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Can you make up a Fluther greeting?

Asked by Berserker (33475points) July 16th, 2011

You know, those funny greetings they have on the top of your avatar and username.

Inspired by this question.

What can you come up with?

I have the following;

Wadup foo.

Greetings. Bring a shotgun, a flashlight, and minde ye head.

Veeeelcum.

You want a piece of us!? We sure want a piece of you…

Enter, if ye dare…

Join uuuuuuusss…

Oly oly oxen free…come out, wherever you are, ya sweet thang yo!

This…is…SPARTA!!

What you got? (that was also a greeting I thought of)

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106 Answers

Joker94's avatar

Join Us.

Days Since Last Yarnpocalypse: XX

Don’t touch that dial!

T’is all I got. :l

bob_'s avatar

This isn’t what it looks like.

Berserker's avatar

@Joker94 Love em. Classic and referential. You’re such a nerd, and that’s cool. :)

@bob_ You should have probbaly writ the scripts for the Godfather trilogy. :)

DeanV's avatar

I like long walks on the beaches and strawberries and peaches.

Sunny2's avatar

What’s snoo?

As in the old joke: “Eeuw, you’ve got snoo on your nose.”
“What’s snoo?”
“Nothing much. What’s new with you?”

Kardamom's avatar

Mind the gap. Get a pap.

When you’re around, everything’s coming up roses.

Would you like fries with that?

What’s your pleasure? You are ours!

There now, that didn’t hurt a bit, did it?

Does this website make me look fat?

Caca happens.

Sorry if I’ve overstepped my boundaries, but I can’t help falling for you. Ouch!

You are the sunshine of my wife.

Needles and pins, Beatles and gin! Make the most of life!

Don’t look a gift horse in the bum, or else you’ll get pooped upon.

Live long and prosper. In other words, have a great time!

Berserker's avatar

@Kardamom Lol I like these. But the fries one is top dog lol. :D

augustlan's avatar

Come on in; the water’s fine!

Dive right in!

I may have to whip you.

Berserker's avatar

@augustlan I may have to enjoy it. :)

FutureMemory's avatar

Fact from fiction,
Truth from diction

<ducks>

RareDenver's avatar

How the Fluther are you?

MilkyWay's avatar

Wanna Fluggle?

flutherother's avatar

You can drink our milkshake.

ucme's avatar

Sofltly softly catchy monkey
Jolly good show old bean
On de interwebz no one can hear you scream
Look ma i’m dancin

Tropical_Willie's avatar

Have you seen my kitty?

Do you need cream and sugar?

Thanks for dropping in.

Cruiser's avatar

What’s in your frizzer?

Give us your Yarn

Scooby's avatar

Greetings! :-/
Good morning, Good afternoon, Good evening, Good night :-/

unused_bagels's avatar

Won’t you be my neighbor?
Your intellectual and creative distinctiveness will be added to our own.
Resistance is futile.
So glad you could make it to one of our candlelight suppers.
Watch your step.
I don’t think that’s fair.
Oh, you really mean it?
Those pants make your butt look great.
We’ve got the check this time.

poisonedantidote's avatar

- I have been trying to call you, you should probably get your self tested.

- Porn AND fluther? get it together…

- Stop clicking the refresh button, these messages are not that interesting.

rebbel's avatar

“Hey, _______!

“You taste salty.”

“Troll away!”

“Watch you’re gremmer.”

”[Redacted]”

filmfann's avatar

Wow! I can tell you really like garlic!

You just answered the question “How can I pitch a tent?”

Is it okay if we just spoon for a while?

cookieman's avatar

Milo is watching.

Have you had your pancake today?

We give good tentacle.

filmfann's avatar

Dream interpretation questions are lame.

blueberry_kid's avatar

-Back so soon?!
-We…drink…your…FROSTY!
-Is that a new shirt?
-Would you like a back rub?
-We’ve been expecting you…
-Photo up time!
-Say cheese!

zenvelo's avatar

You give good mouse.

We like the way you tickle your keyboard.

cookieman's avatar

Does he like you? How the fuck should we know?!?!

Tropical_Willie's avatar

You should be in the movies.

megzybrahh123's avatar

Your looking pretty fine.
Blue brings me down but you on the other hand ;)
You make the rain go away.
Do you come here often?

aprilsimnel's avatar

If I had only one cookie, I’d split it with you!

PhiNotPi's avatar

Welcome home.

I’m sorry [insert name], I’m afraid I can’t do that.
EX: I’m sorry Symbeline, I’m afraid I can’t do that.

This sentence is false.

The pancake is a lie.

Why? Why not?

Q: What time is it? A: Irrelevant.

cookieman's avatar

@aprilsimnel: Would you?! Would you really?? :^O

CWOTUS's avatar

We left the lights on for you.

You light up our world.

Come toward the light.

No! Run away from the light!

Plucky's avatar

Look behind you!

Zombies! Run!

Join us.

Here, have a cookie.

Remember to stretch.

Grumpyfish loves you.

lillycoyote's avatar

You really ought to run a brush through that hair of yours, don’t you think?
Nice underwear. Could you put on some pants or something.
Haven’t had your coffee yet have you?
Yikes! You just wake up or something? You really look like shit.
Have you though of going to bed? It’s 4 in the morning.
You don’t get out much do you?
Your car registration has expired, you know. You might want to take care of that.

bob_'s avatar

We made you a sandwich!

FutureMemory's avatar

Go to bed!

Warning: grammar nazi’s recently spotted in this area.

CWOTUS's avatar

You look great in that fluther.

FutureMemory's avatar

@bob_ I did that on purpose.

Tropical_Willie's avatar

Look busy, here comes the boss!

Are your socks matched?

FutureMemory's avatar

Get your logic on.

erichw1504's avatar

How was last nights nekked pancake party?

A jelly a day keeps the doctor away.

Blueroses's avatar

Back again? Did you finish your homework/clean your room/mow the lawn? You wouldn’t lie to us, would you?

FutureMemory's avatar

Make sure you bring your boots… it can get deep in here.

bob_'s avatar

Shit’s about to get real.

erichw1504's avatar

If you can’t handle the cold, get out of the frizzer.

SpatzieLover's avatar

You’re skin is irridescent.

rOs's avatar

Demotivational Fluther Greetings

They’re starting to suspect you

Rockefeller just called, he wants us to deactivate your account

Come on! Hurry up!

Big Fluther is watching you

Ohits you…

Welcome to the thunderdome, bitch

SpatzieLover's avatar

We won’t do your homework.

bob_'s avatar

How was your date? Did you get some?

Hypocrisy_Central's avatar

Right now the CIA [redacted]

Do not get stepped on by hairless beach apes

The water is calm here, to bad it is a toilet

When God was handing out brains, you thought He said trains, and left to buy a ticket

If you can read this, your hangover is finished.

Blueroses's avatar

Don’t confuse this with reality.

flutherother's avatar

Have you stepped in something?
Sorry, we’re busy.
I love the light in your eyes.

SpatzieLover's avatar

Salt or Pepper?

cookieman's avatar

Welcome to Fluther. Let the bullying begin.

SpatzieLover's avatar

We store our ______ in the frizzer.

erichw1504's avatar

No, we will not help you with tumblr.

SpatzieLover's avatar

We make fun of your user name

rebbel's avatar

All the other Jellies? They are imaginary, you are alone here…

Berserker's avatar

Lol nice guys. Some of those should really be greetings. :D

SpatzieLover's avatar

Seriously? We’ll call the doctor for you.

Berserker's avatar

Oh I got one; As you are, as we were, as we are, as you’ll be.

SpatzieLover's avatar

True or False? You are the jelly below me.

Berserker's avatar

False or true? You’re the jell-o in my bowl.

FutureMemory's avatar

Warning: bullies will be thoroughly bullied.

Berserker's avatar

We were about to click the upper right X…but then you showed up!

blueberry_kid's avatar

-We knitted you a scarf!
-:* (kissy face)
-We would love to have your autograph
-We’re your biggest fan
-Im naming my goldfish after you!

Blueroses's avatar

@blueberry_kid I love the goldfish one!

blueberry_kid's avatar

@Blueroses Thank you, thank you, hold your applause.

erichw1504's avatar

We must go deeper.

erichw1504's avatar

Life is like a box of jellies.

SpatzieLover's avatar

We’re waiting for you under the orange tree

erichw1504's avatar

Float like a butterfly, sting like a jelly.

Berserker's avatar

That last one sounds familiar…:p

erichw1504's avatar

Frankly my dear, I don’t give a jelly.

Berserker's avatar

A man who dies for his jelly lives forever. Wait this isn’t the quote thread…

SpatzieLover's avatar

We eat bob_’s SANDWICH!

Tropical_Willie's avatar

We have video of that. it’ll be on the 10 o’clock news

Berserker's avatar

Bob eats you.

Tropical_Willie's avatar

Who dressed you this morning?

FutureMemory's avatar

Welcome Home!

ucme's avatar

Why aye man, how ya deein bonnie lass?

Hypocrisy_Central's avatar

Get in my Jelly!!!!

What the Jell?!?

I called a Jelly on the telly, to tell him he was smelly.

megzybrahh123's avatar

║║╔║║╔╗ ║
╠╣╠║║║║ ║
║║╚╚╚╚╝ O

ucme's avatar

@megzybrahh123 Impressive stuff, I like it a lot.

erichw1504's avatar

Are you ready to jelly?

Berserker's avatar

@megzybrahh123 Dang yo, how did you do that? O_o

erichw1504's avatar

║║O
╠╣║
║║║

PhiNotPi's avatar

╔======╗
╠=O==O=╣
║ ╚==╝ ║
╚=╗ S╔=╝
╔=╝║║╚╗?
╚==╣║ ║?
?╔=╝╠=╝?
?╚==╝???

Arrrrrrrg! My answer isn’t in a monospaced font (every letter same width). To convert this mess into a recognizable friend, copy it and paste it somewhere so that it is in monospaced font (such as Microsoft Notepad, even spaces need to be monospaced), and replace the S with a space.

Blueroses's avatar

You guys are so creative.

pashley_108's avatar

Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?

pashley_108's avatar

Your writing excites me!

Some people pay for that hair color and eye color.

filmfann's avatar

Pull My Finger!

PhiNotPi's avatar

A better version of my previous post
╔======╗
╠=O==O=╣
║ ╚==╝ ║
╚=╗ S╔=╝
╔=╝║║╚╗?
╚==╣║ ║?
?╔=╝╠=╝?
?╚==╝???
The S is still a spacefiller, because fluther still does not recognize multiple spaces.

flutherother's avatar

Doesn’t &nbsp work? I think I’ve just answered my own question

PhiNotPi's avatar

╔======╗
╠=O==O=╣
║ ╚==╝ ║
╚=╗ &nbsp ╔=╝
╔=╝║║╚╗?
╚==╣║ ║?
?╔=╝╠=╝?
?╚==╝???

PhiNotPi's avatar

@flutherother &nbsp does’t work. I tried it above, edited it to explain that it didn’t work, but had to leave to go somewhere and the edit period expired.

Bellatrix's avatar

What is &nbsp?

pashley_108's avatar

Your looking pretty fly, for a white guy

flutherother's avatar

@Bellatrix It is a code that creates a space in HTML.

Bellatrix's avatar

Ahh thank you @flutherother for the explanation. Appreciated.

PhiNotPi's avatar

╔======╗ ╔======╗ ╔======╗
╠=O==O=╣ ╠=O==O=╣ ╠=O==O=╣
║ ╚==╝ ║ ║ ╚==╝ ║ ║ ╚==╝ ║
╚=╗ A╔=╝ ╚=╗ B╔=╝ ╚=╗ C╔=╝
╔=╝║║╚╗? ??║║║╚╗? ╔=╝║║║??
╚==╣║ ║? ╔=╝║║ ║? ╚==╝║║??
?╔=╝╠=╝? ╚╔=╝╠=╝? ?╚==╝║??
?╚==╝??? ?╚==╝??? ??╚==╝??

My top three attempts. The 1st one is the original, the 2nd one with a longer tenticle, and the 3rd is the closest I can get to the Fluther logo. Which one do you like better?

@flutherother Can you please explain how to use &nbsp?

flutherother's avatar

@PhiNotPi It only works in HTML.

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