Have you ever been caught urinating in public?

No,but I have been caught naked.
That’s when I got the tattoo of a pair of pants.
My life is so much simpler now.

When I was a kid this happened twice, at school of all places.First time I was maybe six.I was in a queue with my classmates waiting for teacher to inspect our workbooks.I was bursting for the toilet but felt it was inappropriate to leave until my work was checked.Anyway to cut a long story short when I handed teacher my book, well the pages were slightly damp.She looked up at me & suggested I go to the toilet, which I did.Uber embarassing.The second time was me being lazy, I was around twelve, during an early morning sports workout I went behind a tree.One kid grassed me up, severe telling off followed.Never forget the teacher his name was Edward Edwards! Happy days.

Yep, went to jail for it.

Ya know it’s tough getting the junk stuffed back in when they tell you to put your hands up.

Only caught once while peeing in a sink.

Never. But here in my country,it isn’t an unusual sight if someone(especially low-economic/homeless men) pee in public. They have no place to do their business so they just do it around trees,wall,under the river,or wherever they think is a nice and secluded place. If you approach them while they’re doing ‘that’ then they’ll get angry and threat you. No one(not even the government) cares about that but everyone know from its ‘smell’.

Not yet.

Yes, once by a cop. I was let off with a warning. My helpful friend who was waiting in the car told him it was okay, I had toilet paper. Just shut up before he gets me for littering!

During a few druken nights I have peed in public not an easy thing for a woman, luckily I always carry the travel toilet paper with me. Never been caught by the police but once a few frat boys came up and asked if they could give me a hand.