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[NSFW]: What's a NSFW question you've always wanted to ask but have been afraid to?

Asked by rockfan (3363 points ) 1 month ago

And what was stopping you?

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talljasperman's avatar

(NSFW) What is a good free anti-virus software for looking up porn on the internet? I didn’t think it was appropriate.

rockfan's avatar

Malwarebytes is extremely good

talljasperman's avatar

@rockfan I am afraid that downloading will infect my computer like the last time I tried downloading free software. I have MacAfee.

Hypocrisy_Central's avatar

It is not that I am too afraid to ask, I am just not stupid enough to ask knowing where I am, and whose house I am playing in. But the reasons why someone might be afraid to ask certain NSFW questions would be:

• The Collective could not stomach it, they can’t shed their ”ick factor” for the sake of the question.
• They will attack the asker because their ”ick factor” raised a little stomach bile in the back of their mouth.
• If the asker was not just seeking like-minded rebukes, he/she would be attacked as being sympathetic to any vile, heinous, or kinky NSFW subject question.
• He/she will be attacked because people will think the question is about something they did, think about, or desire to do.

But let’s say I was afraid, if I was afraid back then, why would I be less afraid now? You have cyber body guards that will keep from being raked over the coals, boiled in oil, and strung up by their toe nails while being beat with bats like a piñata?

rojo's avatar

@Hypocrisy_Central sounds like an excuse to me! :)

Blondesjon's avatar

How many cock fucks are there in a cunt bitch and should I count dick vaginas as one of each (see details)?

anniereborn's avatar

Have you ever not gone down on a woman because of the smell?
Probably afraid to because no one would answer truthfully. I’d only get smartass answers.

Adirondackwannabe's avatar

@anniereborn I love the smell of a woman. Anyone that lets me do that get’s my undying love. You have never seen how sexy a woman looks in that position. And when they get off, I get off.

Mimishu1995's avatar

Disclaimer: don’t kill me after reading my response because you asked for it! ~

How does it feel like to have sex with tentacles like in those hentai?

janbb's avatar

@Mimishu1995 ask ragingloli.

Haleth's avatar

Guys, what is sex like from the male perspective?

Adirondackwannabe's avatar

If both of you are into it. It’s amazing.

SQUEEKY2's avatar

@Haleth for a guy it’s more about getting your rocks off, don’t get me wrong the intimate thing is great too,but for the most part it’s just about the finish line.

Haleth's avatar

@SQUEEKY2 That’s lame! You could do that at home with a sock.

SQUEEKY2's avatar

You wanted a guys perspective, sure you might call it lame ,did you want some scientific answer?

bossob's avatar

What is the volume of your ejaculate or your partner’s ejaculate?

I haven’t asked because I don’t think I’d get straight answers or hard facts.~

anniereborn's avatar

A sock is pretty low maintenance, I would expect.

Haleth's avatar

@SQUEEKY2 No, I’m glad you answered, but that’s still how I feel! I mean, it just sounds like… what a bummer, for the guy. For me getting off is maybe like 5% of the enjoyment. I wouldn’t want to miss out on the other 95%. An orgasm is nice but optional, like a cherry on an ice cream sundae. It kind of sounds like you’re not getting any ice cream, is what I’m saying.

anniereborn's avatar

@Haleth I agree with you there

rojo's avatar

@bossob you want hard facts? I have measured length, not content or output.

Offhand (pun intended) I would say that the amount varies dependent upon how much liquid you have consumed in the prior timeframe, when the last time you came was and whether or not you are really excited.

Some studies suggest that the “average” is 2 to 5 ml but that is a pretty large range IMO to be calling average. I would say, for the sake of argument 3 ml. is average. But for you, and only for you, I will do some experimentation.

Although my output….......................! Male braggadocio

rojo's avatar

@anniereborn yes. But my wife and I can talk about things without getting bent. And, she will stop me if she is not comfortable with it herself.

rojo's avatar

@Haleth What is sex like from the male perspective? Well, I am male and I can give you my perspective…...
Oh boy! We are gonna do it! It is gonna happen! Finally! notice all the exclamation points Numnumnumnum licklicklick nibblenibblenibble Oohhh. I wonder if she will be open to…......damn! Well that’s ok, maybe next time. InOutInOutInOut (repeat as necessary for a timeframe varying from 5 to 15 minutes) Ok, she is getting close now! Closer! Closer! Closer! BAM! They it is!
Damn! I wish mine could go on that long! Durn Gurl how many times you gonna cum? WTF! keep it up and your gonna pass out!
You Ok?
My turn now! Oh! Oh! Oh! Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmm! Ahhhhhhhhhh!
That was great! Can we just cuddle and take a nap now? mainly the nap part

Pretty much it, PM me if you want more details.

Haleth's avatar

@rojo Hahahaha, oh my goodness. Thanks for sharing. XD

rojo's avatar

And, as a bonus the definitive answer to you question @Haleth comes from the Woody Allen movie Annie Hall

dxs's avatar

Does the feeling of an orgasm ever lessen after a while?

ucme's avatar

I masturbated furiously over Saddam Hussein’s execution vid, is that so wrong of me?
Not afraid, just very, very wise.

Myuzikalsoul's avatar

I’ve wanted to ask certain people why they are so hateful and judgmental and dark inside. I’ve wanted to know why people do and say negative things for no apparent reason other than just to be negative and rude. I don’t ask not necessarily because I am afraid but because I am intelligent enough to realize that their response will not be honest and that it would not be worth it to stir up a confrontation with such types.

Mimishu1995's avatar

@Myuzikalsoul I think your response fits this question better.

Myuzikalsoul's avatar

@Mimishu1995 lol… you scared me for a moment I thought I answered on the wrong page or something but the link brings me back to this same question…

Mimishu1995's avatar

@Myuzikalsoul I was scared too :P I had to edit the response 4 times.

Adirondackwannabe's avatar

I don’t know, my dark side sometimes should be NSFW. I just try not to inflict it on others

Dutchess_III's avatar

Ah @rojo! OK. My question would be, “Ladies. There is a rumor out there that we can have multiple orgasms. Is this true in your experience?”
Me, no. I couldn’t handle having another one on top of the one I just had!

Or, Guys and Gals, “Do you think you could handle multiple orgasms, one after another?”

Hypocrisy_Central's avatar

Not that I am afraid to ask the question, because I think if one takes it from a logical scientific point devoid of their personal ideologies it might produce some fruit. I however will ask it to test out @rojo hypothesis that people will not descend into agenda pointing, innuendo tossing mobs because they are gagging off their ”ick factors”.

The question is, if you were at a beach luau, pool party etc. and you saw a female that fit your visual requirements to a ‘T’, and you were highly attracted, she was in a bikini such as this, if you asked someone there if they knew who she was or her name and they said ”dude, she is only 15”, do you immediately deflate if you had an erection, or will she become as attractive as broken furniture upon hearing that?

anniereborn's avatar

@Dutchess_III Yes, it is. And, yes I can.

rojo's avatar

I too have wondered about multiple orgasms and specifically what qualifies an event as a multiple orgasm.
If it goes on for an extended length of time but ebbs and flows from wow to nothing, back to wow to nothing to wow it that three separate (or multiple) orgasms or is it one long rhythmic one?
Does a multiple orgasm require separate “events” to be considered multiple and if so how much time is required between events?

To use a gun metaphor: If you are target shooting using a semiautomatic, have your finger on the trigger, and each time you touch the trigger a bullet hits the bullseye is that a multiple or is it more like a bolt action where you have to reload and re-cock the weapon and then pull the trigger six separate times, hitting the bullseye each time for it to be considered a multiple orgasm?

Dutchess_III's avatar

GQ @rojo.

I guess you’re lucky @anniereborn. I couldn’t physically stand it!

anniereborn's avatar

@rojo I don’t know how it is for everyone. For me, I consider it multiple when there are two or more that are distinct one after the other. In other words they pack the same amount of punch, so to speak.

anniereborn's avatar

@Dutchess_III Apparently mine are rather tame in the orgasm spectrum. :p

Haleth's avatar

@rojo That would probably be subjective. Although in all honesty, I’ve never had one that lasted. It’s kind of like a sneeze. They only happen in short bursts, maybe 10–15 seconds at most. When ladies talk about multiple orgasms, what we’re mostly referring to is the fact that women don’t have a refractory period like guys do.

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