[NSFW] I've heard medicine balls are great. How do I get the medicine in mine?

Have your lady(or gentleman depending on your preference/mood) friend drink the medicine, and then fellate you. It’ll get to the places it needs to go through osmosis. The best kind of medicine is whisky. You should also take some orally before and during this procedure.

I think some fresh air will help you sort through this question @ETpro! ;)

Oy! Am I perplexed!

@ETpro Thanks for the morning laugh!

For a small fee I will administer your medicine. She who can medicate anything from horse to goose to man.
Forget the medicine ball, I’ll just stradle you from behind, tip your head up backwards and deftly inject the medicine down your throat, bypassing your glottis and you will be is bliss land in minutes.

I will then put you to float in a wading pool and sprinkle hearts of Romaine and 12,000 grain bread around you to distract you from the bad syringe moment. lol

The only medicine balls that I know of are those huge 5kg heavy leather balls from PE.

^That’s what I thought of, too

I have a feeling I don’t want to know what type of medicine ball @ETpro speaks of.

You need a CB 6000 with the spike inserts! XD Ha ha ha!

@SpatzieLover
Maybe he does mean those huge orbs and wants to force them up his anus.

You’d need more than whiskey for that.

May I recommend Tiger Balm?

I’d go with a 5/16”, 31 ga needle. And don’t inject more than 1ml !

Yikes! I cringe just thinking about it!

Get an irate witch doctor to knee you in the nuts.

I am guessing you have already taken too many medicine balls to the face.

Urban dictionary says that medicine balling is the act of injecting your nutsack with saline until it is the size of a soccer ball.

So saline could be one answer.

A medicine ball can also be a literal ball of medicine, also known as a bolus. It’s a way of delivering medicine to that it can reach the appropriate concentration quickly.

I seriously doubt either of these is what is being referred to. I think @ETpro has finally gone round the bend and should schedule a visit to his shrink tout de suite!

When I was a kid, this is what we meant by medicine balls:
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@FluffyChicken That sounds like fun. I love fellatio that goes on long enough for osmosis to occur. And of course the person with the mouthful of whiskey would be getting the same osmotic effect. That would be worth the initial burn. :-)

@Cruiser I’m thinking you needed some fresh air after reading the SMOKING first answer @FluffyChicken gave.

@janbb Perhaps some medication would help clear your head.

@Sunny2 My pleasure. That’s obviously the only reason I posted this questionable question.

@Coloma That sounds too indirect. The medicine would be too diffuse.

@ragingloli You choose your medicine and I’ll choose mine.

@SpatzieLover Well now, that ought to depend on what sort of medicine is in these medicine balls.

@spykenij No, I definitely do not need that.

@ragingloli Way wrong answer.

@FluffyChicken I don’t even want to think about enough whiskey for that.

@bookish1 Yikes. Feel the burn of that exercise.

@LuckyGuy Argh! Cringing right along with you.

@ucme Thanks, but I’ll pass. If you try it, let me know how it all comes out.

@filmfann And I’m guessing you’re lousy at guessing. :-)

@wundayatta That definitely was NOT what I had in mind. I’m kind of stunned anyone would.

@elbanditoroso Oh—now somebody tells me.