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Fluther Olympics : If you were to compete in such a spectacle, which sporting event would you choose & why?

Asked by ucme (50034points) February 23rd, 2011

Doesn’t have to be a recognised Olympic event, although that would be good too. Actually, do you know what? You can even make up your own entries if you wish. Funny, bizarre or just plain weird. It’s basically a convoluted way of asking what sports do you enjoy/excel in.

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zenvelo's avatar

Biathlon distance bicycle riding and burrito eating.

sakura's avatar

The sitting on my sofa with my laptop – I’d break the world record easy!!

I’d quite like a go at the bob sleding in the winter olympics!!!

zenvelo's avatar

@sakura There is a lot of competition on Fluther!

TexasDude's avatar

Long-range Minecrafting.

picante's avatar

Power packing

Nullo's avatar

Long-jump to Conclusions ought to be a recognized Fluther event.

I think that I could do well in travel-sleeping. I have yet to encounter a passenger vehicle that forces me to stay awake.
Killing Time is one of my specialties – Even with a severe handicap (like having help) I can drag four hours of work into six hours.

erichw1504's avatar

Procrastinationathlon.

troubleinharlem's avatar

Typing.

I’m currently the gold medalist on Fluther for the fastest typist – because no one has challenged me… yet.

I bet I could beat any of you guys in a typing race. Just ask me and we can set up a time or something. Seriously.

bunnygrl's avatar

The puppy hugging marathon, Jade and I would win easily :-)

LuckyGuy's avatar

Olympic Jeopardy
May I have Ken on my team?

gailcalled's avatar

Cat juggling.

faye's avatar

Movie watching and fluthering simutaneously. I’m very good.

WillWorkForChocolate's avatar

Chinese Food eating marathon.

Chocolate eating marathon.

Raiding a dungeon in World of Warcraft while folding laundry. :P

Hawaii_Jake's avatar

I would be a scantily clad cheerleader.

Kardamom's avatar

The Nanny re-runs watching marathon.

erichw1504's avatar

Web surfing. I am the quickest web surfer this side of the Mississippi.

lloydbird's avatar

The anonymous dash. ..................................................... ;-)

janbb's avatar

Obfuscation and procrastination

Summum's avatar

Broad Jumping… :)

Also the naked high jump I took the worlds record after spilling hot chocolate on my lap.

Scooby's avatar

Falling asleep at the cinema & the loudest snore :-/ I win hands down…….

deni's avatar

Trampoline and I would kick ass.

Stefaniebby's avatar

Shoe shopping and soup making ;)

cak's avatar

Cast marathon runner! Especially in my new cast, caution orange!

Jude's avatar

Druken Fluthering!

woodcutter's avatar

Moto cross for old farts. I used to love doing that until the object became how many riders you can rip heads off and kill.

filmfann's avatar

I think I could win the Point, Laugh, and Snark.

Jeruba's avatar

The Guiltathon. Team members bring up one another’s failures, duties and obligations, and old histories to lay guilt trips on one another. Advanced competition does it without making any reference to religion or parents. Bonus points if you can make the opposing team feel guilty.

Facade's avatar

Gymnastics, of course.

SavoirFaire's avatar

Synchronized ad-libbing, verbal wrestling (Greco-Roman or freestyle), tonsil hockey.

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