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Hypothetically, if I were into seahorse porn, where could I find it?

Asked by timtrueman (5742 points ) September 14th, 2010

This is purely hypothetical. Well as least as pure as driven snow…

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wundayatta's avatar

On the “After Hours” show on the “Hydro Channel.” Although that’s watered down. They won’t show actual genitals.

Adirondackwannabe's avatar

They probably have a website. Try there.

ragingloli's avatar

rule34
but i have only found one on it.

Simone_De_Beauvoir's avatar

Maybe someone in the Furry community can let you know about porn of the Scaly community (I actually don’t know if the latter exists). In the meantime, you may enjoy this.

RareDenver's avatar

just go ask 4chan

Pandora's avatar

—New one for me. Have no idea what sea horse porn is. Do you mean sea horses actually mating?
I doubt it. But if it is maybe the discovery channel. LOL—

CyanoticWasp's avatar

You are hypothetically a sick puppy.

iamthemob's avatar

I think this is the one point where it would be appropriate to say “Just google it.” ;-)

ucme's avatar

First off, even the seahorses can’t find it. The “stars” aren’t exactly packing in the right areas (teeny weeny dicks) Second, the male seahorse gives birth to the ickle baby seahorses. Fuck that for biological revenge.

chyna's avatar

Seahorse porn? Must be a California thing. ::shakes head::

zen_'s avatar

Is that an American euphemism I’m unfamiliar with?

LuckyGuy's avatar

I feel so, so, so dirty.
But, strangely, excited too.

Silence04's avatar

Your local aquarium?

Dog's avatar

~ I nominate this question for QOTD.

chyna's avatar

DOG! You’re back! [[[hugs]]]
What does QOTD stand for?

RareDenver's avatar

@chyna i’m going with question of the day

chyna's avatar

Ah yes, I think you’re right.

Austinlad's avatar

Under a rock.

rebbel's avatar

I’ve got plenty dvd’s with whale porn, squid porn and even Jelly porn, but sea horse porn??
Man, that’s just sick.

Symbeline's avatar

I’d rather not know, honestly.

Pied_Pfeffer's avatar

It might be worth checking The Sundance Channel guide for their Green Porno series selection created by IIsabella Rossellini. I couldn’t locate one on seahorses, but here is an example of one episode from the Insect collection.

If she hasn’t done one on seahorses yet, why not drop her a note with your suggestion?

Adirondackwannabe's avatar

You guys are seriously twisted to even respond to this question. Welcome back Dog!

free_fallin's avatar

I like knowing why this question was asked when you guys don’t. :P

I thought of this for some reason particularly “I wish I was a fish”.

Pied_Pfeffer's avatar

@Adirondackwannabe Other than not providing an immediate solution for the OP, I thought my post was quite reasonable. It has even spawned another question on Fluther. Then again, maybe I do resemble your remark.

seazen's avatar

When one is into seahorse porn, and discovers some new and exciting material – would one cry out: Fish upon my Wish!?

CyanoticWasp's avatar

How would you even describe sea horse “porn”, anyway? Doesn’t the term indicate an intent to shock? Are sea horse capable of that kind of intent? Since (we assume) most of the ‘lower orders’ of animals are merely trying to survive to reproduce anyway—generally with success, or they die out as a species—then would sea horses into “porn” be trying not to reproduce?

Anyway—what did you find? I’m only mildly curious. Hypothetically.

Pied_Pfeffer's avatar

This seahorse video is pretty sexy. (It’s the second video…not the first.)

aprilsimnel's avatar

Yes, but is any of this sponge-worthy?

fundevogel's avatar

You know, when I steal my neighbor’s wifi all of my efforts to secure seahorse porn are summarily defeated by their hateful web filter.

WillWorkForChocolate's avatar

Hahaha, how have I never seen this question?

Do female seahorses even have boobies?

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