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What Super villain would you be or what kind of villain (and please no secretly good/being a villain for the greater good)?

Asked by King_Pariah (11461points) October 3rd, 2011

At the request of another jelly, what (super) villain would you be?

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KateTheGreat's avatar

Saruman from the Lord of the Rings.

Imadethisupwithnoforethought's avatar

Thanks King!

I’ll go with Magneto.

WestRiverrat's avatar

If I told you I would blow my Secret Identity.

GabrielsLamb's avatar

I can’t play then because what you said is EXACTLY the super villian that I would be. Like a pissed off Robin Hood… Like reverse hacker, *Put’s money INTO random peoples bank accounts…

Or Ty Pennington… or errr, something?

Blackberry's avatar

Dick Cheney.
Or, the Joker.

GabrielsLamb's avatar

@Blackberry You’re too good lookin to be Dick… Go for Joker. Although a hot Dick Cheney may be a very bad adversary indeed strange and confusing man, or anamoly man? or a better one… The ContraDICKtion… Hmmm, *Hand to chin in thought… I dunno now??

Blackberry's avatar

@GabrielsLamb Yeah, I’d just have to put on makeup then.

redfeather's avatar

I’d be Sauron and partner with Kate

GabrielsLamb's avatar

@Blackberry Deffinately the ContraDICKtion… That rocks!

talljasperman's avatar

Dr. Doom or the Jokers sidekick harley quinn.

TexasDude's avatar

I have always identified with Floop, from the first Spy Kids movie.

thesparrow's avatar

I’d be a very sexy, worldly hit-woman with a lot of money. I would conceal my identity under a lovely visage and a seductive Eastern European accent.

WestRiverrat's avatar

@thesparrow you would be Uma Thurman in Kill Bill?

ddude1116's avatar

I’d be the kind of utterly useless villain that they’d put in comics when they ran out of anything good, like The Chameleon or The Riddler.

AshLeigh's avatar

I’d be just like The Joker, but I’d win in the end. ;)

WestRiverrat's avatar

@King_Pariah she was a professional assassin, can’t get much more villainous. Just because the rest of them were worse, doesn’t make her not one.

King_Pariah's avatar

Hey, assassins are good people just doing their job… at the expense of others… kind of like lawyers…

woodcutter's avatar

Pauly Walnuts

filmfann's avatar

Al Davis.

Berserker's avatar

Michael Myers. When some fucker would try to shoot me with a rifle, I’d quickly grab it out of his hand…and then throw the rifle on the floor, and proceed to kill him through strangulation.
That’s how epic this guy is! :D

Afos22's avatar

They would call me Hot Glue Man. I would have the ability to shoot hot glue from my index fingertips and I would be immune to heat. I would commit crimes such as scalding people with sticky hot glue. Id rob banks and also stick things together. I could climb straight up walls with my sticky super power. My weakness is ice cubes. I would be part of a super villain trio that would consist of myself, Dr. Scissors, and The Stapler.

ucme's avatar

Apathyman! Whenever I saw a child or elderly person in some form of mild distress i’d look away with an arrogant smirk written all over my face. Oh look, it seems a frail old lady has dropped her shopping in the street & there’s no one around to help!! “Pah, struggle on oh decrepit one, for I am apathetic to your plight.” Ooh, what a mean bastard!!

Blackberry's avatar

@ucme Haha! “Help! A hurricane has taken everything we know dear to our hearts!”

“Yeah…we’ve heard….”

TexasDude's avatar

In case anyone was wondering, this is Floop.

redfeather's avatar

@Fiddle_Playing_Creole_Bastard I’m seein next year’s Halloween costume! Can I be a Foogly?

TexasDude's avatar

@redfeather you’d be the prettiest Foogly I’d ever seen.

talljasperman's avatar

Spider-Carnage is closer to my ideal evil personality.

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