Are you this Jelly? The Jelly below me_Part 37?

TJBM loves to play TJBM game

I Love Love Love playing.

TJMB is shocked that this game has gone on 37 times.

False….I can’t wait for it to reach 100.

TJBM will be around for TJBM Part 100.

Well….maybe, maybe not, I could get hit by a bus tomorrow. Well, more likely I could get bitten by a rattlesnake or eaten by a cougar. lol

TJBM is the 5th jelly to answer

Duh! True :D

TJBM has a secret crush on a Jelly.

Mmmm….I fancy one or two, one’s waaay too young and the other is not around much anymore.

TJBM likes Tsing Tao beer

O.o
TJBM thinks @AmWiser has an adorable picture:)

True. All cats are adorable. :-)

TJBM thinks @AshLeigh has a very cute smile :-D

Yes, indeed. She’s a cutie. :)

TJBM is all tuckered out and headed to bed early tonight.

Only 7:46 right now, but yes, by 10 at the latest, I am still catching up from a few crazy days.

TJBM is wearing white

Awe, you guys are sweet!
Nope. Purple. :)
TJBM had a nice day!

I did, True! I had someone kiss my ass after I called them out for being an arrogant jerk, and, I had a great hangout with a friend. Yes, a very good day.

TJBM will tell me their favorite color cat

Chaos was light grey, and dark grey stripes. Miss that little guy. :’(
TJBM is @Coloma!

True! :-P

TJBM likes tuna salad sandwiches with sweet pickle relish and tomato slices

Poor missing Chaos :-(

hate tuna!
TJBM would rather have a grilled cheese sandwich.

Yes please. With tomato soup.
TJBM likes tomato soup.

I do! Grilled cheese and tomato soup is the best!

TJBM is hungry right now

nope
TJBM has hail damage that she can show us.

False. But I have a yard full of downed branches from a windy storm the last few days.

TJBM is afraid of the dark

The dark is afraid of me.
TJBM is afraid of clowns.

False…I would fuck a female clown. :)

The Jelly below me likes Schnitzel.

Can’t say, I don’t know what Schnitzel is.
TJBM watches the show Castle.

A show filled with red heads and the guy from Serenity? Hells yes, I watch Castle.

TJBM is secretly a superhero.

Absolutely. SuperHIPPIE!

TJBM cares about others more than themselves.

WTF! There are others?
TJBM has walked on the moon.

All the time.
TJBM lives on the moon, like me.

Well, I get pretty high sometimes. But I usually come back home for snacks.

TJBM has planned an assassination.

FALSE, well, I do use bug spray.

TJBM prefers baths to showers.

Yes, most times.
TJBM changed pillowcases yesterday or today.

False. Changed sheets Tuesday and will do again tomorrow. I’m a bit of a fanatic about clean sheets and pillow cases.

TJBM found out something today that made him or her quite happy.

Well..I did yesterday, today is still young. haha
I found out that when I called someone out on their shit they groveled in apology, that felt pretty good. Jerk lol

TJBM refuses to put up with jerks

True I just walk away

TJBM like to go for long walk along the beach

True, but I am 100 miles from the ocean, so I have to settle for river walks.

TJBM has a nice river in their area

Yes but I live on a lake that has trails to hike around the lake

TJBM enjoys swimming

True. :-)

TJBM was up early this morning

yes, but I’m going back to my normal time of 7:00 am.
TJBM puts mentos into their soda.

False. Ewww. :-p

TJBM has a cute animal thing going on at their house right now My female goose Sonora is obsessed with the neighbors sheep, they are standing right next to each other at the fence and she is doing her seductive goose dance. lol

only my puppy looking so cute

TJBM loves pets

So true! I am enjoying the best time with my gang tripping around my yard on this beautiful sunny morning. :-D

TJBM is going to enjoy a spring like day

If you called snow on the ground with rain coming down a nice spring like day then yes. Either way I am going to enjoy it.

TJBM is prepping for spring

Haha..yes, but I would like to see more storms for us dry west coasters.

TJBM likes to eat outside all summer

Oh yesss and now that I have a real yard instead of just a balcony I am buying a big table and chair set for outdoors. I already got the big grill at end of season last fall that is sitting in the basement waiting to go outside. I can’t wait till its a little warmer out!!

TJBM enjoys grilling

True, BBQs rock :D
TJBM wants some lamb steak and mash

No thank you. I prefer to wait for my Chicago-style Deep Dish Pizza to be ready to eat.

TJBM is trying to accept what he/she cannot control. (I think I’ll pay attention to THESE things that I can control instead today..)

True, I also look toward the positive things going on instead of the bad

TJBM is changing careers

nope.
TJBM love bacon-flavored coffee.

False.
TJBM loves an expresso once in a while

I do.
TJBM bought new clothes recently. :)
I just found this super great vest. And the tag said “Ashley”. I was like “Fate!”

Yes I did, last week

TJBM is a shopaholic

Kind of! XD
TJBM has a lot of shoes.

Well, I certainly have more that I think I would if I knew me! I’m not a clothes horse, but there is something about shoes…..

TJBM is having pizza tonight, like everyone else here is, except me. :(

I’m not. D:
TJBM paints their fingernails pretty colors! :D

False. I keep them manicured and use clear polish. I like to be natural looking.

TJBM is wearing a flannel shirt

I’m not. Although, I probably will be later.
TJBM wears flannel shirts to bed.

Never could I actually wear a flannel shirt due to various stereotypes surrounding people who do so in this region. Also, I just sleep in my clothes.

TJBM has an especially expensive piece of jewelry.

No. I have some sterling silver and turquoise and mostly fun costume type jewelery. I’m an earring addict. But..I do have some expensive art/paintings. I’m more into art than jewelry. :-)

TJBM is having company for dinner tonight

Not that I know of

TJBM is making a big Sunday Dinner today

Medium. It’s going to be a really warm day, in the low 70’s and I am making shrimp cocktails with french bread, avacados, salad, olives and some specialty cheeses and crackers. More of a California picnic dinner. :-)

TJBM will tell what would be a good lite-ish dessert for my picnic dinner

BLUEBERRY PIE!

TJBM hates tornadoes as much as I do.

I’ve never been in a tornado. I’m in the earthquake and forest fire zone here out west. I’m sure they are very scary. Oooh, Blueberry pie sounds divine!

TJBM is feelin’ groovy this morning, well rested and looking forward to their day

I am.(:
TJBM is job hunting.

No, thank goodness. I’ve had enough of that to last a lifetime. I still look in the want ads, though, just so I can say “I don’t need to apply!!”

TJBM rarely eats before noon on Sundays.

False

TJBM is looking forward to the new week

Not really, I could use another day off.
TJBM hates mondays

I no longer hate Mondays..but that’s because I now tend to work all 7 days each week. :(

TJBM has plans to celebrate St. Patrick’s Day.

I don’t.
TJBM is wearing blue.

False. Yellow and white. White tank top, yellow skirt.

TJBM can’t wait for dinner I am going to eat everything, a Sunday special. lol

Still full from a late lunch… no dinner for me, maybe a snack later

TJBM skips breakfast

Usually yes.
TJBM likes a big lunch

No.

TJBM listens to cable news.

False, only BBC or ITV for me.
TJBM likes reading the news in a newspaper more than watching it on TV

No news for me.
TJBM doesn’t care about the news.

I do care about some of the items.
TJBM has made their bedroom to look like a church sanctuary.

I have not. XD
TJBM needs to clean their room. I do.

don’t want to bother.
TJBM wets their pants every time there’s a bad storm.

I don’t. This is Alaska. Getting scared of a storm would be ridiculous.
TJBM is enjoying this sunny day. :)

Very true! Loved being outside for a bit of the day.
TJBM doesn’t eat processed foods.

False. Processed foods make me strong like bull.

TJBM is strong like bull.

I’m a taurus, does that count? But seriously, I’m like a twig.

TJBM has way too many tabs open.

Is 16 too many?

TJBM is good with math and that kind of stuff.

I am. :) “You’re too busy saying the same tired excuse every other kid spews out about math: ‘When will I ever use this in life?’
If you’re leading your life in such a way that you never have to do math, congratulations, you are a donkey.
Why is math the only discipline that has to put up with this? People gladly learn art, music, literature and geography. You’ll even nod like a happy idiot when you learn what a haiku is, and you never complain or whine about how you’ll never use this in your ‘life.’ When is the last time you wrote a haiku, asshole?” Just read that somewhere. XD
TJBM uses math in their life. XD

Nope. I use charm on women who know math when I need that kind o’ stuff.

TJBM uses charm to avoid things that are hard.

False.

TJBM had hiccups today.

False, but my cat did. lol

TJBM is going to bed soon

I should. But my hair is wet. So I won’t.
TJBM hates going to sleep with wet hair.

I don’t do it. use a hair dryer and go to bed

TJBM has no curtains in his or her house—only shades and blinds.

False. We have curtains.
TJBM is wide awake.

I am.

TJBM has a P. O. Box mailing address.

nope
TJBM is harboring a criminal.

Yes. Because if I was, would totally be posting about it on the internet.
TJBM has a slight cough. :(

Yes, from allergies, oh spring! snif, snort, cough.

TJBM is tired from their weekend activites

I’m tired from getting up at 6:30… XD
TJBM is not and early riser.

False, I am an early riser but, it takes me about 3 hours to really get movin’. If I had to be at work again by 8 I’d be so screwed. haha

TJBM has something in their eye that they can’t get out Gah!

I did earlier! XD
TJBM hates that.

of course.
TJBM has nut allergies.

False, just the usual spring and fall seasonal crap, pollen, weeds, dust.

TJBM wants to take a road trip

I do.
tjbm should be doing math right now. I’m fluthering from my mobile in math class ;)

@AshLeigh You little math skipper you! lol ;-)

False, and I hate math, but I love my calculator. I can process the basics in my head but as long as one can use a calculator and isn’t interested in being a an engineer or physics professor, well..fuck math. lol

TJBM says fuck math too!

I love math. Without math there would be no electricity, no computers, no smart phones, no satellites, no web browsers, no Fluther.

TJBM doesn’t like the word fuck.

True/false. I use it occasionally to emphasize my passion. Not a lot. My apologies if I offended anyone. Duly noted.

TJBM is more oriented towards language than math

I like both.
tjbm is a fast typer.

nope.
TJBM thinks taht curse words are the best part of language.

Hmm, as much as I find them amusing and enjoyable,,, false.
TJBM has been called a ‘walking dictionary’ before.

Yes, all through school.
TJBM is a walking dictionary because they read so much.

True
TJBM is stressed

False. Relaxed and waiting on my gardener buddy for some gardening. haha

TJBM deducts 13 lbs., the weight of the average human head, when they weigh themselves? lol

Teehee :) And 3lbs for my clothes, and….

TJBM is on a diet

xD
TJBM finds the notion of being on a diet extremely funny

Nope. More like extremely necessary. (Welcome to life after age 30…)

TJBM needs to pack a suitcase.

False, but I just unpacked groceries. ;-p

TJBM has allergies today

Probably, but the light cold is making me forget the allergies :D

TJBM has spring fever.

True! Rain tomorrow, but, the last two days have been on the low 70’s.

TJBM has their house open right now

False. though we do air it out…but open? nope. it’s 30 degrees ;)

TJBM is considering what seeds to plant for a garden.

True! Well, only flowers, maybe a couple of tomatoes. I have about 1000 hybrid morning glory seeds I collected last fall, I can;t wait to see if I get some new colors.

TJBM likes amber glass

Sure.
TJBM likes rings

Earrings. :-)

TJBM is happy because they have a nice clean house

Yes, I always have a clean house. I clean my clean house to be sure it stays clean.

TJBM has snow tires on their car.

Of course I do. How many times do I have to stress the fact that this is Alaska?
TJBM is going through a hard time today, and needs me to give them a hug, to make them feel better. :)

I wasn’t talking to @AshLeigh

I do not want a hug—I’m not one of those gushy huggy people. I don’t usually share hard times either, so nunya.

Someone can’t take a joke. And is kind of rude. XD
I technically wasn’t talking to you either, so no need to get all defensive. :P

no hard time today.
TJBM made a mistake the day they said “I Do”.

LOL, I haven’t made that mistake… yet.
TJBM is not much of a romantic

False. I’m the only romantic I know.

TJBM was polite when someone shared a really bad idea recently.

Not that I remember…
TJBM is a hopeless romantic in denial

If I said I wasn’t a hopeless romantic… You might think I’m in denial..
TJBM is in denial.

True. I mean, False… o.o
TJBM is sleepy

not yet
TJBM likes to listen to Teller’s voice.

True :)
TJBM knows what @reijinni means for once

Actually, no. lol

TJBM will tell me who Teller is?

No idea.
TJBM draws on themselves. :O

Not since I was about 15. lol Razzing you AshLeigh! ;-p

TJBM uses spray on hair

I don’t. XD
TJBM has a tattoo, and will tell us what/where it is! :O

Sorry no, I don’t do needles unless my dr need blood or I need a vaccination

TJBM has a piercing somewhere other than their ears and will tell us where

Nope. I have one in each ear. That’s all. Thinking of getting more though.
TJBM has piercings.

Just my ears, but my daughter has a few.
TJBM is in the shower

Ummm… No. My laptop would get wet. XD
TJBM fluthers in the shower? O.o

True

TJBM doesn’t mind public speaking.

I do mind.
I’d like to know how you do that, @MollyMcGuire!
TJBM would also like to know.

not really
TJBM gardens in the nude.

At times, yes, I have. That’s why I live in a secluded house, for the nature and privacy.

TJBM likes to be outside late on summer nights, nude or otherwise.

True. I take walks. Lots & lots of walks with dogs.

TJBM likes to take walks.

True, I do. :-)

TJBM is totally out of it this morning because they stayed up waay too late last night

True. Extra espresso helped!

TJBM likes to warm their hands on a nice hot cuppa of something tasty.

Very true. There’s nothing like a hot cup of tea to warm the hands and the insides!!

TJBM has given something up for lent.

False. I don’t belong to any religion that requires tithing or lent.
TJBM drinks half caff coffee so they can drink more, longer lol

True. I add water (Americano) to my espresso..You caught my trick! ;)
TJBM is enjoying blue skies today.

Cloudy with some sun here and there, windy, after a few overnight showers. Really nice day actually. :-)

TJBM thinks Peacocks are beautiful birds, noisy but beuatiful

True. Family members have a sweet old guy on their farm…wish I had one!

TJBM has seen a badger in a garden.

False. No Badgers around here, that I know of.

TJBM likes Prairie Dogs

True. I can only see them at the zoo, though ;) Cheeky, standing guinea pigs!
TJBM giggles regularly.

not that much
TJBM likes it when they acknowledge their birthday at work.

I am self employed so I don;t get work parties, I give myself a party. lol

TJBM has been to Bryce and Zion parks in Utah

False. —-one of our little friends is named after Bryce canyon, though!—

TJBM has been to Yellowstone National Park. I hope to sometime in this lifetime

False, but I want to! I almost took off with a friend last October, but, it was too close to winter to do any camping and the bears were in an aggressive mode.

TJBM needs to go run errands and is sooo tired the thought of sliding behind the wheel seems almost too much. haha

Hmm… what exactly do you mean by “sliding behind the wheel” then, hey @Coloma ? False.
TJBM will tell us their plans for tomorrow

Getting together with a friend for our weekly river walk and picnic and Thurs. I am taking my daughter to get the Lasik procedure done on her eyes. 00

TJBM is starving right now I’m too tired to eat too. haha

just ate.
TJBM will enjoy this story

True
TJBM wonders why @reijinni watches CBBC…

False
TJBM watches cartoons

@MilkyWay, I don’t. Picked from FARK.

@reijinni Ah..
@SpatzieLover True.
TJBM likes arachnids

True. I like all creatures.

TJBM likes mint chocolate chip ice cream

With blueberries on top?!?!?!?!!!

TJBM has had ear problems (sadly…)

I do not.
TJBM is taller than me. :(

Probably not. I like to say I’m “Travel Sized”..

TJBM might be a Hobbit.

I might be.
TJBM is shorter than me. :D

Who knows

TJBM was not surprised by today’s primaries.

Not in the slightest. Romney took the states that will likely give their votes to Obama anyways, Santorum took the rest,

TJBM is wondering if they should have another drink.

I just put on my second cup of coffee.

TJBM likes to sail.

Not really. D:
TJBM likes to sing. :)

Yeppers

TJBM handles his or her own tax prep.

I don’t. Haha.
TJBM does!

Yes. And I mail the refund to my ex.

TJBM will share the last song they danced too with us.

… http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Ffdbo9Hypo Slow dance. XD
TJMB slow dances.

@AshLeigh I listened to that video – nice

I do

TJBM is a Jane Austen fan

I like it, @MollyMcGuire(:
I am.
TJBM loves reading,

I do, but haven’t read lately like I used to.

TJBM plays a musical instrument.

I play hand drums, Djembes, Congas, Navahos, Celtics and Burkina Faso Bendres. I don’t wanna work, I just want to bang on the drums all day…..

TJBM likes ethnic drums

I do, can’t play them but I enjoy them.
TJBM is bored

False
TJBM has a lot to do in a short amount of time

Always.
I’m collecting sap from maple trees right now
TJBM likes making foods from scratch

Yes, especially saucy sauces. lol

TJBM has taken their checking account down to it’s last $10 Gah…skimming the savings, psht! lol

True. :/
TJBM has an animal that snores.
My sweet girl is snoring on the chair behind me now

Haha, no, but my new cat Myles has such a fluffy ruff that he sneezes a lot when his fur goes up his nose. lol

TJBM slept like a rock last night

True. not in the AM so much, though
TJBM sleeps with a window open.

False, unless it’s the middle of the summer.
TJBM just killed a mosquito… Ew.

False. we won’t have those for a couple of months…Thankfully
TJBM has a birdhouse on their property.

False, it broke :/
TJBM loves hearing the birds sing in the morning

True. Love dem little birdies. :-)

TJBM likes egg salad sandwiches

False
TJBM dislikes eggs

False. I don;t eat them a lot but I do like them. Plus, I kept hens for years, I got spoiled on homegrown eggs.

TJBM has kept chickens

I’ve kept chicks… but they either died or ran away :/
TJBM has lost a number of pets

Sure…dozens. (lost as in death…I’ve never “lost” and not found a pet)
TJBM has kept an unusual animal as a pet.

I have geese and I once had a Macaw and pet Deer mice and a BLM Burro that was taken from the Nevada Desert. Her name was Minnie Pearl and she loved Captain Crunch cereal. lol :-)

TJBM is ready for lunch

True. I just began to eat! :D

TJBM has unique flowers in the garden.

Mmm..I have Zebra grasses and Myscanthus and a Himalayan Honeysuckle, but nothing really exotic.

TJBM has a water garden with reeds

Nope, just a lot of plants right now

TJBM has had a busy busy week

nope
TJBM knows what DDR really stands for.

Nope.
TJBM had something very exciting happen to them today :D

Well, a friend is coming over and we are having lunch and I am highlighting her hair. If you can call that exciting. lol

TJBM highlights their hair

True. Right now I have chunky highlights ;)
TJBM has a hairdresser they recommend to all their friends.

Not anymore. Haha

TJBM is s-t-a-r-v-i-n-g! My friend is 30 minutes late for lunch…girl..get it together! lol

False, I had dinner recently
TJBM has a stomach ache :/

False. I feel great.

TJBM has started dinner prep for tonight.

nope, dinner finished
TJBM is excited about Google Play.

Meh.
TJBM has a lot to do! Darn finals!

I’m finished with school, but the days of law school finals are not forgotten. They are the worst. One test for the course—that’s your final grade.

TJBM had a very cool delivery to their door today.

Well, yesterday, yes! My new Panasonic Lumix FH25 digital camera I ordered last week. I love it!

TJBM has a new camera

I got one a few months ago. :)
TJBM is having troubles with their space bar.

No, but the mouse bar on my laptop is sticky. :-p

TJBM likes making videos around their house

True, of my baby girl.

TJBM is very organized.

True, Usually, I have my disorganized moments. lol

TJBM is glad to see @erichw1504 back :-)

Yes, very!

TJBM has a nose that runs like a faucet.

False, it has become the opposite and is stuffed.
TJBM plays the piano.

Keyboard, but I hope to be able to play the piano too :)
TJBM is frustrated because their phone has decided to die

nope, have another
TJBM is wet today.

True
TJBM is horny today

That’s too personal.

TJBM is planning home repairs for Spring.

I am not.
TJBM is eating cookies.

No. Does not go well with beer.

TJBM is wondering where all the good TV programming has gone.

False. I haven’t watched TV since 2001. I do love my Netflix though. :-)

TJBM had a very busy day Whew, just got in a bit ago and stripped and put on my jammies…aaah, relax!

Yep, me too. It’s nearly 8:30pm and haven’t made dinner yet.

TJBM is ready for Spring Break to begin.

False. No kids here. @geeky_mama Oh man woman…you need a chef on standby lol

TJBM likes to take silly videos of their pets

what pets?
TJBM has put a scoop of vanilla ice cream either on top of their steak or mashed potatoes.

Never. No.

TJBM forgets that @reijinni is petless

I do.
TJBM has big plans for the weekend!(:

@reijinni is petless??? Do you realize that spell check doesn’t even recognize that word??

:-p

No big plans for the weekend, I had a big day today, I’m down for two. haha
TJBM likes Benjiman Franklin

It this a trick question?

TJBM likes to change up the colors that her computer uses for all of the different bars and windows.

Not very often. I’ll change my wall paper, often, but that’s it.

TJBM wishes she had gone to California when she was in college in the 70’s and set a man trap for Bob Seager!

… Haha.
TJBM loves mint!(:

True. I’m addicted to those Jello low cal chocolate mint mousse cups.

TJBM is looking forward to their weekend

Yes I am. House to myself… What to do, what to do… :) Rave of one!
TJBM is cute. ;)

sure am. run around naked
TJBM is still looking for a soulmate.

No.

TJBM received some news today that could cause major change in their life.

False. But the day is young. lol

TJBM has seen a bad car accident recently Oh man, yesterday I came upon a terrible crash, so sad, it is still bothering me.

True.

TJBM has been in a car accident.

True. Several, no injuries, and other than one rear ender, I have been the one hit. :-(

TJBM needs to wash their car

Nope – I did that this morning. Yay for a clean car!

TJBM is about to take a vacation.

Spring break starts today!(: Just staying home though. O.o
TJBM likes their steak medium rare.

True.

TJBM is a picky eater.

true
TJBM always have a problem with the tv being on the “wrong channel”

Not really. I don’t watch much TV.
TJBM has a pet panda, named Pickles.

got 2 cats and a dog but don’t see no panda around here

TJBM wants to get a pet

I want a kitty, and I want to name him Mayhem. :)
TJBM likes animals. <3

In the abstract. Like, I am glad they exist, somewhere far away from me.

TJBM has a movie recommendation.

I do. I’m with ya on the animal thing

TJBM’s bed is dressed in striped sheets at the moment.

Nope green

TJBM woke in the middle of the night only to have trouble going back to sleep

I woke up at seven AM, on a day I’m skipping school. XD Does that count?
TJBM thinks that counts.

No, 7AM doesn’t count!

TJBM unloaded the dishwasher tonight.

False
TJBM has a party to go to in 2 hours and they’ve still gotta make the chicken nuggets

Haha..no.

TJBM just washed their car and then flung a cup of coffee all over the outside . Seriously…sometimes. lol

Haha. No. XD
TJBM has something to do today, and will tell us what it is.

already mowed some grass.
TJBM hates yard work.

False. I love yard work! I don’t like mowing and weed eating so I sub it out, haha, but, I love raking, pruning, and planting.

TJBM has Daffodils and other spring bulbs in their yard

True, and last year’s potatoes have turned up too :D
TJBM made some chips to go with their chicken nuggets

No, but I ate chips at the Mexican restaurant.

TJBM is totally FULL after dinner and just wants to curl up on the couch and watch a good movie.

Nope. I’ve had a rice crispy’s treat, and a red bull today, and that’s all. XD
TJBM is not a healthy eater.

True..but I’m trying to work on that. It helps that I am totally in love with arugula and want to eat it at every meal.

TJBM goes through food “phases” where they want to eat the same (favorite) food over & over..

Sorta. Mainly my specialty burritos!

TJBM wishes her food could magically appear, cooked and ready to go, instead of having to cook it themselves.

False, I enjoy making my own food. I love cooking :D
TJBM had a really nice day today

I had a lovely day, got to talk to my daughter for a long time. I miss her.

TJBM is getting ready to turn on the TV to watch a program or movie.

False. I just finished a movie and am killing a bit of time before an early bedtime tonight.

TJBM has been having trouble with the “over capacity” issue on fluther

I don’t know what the over capacity issue is——- would someone please educate me on this.

TJBM does know what it is.

Apparently a server went screwy the other night, causing people to get an error page when they were trying to get into Fluther. Even after it was fixed, you had to clean your history in many cases to get back on. That was fixed, but a lot of people are still having spot outages. The site seemed down earlier today when I tried.

TJBM likes candy.

I love candy—chocolate, mint, peanut butter—these are a few of my favorites. I have never used the drug referred to as candy.

TJBM has never used the drug referred to as candy.

I haven’t.
TJBM just had sexy time. ;D

I don’t ask anyone such a question and don’t want to be asked either. It’s private.

TJBM watched a horror film today.

Nope didn’t watch any movies today

TJBM is ready to start their new week

It will start ready or not.

TJBM is up very early rather than being up very late (like me).

I am. I went to bed at 8:30 last night, I was exhausted.

TJBM has poison oak around their house Aaah spring, the first outbreak.

perhaps
TJBM can do a really good goosestep.

Um, false?
TJBM can do the caterpillar

The what? XD
TJBM will explain what the caterpillar is.

A dance move :)
TJBM doesn’t want to go to bed even though it’s 1 am

True, I don’t want to go to bed when it’s only 7pm here.
TJBM just enjoyed a girl scout cookie.

False, but I did enjoy some ice cream and a bakery chocolate chip cookie.

TJBM can play a song on a telephone keypad.

False, I find it annoying
TJBM can play the keyboard

I am a pianist

TJBM like Milky Way Midnight candy bars.

@MollyMcGuire That’s really cool :D
True, I do.
TJBM is a chocoholic

Thanks @MilkyWay

True

TJBM hates to be late.

True I am almost always early or on time.

TJBM is having dinner later now that the time has changed again

False—I didn’t really feel it too much this year. AHHHHH the joys of unemployment.

TJBM uses nightlights.

False xD
TJBM is off to bed

False. Only 7:32 on the west coast, and I do use nightlights. haha

TJBM is in the pacific time zone

I am.

TJBM is looking for something good to read.

True
TJBM is going to try out the Hunger Games series

Maybe later, but not now.

TJBM will also see the HG movie that coming soon.

True
TJBM is a sci-fi fan

Sometimes.
TJBM has too much energy.

False, just enough
TJBM loves talking in different accents (and annoying people)

I do. :D
TJBM will tell us what they did today.

nope
TJBM forgot to take their drugs today.

I don’t take any drugs, other than advil and the occasional herbal brownie. lol

TJBM is looking forward to several good storms this week Yay, the western mountains get snow!

I wish. All we seem to have here right now is pee-soup style fog all day! I’d welcome a good storm (maybe not snow but thunder and lightning would be cool!)

TJBM slept well last night.

False actually, I had a really restless night :/
TJBM is fed up with something

Mmm, I could probably think of something to be slightly fed up with, but no, I’m having a happy, easy day, in a good mood. :-D

TJBM is enjoying wild winds right now Yay storms!

False
TJBM has been experiencing some very mild and sunny weather

I am hot in my apartment in march with the heat off. In Frieken New England.

TJBM is a little regretful.

on some things
TJBM wants to do away with DST.

Youbetcha!

TJBM uses flavored coffee creamer.

I do.
TJBM loves pajamas. <3

Sure, right before I <Moderated by me as there are minors on this thread>

TJBM can’t seep either.

I never have trouble sleeping. I’m just not ready to go to bed yet.

TJBM washed her car in the past few days.

True, even vacuumed it out. Nice and clean!
TJBM is tired this early morning.

True. I stayed up too late last night too.

TJBM is still drinking coffee

no coffee here.
TJBM is excited about March Madness.

What is March madness?

TJBM knows what March madness is.

Yes, and I’ll help dear Coloma, who like me must not be a big college hoops fan? Not to worry. We’re not much for betting on NCAA sweet sixteen brackets at my house, either.

TJBM would rather play sports than watch them on ESPN.

True, I’m into sports :)
TJBM is into kick-boxing

False

TJBM plays or has played kick ball

Kick ball as in football? Sure, I play.
TJBM knows there is also a dance move called ‘kick ball change’...

nope.
TJBM has kicked somebody in the balls.

My brother, a long time ago…
TJBM has a brother. :D

true I have 2!

tjbm has a sister

Two(:
TJBM has four siblings.

True. Creepy you knew that.

TJBM is driven nuts by their siblings.

<cues the twilight zone music>

just by one, the other 4 not so much

tjbm has spent time in the cuckoo’s nest

Of course.
TJBM is mean! :O

Not intentionally.. really, I try to be nice..

TJBM is a people-pleaser by nature.

true. I dislike arguments, conflicts and confrontations.
~peace, love and happiness is what I like : )

tjbm likes to argue : (

False, but, when necessary look out, I’ll mop the floor with you. lol

TJBM has a strong and articulate personality

I’d like to think so…
TJBM has had a looong day

False. Only 1:25 on the west coast.

TJBM is having a nice day

I always have a nice day, especially when I’m working. I feel like I’ve been flattened with a steam roller, but getting to the point was nice and challenging.

TJBM is barefoot for the first time this year!

I’m always barefoot.
TJBM is a hippie! :D

Well, groovy, man! We have good vibes goin’ on between you and me, man, for you to have guessed that, man! That is soooo cool, maaaan!

TJBM is DYING for some orange cake or some carrot cake.

Um… False though I would like some.
TJBM is being cyber bullied

I am not.
TJBM is cute. ;)

Lol! No comment.
TJBM strongly dislikes haters…

I do. I take their women out of spite.

TJBM is watching too much news lately.

False
TJBM is listening to calming piano music right now

False. Will it make me feel better?

tjbm has the blues

False. Just rainy day mellowness

TJBM likes peppermint sticks in hot chocolate

Ew no.

TJBM drops a stick of peppermint gum in their hot hot chocolate and swirls it around until it’s melted. Well!

ummm… false hot coco n pb toast… nummm

tjbm is tired and needs a cuddle like me

I am not sure, Are you a good cuddler?

TJBM has no plans to sleep soon.

I’m trying not to have anyt….I can sleep as late as 10:30 tomorrow before I go to work (usually up at 6:30,) so I’m trying to stay awake for some reason.

TJBM knows that there are only two thing that go with peanut butter on a sandwich, and that is jelly or honey.

False, there is only one and that’s pb

tjbm loves pb foldovers

@Imadethisupwithnoforethought nope, I am an awesome cuddler ; )

No

TJBM works in the field of her degree.

Sure, I’m a food taster and have a degree in eating :D
TJBM is sarky

TJ doesn’t know what sarky is.

TJBM always manages to post questions that are going to get Fluther hopping just before (s)he has to go to work and gets to miss all the fun she started! Grr!

Not me. I don’t think I get Fluther hopping very often…and I can check Fluther while working.

TJBM is goin’ on a road trip! (like me)

False
TJBM will do a little acting very soon.

You mean like being polite to someone you can’t stand? lol

TJBM is annoyed at someone right now

True
TJBM will perform very soon

No, I don;t when I’ll be called back to the stage. lol

TJBM is enjoying a rainy day

False, a somewhat cold one.
TJBM woke up to really thick fog today

nope, just rain
TJBM’s team is still in the tourney.

I don’t have a team. lol

TJBM is going to watch a scary movie during a storm tonight

Uh, nope. I’d rather watch the storm out the window.
TJBM is going to bed…. Night!

not yet.
TJBM has ridden a horse naked.

Actually, yes, I have.

TJBM rides/owns horses

I used to own horses, and last summer I lived on a horse ranch.. I miss it! D:
TJBM loves where they live.

Yes very much so

TJBM lives where it is warm all year round

Yes. Of course. ;]
TJBM appreciates my sarcasm. :D

True, I like girls with zippy personalities, like me! :-D

TJBM has a zippy personality

Sometimes
TJBM is enjoying St. Patrick’s Day.

Uh, sure.
TJBM hasn’t really seen much happen today

True and false. True because I had to work this a.m and false because later it’ll be dinner and cake time!
<- is getting excited for caketime

tjbm has turned on their ac already

False. Just had another propane fill yesterday, I am not looking at the statement, yet! lol

TJBM is having T-storms today….woo hoo, it’s rockin; out there now

Nope. XD
TJBM is @EnchantingEla!

@AshLeigh beated me to it <sniffles>

O…M…G!! True! True!

tjbm wants to fly their kite today

It’s not even windy. :)
TJBM is wearing a hat.

False. I rarely do hats. They muss my hair up n I only like my hair mussed up when…. I’m thinking random things <wink wink>

tjbm is wearing a hat though

Perv!!
I am not. I haven’t left my bed at all today, yet. XD
TJBM is being lazy today.

So far, true, but, I must go out soon into the elements and hit the grocery store and check my mail. I am waiting on 3 Amazon items to come. ;-D

TJBM is an Amazon junkie

False I don’t shop Amazon or even online for that matter : (

tjbm is an Amazon woman?!

True, and I have an iron maiden form bra…boobs of steal. lol

TJBM has boobs of steel

Noooooo…. they’re pretty soft n boingy to be honest lol
lmao @ boobs of steel!

tjbm likes play gladiator/peasant girl

Yes, I am Coloma Turkey gladiator. Throwing rocks at the outta control flock of wild turkeys that are taking over my yard. lol

TJBM is hungry

False. I’m making my very first beef brisket and…. <peeks at it>.... it dun look too good : (
I may have to just have cake for supper : )

tbmj’s beef brisket looks delish mines like grey… is that normal?

I’m not cooking a brisket, I’m having tomato soup and caraway jack cheese and crackers. Gray meat doesn’t sound very good. lol

TJBM eats gray meat

@Coloma I’ve never made it before. I don’t know what color it’s suppose to be LoL

False. Kids are voting for BK lol and so am I! I can cook, just not meat for some reason. I need to find me a meat man.

tjbm is a meat man ; )

Of course.
TJBM is naked. O_O

nope
TJBM like pink slime in their ground beef and is wondering about this picture.

Yessss! We have a winner!
TJBM is a winner.

True.
TJBM is a champion

Haha…yes, I have boobs of iron!

TJBM has blue eyes

Very true! They are my favorite part of me.
TJBM has a favorite part of them and will share.

Um… I like my hair :)
TJBM is nekked and just got out the shower

Half correct.

TJBM is a perv.

nope, I am Italian

TJBM is half correct

False, I’m now half covered.
TJBM is off to get a midnight snack

False, it is only 8:32 in California, but, I just came in from the freezing rain and bedding down my critters, I might need a snack soon. lol

TJBM likes Mounds candy bars

Never tried them…
TJBM likes Skittles. :D

Meh, I like Whoppers. lol

TJBM is going to bed soon

Meh. No.
TJBM is a night owl.

Sometimes

TJBM is going to cook something special tomorrow.

nope
TJBM can only speak in death threats.

What? No, I’m assertive but not violent, as it should be.

TJBM is not violent

True, but I like to box sometimes…
TJBM hates I.T

nope
TJBM has a busted bracket.

Nope. O.o
TJBM is a baldy.

Lol! False
TJBM thinks @AshLeigh is funny

LOL..yes I do, and I love funny people! :-D

TJBM is still in their PJs at 11:07 am

False
TJBM doesn’t ever wear PJs anyway

Only when I am awake, not to bed, no. That would ruin the sensuality of my ultra soft blankies. lol

TJBM loves Garlic shrimp

False
TJBM has a ‘man’ crush and will tell us who it is

Um..don’t you have to be a man to have a man crush? Sorry, no “man crush” here.

TJBM believes ignorance truly is bliss.

Sometimes
TJBM is a female

Hmmmm last I checked I was

TJBM is enjoying nice spring weather right now

Haha, no, that was about 10 days ago, now it’s been cold and raining/sleeting/snowing for 6 days straight.

TJBM likes Blackberry jam

don’t do jam
TJBM is using their Blackberry as target practice.

I don’t have a Blackberry : (

tjbm has a bucketberry