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[NSFW] If you take a good thing and add Moore, can you end up with way too much?

Asked by ETpro (34600points) June 16th, 2012

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Take a look at this [No nudity, but still NSFW] video of Miss Auguste Moore. Most admirers of feminine pulchritude agree that curves are a good thing. If you are of that mind set, can there be too much of that good thing? And if there can be, does Miss Moore cross that line?

For those who might think that the above link is a candid video some neighbor shot and posted online, and that it’s an outrage to call attention to it, you may set those concerns aside. Miss Moore promotes herself online for just the assets this video calls attention to. As far as I know, she only poses fully clothed, but all her videos appear to be staged. The video isn’t a candid capture posted by some depraved neighbor. You can Google her name and find plenty of proof of that fact.

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LuckyGuy's avatar

She seems to be following the other Moore’s law: “Capacity doubles every 18 months.”
Bizarre.

josie's avatar

Way, way too much.

ETpro's avatar

@LuckyGuy Don’t say stuff like that when I have a mouthful of coffee!

@josie As much as I love curves, I have to agree.

bookish1's avatar

Wait… who is this? Should I have heard of her?

rebbel's avatar

Man, doesn’t she know that blocks and lines printed dresses make your ass look fatter than it really is?

laurenkem's avatar

This is disgusting to me. I know some men like the curvier woman, but imo, this just looks grotesque. She’s so out of proportion she almost looks like a cartoon character.

bolwerk's avatar

Just when did “curvy” become a euphemism for “obese”? I know there are fatter people out there, but she’s pretty much obese.

BTW, this may have been less gross to me had I not just ripped an unusually grody fart as that video began to play.

mazingerz88's avatar

Now I know where Cheney used to hide. But, yeah, I’ll totally tap that.

zenvelo's avatar

That monstrosity is second only to Kim Kardashian, and it disturbs me that something like that has become considered attractive.

Sunny2's avatar

@rebbel Of course she knows. That’s the point.
With a smaller waist like that is she obese? She just has a big butt and the smaller waist emphasizes it. She’s making what could be (and may definitely be, to some) a negative and making it positive. I say, more power to her!

elbanditoroso's avatar

Gives a whole new meaning to being a hardass.

bookish1's avatar

@elbanditoroso: Or is it just plain bad ass?

flutherother's avatar

It is too much. Eye catching but not in a very nice way.

ucme's avatar

She’s wearing one of those adult incontinence nappies/diapers isn’t she?
Bless her, she needs changing, really rather quickly.

linguaphile's avatar

I don’t think anything’s wrong with it—mostly because she’s clearly proud of herself and feels good about her attribooty. I wish more women including myself had that type of confidence with their much smaller “flaws.”

ETpro's avatar

@bookish1 I’d be amazed if you knew who she was unless her sort of figure is a fetish of yours. I stumbled across her videos when hunting for other less rotund teasing sorts of walks, Only after becoming aware of the name did I search and discover that she apparently has regular following on the Web.

@rebbel Certainly she knows that. If you do an image search for her name, you will find that she chooses all her outfits to accentuate the size of her rear.

@laurenkem If she isn’t using padding, then nature just gave her a very ample bottom. She is carrying some extra pounds, but not all that many. Her waist is tiny compared to what is supporting it. But bear in mind it’s all about proper balance. As you can see, it is equally possible to have an ass that’s too small.

@bolwerk In Miss Moore’s defense, she really doesn’t appear to be excessively obese, she just concentrated what fat she carries in one area. And I refuse to take any responsibility for your choice of home fragrances. :-)

@mazingerz88 Ha! Cheney would have overclocked his pacemaker hiding in there.

@zenvelo Now what’s not to love about Kim Kardashian?

@Sunny2 Thank you. That’s my take as well.

@elbanditoroso I don’t know about hardass and she’s definitely not a hardbody,
But I believe @bookish1 is right that she’s a bad ass.

@flutherother For most, she’s too much. But she’;s clearly got a devoted Internet following.

@ucme Having now seen some of her other films, I can assure you that’s not the case.

@bookish1 Those, I don’t get. The very people they would attract would be super turned off when they found the bubble burst as they removed the panties.

@linguaphile Hear, hear! That’s my take on it too.

Ponderer983's avatar

Unfortunately, this is not the worst disproportionate ass I have ever seen. I can’t find links now, but my black male friends in college would always be pulling up videos like that and showing them to me. I don’t find it attractive as a woman. I’m fine with having a big butt, just as long as it is proportionate to the rest of the body.

@bolwerk She is not obese. She has a small waist and rest of her body is average, but her weight is concentrated in her butt. She may be overweight, but not obese.

Berserker's avatar

Eh, to each his own. I’ve seen worse than that, she isn’t that bad. Her butt does seem to disproportion the rest of her a bit in my opinion, but she enjoys what she does, and probably a lot of people enjoy her.

Personally, as far as big booty goes, I much prefer Andressa Soares, but all the power to Auguste Moore and big butts all over!

Brian1946's avatar

Her proportions are a little too pelvic for me.
I think her derriere would look fine with a wider torso and wider thighs.

She appears to have very little abdominal protrusion, so I’m not going to jump to the conclusion that she’s obese.

Other than my own preferences, which I don’t consider by any means to be concomitant with a “good’ or “bad” physique, I agree with what @linguaphile and @Sunny2 said.

augustlan's avatar

I don’t find it attractive, but the only opinion that really matters is her own. She can rock it if she wants to. ;)

ETpro's avatar

@Ponderer983 I agree, Auguste definitely isn’t obese. She would be healthier if she shed some weight, but she’s not obese, and she has a pretty face.

@Symbeline Wow! Now Andressa Soares is Smoking Hot!

@Brian1946 & @augustlan Copy that.

bolwerk's avatar

@Ponderer983: she’s almost certainly obese. I can’t find her weight or height online, but if she’s 5’5” and weighs 185 lbs, her BMI probably makes her officially obese. And I’m probably being generous in both cases. Calculate your own guesses here!

zenvelo's avatar

Sorry @ETpro and @Symbeline Andreas Soares should change her name to Ozymandius – “Two vast and trunkless legs of stone…”

Berserker's avatar

That’s Andressa. And no she shouldn’t. She should change her name to fuckin’ God.

ETpro's avatar

@bolwerk I looked too. She has a MySpace page but no info on it. I have no idea what her height and weight are.

@zenvelo I think @Symbeline is right about Andressa Soares. She inspires worship/

zenvelo's avatar

@Symbeline @ETpro Chacun a son gout, as the French say. I find her hardly attractive at all in that video, but far from goddess. She’s all thighs and huge ass.

Berserker's avatar

I was joking when I said she should change her name to God. :p kinda But of course, to each his own. I never dispute that. :)

ETpro's avatar

@zenvelo D’accord. Chacun a son gout.

@Symbeline Ha! I wasn’t.

@hiphiphopflipflapflop That was a hoot. Here’s the original source material from Sir-Mix-a-Lot.

bookish1's avatar

@ETpro : Thank you sir; I didn’t even need to click that link, but that song will now be stuck in my head for a week :-p

ETpro's avatar

@bookish1 Ha! Sorry, mate.

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