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[NSFW] Why aren't there more virgins in the Virgin Islands?

Asked by ETpro (34247 points ) December 7th, 2012

Oh, there must be a few. But I am guessing most the people shown here and here don’t qualify. In fact, when we consider those above the age of consent I’d guess darn few are still paragons of purity—although many are paragons of pulchritude. Is it the sun, the sea, the pristine tropical air. Or are these people just too darn sexy to remain untouched?

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ragingloli's avatar

The same reason why there only few zealots in new zealand.

TheProfoundPorcupine's avatar

I once travelled on Virgin Trains in the UK and it was not what I expected as the train had been doing that journey for years and the ticket inspector must have been close to retiring.

burntbonez's avatar

Oh, they are all virgins on Virgin Island. You can tell if you ask for their passport. Don’t be fooled by the dancing. That’s for tourists.

Shippy's avatar

I need to send one of my neighbors there, she’s 42 and still a virgin.

I wonder if Virgin Airlines are any more helpful?

Kardamom's avatar

Same reason there’s not so many sandwiches left on the Sandwich Islands, they’ve all be taken.

josie's avatar

Once there were virgins on the Virgin Islands. But one of them died, and the other one moved to Toronto.

ucme's avatar

Same reason why there’s not many “kling-ons” living in uranus, at least I hope not.

TheProfoundPorcupine's avatar

Also if you go to Cardigan Bay in Wales I am sure you will find all kinds of clothes including shirts, jumpers, and even tank tops and not just the humble cardigan.

Brian1946's avatar

It could be that the Islands themselves are still virgin because they’ve never been “explored” for oil.

This brings up another apparent discrepancy for me- if the people of Hungary like Turkey, why don’t they celebrate Thanksgiving? ;-?

nofurbelowsbatgirl's avatar

Well DUH its obviously for the same reason that there is not enough cock on Dildo Island in the province of Newfoundland and Labrador, Canada!!

“All the wonders you seek are within yourself.”

I saw that on a sign today, so it must be true.

Coloma's avatar

Well…there was no shit in Shiti harbor Taiwan either when I was there a few years ago. lol
However…there are a lot of cool people in my neighboring town of Cool California. ;-p

filmfann's avatar

They Spring Break at the Isle of Man.

ETpro's avatar

@ragingloli I think the sex zealots all went to the Virgin Islands.

@TheProfoundPorcupine Regarding traveling on virgins in general, that brings up another question. Why is Virgin Airlines’ slogan, “See How Good It Gets at 35K Feet.”?

@burntbonez Um no, I’ve been there and personally insured that a number of them are not virgins. :-)

@Shippy See the response to TheProfoundPorcupine above. Judging by that, I’d think they would be.

@Kardamom I’m sure you are right. Most of them have been eaten.

@josie Aha! Toronto. Great choice.

@ucme Ha! Wanna check?

@TheProfoundPorcupine And you don’t hear many wails in that bay either.

@Brian1946 Good one. GA.

@nofurbelowsbatgirl Why would they even have a Dildo Island if it were already overflowing with cock? Great sign, BTW. Wonder what it means. Looking within, I do not find the answer.

@Coloma Oh I bet there was. You just didn’t dive into looking for it. Cool to live so close to Cool, though.

@filmfann Aha! That explains it for the ladies. But what about the virgin men?

JenniferP's avatar

Why aren’t there more trucks in Truk?

Coloma's avatar

There must be weed in Weed California.

ucme's avatar

It’s like United States, you lot are split down the middle, republican/democrat, no unity there then.
@ETpro Like the dark side of the moon, it’s best not to go there.

nofurbelowsbatgirl's avatar

@ETpro I wonder why they have a Dildo island also, but if I wonder while in Dildo Island then I must be wondering if the answer inside me is coming from Dildo Island, or am I coming for Dildo Island with the answer, in any case whatever the wonder it sounds enlightening :p

ETpro's avatar

@JenniferP Let’s just truck on over there and find out.

@Coloma Weed is everywhere.

@ucme Oh, I’d go to the Virgin Islands in a heartbeat.

@nofurbelowsbatgirl Interestingly, Dildo Island is the largest of three islands at the end of Dildo Arm, which is poised over the bottom of Trinity Bay. Someday, I’ve got to get to know that Trinity gal. She sounds like my king of woman.

rojo's avatar

Don’t know about all y’all but I am going to Phuket.

ETpro's avatar

@rojo I’ve been there. It’s a safe bet you can find someone there to help you live up to the name of the resort.

rojo's avatar

@ETpro That’s what I hear!... Gonna make a quick stop is Big Bone Lick Kentucky on my way over there..

ETpro's avatar

@rojo It’s definitely worth a try. But I think Big Bone Lick is mainly aimed at keeping the studs that win the Kentucky Derby happy between races.

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