Make a run to the liquor store and crack open your PBRs. Johnpowell stumbled into the 30K mansion!
You read it right. The on-plant pissing, assless chaps wearing, emo music listening, STD contracting (~), furry pussy loving (cats, you perv), PBR chugging, hoodie wearing, sign stealing, skateboard riding, sleep-til-after-noon man has arrived. The good news? The kitchen will never be dirty because he loves cleaning it so much. Truth.
Give a little love to your favorite Portland nerd (I say that with <3) and pleeeeaaase feel free to share your very own Ryan Powell story. No holds barred. :)
I luff you, Ry. Chip does, too.