Anyone get a random pm from a new jelly lately?
A new jelly who joined today?
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No, not today. What did it involve?
If anyone ever recieves a strange PM, the best thing to do is to PM a moderator and tell all of the details. It is generally very hard to track down PM spammers, since most of them are smart enough to not spam the mods directly. We have to rely on reporting.
Nope. Wonder whatever happened to the resident perv. can’t mention names that used to send me pms asking about my sexual habits.
Clue…. has something to do with zzzzz’s and medicine. lol
Mine:
UR REPLYS TURNS ME ON!
@Mama_Cakes I guess since so far, nobody else has had a PM, this person has it in for you…I can help you destroy them.
Dammit, I missed another one! I feel so alone.
Why am I being ignored by perp’s?
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Wow. That sounds very sweet. I wish I could think of things like that to say. But I would say, “your replies turn me on,” and it wouldn’t have nearly the pathos. Then again, I’m 56 and can spell, and the person who wrote that is probably 11. If that.
We checked, and he only sent that one to you @Mama_Cakes. We’re keeping an eye on it.
Well, they haven’t been terribly exciting, lol.
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and your pmer obviously thinks your responses are HAWT! Now I feel left out because I don’t get hawt pms.
Well I spoke too soon! It just got very warm in my pm box! @Wunday – that is very naughty.
@Coloma: I thought I was the only one LOL!
@jca Haha..OMG! That guy was a flippin’ frootloop! lol
@Bellatrix I’m shocked! You are a married woman and nobody should be warming your pm box but your husband. lol
<—[dances around] I’m naughty! I’m naughty! I told @Bellatrix she was HAWT!
And I really do feel so naughty. Hawt is such a naughty word!
Bella, you gotta complain now so Auggie will come and look. Although I wonder. If I complain about myself, will she still go check it out? I really need a whipping! Mmm. Does Auggie’s whip smell like new leather? Will she let me smell it before she exercises with it?
Wouldn’t you rather smell it after she’s done exercising with it?
@Symbeline Naw. I have a thing for new leather, not fresh blood.
Don’t worry, @Symbeline. I think you’re hawt, too! I could harass you if you like. Make Auggie whip me double hard!
But don’ t no one else go gettin’ no idears. Bella and Symb are it. Double hard is hard enough for me! Besides which, dunno how much more stress Auggie’s arm can take. ;-)
She can hack it. I await your dirty PM’s. Hell, I just might get in trouble, too…
Limbering up for a strenuous whipping session…
Can I smell the whip after you’re done?
@Symbeline Don’t worry. I do have a thing for blood. I will send you naughty PMs and wait anxiously for the bloodletting to begin.
@Coloma Fortunately that whackadoo hasn’t been on in a while. Since August or something. Thank the JellyGods.
@auggie, can you check out the disgusting pms @wunday has been sending me. He really needs a flogging.
@Coloma – I can’t be held responsible for @wunday’s bad behaviour!
@augustlan Me too! Lookit Wundy, he’s such a playah! :D
@WillWorkForChocolate I was going to say, we should wait for the proper alignement of the stars to begin the bloodletting…but fuck it, let’s get it oooown.
Oh man. Oh man. I’m in it now.
Look, ladies. There’s plenty of me to go around. I mean, that wasn’t me. That was my evil twin.
Uh. Listen Auggie, if you promise to whip me real hard, I might send you a pm, too. Just sayin’ ;-)
Am I too late? I brought lubricant…
@wundayatta Oh, well, if you see your evil twin, tell him I’m wearing his shirt, if he’s looking for it.
@Symbeline Me and my evil twin aren’t on speaking terms. However, I am missing a shirt. Could you describe the one you have? Maybe he took it when I wasn’t looking. I mean, we know that I’d never do that sort of thing, right? ;-)
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I’ve got to try to remember to talk to right way.
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