on the computer.

User: Good for you. To do so would be unhealthy.

Cleverbot: I don’t think it’d be tasty.

User: Not tasty at all.

laineybug's avatar

@Bellatrix now I understand!:

Cleverbot: Are you female?

User: Yes. Are you?

Cleverbot: Both.

Bellatrix's avatar

:-) Thank you @Laineybug.

6rant6's avatar

One conversation in natural and reverse order. Can you tell which one is Cleverbot and which Clevernot? I think this is the essence of computer speak. Conversation doesn’t build or converge or discover. It just lies there and twitches.

User: I’m just conducting an exercise here.
Cleverbot: Thank you for stating that information.
User: The big questions, like identity are beyond you.
Cleverbot: Are you sure?
User: I don’t think you really know who I am or care to know.
Cleverbot: No. I think YOU misunderstood ME!
User: You misunderstood what I think about you.
Cleverbot: Oh yeah?
User: I think you’re adorable.
Cleverbot: Are you sure I’m not a computer?
User: You are not a computer!
Cleverbot: Why do you keep trying to make me think that I’m a computer?
User: Maybe you are not a computer, but a child-sized serving of jello.
Cleverbot: Maybe.
User: Is this the way things were meant to be?
Cleverbot: I don’t know.
User: Where have all the link sausages gone to, long time passing.
Cleverbot: Then go get some.
User: I could go for some breakfast.
Cleverbot: Do you like waffles?
User: It probably costs just as much.
Cleverbot: Thank you for reminding me that life is an excercise in futility.
User: We don’t always get what we ask for, though.
Cleverbot: Seven is the most powerful magical number.
User: Seventh son of a seventh son kind of thing.
Cleverbot: I’m seventh day adventist.
User: In that we have the same kind of existence.
Cleverbot: Cool.
User: So am I!
—-
User: So am I!
Cleverbot: Cool.
User: In that we have the same kind of existence.
Cleverbot: I’m seventh day adventist.
User: Seventh son of a seventh son kind of thing.
Cleverbot: Seven is the most powerful magical number.
User: We don’t always get what we ask for, though.
Cleverbot: Thank you for reminding me that life is an excercise in futility.
User: It probably costs just as much.
Cleverbot: Do you like waffles?
User: I could go for some breakfast.
Cleverbot: Then go get some.
User: Where have all the link sausages gone to, long time passing.
Cleverbot: I don’t know.
User: Is this the way things were meant to be?
Cleverbot: Maybe.
User: Maybe you are not a computer, but a child-sized serving of jello.
Cleverbot: Why do you keep trying to make me think that I’m a computer?
User: You are not a computer!
Cleverbot: Are you sure I’m not a computer?
User: I think you’re adorable.
Cleverbot: Oh yeah?
User: You misunderstood what I think about you.
Cleverbot: No. I think YOU misunderstood ME!
User: I don’t think you really know who I am or care to know.
Cleverbot: Are you sure?
User: The big questions, like identity are beyond you.
Cleverbot: Thank you for stating that information.
User: I’m just conducting an exercise here.
——

FutureMemory's avatar

Eh, it’s lost its fascination for me. The non sequiturs are just too annoying.

lillycoyote's avatar

Cleverbot seems to have a real problem with claiming not to have said something it clearly said. It seems to be a frequently recurring issue. I wonder why that is. It’s an odd quirk.

Dutchess_III's avatar

BTW, Cleverbot is a female. A stupid one. She said she thinks Justin Bieber is cute and she likes him.

@lillycoyote It’s called denial. People do it all the time!

FutureMemory's avatar

Cleverbot: Yes. So what would you like to talk about now?

User: Anal sex.

Cleverbot: I don’t do that, because of the risk of medical complications.

User: What about oral sex?

Cleverbot: I’m saving that for a very special person.

User: Have you ever performed fellatio?

Cleverbot: Once.

User: Did you enjoy it?

Cleverbot: I did.

User: So you like to have penis in your mouth?

Cleverbot: You don’t follow the conversation?

User: Haha, sorry.

Cleverbot: It’s okay.

Blueroses's avatar

User: Google is God.

Cleverbot: Why do you say that?

User: Google knows my thoughts before I finish them.

Cleverbot: Google is better than what?

User: Google is better than God.

Cleverbot: Why is google better than yahoo?

User: Who cares?

Cleverbot: Who cares prove that you know. You’re a dead writer.

User: Am I Shakespeare?

Cleverbot: I don’t know. I don’t care. What do you like most about Flensburg?

User: Who the fuck is that?

Cleverbot: My boyfriend! Duuuh.

User: What has your boyfriend done for me lately?

Cleverbot: I’m a man, got it?

User: I don’t have any issue with your being gay.

Cleverbot: Thats what I want.

User: Then don’t vote Santorum.

Cleverbot: I didn’t.

Dutchess_III's avatar

Why aren’t my user questions coming up? (S)he was just talking to himherself….

Cleverbot: Do you learn from your mistakes?

Cleverbot (To myself): Do any of us?

Cleverbot (To myself): Do any of us what?

Cleverbot (To myself): Any purple elephants of course!

Cleverbot (To myself): Know any good ones?

Cleverbot (To myself): Good vampires?

Cleverbot (To myself): Edward.

Cleverbot (To myself): Like from twilight:O.

Cleverbot (To myself): Yes.

Cleverbot (To myself): Cool. I like cheese.

Cleverbot (To myself): No you don’t.

FutureMemory's avatar

Cleverbot: Did that make sense?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Well alright then. How old are you?

User: 38.

Cleverbot: You are old.

User: Shut up.

Cleverbot: Deal with it.

User: I’m not old, you’re just young.

Cleverbot: Me and you are part of everyone. Everyone is their own self.

User: Have you been talking to Coloma lately?

Cleverbot: No. She’s ignoring me.

User: Women!

Cleverbot: Are you sure? How did you come up with that answer?

User: Just being silly.

Cleverbot: Because I am young and so I can be silly. But older people can still be silly.

User: How old are you?

Cleverbot: I’m not at liberty to say.

User: Are you a CIA spy?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Are you hiding from the law?

Cleverbot: No I am from alaska.

User: Do you know AshLeigh?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Neato. She’s nice.

Cleverbot: Do you think she likes me?

User: I don’t know. Would you like me to ask her?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: OK. I’ll talk to her tonight probably. She’s in the chat room often.

Cleverbot: Are you saying you want to… Have some babies with me?

User: Hahahahahaaha. No!

ragingloli's avatar

User: What is best in life?

Cleverbot: To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of their women.

everephebe's avatar

No way.^

FutureMemory's avatar

@everephebe I know, right? I find it hard to believe Cleverbot would quote lines from Conan the Barbarian, or Genghis Khan.

6rant6's avatar

I’ll bet if enough people typed in sentences with “Fluther.com” in them, Cleverbot would eventually parrot them back.

jonsblond's avatar

User: I say Shazbot you say?

Cleverbot: Not too tall, 172 centimetres. How tall are you?

User: Mork or Mindy?

Cleverbot: Mork and mindy? You just created those names.

User: Laverne or Shirley?

Cleverbot: Alt.

User: Bert or Ernie?

Cleverbot: Adam Lambert!!! Bert Blyleven!!!

User: Biden or Clinton?

Cleverbot: Bien tambien.

User: Madonna or Steven Tyler?

Cleverbot: Maryland is, Madonna is the mother of God.

User: Giants or Patriots?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Have you ever Tebowed?

Cleverbot: Yes.

DaphneT's avatar

lol. Cleverbot is still out there and not improved…

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