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For entertainment purposes: ambiguous or enigmatic newspaper headlines?

Asked by Jeruba (55834points) February 17th, 2021

In economizing on word count, headline writers often write some doozies. Some are intelligible only if you already have plenty of context, some are muddled by capitalization, and some depend on where you place the stress.

Here are two from today’s New York Times online:

Serena Williams’s Australian Open Catsuit Has Already Won

What’s an Australian catsuit, and why is she wearing it open?

Norman Golb, Dead Sea Scrolls Contrarian, Is Dead at 92

Dead once, dead twice?

Yes, thanks, I do know what these headlines are saying. But they still caused a double-take.

What do you see in your paper?

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janbb's avatar

My favorite from some years ago was:

Alaskan Huskies Evacuate pending Dangerous Storm

Jeruba's avatar

Ha. Reminds me of one quoted by a former colleague who studied information science:

“Sheep Attacks Skyrocket”

janbb's avatar

There was one from the National Inquirer:

“Automatic Toilet Shoots Oldster Through Ceiling”

(And what, my crapping dogs isn’t a GA? :-))

Jeruba's avatar

GA, GA, GA.

janbb's avatar

thank you, thank you, thank you

flutherother's avatar

The only one I remember is “Man Found Dead in Graveyard”.

chyna's avatar

We have a small town named Big Ugly.
There was a head line saying “Big Ugly woman dies in accident “.

janbb's avatar

@chyna That’s hilarious!

LostInParadise's avatar

I just came across this headline from the Huffington Post Web site. I can’t make sense of it.
Fed Flood Lights On Trump Riot Rhetoric

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