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What's the new slang for 'The Boob Tube', 'The Idiot Box", the flat screen television?

Asked by ibstubro (12528 points ) July 23rd, 2014

Coin it here first and we’ll record your ingenuity for the lawsuit.

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Jonesn4burgers's avatar

Dunno. I call mine, affectionately, Lifeline.

filmfann's avatar

Hi def.

Everytime I watch it, I wish I was either high or deaf.

trailsillustrated's avatar

It’s always been called the same thing, the telly

zenvelo's avatar

The Hi Def.

cookieman's avatar

That fantastically flat fucker.
The thin thing.
The raving rectangle.
Hi Def Harry.
The moronic monolith.
Not the computer.

ucme's avatar

Wonder Window

majorrich's avatar

It is, was, and probably will be the TV.

janbb's avatar

Pandora purveyor

ibstubro's avatar

Thanks! Looks like Hi Def is in the lead, but if I had a flat screen I would give serious consideration to “Wonder Window”.

kritiper's avatar

I still like “The Eye of God.”

talljasperman's avatar

Magical Tapestry

Hypocrisy_Central's avatar

Well……..
• $700 zombie maker
• The electric bill heightener and IQ lightener.
• Visual Chiclet.
• Adult babysitter
• Fantasy Wal-land
Those can be a start

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