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Who is the lamest superhero of all time?

Asked by cockswain (15269points) August 7th, 2011

I’m voting for Ant-Man. All he could do was shrink down small while retaining the strength of a regular man. So if he could bench press 200lbs full size, he could bench that same amount as a small person too. Also his helmet allowed him to control ants.

Runners up are Robin and Aquaman.

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Coloma's avatar

Under dog. :-/

cockswain's avatar

What? Blasphemy.

ucme's avatar

Camp as fuckin christmas!
Check out that car man!

cockswain's avatar

I don’t understand. Are they gay or not?

Joker94's avatar

Aquaman. No contest.

ucme's avatar

It’s a matter of dispute.
Of course their sexual orientation has nothing to do with their lameness as superheroes, they’re just crap!!

cockswain's avatar

@ucme I remember seeing those on SNL in the 90s. Great stuff.

@Joker94 Aquaman is unquestionably lame. What the hell good is a guy that can talk to dolphins and fish in the city? Useless. Great for crimes that happen in the ocean, but as useless as you and me everywhere else. I suppose he can help out at zoos and aquariums a bit.

Joker94's avatar

@cockswain Dude, I know exactly what you mean.

Imadethisupwithnoforethought's avatar

Hawkman and Angel both seem lame to me. They fly with big stupid wings.

Aquaman at least wasn’t socially awkward to bring places.

cockswain's avatar

@Joker94 That video was hilarious. “If you don’t like starfish, you’re gonna be mad about what I just did.” There was a link to a Family Guy with Robin on that page, which is also funny.

Here’s a classic SNL about a superhero party. At the 5 minute mark, Ant-Man shows up and John Belushi and Dan Aykroyd start making fun of him.

flutherother's avatar

Well it certainly isn’t Bicycle Repair Man

talljasperman's avatar

Sarcastro or any from the site would do.

mazingerz88's avatar

Maybe this guy? It’s not up, up and away with him, it’s up, up and awwwkwaaard!

RealEyesRealizeRealLies's avatar

Bobobo-bobo-bobo-bobobobo… He fights with his nostril hairs.

Bluefreedom's avatar

The Wonder Twins. (Weren’t they part of Justice League of America or something like that?)

Either way, they were both righteously lame, big time.

cockswain's avatar

Good call on the Wonder Twins.

Your_Majesty's avatar

Superman, no offense for his lovers. It’s that lame when one is so powerful and unmatchable, also with silly, unnecessary outfit.

Blondesjon's avatar

@Bluefreedom . . . remember you said that next time you need a bucket of water and a gorilla.

MilkyWay's avatar

I have something against Superman. I’ve hated the guy since I was a little kid, don’t ask me why.

ddude1116's avatar

@MilkyWay Superman’s too powerful, good stories wilt when he enters.

ragingloli's avatar

It has to be Captain America.

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