# What does 1 + 1 equal?

Asked by chromaBYTE (652 ) November 3rd, 2008

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two

seVen (3445 )

In today’s economy it equals zero, nada, zilch, nothing.

Bluefreedom (22361 )

1 + 1 equals a lot of fun
Once you have two
There is more you can do
And more responsibility
So make sure you’ve found the right one

GAMBIT (3837 )

11

fireside (12263 )

EmpressPixie (14630 )

10

in base two

Anaphase (768 )

1 bag of chocolate chips +
1 recipe of cookie dough =

janbb (42423 )

richardhenry (12623 )

@janbb: Now you’re talking my language.

1 politician + 1 politician doesn’t per se equal 2 honest persons.

Vincentt (7186 )

Chair!

EnzoX24 (1976 )

a fight, in which more will join.

Jello

judochop (15991 )

depends
1 person with lemons + 1 person with vodka = a killer night

1 midget + 1 tall mail box = a good laugh

1 Dick Chaney + 1 shotgun = a bad hunting trip

but the best math

1 girl + 1 of her best friends = a great night for me ^.^

Fallenangel (255 )

@fallenangel, unless that best friend is your best friend and that girl is your girlfriend.

EnzoX24 (1976 )

1+1=not that great of a discussion.

judochop (15991 )

For significantly large values of 1, 1+1 equals 3.

squirbel (3871 )

us? oh, wait, that’s you plus me…

KatawaGrey (21305 )

@enzo

so true….. happened to me before. but it wasnt my best friend…. it was my brother…...

Fallenangel (255 )

Actually, I was going to say brother, but I didn’t want to assume you had a brother.

EnzoX24 (1976 )

1+1=1 – if you’re talking logical arithmetic, in which the ’+’ means logical OR.

Reminds me of a joke, ask “What’s two and two?” to each of the following:

An accountant will tell you “4”
A mathematician will tell you “It depends.”
A statistician will tell you, “What do you want it to be?”

it comes from a pagan myth i heard a while back

my life has been the epitome of crap. Like I was kicked out at 16, had abusive parents, horrible luck, and no friends. there was a laundry list of stuff that was goin wrong, so i started believin in some of those myths to keep hope. well in the myth when humans were banished from eden there was a group of angels that fought to keep them in heaven. These angels were sent to earth and lived eternal lives of hell.

so thats where i get this handle from, my other one is xero, that my angels name =p

Fallenangel (255 )

Well everyone knows 1 = “the loneliest number” so

1 + 1 = 2 ( the loneliest number)

Bri_L (12128 )

I know the story, i study that stuff myself.

@squirbel – that’s the Hitchhiker’s Guide, right? If not, where did I hear that before?

Vincentt (7186 )

I honestly don’t remember. The answer is 42?

squirbel (3871 )

1+1 = 11 which in any base n equals n+1 (base 2 11 = 3. base 3 11 = 4…etc) therefore, 1+1 could equal any number greater than 2.

Perchik (4925 )

1 + 1= a pair of shoes and that = a pair of worm feet! Make sense now?

Big Brother says that 2 + 2 = 5. To say or even to think otherwise would be a catastrophe for you and your family. Better to not even think about 1 + 1. Have faith, we will be told in due course.

flutherother (21291 )

1 raindrop + 1 raindrop = 1 raindrop

roundsquare (5507 )

or