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ETpro's avatar

What have I forgotten to ask here?

Asked by ETpro (34550points) March 14th, 2012

It all becomes a blur. I know there must be something I haven’t asked the jellyfish here before. This question, for instance…

But what else?

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Imadethisupwithnoforethought's avatar

Do you need to get permission from somebody to visit all of those abandoned Islands the US owns in the Pacific or can you just take a boat and stop in?

marinelife's avatar

How should we know? I can’t even remember what I have asked, much less have forgotten to ask.

Berserker's avatar

Ever ask anything about zombies?

Aethelwine's avatar

“Would Sarah Palin look better with a Telle Savalas or 70s bush?”.

Hawaii_Jake's avatar

“What is the square root of the differential on a ‘69 VW Bus?”

WillWorkForChocolate's avatar

“What is the average air speed velocity of an unladen coconut?”

dappled_leaves's avatar

I typed “why is” into the Google machine to help you out, and at the bottom of the page, it said:

Searches related to why is:

why is a raven like a writing desk
why is there a dead pakistani on my couch
why is yawning contagious
why is my eye twitching
why is friday 13th unlucky
why is my computer so slow
why are manhole covers round
why is santa red

I am particularly intrigued by the dead Pakistani. Any ideas before I click on their link?

ragingloli's avatar

“Would anyone want to hook up with me for unpaid sex?”

ETpro's avatar

You guys are terrific. I needed a few laughs, and here they are.

@Imadethisupwithnoforethought Better still, once there, can you homestead the place?

@marinelife At least you feel the scope of my pain. :-)

@Symbeline No, but there have been 4,008 questions about zombies asked by my fellow jellies, so it isn’t clear I can dream up a unique one.

@jonsblond We don’t need to ask that one. Clearly a 70s bush type.

@Hawaii_Jake Couldn’t ask that one. I’m not good with German differential equations. :-)

@WillWorkForChocolate 32 fps-ps

@dappled_leaves Awesome answer. A new toy for those rare moments when life gets a bit boring.

@ragingloli Sure, but I’ll have to check with my wife…

ragingloli's avatar

@ETpro
She can join if she wants.

ETpro's avatar

@ragingloli Trust me, she doesn’t.

Keep_on_running's avatar

Does my goatee detract from my handlebar moustache?

King_Pariah's avatar

What did I forget to forget to ask?

Kardamom's avatar

If you, personally, were going to fix a vegetarian meal for the collective, where would you start? Would you include an amuse bouche? What would you serve for dessert? How would you decorate the tables?

ETpro's avatar

@Keep_on_running Afraid I will have to leave that one to. Here’s my idea of proper facial hair. Maybe @Fundevogel can jump on that one. :-)

@King_Pariah Drat. And that was going to be my next one.

@Kardamom Great, because I have always loved starting with an amused bouche.

fundevogel's avatar

@Keep_on_running & @ETpro Though I am generally pro facial hair of any kind I do think that the goatee is usually inferior to the Handlebar Moustache. A Handlebar just tends to upstage rival facial hair. However men (or those few lucky women) wishing to balance their upper lip accoutrement with additional facial hair might consider the Musketeer, or, in the case of the very bold, the Honorable Faceshelf.

Let me run my fingers through your eyebrows and kiss the soup from your moustache.

ETpro's avatar

@fundevogel So that’s how it’s done. Thanks.

fundevogel's avatar

@ETpro I don’t think you need any help, your beard is a fine specimen.

WillWorkForChocolate's avatar

“Does this website make my ass look big?”

Kardamom's avatar

^^ Hee Hee!

ETpro's avatar

@fundevogel Damn, that made my day!

@WillWorkForChocolate Send me a JPG of it and I will gladly let you know.

@Kardamom It truly was a great question. :-)

ragingloli's avatar

quite accurate

ETpro's avatar

@WillWorkForChocolate That’s I would work for chocolate from.

WillWorkForChocolate's avatar

@ragingloli Hey, in my defense, I have carried and borne two children, so my hiney is not what it used to be, LOL.

@ETpro Umm, huh?

ETpro's avatar

@WillWorkForChocolate It that comment seems obscure, it’s best it stay that way.

WillWorkForChocolate's avatar

Are you saying I’ve eaten too much chocolate, and it’s gone straight to my ass? Or are you so dumbfounded by the jiggly beauty of my ass that you can’t form a coherent thought? :D

ETpro's avatar

@WillWorkForChocolate I probably shouldn’t admit this, but hell, you like us fellow jellies to derail a thread. My fascination would be with the later.

ETpro's avatar

@WillWorkForChocolate Oh goodness, don’t do that!

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