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The Jelly Below Me (TJBM) #52. Are you this jelly?

Asked by Yetanotheruser (14328 points ) January 8th, 2014

It’s time again for the next edition of the ever popular…well, you get the idea…

As copied from TJBM #51:

The game rules are:

Respond to the question/statement from the poster above.
Ex: I might make the statement:
The Jelly below me drinks 10 cups of coffee daily

The response might be:
False! I hate coffee or,
True!

Then they might state:
The Jelly below me has blond hair.

There are no right or wrong answers, so be as creative as your heart desires.

Happily, this is becoming the Never Ending TJBM Game. Tradition now suggests that a jelly re-start the question when we reach about 500 responses. Hopefully almost all the Jellies will join in.

Enjoy!

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516 Answers

Yetanotheruser's avatar

OK, I’ll start…

TJBM is up waaay too late!

jordym84's avatar

Indeed! I need to be up in less than 8 hours and yet here I am, wide awake.

TJBM needs a vacation in a far away place.

AshLeigh's avatar

Yes please.
Tjbm has never played this game before.

DWW25921's avatar

Yeah, I kind of have.

TJBM wants to stockpile canned goods and keep it hid from the man.

Coloma's avatar

False, I am not a hoarder at all, throw it away I say!

TJBM has a good sense of humor

picante's avatar

Indeed I do!

TJBM loves spicy food.

Pachy's avatar

I don’t agree with you, @Picante, because it doesn’t agree with me.
TJBM thinks Guv Chris Christie is in deep doo-doo.

Tropical_Willie's avatar

Can you spell Spiro T. Agnew? The GOP will be / is looking for someone else.

TJBM remembers “Spiro T.”

snowberry's avatar

Yes.

TJBM is buried under a mountain of laundry. I’m about half through my mountain. How about you?

reijinni's avatar

nope
TJBM does their shopping at Ollie’s Bargain Outlet.

DWW25921's avatar

That’s where my kitchen table & chairs came from!

TJBM has contemplated bungee jumping.

snowberry's avatar

Yep!

TJBM has bungee jumped before.

dxs's avatar

No but it sounds fun.
The Jelly below me is reluctant to post on this thread because (s)he still likes the 51st thread.

Coloma's avatar

False, I’m a mover on-er…lol

TJBM is a future oriented personality not a past oriented type

Jonesn4burgers's avatar

True, but I do hold strong belief in remembering the past else we be forced to repeat it.
TJBM is getting ready to plant for spring. (I found tons of seeds to buy online.)

DWW25921's avatar

I don’t plant things. I’m a meat-a-tarian.

TJBM likes to make up words but everyone knows what they mean.

Jonesn4burgers's avatar

You mean sabor toothed mcdorkasauras isn’t in Webster’‘s?
I’m carnivore too, but every good burger needs some lettuce and tomato. Mostly I got flower seeds though.
TJBM works with a mcdorkasauras.

DWW25921's avatar

Ok that was awesome.

TJBM knows the difference between a nerd and a geek and never, ever confuses the 2.

Jonesn4burgers's avatar

Nerds are sold at the candy isle, geeks work at Good Guys and can whup my arse at chess.
TJBM plays Cribbage.

Yetanotheruser's avatar

Haven’t for a long time, it was a big thing when I was in the Navy.

TJBM knows the difference between euchre and pinochle.

suncatt's avatar

Nope! No cards for me!
TJBM has a good tip on pronunciation of English vowels.

Yetanotheruser's avatar

Not pronunciation, but I remember this about spelling:

“I” before “E”, except after “C”,
and words that sound “ay”, such as “neighbor” and “weigh”.

TJBM can speak more than one language.

fundevogel's avatar

Jeg lærer å snakker norsk, men nå jeg vet veldig litt. Ikke sant @cazzie?

TJBM has a terrible secret! And also a lovely one.

tedibear's avatar

Sadly, no. I live a very flat existence.

TJBM likes jelly

snowberry's avatar

Eh, not so much.

TJBM loves the beach.

Coloma's avatar

I like the beach but I love the mountains.

TJBM is a mountain man

snowberry's avatar

Mountain Mama!

TJBM has to get up early tomorrow.

Coloma's avatar

Ugh…yes, and Saturday too. Sunday is sleep in day. Yay!

TJBM has a sleep in day every week

reijinni's avatar

yep, Saturday.
TJBM likes to wake up late on Sundays.

Yetanotheruser's avatar

Yes, unfortunately the canine member of the family does not share that with me.

TJBM has (a) canine or feline companion(s).

snowberry's avatar

Didn’t exactly get that…But it sounds interesting…!

TJBM likes oatmeal.

Coloma's avatar

I do, very much.

TJBM likes Milk Bones

rojo's avatar

No, this one likes to get his bone milked. (sorry, is this not the NSFW version?)
TJBM thinks this this last one was funny but in a rather crude manner.

Jonesn4burgers's avatar

Okay, sure, but for a Navy vet, too predictable.
TJBM can predict weather by watching nearby wildlife.

Yetanotheruser's avatar

Yes. I watch the wildlife around here for clues as to the intensity of the weather.

TJBM is fluthering when they should be “other-ing”.

snowberry's avatar

Oh, there’s so very much for me to do!

TJBM buys dog food in dinosaur sized bags.

mattbrowne's avatar

No, we buy cat food in ferret-sized bags.
TJBM agrees with me that every kid growing up in a rough neighborhood should learn a musical instrument.

tedibear's avatar

Yes! Emphatically so.

TJBM would rather be on vacation right now.

Jonesn4burgers's avatar

I wish I could AFFORD a vacation right now!
TJBM is going to donate $10 to George Clooney’s charity so they can win a date with him.

Yetanotheruser's avatar

I don’t know about a date with George Clooney. He’s not really my type (although his mom could really sing!)

@mattbrowne, I think every kid growing up everywhere should be taught a musical instrument, even if it is something simple, like the recorder.

TJBM is listening to music right now.

Coloma's avatar

False, sitting in silence fluthering with my coffee.

TJBM likes fried Zuchinni

VS's avatar

TRUE! I happen to like zucchini in any form!

TJBM had some hot sex last night and is looking forward to same for the weekend ahead!
(For clarification, hot sex is described as a delicious chocolately alcohol concoction.)

Coloma's avatar

Well..I had some herbal essence and chocolate but no hot sex for awhile now. lol

TJBM likes a wee bit o’ the herb in the evenings

Jonesn4burgers's avatar

Hmmm. Which way are those Colorado breezes blowing today? They are all sold out. Here in the plains there should be contact coming in.lol.
TJBM has a magic wand, and isn’t afraid to use it!

rojo's avatar

My wife has been bragging again I see.
TJBM has to learn things the hard way instead of through the mistakes of others

Coloma's avatar

Mmm…probably some of both.

TJBM can’t take naps because they stay groggy the rest of the day

Leanne1986's avatar

False. I take naps quite a lot given the opportunity. I often have an hour or so off from work in the late afternoon/early evening before starting another shift and I will sometimes have a nap. I do find it difficult to get up when my alarm goes off but once I am up I tend to feel quite refreshed.

TJBM believes in the possibility of parallel universes.

Jonesn4burgers's avatar

No, but the Sleestax do.
TJBM has seen bigfoot riding public transportation.

Coloma's avatar

False but I have seen the tracks of the rare Sierra T-Rex in the snow. lol

TJBM has seen a UFO

Jonesn4burgers's avatar

From the inside. Ohhhhhhh gawd give me another probe ET!
TJBM just gagged, and fluid came out their nose.

reijinni's avatar

nope
TJBM wants a new governor.

Yetanotheruser's avatar

No, Gov. Hickenlooper is doing Ok. Not perfect, but better than any opposition.

TJBM will be actively campaigning for someone in the upcoming midterms.

Jonesn4burgers's avatar

Not enthused like that about anybody yet.
TJBM would vote for Sasha Obama in the ‘40’s if she runs.

DWW25921's avatar

Absolutely Not!

TJBM thinks wearing pants at Wal-Mart is optional.

tedibear's avatar

True – Skirts are perfectly acceptable attire for anyone.

TJBM has had a package of something interesting delivered to their house this week

Coloma's avatar

False, not since Xmas.

TJBM likes chocolate and almonds

Jonesn4burgers's avatar

Uh, yeah-uh! Somebody doesn’t?!?
TJBM saves their change in a BIG jug.

Coloma's avatar

I save quarters in a jar. Think I have at lest $50 right now.

TJBM keeps recycling back to pt. 51 of this game and is going to stop following it next time it shows up.

AshLeigh's avatar

False.
Tjbm wears glasses.

DWW25921's avatar

Yuppers

TJBM has contemplated global domination. Mua ha ha ha ha!

reijinni's avatar

nope
TJBM wants to cash a walmart gift card.

DWW25921's avatar

Maybe if you send me one…

TJBM has to wash 3 cats today and tends to be a bleeder…

Jonesn4burgers's avatar

No, and no. The closest I can come to that is I put scraps out for 3 spunky squirrels.
TJBM has had a finger in their bellybutton in the last 15 minutes.

DWW25921's avatar

No… not so much…

TJBM is an alien from Xandaria here to learn of our ways and report back to the Grand Xandar.

Coloma's avatar

False, I am Coloma of goose island.

TJBM likes Goose Island beer

Yetanotheruser's avatar

Never tasted it, but I am a fan of craft crews.

TJBM is surprised to be fluthering on a Saturday night.

DWW25921's avatar

It keep me out of trouble. It’s a really good idea…

TJBM occasionally jaywalks slowly to mildly inconvenience motorists.

dxs's avatar

No, I jaywalk to be safer for the motorists and me.
The Jelly below me is living in a bubble.

Coloma's avatar

Yes, I love my little bubble. lol

TJBM is an anarchist at heart

DWW25921's avatar

If you only knew…

TJBM likes steak and taters.

Jonesn4burgers's avatar

Definately, though it gets increasingly more difficult to find a quality flavorful steak. What’s more, people who know how to do justice to a quality steak when they cook it is harder than ever to find.
TJBM still likes to ride a merry go round.

snowberry's avatar

Sure! Especially with a little kid!

TJBM is a diver like this: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Diving

Yetanotheruser's avatar

When I was younger, but not competitively.

TJBM is up late.

Coloma's avatar

I was, last night. haha

TJBM slept in until 9:30 this morning bliss out!

Jonesn4burgers's avatar

Nearly
TJBM shaves something most people don’t see.

geeky_mama's avatar

Well yeah… just because I don’t go flaunting my armpits doesn’t mean I neglect shaving ‘em…

TJBM has a partner who does manscaping

DWW25921's avatar

Nope. Getting divorced this year.

TJBM Doesn’t get the latest craze until it’s outdated.

Coloma's avatar

False. I’m not into following crazes.

TJBM is falling into bed right now zzzzzz

snowberry's avatar

I am certainly headed that way.

TJBM is addicted to sugar.

Jonesn4burgers's avatar

Yup.
TJBM sometimes eats butter (or margarine) just plain

Coloma's avatar

Blech, no.

TJBM eats things they find on the floor.

geeky_mama's avatar

I confess I have a very liberal “5 second rule” – so depending on whether it’s my floor and how much I like the food..it’s either me or the dog that eat it..

TJBM eats food from street vendors the world over. (Corollary: TJBM has an iron stomach.)

snowberry's avatar

I can’t say I’ve had an opportunity to eat food from street vendors the world over, but there was a time when I would have, had I the chance. My stomach is pretty hardy, but I find I feel much better if I avoid gluten. LOL

TJBM has had a pet mouse or rat.

DWW25921's avatar

No but I do have 3 cats. It’s a bit of an irony being an avid dog person. Cats choose their owners and these refuse to run away… Probably because I feed them.

TJBM has “gone” in the woods… you know…

snowberry's avatar

Absolutely. You gotta go when you gotta go, but I did cover it up.

TJBM is a mover and a shaker.

Yetanotheruser's avatar

Yes, mover (#2) and shaker (after #100)...

TJBM has shared TMI at one time of another.

DWW25921's avatar

Regularly… Usually discussing bowel movement consistencies, ease of exit and schedules. I’ll tell you all about it one day.

TJBM has a thing for bratwurst.

Yetanotheruser's avatar

It’s called a grill and a bun.

TJBM likes any meat in a tube.

snowberry's avatar

Naw. I think I got sick eating hot dogs too many times. Then I started reading ingredients and that polished me off as far as tubesteaks go.

TJBM likes to eat vegetables fresh picked, right out in the garden.

Jonesn4burgers's avatar

I just spent a bundle buying seeds online even though I was getting VERY good deals. Of course, I got some seeds to plant milkweed for the monarchs, and some extra sunflowers, lettuce, and mint for the forest grazers.
TJBM had someone hold their hand this week.

geeky_mama's avatar

Yep. And then he left for a business trip. Hope he gets home soon..I could use more hand-holding a few hugs.

TJBM loves someone with debilitating mental health issues.

Coloma's avatar

Hell no! They’re all dead now, thank god! lol

TJBM will not deal with highly dysfunctional people

DWW25921's avatar

That’s why I’m getting a divorce this year.

TJBM enjoys coffee ice cream.

Coloma's avatar

It is my alltime FAVORITE! @DWW25921 I did that, good for you! haha

TJBM makes a killer Tortilla soup

DWW25921's avatar

Oh, you have no idea… I invented a mean Mexican style lasagna too…

TJBM likes to tinker a bit in the kitchen…

Coloma's avatar

True, I have my specialties. :-)

TJBM knows someone that died yesterday

Yetanotheruser's avatar

Well, someone died yesterday, but noone I know.

TJBM is getting ready for bed.

snowberry's avatar

Not yet. Have a chore to do first.

TJBM knows where to buy chocolate candy filled with real Kaluah like this http://www.amazon.com/Turin-Chocolates-Marnier-Christmas-Ornament/dp/B0046IAHUA

Jonesn4burgers's avatar

No,
TJBM has done something super embarrassing on a first date, and will share the experience with us.

snowberry's avatar

I went out with a guy my mom set me up with. He was a mess. Had a knob on his steering wheel so he could steer with one hand (and grope me with the other). I sat mashed against the window. There is a reason he couldn’t get a date by himself.

TJBM will tell us another interesting story of their first date.

Coloma's avatar

Not really a date but when I was about 14 a friend and I ended up at the river one hot summer evening with a couple of goofy kids we picked up at a bowling alley. Said goofy kid #1 proceeded to attack my neck like an octopuss, leaving hickey suction marks. Gah! He was so gross!

A heavy breather with the mouth of an eel. lol

TJBM has to go from one end of the county to the other this afternoon on errands.

reijinni's avatar

nope
TJBM always forgets to buy something from the grocery store.

Jonesn4burgers's avatar

Ugh! I used to a lot, not so much these days. It’s so hard for me to get around, I do almost all my shopping for the month in one trip, then I only have to bother with a few perishables every week to ten days after.
TJBM has a cute little mole right….....

DWW25921's avatar

under a rock in my back yard. see what I did there? I’m so clever.

TJBM has a thing for radishes.

Jonesn4burgers's avatar

(yes, I see, you are indeed clever.)

reijinni's avatar

hate radishes.
TJBM is a vegetable.

Jonesn4burgers's avatar

Nope. If that happens, unplug me.
TJBM does things the hard way just for the challenge of it.

Yetanotheruser's avatar

Sometimes. For example, I’d rather slice and prepare fresh veggies than open a can and warm them up.

TJBM likes healthy food.

Jonesn4burgers's avatar

I don’t know. Soil is risky, even toxic. Same with water, and air. Genes are manipulated. Medications, fertilizers, additives, undeclared alterations of all sorts. I’m not sure any healthy foods exist anymore.
TJBM sanitizes EVERYTHING.

DWW25921's avatar

Nope, I’m a pig with no shame, wallowing blissfully in my own putrid filth.

TJBM Enjoys a walk on the wild side from time to time.

ibstubro's avatar

Always have. Always will. Of course, eventually ‘the wild side’ might eventually mean an English Muffin over plain ole toast.

TJBM is free and easy with their lurve!

Jonesn4burgers's avatar

Yup.
TJBM wants to get some o’ that sweet gorilla lurve, YEEHAW!

ibstubro's avatar

Been there. Done that. Tastes like…chicken.

TJBM is seedless black raspberry jam. Perfect with the peanut butter above me!)

DWW25921's avatar

Perhaps, it depends on what flavor she likes…

TJBM has undergone a surgery. An icky one too. You don’t have to talk about it.

Jonesn4burgers's avatar

The baby didn’t make it.
I LUV raspberry jam, it is so perfect for licking.
TJBM feels a need to shower now.

DWW25921's avatar

Nope, I enjoy filth.

TJBM Has this thing that needs checked out…

ibstubro's avatar

If I had a thing that needed checked out, “that thing” would already be checked out.

TJBM loves Ren and Stempy.

DWW25921's avatar

Only when I’m high… It’s been years…

TJBM Has a thing for flying squirrels.

Coloma's avatar

Nah… not a cartoon type unless it is good old Looney Tunes.

TJNM is slower than I.

Jonesn4burgers's avatar

I might be slower than you, but you are higher than me. HA! you totally missed the B, @Coloma
TJBM likes to order from Walmart online so they can play with those super giant poppy bubbles.

AshLeigh's avatar

… Considering it now.
Tjbm needs to get a massage.

DWW25921's avatar

Yeah…

TJBM understands the meaning of life.

AshLeigh's avatar

42? Quesadillas? Something like that.
Tjbm really likes quesadillas.

DWW25921's avatar

Si, me gusto.

TJBM wants a hamster for a pet like really bad.

reijinni's avatar

nope
TJBM wants Walmart to be erased from existence.

Jonesn4burgers's avatar

Nope. Shopping is super hard for me and Walmart makes shopping online better than most places. It is crucial for me to have that option, and I was one of the millions who got it at Target.
TJBM loves the pinkness of bubblegum.

ibstubro's avatar

True. Although I no longer appreciate the sickening sweetness of it.

JTMB is dyslexic.

Jonesn4burgers's avatar

twah eth kech? I d’ont htikn os.
TJBM is feeling a bit confused, but that happens a lot, actually.

Coloma's avatar

No, I am never confused I know exactly what I want, it’s getting it that is hard. lol

TJBM has discovered a new attraction in their community they never knew existed.

Jonesn4burgers's avatar

Every day! I moved to tis city two years ago, so I will be discovering new things for some time to come. There is this historical walk I am DIEING to visit.
TJBM is having trouble with dryness around the nostrils this season, and I’m so sorry about that.

Coloma's avatar

True-ish, more like chronic sinus issues and my fingertips cracking. Ugh!

TJBM is hungry!

poofandmook's avatar

False. I am currently munching on stuff I shouldn’t :x

TJBM is feeling lazy today.

Coloma's avatar

Actually though tired I feel amazingly zippy. lol

TJBM has blonde hair

poofandmook's avatar

True, though lately I’ve been missing my black/red dye job of my teens. Then I realize I’m 30. Then I cry.

TJBM sees @Jonesn4burgers‘s name on posts and sometimes it makes them want a burger.

Coloma's avatar

True, but I am dieting and walking, no burgers for me, apples and nuts is more like it. lol

TJBM has made home made beef jerky

DWW25921's avatar

No but I have made a trophy out of paper and duct tape.

TJBM Wants everyone to know something…

Yetanotheruser's avatar

Yes,I think everyone should know something…

TJBM would rather be known as a smart-ass than a dumb-ass.

DWW25921's avatar

I’ll take whatever comes. I know I’m awesome. That’s all that matters.

TJBM likes honey and peanut butter sandwiches.

rojo's avatar

TJ actually likes butter and banana slices on his peanut butter sandwiches.
TJBM won an award as a youngster that still brings them pleasure when they think about it.

Yetanotheruser's avatar

If “youngster” includes young adult. At age 23 I was in a marching band (not a school band) that won the national championship.

TJBM is a “youngster”.

DWW25921's avatar

If youngster means closer to 40 than 30 than sure…

TJBM Doesn’t get that one really complicated thing… you know… With the big words…

Jonesn4burgers's avatar

Uhhhhh, whuh?
TJBM has their very own “I love me” jacket, with their name stenciled in it.

DWW25921's avatar

It’s a shirt.

TJBM understands quantum psychics.

picante's avatar

I can’t even spell kwantum fizzicks.
TJBM is going home from work now.

ibstubro's avatar

I’m semi-retired. Sunday’s the next day I’ll have to ‘come home from work’. Sorry.

TJBM likes a non-dairy ‘milk’ product.

snowberry's avatar

Like it? They’re OK, had that stuff before, but I don’t go out of my way to drink it, although I used to.

TJBM is a vegetarian.

Bluefreedom's avatar

Absolutely not. I am a die-hard carnivore and I need to have a big steak at least twice a month.

TJBM eats at lease one type of food each day from all categories of the USDA food pyramid.

Coloma's avatar

I try. Dinner was an apple, cheese, pistachio nuts and grapes. lol

TJBM has a terrible sweet tooth

DWW25921's avatar

Yeah kinda. I need a dentist. My insurance was cancelled and it included dental.

TJBM Will one fine day, rule the world with an iron fist! Mua ha ha ha ha !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Coloma's avatar

I have no interest in ruling anything, I want peace and relaxation. lol

TJBM is going to bed now zzzzzz

Jonesn4burgers's avatar

Nah. I had 50+ winds that left me no signal a few hours. I’m gonna catch up on what I missed first.
TJBM is just dieing to tell us he IS planning a takeover of the world, mua hahaha! (only to lose it to invading aliens)

DWW25921's avatar

I would appease the masses with free PEZ dispensers and while they’re filling the dispensers I’d swoop in!

TJBM Probably has a much better idea… (sigh)

Jonesn4burgers's avatar

Nope. I’m totally waiting for my PEZ ration.
TJBM is okay with a ruler who gives us PEZ.

reijinni's avatar

somewhat
TJBM will be okay with someone that can close down Zaxby’s.

DWW25921's avatar

I don’t have one of those around here. I don’t have… Anything… around here.

TJBM Would go nuts in the country.

Coloma's avatar

False, I moved back to city limits last year after decades of rural living. I hate the city, nosey neighbors, traffic, and this is still a small town. I like peace, space and privacy.

TJBM has nosey neighbors

Jonesn4burgers's avatar

Only the squirrels. They sit on branches outide my window and watch tv and wait for me to throw out some food. The other day, after I threw out some pieces of pb sandwich, they ran back up to the branches to watch The Price Is Right while they munched. The guy next door couldn’t give a rat’s patootie what goes on over here.
TJBM would enjoy having a picnic out back with my squirrel friends.

picante's avatar

Yes I would! I love picnics.
TJBM is very happy to see the weekend on the horizon.

poofandmook's avatar

True/false. My weekend doesn’t start until Sunday, so I still have a day before my weekend is on the horizon. But I am looking forward to it for sure.

TJBM loves Sriracha!

Coloma's avatar

I don’t know, what is Sriracha? Sounds like a disease.

TJBM will tell us what this mysterious thing is, animal, vegetable or mineral?

picante's avatar

Sriracha is that spicy red sauce with the rooster on the bottle. I’m a huge fan!
TJBM is ready for lunch!

Coloma's avatar

False. Still having coffee at 9:10 a.m. here. haha

TJBM is feeling zippy today

Jonesn4burgers's avatar

The only zip in my life these days has to do with some of my clothing. I feel high spirited though.
TJBM likes thrills, like standing right on the edge of a cliff, and taking a deep breath or two.

Coloma's avatar

Very true! One of my most exhilarating moments was lying face down over a huge cliff in the snow at Bryce Canyon Park in Utah a few years ago. Fly with the eagles…. :-)

TJBM has been up in a hot air balloon

Yetanotheruser's avatar

Not yet, but it that is on my bucket list.

TJBM has a bucket list.

Coloma's avatar

Not really anymore, but I am always open for new experiences.
@Yetanotheruser Ballooning is amazing! A must do! ;-)

TJBM knows somebody named Jorgan

Jonesn4burgers's avatar

Nope.
TJBM is looking at the orange paste on their fingers, and remembering why they haven’t eaten cheese puffs in a while.

Yetanotheruser's avatar

No cheese puffs; my snacking today has been on the sweet side—Frosted shredded wheat minis.

TJBM is absent minded today.

rojo's avatar

What? Sorry I missed that.
TJBM is looking forward to bikini season already.

Yetanotheruser's avatar

It’s bikini season somewhere in the world!

TJBM has heard of a bikini bridge.

Dutchess_III's avatar

No…I haven’t.

TJBM wonders who was the foo that asked how long TJBM threads can go on?! :)

rojo's avatar

“To Infinity…....And Beyond!”
TJBM color matches their M&Ms before eating them.

Jonesn4burgers's avatar

Tee hee. Sometimes I do. One time I bought about three pounds of peanot M&Ms, saved out all the green ones, put them into one of the bags, and gifted them to my boyfriend. It worked!
TJBM feels like having a couple of green M&Ms tonight.

ibstubro's avatar

Nah. Got some this morning. And yesterday morning. I’m a morning perversi person.

I match my “M’s and M’s” (as Gramma used to say). Segregate, then pair and eat. Never end with Red. Yuck.

TJBM thinks guys look great in hot pink and lavender.

DWW25921's avatar

Maybe in the 80’s… and certain parts of town…

TJBM Hates thinking about boogers.

Coloma's avatar

I never think of them until now. :-/
TJBM bought a purple shirt today

Jonesn4burgers's avatar

No. The purple scarf I ordered last month arrived last week. Looks great with my purple coat.
TJBM has someone peeping in their window, right now.

Bluefreedom's avatar

I hope not but if they are, they’re trespassing on my military installation and I’m going to have to arrest them. Just looked out the window…...false alarm.

TJBM is secretly a wild person in the bedroom but you wouldn’t know it to look at them.

Coloma's avatar

Haha…well, given my entertainer type personality and bold and witty approach I think it would be easy enough to assume I am creative and high energy in the bedroom too.

TJBM thinks foot fetishes are gross stay the hell away from my feet lol

DWW25921's avatar

True. I’ve only rubbed 2 sets of feet in my life. Never again. They were clean too. Just not my thing.

TJBM Has been craving string cheese.

Coloma's avatar

I always have string cheese in the fridge. It is my go to snack with an apple almost every day.

TJBM has had honey walnut shrimp OMG!

ibstubro's avatar

Doesn’t sound the least bit tempting to me, sorry.

TJBM still wears a wristwatch, and has a new one since Dec, 24th, 2013.

Coloma's avatar

False. I hate wristwatches, Does anybody really know what time it is? lol

TJBM can tell time quite accurately by the light of day.

DWW25921's avatar

Sure, I’ll go with that… It’s about half past food and a quarter till nap!

TJBM Likes to eat fresh snow.

ibstubro's avatar

No longer. I know how polluted the air is, and I can’t get it out of my head that those pollutants must be in the snow. If someone made me a fresh batch of Almond Snow Ice Cream, however, I would not turn it down. I have friends/neighbors that get their household water from an above ground spring. Now, that just freaks my gizzard!

TJBM likes using nonsense words and phrases that are still perfectly understandable.

Coloma's avatar

True. I have many little nonsensical phrases and meaning that are only known unto myself, and my animals. lol

TJBM is cleaning house this fine saturday morning and can’t wait to be done and go outside.

Dutchess_III's avatar

Now Coloma has done laid a guilt trip on me!!

ibstubro's avatar

What is this “cleaning the house” of which you speak? My house is brick, I don’t believe it would benefit from much ‘cleaning’.

Vacuum is all about you, you. There’s no such word as vacume.!

TJBM thinks “guilt” is for losers.

Dutchess_III's avatar

No, actually. I think the potential of possible guilt helps us do the right things sometimes.

TJBM is under a Fire Weather advisory until 6 p.m.

Coloma's avatar

Not that I know of but we Californians are in a serious drought situation, it is so dry, bloody nose dry, cat sneezing dry, pushing 80 degrees dry. We are in serious trouble out west yes we are and our fire danger is extreme.

TJBM will do a rain dance for their fluther pal Coloma.

Dutchess_III's avatar

OK. Don’t look.

TJBM is glad he or she ate the bowl of Honey Nut Cheerios because this most recent batch of Experimental Mushrooms didn’t turn out so good.

reijinni's avatar

won’t bother
TJBM likes chocolate covered ants.

Jonesn4burgers's avatar

Eeewwww! NO.
@Bluefreedom Ha! Made you look!
@Coloma I will see what we can do from my neighborhood.
TJBM likes to attend car auctions.

DWW25921's avatar

Only if they’re really cool cars. I do like shiny things.

TJBM also likes shiny things.

geeky_mama's avatar

Some shiny things. I’m kinda picky.

TJBM is a picky eater.

reijinni's avatar

sure am
TJBM is willing to show Harper the door.

DWW25921's avatar

That’s right! Whatever it is, it’s gone!

TJBM Has eaten off the floor.

ibstubro's avatar

I don’t let dropping something on the floor stop me from eating it, but I do not recall a time that my lips or tongue actually touched the floor.

TJBM grows weary of shaving something.

Jonesn4burgers's avatar

Nahhhhhhh, I’ve just switched to braiding. LOL
TJBM wants to see proof of that. Too bad.

DWW25921's avatar

Yeah kinda…

TJBM Has proof but doesn’t care enough to share it.

ibstubro's avatar

The proof, is in the puddin.

Close enough I shoulda been there!

TJBM loves Record Bin Roulette.

Jonesn4burgers's avatar

Sah rite, I’m not blowin snot bubbles r anything.
TJBM is OCD, and wants to fix that top line for me…................REAL BAD.

DWW25921's avatar

Kinda but I’ll refrain…

TJBM Doesn’t let body odor come between them and a good time.

Bluefreedom's avatar

On the contrary, I prefer someone who does believe in bathing regularly and smells good also.

TJBM recognizes the merits of showering with another person and not just to help clean each other.

reijinni's avatar

get me another person and we’ll talk
TJBM would rather chop wood when the weather’s warm.

mattbrowne's avatar

Well, I’d rather buy ready to use wood chopped by machines…
TJBM estimates that the money we spend on prisons would allow us to buy at least ten musical instruments for every kid growing up plus the salary for the teachers.
TJBTJBM is puzzled like I am that our society prefers prisons over buying musical instruments for every kid growing up.

Yetanotheruser's avatar

I don’t know, @mattbrowne, but I would guess that you are correct. What is reflected in your statement: world wide? U. S.? Europe?

Since TJAM pretty much co-opted my TJBM statement, I will accede—this time!

“TJBM is puzzled like I am that our society prefers prisons over buying musical instruments for every kid growing up.”

mattbrowne's avatar

Well, @Yetanotheruser, just take a look at this picture to see which country I’m talking about

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_by_incarceration_rate

No country on Earth has a higher incarceration rate than the US.

In Germany, even small towns have youth music schools in addition to normal schools where students can rent instruments for free, see http://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Musikschule

There’s no American concept for this. The article

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Music_school describes a different concept which is
http://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Konservatorium in German.

Coloma's avatar

TJBM notices that TJAM got seriously sidetracked.

mattbrowne's avatar

True.
TJBM acknowledges that the TJATJATJAM asked TJATJAM the question: What is reflected in your statement: world wide?

Coloma's avatar

What? Only on my 2nd cup of coffee, brain not fully activated yet, lets keep it simple shall we? lol

TJBM cannot engage in intense discussion within the first hour of being awake

DWW25921's avatar

Not even maybe.

TJBM Enjoys basking in the hilarity of the failures of others.

Bluefreedom's avatar

It’s true that I enjoy mindless buffoonery just as much as the next person, yes.

TJBM believes that magician Criss Angel is overrated when it comes to his popularity and performances.

DWW25921's avatar

So overrated I’ve never heard of her.

TJBM wants a kitten.

geeky_mama's avatar

No thanks, we have two cats already.

TJBM is grateful to have tomorrow off work. (MLK Day, Yay!)

ibstubro's avatar

No, tomorrow is a work day for me. Sall right, though, cause that only happens 6–8 times a month.

TJBM would trade 3 waffles and a hand job for a new stroller.

DWW25921's avatar

I do flea markets. I have all the stuff I need, and than some. Want a box of crap?

TJBM wants a box of random flea market crap.

Jonesn4burgers's avatar

Uh, are you the one on ebay with all the mystery boxes?
TJBM likes to cruise the “weird” listings on ebay for toy ideas.

DWW25921's avatar

No, but they sell like crazy at my flea market.

TJBM Sometimes plays with kid toys with wild abandon.

ibstubro's avatar

I recently bought a nubby, clear ball at Goodwill for 19 cents. It was for a friend’s cat. When I got there, I could not stop playing with the ball.

TJBM hates honeycombs.

DWW25921's avatar

No I don’t and yeah… I got a box of those around somewhere…

TJBM Has a box around somewhere… With that stuff… You know…

Coloma's avatar

That stuff? You mean that fragerant green stuff you smoke? Yes, I have a box of that. lol

TJBM eats Craisins

rojo's avatar

Sure! in salads and alone.
TJBM has had it up to here with celebrity gossip that passes for news these days.

Coloma's avatar

I never listen to celebrity gossip, what a waste of air space and brain power.

TJBM slept like a baby last night

ibstubro's avatar

Yup. I have a clear conscious. :)

TJBM remembers how to make spitballs stick to the ceiling.

DWW25921's avatar

I haven’t thought about that in years… Yes, as a matter of fact I do!

TJBM has yelled at kids for sticking stuff on the ceiling.

Yetanotheruser's avatar

I was one of the kids that was yelled at!

TJBM is amazed that they can remember something so trivial from so long ago.

rojo's avatar

True, I remember the blow guns we made out of straws with straight pins and bits of paper for tails. I also remember the pain….......
TJBM is looking forward to watching most of the winter Olympics, but not the skating; definitely not the skating

DWW25921's avatar

I probably won’t watch any of it. I don’t watch TV really. I watch shows online.

TJBM thinks cable television is obsolete.

Coloma's avatar

For me, yes. Not a TV watcher either, I do like the PBS documentaries, Nature, and American Experience. PBS is the only quality TV out there IMO. I’m a Netflix junkie though.

TJBM has allergies

geeky_mama's avatar

Yep I sure do. At least I’m not allergic to any foods (yet).. my dad is allergic to shellfish and I’d sure miss being able to eat shrimp & lobster!

TJBM has a recommendation for a new show for @Coloma to watch on Netflix.

Coloma's avatar

Oooh, waiting, waiting.

DWW25921's avatar

The new season of Dr. Who! I don’t have netflix so I hope it’s there…

TJBM Is a whovian.

AshLeigh's avatar

A Doctor Who fan? No.
Tjbm has a chinchilla.

DWW25921's avatar

No, but I’m open to the idea.

TJBM wishes they had that thing that they’ve been missing…

Yetanotheruser's avatar

Whatever that thing is…

THEM tends to binge-watch (a) favorite TV show or shows.

Dutchess_III's avatar

Not a lot. We binge watched The Andy Griffith show whilst lying in a motel bed and drinking rum on Thanksgiving.
Also, when Apollo 13 came out in 95 I bought the VHS tape for my sister for Christmas. Who never got it. Because I watched it. 30 times over Christmas break. My children started running from the room, screaming, whenever it came on, so it was useful in ways other than my own entertainment. It works to this day as a kid-deterrent.

TJBM would like to start their own business.

AshLeigh's avatar

A morgue…
Tjbm is a mortician.

Coloma's avatar

False but my daughter moonlights as a recovery person for a mortuary, picking up corpses from hospitals, nursing homes and private residences.

TJBM has a hangnail

snowberry's avatar

nope

TJBM needs more sleep.

Jonesn4burgers's avatar

TRUE!
TJBM needs more PEZ dispensers.

Coloma's avatar

Only is they dispense Smarties. haha

TJBM knows what “Smarties” are.

dxs's avatar

One of the only candies I like.
The Jelly below me can only eat a small amount of candy before feeling sick.

Coloma's avatar

False. I have a terrible sweet tooth I am a sugar addict and have to be careful. lol

TJBM is addicted to cotton swabs

ibstubro's avatar

False. The hell do swabs have over balls and pickers.

TJBM thinks it’s funny when TJAT pokes fun.

Coloma's avatar

True, humor is everything. :-D

TJBM eats an apple a day

DWW25921's avatar

I don’t eat fruits and vegetables. I’m a strict meatatarian.

TJBM Has cozy slippers.

AshLeigh's avatar

Several. I like to be comfortable.
Tjbm is ready to put on pajamas and curl up with a book for the night.

reijinni's avatar

nope, just woke up.
TJBM wants to see Godzilla rampage through the Vatican.

Coloma's avatar

Maybe the white house, that would be novel yes.

TJBM is a cream and sugar in their coffee type

ibstubro's avatar

I’m not a coffee guy, the caffeine and heat effect me like meth. Damned same, as I like it.

TJBM has never learned that hot cheese equals blistered mouth.

Yetanotheruser's avatar

I learned a long time ago.

TJBM has the TV on to something they’re not watching.

DWW25921's avatar

I just use the TV for video games. I don’t watch it.

TJBM Is watching the snow from their window.

Dutchess_III's avatar

No. Just looking at the cold outside, reveling in the heat inside.

TJBM would like to live off the grid, but not in the winter time.

Jonesn4burgers's avatar

I would like to own the grid.
TJBM will open this darn lid for me.

Coloma's avatar

Bang it on the floor, really hard, that should do the trick.

TJBM is proud of themselves for something I have now walked 3 miles, 4 days a week, for a month. Yay!

Dutchess_III's avatar

I am proud of a lot of things! Not so proud of others.

TJBM is going to Go Do Things today.

reijinni's avatar

maybe
TJBM is curious about Peyton Manning’s bra size.

Yetanotheruser's avatar

18? That’s what all his jerseys say.

TJBM is prepping for rough weather.

DWW25921's avatar

I guess it doesn’t matter if I’m ready or not… It’s here!

TJBM Understands incredibly nerdy things that others just don’t get…

Coloma's avatar

True, depending on your definition of nerdy. I love theories and concepts and am a rational as well as an abstract thinker. A combo plate that can confuse others. lol

TJBM is a creature of extremes

DWW25921's avatar

I can be.

TJBM is hankering for fried taters and onions.

Yetanotheruser's avatar

Mmmmmm! Just had some…along with a little leftover hamburger crumbled up with it!

TJBM has regrets about something in the past.

picante's avatar

Oh, I suppose—but they in no way have crippled me; I just need to not create regrets in the future ;-)
TJBM feels like January has already been a long month with much more to come.

Yetanotheruser's avatar

What? Is January almost over already?

TJBM is convinced that time is relative.

Dutchess_III's avatar

No, but I’m convinced my family is relative.

TJBM hates when the dentist tries to kill them.

DWW25921's avatar

Every… Single… Time… Meh

TJBM Rips tags off of pillows in stores.

Jonesn4burgers's avatar

I don’t rip tags off pillows at all.
TJBM would like to have a lifesize statue of themselves carved from chocolate, but it just wouldn’t last very long.

AshLeigh's avatar

Yes please.
Tjbm feels like they can trust this man to rent us video games watches too much tv.

DWW25921's avatar

I don’t watch much TV at all.

TJBM Takes pictures they never actually look at.

Coloma's avatar

Heh, I still have vacation pictures on my camera from August 2012 that I have never downloaded. lol

TJBM likes taking pictures but hates downloading them.

rojo's avatar

No. I download and keep everything, even the out of focus ones with the hope that one day technology will allow me to refocus them and have a good shot.
TJBM just got up and immediately opened Fluther (once they got their coffee that is).

Leanne1986's avatar

No, it’s 1.30pm here and this is the first time I have opened Fluther today as it’s the first quite moment I have had at work.

TJBM can hear a dog barking right now.

Dutchess_III's avatar

No. I can hear one grunting though because the other one has a bagel with cream cheese and the first one wants it.

TJBM does stupid shit at Walmart.

Coloma's avatar

False, I just watch others do stupid shit.

TJBM is waiting on a check in the mail.

DWW25921's avatar

I’m always waiting on a payment or sending something out…

TJBM Enjoys Tuna Mac & Cheese.

Dutchess_III's avatar

Not with tuna. Ick.

TJBM doesn’t usually like to try new foods.

rojo's avatar

Well, I am set in my ways but I do like variety.
TJBM has streaked before (but it was looooong ago and we don’t talk about it in front of the kids).

Dutchess_III's avatar

No, I never have! Neva neva. I think it’s more of a guy thing anyway. Friend of mine streaked down G hall when I was in HS. Stopped my Biology class dead it it’s tracks!

TJBM knows a song about a streaker.

Coloma's avatar

False, but I could make one up…

TJBM is out of it this morning

Dutchess_III's avatar

I’m not, but YOU are! YOU DO TOO KNOW A SONG ABOUT A STREAKER YOU OLD HIPPIE! :D

The old hippie below me just remembered that she knows a song about a streaker.

rojo's avatar

Well, I’m a he but I do remember one called The Streak by Ray Stevens.
TJBM has started drinking early today.

Dutchess_III's avatar

That’s the one I linked to above.

No, I have not started drinking early.

TJBM misses people.

Coloma's avatar

False, I miss old pets though. lol

TJBM is a streaker!

rojo's avatar

Not anymore, now it is more of a stroller!

TJBM likes chili cheese fries.

DWW25921's avatar

Oh yes… :)

TJBM Plans out “random activities” with precision.

Jonesn4burgers's avatar

I am forced to carefully plan some of the simplest things, in regards to being out and about. With my mobility impaired, it’s a must. At home, no.
TJBM has ridden some animal other than horse or mule.

DWW25921's avatar

When I was very small my family had a very patient German Shepard.

TJBM Ignores the warnings and does it anyway!

Dutchess_III's avatar

Not usually. My husband does, though. He even ignores his own common sense and does it anyway.

TJBM has a wonderful pet.

reijinni's avatar

What pet?
TJBM has a nasty earworm.

Yetanotheruser's avatar

No, it’s actually a pretty cheerful: Minnie the Moocher by Cab Calloway

TJBM has a favorite tune that sometimes becomes a earworm.

DWW25921's avatar

Yes. Often. Thanks for the reminder… It’s starting again…

TJBM Wants one of those nifty bamboo back scratcher thingeys.

ibstubro's avatar

Not so much. Over clothing, they don’t dig deep enough, bare skin they dig too deep.

TJBM loves buying worthless crap at the Everything’s a Dollar Store.

DWW25921's avatar

Yes I do. I also love reselling it for more at the flea market.

TJBM Carries the banner of “cheapest person on earth” proudly!

Coloma's avatar

False, I love to spend money and have fun. What’s the purpose of making it otherwise, to dress in sack cloth and eat twigs? lol

TJBM knows what a CoyWolf is and thinks it is very cool

Jonesn4burgers's avatar

Sure, I know what they are. I’m more excited about purebred wolves though. I got to meet one once which had been orphaned, and hand raised. This enormous canine put his paws on my shoulders, and had to lean down to lick my face. I was still using crutches at the time, and it was all I could do to keep from falling over. The wolf was sweet as a bunny, but the power he possessed was unmistakeable. It’s the sort of thing which digs into your spirit and leaves a permanent impression.
TJBM can hit a guy in the neck with a rubberband from across a room.

ibstubro's avatar

Once upona time I could, no problem. Now I might have to practice for a bit.

TJBM is a story teller.

Yetanotheruser's avatar

I am. Sometimes even when a “yes” or “no” answer will suffice, I will go in to the story of “why”.

TJBM thinks that the art of storytelling is dying.

Dutchess_III's avatar

It is, although my husband is still quite good at it.

TJBM wonders what would happen if the entire earth suddenly went off the grid.

ibstubro's avatar

Not so much. I’m personally confident of being able to take care of me and mine. It would just require a bit more effort for a while until I got into the new swing of things. Why, I sometimes wonder, did humans ever move out of caves? Free climate control.

TJBM wonders how “bull shit’ became synonymous with talking trash. Do bulls eat something that cows do not?

rojo's avatar

Well, I do now. Thanks a lot.

TJBM is looking forward to a “3 Martini lunch”.

Coloma's avatar

Bleh…no! Now a little 420 at cocktail hour and maybe a beer, sure.
I imbibe after the days work is done, I’d be asleep if I had a drink at lunch time. lol

TJBM is a lite drinker

ibstubro's avatar

After dinner drinker only. Like you, if I imbibed at lunch, I’d be done for the day.

TJBM has a favorite Mark Twain quote.

Jonesn4burgers's avatar

No. Too many to choose from.
TJBM has seen the top of a mountain.

Coloma's avatar

I have lived on top of mountains yes.
@ibstubro “Progress was once a fine thing but it has gone on far too long.

TJBM thinks that MT quote is very true

ibstubro's avatar

“Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please”, @Coloma.

TJBM knows that “If you tell the truth, you don’t have to remember anything.”

Coloma's avatar

Very true!

TJBM has to go to the bathroom

ibstubro's avatar

I grew up with six brothers. That’s how I learned to dance – waiting for the bathroom.
Bob Hope

TJBM loved “Quotable Quotes” in The Reader’s Digest.

Coloma's avatar

True, good little magazine.

TJBM likes true stories over fiction

AshLeigh's avatar

I think it’s kind of 50/50.
Tjbm reads/watches too much science fiction.

Yetanotheruser's avatar

Sometimes I find the lines blurry…

TJBM has a favorite conspiracy theory.

rojo's avatar

Correct! The Warren Report is bogus and a part of the conspiracy!

TJBM however, disagrees and believes it was all conceived, planned and executed by Oswald alone.

rojo's avatar

No, I don’t and besides the best conspiracy theory NOW is that Bin Ladin is not actually dead and the whole thing was faked from beginning to supposed sea dump in order to justify the Military/Industrial complex and the necessity of Homeland Security.

TJBM however, disagrees and believes it was all conceived, planned and executed by Oswald alone and was probably in on the Bin Ladin conspiracy too since he did not really die either.

dxs's avatar

Uh…huh?
The Jelly below me would rather keep politics out of this thread and maintain the light-hearted small talk.

geeky_mama's avatar

Yes – lighthearted small talk is all I can manage at the moment.

TJBM is a bit overwhelmed at the moment.

ibstubro's avatar

False. I’m actually a little underwhelmed.

TJBM has met at famous movie star.

reijinni's avatar

false
TJBM has served jury duty.

AshLeigh's avatar

I haven’t.
Tjbm sleeps with a fan on, even in the winter. For the noise.

Coloma's avatar

Not a fan but I always have my window cracked if it is 40 or above.

TJBM is having/had a delicious dinner

ibstubro's avatar

False. I’m planning a delicious dinner. (Seafood Alfredo lasagna.)

TJBM has met a famous politician.

Coloma's avatar

No and I could care less. Of course here in CA. we have Ahnold. Pffft!

TJBM thinks Ahnold is a dolt.

ibstubro's avatar

Ahnold is a figure of speech?
unimpressed!

Tropical_Willie's avatar

TJAM missed the TJBM

TJBM is “waiting for the weekend”

Jonesn4burgers's avatar

I wait for everything, why should a weekend be any different?
TJBM is feeling a bit lonely tonight.

rojo's avatar

True, the missus is in bed and I am on the computer communicating with folks thousands of miles away.
TJBM prefers small talk to deep, intimate discussions.

snowberry's avatar

Actually the other way around.

TJBM wanted to work in a circus when they were little.

AshLeigh's avatar

Never. I wanted to be a motorcycle cop.
Tjbm has a potty mouth.

rojo's avatar

F#@k Yeah! D&mn Straight!
TJBM will vote for the candidate with the fewest zits regardless of political affiliation.

AshLeigh's avatar

That is a nice idea. Except I’m an anarchist.
Tjbm hates it when their phone autocorrects “tjbm” to “them”

Jonesn4burgers's avatar

I don’t Fluther on my phone, but when I text I have it set so my phone can’t guess what I’m saying.
tjbm will go lower case too, so @AshLeigh doesn’t have to feel alone.:)

AshLeigh's avatar

FALSE!
TJBM LIKES TO TYPE IN ALL CAPS.

rojo's avatar

STOP YELLING AT ME!
TJBM (yes, I am reverting back to the accepted norm) Is somewhat irritated at gravity.

snowberry's avatar

Yes. My eyebrows are falling out and growing back on my chin!

TJBM speaks two or more languages fluently.

geeky_mama's avatar

Yep. That’d be me. でも、毎日使わないと日本語がだんだん下手になりそう

TJBM has a very long ‘To Do’ list today.

Coloma's avatar

Kind of, yes, all over the place and I am dying with allergies in this parched western scene which is sapping my energy.

TJBM is tired today

Jonesn4burgers's avatar

I’m tired every day. A good day is when my leg is NOT having spasms.
TJBM keeps noticing an odd scent they can’t track down.

Coloma's avatar

False. The only odd scent here is when the litter box needs to be scooped. lol

TJBM has plans to go to an outdoor event today

Yetanotheruser's avatar

Yeah…The snow-shoveling event in my front yard!

TJBM is ready for a break from the extreme weather we’ve been having.

dxs's avatar

Definitely. I don’t like it being this cold here.
The Jelly below me has a cold and it’s hindering daily functions.

Coloma's avatar

False, had that in Dec. just my usual shitty allergies now.

TJBM is excited about something

reijinni's avatar

maybe.
TJBM is working towards a Godless America.

AshLeigh's avatar

Nah.
TJBM plays an instrument.

Tropical_Willie's avatar

Several including Ukulele.

TjBm WiLl AnSwEr In AlTeRnAtInG cApS aNd LoWeR cAsE.

Yetanotheruser's avatar

I’lL tRy…too much trouble!

TJBM has been involved in landlord/tenant dispute as landlord or as tenant.

Coloma's avatar

True. I had a landlord once that never stopped talking about how I was the best tenant he ever had, until I moved and he found a way to gouge me for every penny of my deposit after 7 years of paying my rent early, taking great care of things and leaving him with 2k in antique wrought iron fencing. Yes, he loved my MONEY, not me. lol

TJBM hates to admit that most people are jerks

Dutchess_III's avatar

I’d like to think that most of them aren’t but the ones who are are much more noticeable.

TJBM is eating / drinking tomato soup with out saltine crackers for the first time in his or her life.

Jonesn4burgers's avatar

No.
TJBM is a good swimmer.

Tropical_Willie's avatar

Yes, was taught how to stay in the water for hours at a time, drown proofing. Also I use to swim, 50 yards underwater holding my breath, one turn at end of pool.

TJBM has an orphaned sock collection.

Jonesn4burgers's avatar

I saw that this morning too! I have lots of other uses for them besides what they showed Today.
TJBM prefers sweats over jeans.

Coloma's avatar

I prefer hippie skirts to pants of any kind. I gotta be free. lol

TJBM likes women in skirts

AshLeigh's avatar

Sure.
TJBM is going to read allllll day.

ibstubro's avatar

Not in the schedule for another few days, at most.

TJBM has a favorite ethnic food, and wants to share.

Coloma's avatar

Oh man, I have many, lets see…would I choose mexcan, asian, italian..I’m a foodie, I can;t choose, I like them all equally. lol

TJBM can’t choose either

Dutchess_III's avatar

Pizza. Pineapple Pizza.

TJBM just saw a video of a horrible car crash involving many vehicles, and wonders how people can be so stupid.

ibstubro's avatar

False. I don’t watch horrible videos. But I do wonder how people can be so stupid.

Pineapple pizza is exactly WHAT ethnicity?? lol

TJBM thinks pineapple look more like weapons than fruit.

Dutchess_III's avatar

You don’t put an entire, uncored pineapple on a pizza ding a ling!

TJBM thinks an entire, whole pineapple, along with a grilling recipe for pineapple, is a good present to give to someone you want to give a hard time to!

Coloma's avatar

Mmmm….it’s original but since I am not of big fan of pineapple, except in chinese dishes or y pizza too, I wouldn’t really want to get a pineapple for a present. lol

TJBM adores, worships, covets, fondles, craves, avocados.

ibstubro's avatar

My fav is avocados on Triscuit wafer/crackers. There’s something about the creamy/buttery against the crispy/salty that is…well…near perfection.

Thanks to @Dutchess_III, TJBM now has this In their head.

Coloma's avatar

I don’t know, I haven’y decided if I will look. lol

TJBM looked

AshLeigh's avatar

I didn’t.
TJBM gets really mad at plot twists sometimes.

snowberry's avatar

I more often just lose interest. If it’s too much work, I move on.

TJBM loves going to the gym.

Coloma's avatar

False, I hate organized exercise, I walk a few miles 3–4 times a week on 3 different walking trails around my area, I have zero desire to workout in the presence of others.

TJBM had one too many last night

AshLeigh's avatar

I do not have one.
TJBM thinks the iPad mini is an iPod.

dxs's avatar

I don’t know what either are like.
The Jelly below me just changed what rock they live under.

Coloma's avatar

Kind of. I moved about 19 months ago from a grand boulder and yes, I now live under a craggy rock in comparison. lol

TJBM has suffered a bog loss in the last year.

AshLeigh's avatar

If by bog you mean big, then yes. If you meant bog, I have no lost any bogs this year.
TJBM lives in the bog of eternal stench…

Coloma's avatar

Hahaha…man I messed that one up, 10 months, not 19 and yes, BIG, not BOG.

True, the bog of eternal cat litter box stench. lol

TJBM had veggie pizza today

Tropical_Willie's avatar

No and and it didn’t have any “basil and oregano” brownies. – - – ;>)

TJBM makes their own pizza at home.

AshLeigh's avatar

If by “make” you mean buy the boxed kind on base and heat it up in the oven, then yes.
TJBM has a cat.

Coloma's avatar

True, 2. Myles is in my avatar, the worlds biggest cat. lol

TJBM has a king size pet

Tropical_Willie's avatar

Brother and sister dogs, boy is 107 pounds and little sister is 90 pounds. Just two years old.

TJBM had a pet goldfish as a child. ( Not the crackers ).

Yetanotheruser's avatar

Yes. And a parakeet…And a rabbit…And a dog…And a cat…and a chicken (yes, a pet chicken!)...and several others. The one thing they had in common…they all died.

TJBM had a pet that died.

Coloma's avatar

Many yes. :-(

TJBM thinks people convicted of animal abuse should face severe penalties.

AshLeigh's avatar

Yes.
TJBM didn’t sleep enough last night.

picante's avatar

No, I didn’t—and I’m feeling the loss now.
TJBM is sick to freakin’ death of the “bipolar vortex.”

Yetanotheruser's avatar

Huh?

TJBM did not know a vortex could be bi-polar.

picante's avatar

75 degrees yesterday, back to the low 20’s tonight with another wintry mix blowing in.
Texas weather—it gives a new twist to the “polar vortex.”
So, yes I do know it can be bipolar.
TJBM needs a manicure. Or at least would like one, if “need” is not a criterion.

dxs's avatar

Nahh I think my guitar nails look just fine.
The Jelly below me does Calculus for fun.

Jonesn4burgers's avatar

Ugh. Goo bubba dub dubba.
TJBM has mashed potatoes for brains.

Coloma's avatar

Hardly, I am quite bright.
TJBM sees the first Daffodils next to my goose and can’t believe there are daffodils blooming in Jan.

ibstubro's avatar

Indeed. I cannot believe your tail.

TJBM thinks bacon worship is short lived.

Coloma's avatar

I don’t know, but I only like bacon on a BLT of Bacos in a salad. lol

TJBM has skinny legs

snowberry's avatar

Nope. I call it “insulation”.

TJBM wears their hair short.

AshLeigh's avatar

I don’t. I’ve been growing it out for years, and only trim it.
TJBM will tell us their favorite book.

snowberry's avatar

So many favorites. This one was written from newspaper accounts, letters, and diaries of the people involved.

In The Days of Poor Richard by Irving Bacheller. I prefer the unabridged version which hasn’t been “cleaned up”.

TJBM is having trouble with their Internet.

Coloma's avatar

False, all good here.

TJBM had red hair

Yetanotheruser's avatar

I did for a few days one time. I was visiting as friend and inadvertently used her henna shampoo.

TJBM enjoyed the Grammy show.

Dutchess_III's avatar

First time I’ve ever watched it. It was OK. I was hoping Bieber would be in the audience so I could watch him get arrested.

TJBM sometimes gets SO overwhelmed with their grown children’s problems….

snowberry's avatar

No. Just sad sometimes. But they are running their lives the way they want to run them. I won’t interfere.

TJBM likes cotton candy!

Coloma's avatar

True, but I don;t think I have had it in about 30 years now. haha

TJBM will keep their fingers crossed that us poor drought ridden westerners get some good rain with a storm that is coming. 51 days with no rain or snow. :-(

ibstubro's avatar

True. I wish you no days and 27 nights of pouring rain.

Rain, rain, today’s ‘some other’ day.

Coloma's avatar

@ibstubro you forgot to ask TJBM something, a bit of mid-life dementia maybe? lol

TJBM has bouts of mid-life dementia

ibstubro's avatar

Yup! As evidenced above.

TJBM has a one track mind that sometimes jumps a track. Or 7. (No more, 8-track!)

Tropical_Willie's avatar

I had an Eight-Track in a car thirty years ago.

TJBM will remind about we were talking about.

Coloma's avatar

I don’t recollect, you tricky Dicks. lol

TJBM just pulled down their bed covers and fluffed their pillows for the trip to z-land.

Dutchess_III's avatar

No, just got out of fluffy z-land.

TJBM is hungry and knows exactly what she or he wants!

Coloma's avatar

False, only on my 2nd cup of coffee here, I won’t eat breakfast til around 9ish.

TJBM has plans for a Superbowl party

Dutchess_III's avatar

Not that I know of.

TJBM needs to get in gear and get some house work done.

Tropical_Willie's avatar

Well does shoveling 6 inch of snow on the driveway count a housework.

TJBM cannot wrap their head around the kids being stranded in Atlanta.

Dutchess_III's avatar

Yes it does, Willie!

Hadn’t heard about it. I’ll go check.

TJBM actually filled up the sink with dish water!!

Dutchess_III's avatar

21/2 inches of snow caused all that chaos??

Jonesn4burgers's avatar

One or two kids had to spend the night on their bus which could go no further.
Dish water in my sink? I guess, when the washer empties it hits the sink for a minute.
TJBM doesn’t know what gear to put their bike in at skateparks.

AshLeigh's avatar

I don’t even own a bike.
TJBM is flipping off the weather channel.

Dutchess_III's avatar

No.

TJBM just had a bowl of ice cream.

snowberry's avatar

No, a bowl of tapioca pudding instead.

TJBM likes mockingbirds.

Bluefreedom's avatar

I’m not sure if I like them or not. I’ve never seen one. (I am very fond of the book and movie “To Kill A Mockingbird” though.)

TJBM believes in the merits of the organization PETA but doesn’t always agree with their methods.

ibstubro's avatar

True. I realize that passive resistance is often ignored, and (at best) takes decades to show results, but you have to respect other people in order to garner respect.

TJBM wishes they had (or has) a down comforter.

Coloma's avatar

<——^^^^ Watch it pal! ;-)

TJBM will watch @ibstubro watch it.

Bluefreedom's avatar

I actually watched him watching you, @Coloma. It was a totally voyeuristic journey in an odd but compelling kind of way.

TJBM has never owned a sports car but would like to someday.

AshLeigh's avatar

Yay for high insurance…
TJBM is a bad driver.

Coloma's avatar

Well….apparently I mangled my oil pan recently driving over a boulder island. I thought I could pull forward, I did not see the boulder triangle. lol

TJBM runs over things sometimes.

Yetanotheruser's avatar

I once ran over a tortoise crossing the road in Florida. I thought I could straddle it, but its shell was too high and my suspension was too low…poor thing!

TJBM knows why the tortoise was crossing the road.

Coloma's avatar

Aaaagh..Tortoise killer!

Bluefreedom's avatar

Yeah, and it wasn’t only to get to the other side. He was trying to create as much distance as possible from his nagging and clingy mate.

TJBM has read Grimm’s Fairy Tales at some point in their life.

Jonesn4burgers's avatar

It’s not a fairytale. I heard Grim on the news footage myself. He really threatened to throw that reporter off that balcony, AND break him in half like a boy. HA!
TJBM is waiting patiently for their turn, but I type slow and so they are thinking of just jumping in.

AshLeigh's avatar

False.
TJBM brushes their teeth before bed.

Yetanotheruser's avatar

Right before bed and right after I get up (after coffee!)

@Coloma, I really felt bad about that tortoise. But I received payback when I had to replace my oilpan!

TJBM has consumed roadkill.

Coloma's avatar

@Yetanotheruser Haha..I have to replace mine right now after running over a boulder island recently. Bah Humbug!

False, but my daughter just found a bear skull she is going to make some art with. haha

TJBM is an artsy type

snowberry's avatar

I can be, but the idea has to hit me right.

TJBM has made something unusual such as homemade marshmallows or homemade fortune cookies.

Jonesn4burgers's avatar

Well, I don’t know what counts as unusual. I’ve made my own candy canes, suckers, and taffy. I roasted a turkey on a grill once, which was weird, and I messed it up.
TJBM can’t see the forest for the trees.

AshLeigh's avatar

Sure…
TJBM will tell us the name of their pet(s).

Yetanotheruser's avatar

We have a dog named Chipmunk. Before I was married, I once had a dog named Nawlins (I was in New Orleans at the time); My childhood dog was King, I’ve had other dogs named Foxy, Tag, Sadie, Buster, Jeff and cats named Smokey, Kitty, Blacque, Domino, and Van.

Coloma's avatar

TJAM forgot to address TJB them.

ibstubro's avatar

True. “40 lashes with a wet noodle!”

TJBM has a cold. Or wants mine? Care to share?

snowberry's avatar

Naw, thanks anyway for your generosity. But I’ll give you a hanky. You don’t even have to return it!

TJBM has strange ideas in what’s good to eat.

Dutchess_III's avatar

I don’t think they’re strange!

TJBM has dogs and now he or she has to wash the damn sheets on the bed.

Bluefreedom's avatar

False but we do have 4 cats and two of them shed pretty regularly. Maybe I should go check the bed sheets…...

TJBM likes to listen to jazz music.

Tropical_Willie's avatar

Yes, they are on my pre-sets on the Sirius radio in car.

TJBM is hungry for some sushi.

AshLeigh's avatar

Freaking yes. I haven’t had sushi in a long time.
TJBM likes trying new foods.

snowberry's avatar

Absolutely!

TJBM has long underwear.

ibstubro's avatar

False. It’s not my arms, legs and torso I have a hard time keeping warm, it’s my feet and hands.

TJBM knows the value of buying second hand.

Coloma's avatar

True, I buy both new and used depending and love thrift stores.

TJBM ate an apple today

geeky_mama's avatar

Nope, but I had a very fine meal in a restaurant in NYC.

TJBM is homesick.

AshLeigh's avatar

Yes. We just sold my childhood home, and I miss it often.
TJBM listens to vocal poetry.

Jonesn4burgers's avatar

Not in a long time. My daughter and I write poetry and shorts. we read to each other pretty regular.
TJBM has some jam on the corner of their mouth…... okay, you got it.

Dutchess_III's avatar

No…haven’t eaten yet, but that sounds good. Perhaps I’ll have some on my mouth in a bit.

TJBM wants an Arctic room.

Yetanotheruser's avatar

No, not wanting anything arctic at the moment.

TJBM has posted a TJBM post and forgotten to post the TJBM part!

Dutchess_III's avatar

I did in the beginning, but that’s been a looong time ago.

TJBM is stunned that the Italian courts found Amanda Knox guility.

Coloma's avatar

I don’t know. I don’t enough about the case to have an opinion as I don’t follow news stories or watch the news.

TJBM does not watch the news

ibstubro's avatar

True. It’s like tooth decay of the mind.

TJBM is snowed in again.

Dutchess_III's avatar

Not yet.

TJBM is about to go check the weather channel for the forecast.

Tropical_Willie's avatar

Yes, here come the rain over the weekend.

TJBM want the winter to END !

Dutchess_III's avatar

YES I DO!!

TJBM thinks some people have NO decision making abilities at ALL.

Coloma's avatar

True, my ex husband was so wishy washy but when I made the decisions he resneted me. Pffft! haha Hey you guys, stop complaining about winter, us poor Californians have only had a little rain in the last 3 months, we need a real winter!

TJBM is not waking up well today

Dutchess_III's avatar

True dat.

TJBM hates it when people resnet them. :!

Coloma's avatar

True, I think..“resneted” —I told you I am not awake yet!—haha

TJBM thinks they are good communicators

Leanne1986's avatar

Not at all. I hate confrontation so I often can’t communicate how I am really feeling. I often say things are ok by me when they really aren’t.

TJBM likes Abba.

ibstubro's avatar

About as much as I would enjoy a bowl of white sugar drenched in Karo white with a nice cup of warm honey chaser.

TJBM reprseents the embodiment of resnetment.

Dutchess_III's avatar

I resnet that @ibstubro.

TJBM wonders what the hell is going on and if they should resnet it or not.

ibstubro's avatar

Sorry, @Dutchess_III. Can you reptee that?

TJBM finds this thread remrakably refrsehing!

Tropical_Willie's avatar

I resebmle that remrak.

TJBM has met their doppelgänger.

Dutchess_III's avatar

I have and I’m sacred of it.

TJBM is getting frsutrated with tax time.

ibstubro's avatar

Fasle. OMG, that was a legitimate typo! My taxes will be super simple.

TJBM garbles with mouthwash every morning.

Dutchess_III's avatar

Try to. But forget often.

TJBM now knows that “Going to live with Grampa” is a euphemism.

ibstubro's avatar

^ the b was not a typo
^

ibstubro's avatar

True, but it seems more of a youthamism to me.

TJBM gets kinda punny, now and then.

reijinni's avatar

yep

TJBM is avoiding the Super Bowl.

AshLeigh's avatar

Not exactly. My boyfriend and his family are going to watch it. I’ll probably just read.
TJBM likes calligraphy.

Coloma's avatar

True, I can’t write it but I like it. lol

TJBM loves chocolate covered raisins.

ibstubro's avatar

I do. Much more that peanuts.

TJBM feels old. Suddenly.

Coloma's avatar

False. I’ve been feeling kind of old for awhile, I’ve suddenly noticed it more. lol

TJBM has a strange habit they will share with us.

rojo's avatar

False, I will not share that.
TJBM has a third nipple that, although they do not speak of it, they are very proud of.

dxs's avatar

I call it the all seeing nipple.
The Jelly below me has no plans this weekend.

Coloma's avatar

False. Shopping and running amok tomorrow and a get together Sunday..

TJBM is doing laundry right now

rojo's avatar

Nope, still piled up and awaiting my attention.
TJBM maintains a positive attitude in spite of the hand they have been dealt.

AshLeigh's avatar

Pfffft. No. I’m bitter.
TJBM is also bitter.

rojo's avatar

Ah, Unfortunately, you are correct.

TJBM thinks this thread is getting too long and a new one is needed so we don’t have to scroll up/down so far.

Jonesn4burgers's avatar

Shirley, you can wait thirty more responses for that magic number.
TJBM has seen someone in the shower they didn’t mean to, and wish they hadn’t.

reijinni's avatar

nope
TJBM adds ants to their food for flavoring.

rojo's avatar

No, just a little Marie Sharps occasionally.
TJBM has had sex in in unusual location which is…...

Coloma's avatar

Haha…true, on my horse, we fell off at a critical moment when she stepped out abruptly for greener pastures. lol

TJBM is behind on everything and must kick ass today

Dutchess_III's avatar

No, not behind.

TJBM is missing people who haven’t even left yet.

Jonesn4burgers's avatar

I’m missing all sorts of people, but I’m the one who left.
TJBM wants to cut down a tree sometime, just so they can hollar, “TIMBER!”

Coloma's avatar

False, been there done that, once I pulled a stump out with my old truck, it launched right at the cab and I narrowly escaped being slammed through the window.

TJBM has a burned out light bulb in their house

reijinni's avatar

nope
TJBM can think of only one thing when they see a Bible in the restroom.

Coloma's avatar

Blasphemy? lol

TJBM is stripping their bed

AshLeigh's avatar

Not now.
TJBM doesn’t want to socialize today, but they have to.

Coloma's avatar

Very true! I still have a couple hours work and do not want to be social at all, but I am charming and manage to be left alone by being charmingly clever in finagling my time. haha

TJBM is charming

ibstubro's avatar

I can be very charming. And I can be an arse like nobodies business. lol

TJBM likes Lucky Charms cereal.

Coloma's avatar

I used to when I was about 10 but those little marshmallows make squeaky sounds like nails on a chalkboard. Eeeee! Shiver!

TJBM likes York Peppermint Patties

Jonesn4burgers's avatar

Oooo, yes. Around here it’s a treat we keep from overindulging in, so we never fall out of love.
^^^ I got the funniest mental image reading about your tree stump experience.
TJBM would rather break hearts than be heartbroken.

AshLeigh's avatar

Not really.
TJBM is Dracula.

ibstubro's avatar

Let me Count the ways…

TJBM is Snow White’s evil stepmother.

Dutchess_III's avatar

Ummmm. No.

TJBM couldn’t care less about the Superbowl.

Coloma's avatar

Ya got that right! haha I do love the Budweiser commercials though, I looked up this years online ” Puppy Love”. Precious.

TJBM wants a Clydesdale horse

Dutchess_III's avatar

No. I want a piece of bacon.

TJBM wants a Diet Coke.

Coloma's avatar

False, on my 2nd cup of coffee but I want sugar, I am out and having my coffee without sugar sucks.

TJBE wonders who will post first, me or @reijinni

reijinni's avatar

you did.
TJBM can do calculus in their sleep.

Dutchess_III's avatar

I can’t do calculus in my sleep but I CAN fly.

TJBM had a really strange dream recently they’d like to share. I dreamed that my husband bought a brand new, expensive car and then sunk it in the lake ON PURPOSE!! WTH???

Coloma's avatar

Haha..yes, I dreamed I built a huge lake with a brick wall around it and my geese were jumping off the wall into the water. Must have been the peppermint patties I ate before bedtime.
@DutchessIII maybe your car is in my dream lake. lol

TJBM is going to have a very lazy day

Jonesn4burgers's avatar

No, had a few. I have an “Out” day of errands, and to manage, I HAVE to have at least two very lazy days first, and at least one after.
TJBM likes the Cheerios Super Bowl commercial preview.

Dutchess_III's avatar

I need to get out there and watch me some.

TJBM likes the foods that come with the Super Bowl.

Jonesn4burgers's avatar

I like the foods which come with the Super Bowl, Christmas, Cinco De Mayo, breakfast, lunch, dinner…................
TJBM has noticed a definate thinning of jellies on this thread. Should we delegate the next installment to someone?

geeky_mama's avatar

I have lost a little weight, thanks for noticing (my “thinning”) @Jonesn4burgers!

TJBM is struggling a bit. (Could be with anything.. finances, health, mental health, diet…)

Dutchess_III's avatar

A bit. I want a job but then again I don’t.

TJBM woke up to a beautiful world of white today!

ibstubro's avatar

False. The world IS white, but beauty is in the eye of the beholder, and I B holden a winter grudge.

TJBM thinks @rojo should re-start the question, since that was the first mention of it.

Coloma's avatar

Huh? No opinion as I have no idea what you are talking about. haha
TJBM is having an adult child crisis my daughters room mate has moved out stiffing her for their share of the rent and other money owed.,..bah!

Dutchess_III's avatar

He’s saying someone should start a new TJBM thread. Not sure why. This one isn’t taking long to open.

Always having adult child crisis. In fact, my daughter had court today about a custody / visitation hearing about the twins, but it got postponed due to snow.

Dutchess_III's avatar

TJMB just got poked in the side really hard and it hurt!

Tropical_Willie's avatar

No. but TJAM did ! !

TJBM has a school reunion coming up this year.

Dutchess_III's avatar

Yes she did. I’m wearing bandage around my ribs as we speak.
False. No till 2016.

TJBM tries to go to all of their HS reunions.

rojo's avatar

False, I didn’t associate with, or like, the people who go to HS reunions when I was there. Why would I want to see them all these years later and expect to feel differently?

TJBM has a hidden agenda.

Bluefreedom's avatar

Not at the moment but there’s always a chance for one. Excitement around every corner but nothing dangerous!

TJBM is happy that the Denver Bronco’s got completely thrashed in the Superbowl.

AshLeigh's avatar

Glad I didn’t have to watch it.
TJBM lives in a big city.

dxs's avatar

About 350k people. I think that’s pretty big.
The Jelly below me has been to New England.

Jonesn4burgers's avatar

Mmmm, yes. autumn is the very BEST time. The colors are to die for, the air has a marvelous symphony of scents, birds are making travel plans, and apples fresh apples!
TJBM is bruised.

AshLeigh's avatar

Always.
TJBM is headed over to part 53

rojo's avatar

YEP.

Yetanotheruser's avatar

I tried, but it went to here.

TJBM thinks @AshLeigh‘s link is supposed to point here

ibstubro's avatar

I agree, @Yetanotheruser. I had directed people here and somehow the posts just evaporated.

Tropical_Willie's avatar

The hyperlink on @AshLeigh‘s went to “iPhone” because it was done on a mobile device.

ibstubro's avatar

Thanks, @Tropical_Willie. Now what’s going on with good thing that happened today?

AshLeigh's avatar

Oops. Sorry guys! Forgot to switch to desktop first.

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